Bogota Reports

[Hickup1]

Damn this is exactly what I need. Good find! Can you share the with me as I'm in Bogota right now! Anyone else in Bogota right now? I'd be happy to hang out and trade some stories. Been here in a Colombia for the last 3 weeks, 2 in Medellin, 1 in Cali, and got another week here in Bogota. Lived in Medellin all last summer too so I'd be happy to hang out.

Found this girl at Mileroticos who posted as a massage girl. I've been wanting to get one since I touched down here. Her photos are hot and sexy. I'd describe her as a Paisa girl from Medellin, very toned gym body (she got abs), nice buttocks, thick thighs, looks like she got her boobs done, but I couldn't tell, girl next door face and small waist. We talk at Whatsapp and asked her if her photos are real, she said yes, I said I won't believe you unless we video call, she didn't want to video call. I was ready to let her go, when I thought to myself what if it's really her? I decided to meet up with her so I can find out what she is lying about LOL. I don't usually go to working girls place, but I got a good gut feeling with her, so I decided to take the risk LOL. We meet up at the address which is a busy part of galerias near the mall. I knocked on the door was greeted by this cute petite girl who happens to have a sexy body and ass. I if I want .

[TravelPunk2]

Was down in Bogota 8/25-8/28.

Absolut Spa. Went mid-day Saturday. As I was walking to the entrance I saw a guy turn in and ring the doorbell, so I hung back for a minute to let him get in and get settled. Once it was my turn, I was greeted by a beauty of a girl, 5'7', 20, tall and slim with long black hair. There were 4 girls available, but I ended up taking her. 1 HR, 330 k, all covered. The massage was weak, but I wanted to get right down to it anyway. Service was ok, as she seemed inexperienced. But again, she was really hot. She gave me her whatsapp number. I might call her for a hotel visit next trip.

Clubs. Saturday night I went down to SF. It was my first rodeo, so I went for Fiebre. I honestly didn't know what to expect, but the place was packed with a lot of girls. The streets were quite full outside, but since I was alone and I stick out, I decided to just hang inside. I got a few dances from some young, thick girls. 70 k / ea. I ended taking one upstairs, a morena-type with big naturals. 200 k for 20 m, but uncovered BJ included. She said it's usually an extra charge but since I got dances she went with it. Another 20 k for 2 sodas. Also, all 3 girls I got dances with offered their whatsapp, and all said that an offsite visit could be had for 400-500 k for 2 hrs. That seems like the rate, or at least the one they're quoting this gringo rookie.

I can see why some people like this place; hot girls, easy transaction, etc. But I think I'd only go back if I was with other people, in a group maybe. I prefer spas or online.

Which brings me to my third and final review.

MiamiViceVIP. Bait and switch. What a bummer. I asked for Valentina, a blonde 25, and they sent me what looked like her mom; she was late 40's if I am being generous, possibly early 50's, with large bolt-ONS and too much make-up. The situation is that they have you meet at a house (a nice location in Usaquen), but there is a locked gated door you go through, plus a room with a courtyard and private bath. She arrived after me, and the doors in the hall are locked. Plus, there are two large guys in the street as security. With this in mind, I ended up just going with it rather than try to walk-out. The silver lining is she was really chill, and actually gave great service. DT / BBBJ / Rim was excellent (probably from decades of practice), and let me FF her with no gag reflex. She pulled out a vibrator and used it on herself while I smashed in doggy. After the deed, she at least was very attentive in cleaning up. So while she didn't look like what I was hoping for, service wise she was great.

The bulk of my mongering experience has been in SE Asia; Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam, but since I moved recently to S. Florida, I'll be making this trek to Bogota / Medellin / Cartagena more often. Any tips or recommendations are welcome. I'm thinking I should hit up the WM tour eventually, too.

[Ssseeking]

P.S. For anyone planning to stay at Hotel Tequendama this site is blocked on their wifi so if you're planning to stay there do your research before-hand and / or plan to either use a vpn or mobile data to access this site (I'm sharing my smartphone's mobile data with my chromebook to write this and browse this site then I'll go back to wifi).

Hi I am also at Tequendama apartments right now, not facing any issue with the internet though. Also if you want to grab a coffee or want to go to clubs / zone please dm (in case you are still in Bogota). Me and my friend had another session right now Santa fe. Though the morning crowd was little slow, will go to evening again.

[Tiger Guy X2]

On day 4 here in Bogota. Again decided to hit up the zona. I walked over about 4:30 pm. I was planning to check out Venus or one of the other clubs, but Venus was doa as I stepped inside and nothing. They appear to have been still setting up and restocking as guys were unpacking drinks from a vehicle out front. Anyways I circled the block and then decide what the hell back to Troya again it is LOL. It was 5 pm by now. Despite the time of day there were some dancers and patrons inside. I recognized a few girls from the past few trips the past few days and some were new to me.

I ended up being here from 5 pm until a little after 8 pm. The club did pickup a decent bit over the course of those 3'ish hours in both customers and girls. There were definitely a few more hotties mostly of the enhanced variety that I'd not seen on previous trips. They definitely were appealing to that curvy MILF / pornstar / stripper type look I find myself going for more often than not. I did manage to get a dance from one of the newer hotties who peaked my interests for 50 K in addition to another dance from a girl I'd gotten one from on my past visits for 30 K. There was another one who also quoted me 50 K for a dance but she ended up having to go on stage and I never got around to it afterwards. The dance prices seem to have a lot of fluctuations.

Once I was ready to grab a girl to take upstairs it was a hard decision indeed. The new girls I'd seen who were all of the curvy, busty, and bootylicious types represented 3 girls I'd like to have had a session with each of them LOL. However, this trip I was looking to buck that trend and get a different type of chick. I went against my natural urges and got this cute chick I'd seen my first time here a few days back who had caught my eye who I'd not seen since. She happen to be working today though so I figured better to grab her now. She was a tall girl even if you removed the high heels, very skinny, and very small boobs (probably the smallest in the joint), with long hair with a few twists / braided, was Venezuelan, very fair complexion, and nice natural little jiggly booty like I like. I don't recall her name though LOL. Anyways she quoted me 110 K for the session which honestly is the cheapest rate I've heard since I've been here. The session was pretty standard in some CBJ, doggystle, and missionary.

One side note is that things got a bit crazy on Troya tonight. This incident happened maybe sometime in the 6-7 pm block. I went to the bathroom and on my way back to my seat this woman asked where the bathroom was. I pointed at it and off she went. Afterwards she for whatever reason sat at the other seat at my table and grabbed my bottle water and started drinking it and spilling / spitting some on the table. I looked out the side of my eye like WTF is this be doing. Then she gets up and starts dancing around and messing with this group of 3 guys at the seated section in front of where I was sitting. There was some Troya employee sitting with a customer behind me (maybe he was off duty at this point since he'd been siting there a while) when the next mesero passed by he flagged him and told her about the water incident and what she was doing to the other guys now still. The mesero guy then I assume starts telling her to leave as he was gesturing with his hands towards the exit. She wasn't having that so he grabbed her and she manages to shove him away then he goes to grab her again and she's fighting back trying to get out of his grips as one of the female meseros try to come over to assist telling the woman to leave, but the male mesero eventually just carries her off outside as everyone in the club is looking on. Definitely the craziest thing I'd witness in any establishment of this nature be it in Bogota, Tijuana, Costa Rica, or Thailand.

After that I hit up The King Shwarma or whatever that place is called to grab something to eat and headed back to my hotel room. I didn't go for a round two back at the zona since it was already after 8 pm as I was leaving.

P.S. For anyone planning to stay at Hotel Tequendama this site is blocked on their wifi so if you're planning to stay there do your research before-hand and / or plan to either use a vpn or mobile data to access this site (I'm sharing my smartphone's mobile data with my chromebook to write this and browse this site then I'll go back to wifi).

[Ssseeking]

1. Legit massage + happy ending (not just go to MP and fuck, I like a proper sensual massage and happy ending for an hour).

2. Other clubs or red light areas?

3. Any good escort agency? Recently I took a escort girl in mexico and it was very good though expensive. But happy to explore that also in Bogota if suggested by experienced people.

Also.

4. I have heard about casas / mansions what are they? Any must visit ones? And expected cost any info helps. My DM is active, can talk in whatsapp.

[Ssseeking]

Me and my friend Hired Mr Woodman and it was worth every dollar. He gave us a really good tour of the whole santa fe area at night. I will write my experience in detail. But given I am half the globe away I want to see other must do mongering things in Bogota. I know I am supposed to RTFF, but I am on a south america tour and exploring multiple cities and at this time really struggling with time as this is not a pure vacation rather a workation for me in a different timezone also. So please dm me or post in forum what else we do on the following.

1. Legit massage + happy ending (not just go to MP and fuck, I like a proper sensual massage and happy ending for an hour).

2. Other clubs or red light areas?

3. Any good escort agency? Recently I took a escort girl in mexico and it was very good though expensive. But happy to explore that also in Bogota if suggested by experienced people.

Thanks in advance! I am looking forward to responses, and from even one day it feels Bogota is my second most favorite mongering destination (first is hometown purely based on language issue, Bogota on looks beats that anyday) and looking forward to more amazing things!

[CrazyCalabrese]

If you are in Bogota for a week, I would look for pros in SF, casas, and agencies. Tinder is worth checking for civilian opportunities but I would only invest time in a match that seems especially solid. On Tinder you're running a small risk of being scoped and a larger risk of last minute cancellations or no shows. Agencies sound like a much better match for what you want. La Celestina has specials every week if you give them an email address.

Amazing thank you very much. I find there's so much people describing their experiences in depth on here and not sharing any info / links / names. I'll be sure to share any / all info I can once I've visited some places / ladies.

[Frogg]

My time in Bogota is coming to an end. I decided to go to Santa Fe for one last merry-go-round. I found the chica I was looking for, a young beautiful Vennie. We had unfinished business from a session last week that went well, but felt could have been even better. This time everything was completed as ordered, and at 50 K it's one of the best deals on the planet. Before leaving I asked for and she told me her name; a light bulb went off: I realized I had sessioned with her three years go. It was the same spot, same name, same body and face. I hadn't made the connection because her hair color had changed. It's amazing I found her again after all this time (almost four years to be exact, and we had unfinished business from even back then). She still looks great, hadn't aged much. For those curious, I will be witholding her name and location, least she be swarmed by even more horn-dogs (she gets enough customers as it).

Afterward, I walked up to 23st and went into the Gran Triunfo de Dios bakery and breakfast. Woodman had mentioned this place as a go-to spot of his; I wanted to try it and thereby walk in the footsteps of that Santa Fe legend. At 2:30 in the afternoon the place was empty save for the employees. It is small but cozy, warm but not hot. There were two sticks of incense burning, I sat away from them least the smoke irritate my contact lenses. There was not much view of the street action, but that's OK since was hungry and earger to eat. I ordered the Sancocho de Costilla for 10 K. When it came out, was very well made and delicious, the meat soft and tender. I was served only the bowl of stew without the all the extra rice and stuff on the side that I find excessive, and was happy with the simplicity. The Sancocho even came with a slice of lemon on the side, a rare nice touch in Colombia, and was possibly the best Sancocho I've ever had! Thank you Woodman.

One more thing about the water: on this trip I have drank tap water from my hotel room almost eclusively and have not gotten sick. If I'm supposed to be getting sick from the tap water, I can only conclude that monger gods have been protecting me, hehe.

[Woodman09]

I think they re-bottle those waters in the clubs from the sink, same with anyone in the streets selling water. It's likely tap water refill LOL. So basically free to them and also will make you sick. Most of the time we get sick in those areas and we always wonder why, and this is not something most think about.

If you think this idea is crazy, same goes w the alcohol bottles, they are all mixed / tinted for the most part with something else and not the originals so they can make a profit. It's like mixing cocaine w some power to increase the supply. Those stocks got into DR and few tourists died from those and was in the news, just to point out that it's true. Also it is the reason why when you visit upscale or semi upscale clubs in bog or mde they will ensure you see the seal first before they open it in front of you, since mixed / fake alcohol is a thing in Latin America. They don't all do it but it happens. They do the same w water.

Get your water from stores and upscale places only, maybe restaurants are ok. Try to get hydrated in your hotel or other time, and when your out just drink beer LOL.

Not sure where they bottle-- but all that stuff is delivered-- Bootleg alcohol could happen --I guess but have not heard of anything like what happens in Mexico or DR-.

Everything in the clubs is sealed and opened in front of you.

[Tiger Guy X2]

My Day 2 here in Bogota was this Sunday 9/3. I'd read reports about how it can be a bit slow on Sun and Mon in the zona. However, I definitely got to experience it first hand. I started out early first hitting up Troya at around 4 pm. It was pretty dead and they did have a few girls on-hand and very few customers. I had a few waters at 10 K a pop and a red bull at 20 K so those prices are about what I'd expect. The meseros weren't pushy either. I stay for a little bit and did end up getting some lap dances from one dancer for 30 K for a few songs (definitely a better deal than at Fiebre LOL). I didn't take anyone upstairs although since the chic I fancies the most was occupied.

Next I hit up Paisas. It was after 6 pm at that point, but it was still pretty dead. There were maybe like 5 girls out and maybe 3-4 customers including me. I wasn't really fancying any of the girls. I got a bottle water for 10 K and sat for a few minutes. One girl came over to introduce herself, but she wasn't too my liking. I eventually bailed after about 15-20 minutes. I then stopped into to Atonis. I got a bottled water again for 10 K. I should have instantly bailed LOL as this club was the deadest of the 3 I'd visited. I sat for like 10-15 minutes and never saw one girl come downstairs. There was me and like 3 other customers in there, but nothing nada zilch. After that I just want walking about the zona checking out the street girls. I ended up trying my first street girl at one of those spots. It was just ok and got the job done. After that I went back to my hotel and that was it for the night even though I thought about coming back out again later.

Day 3 I decided to again get started earlier with the plan I'd do something early and then go back again later. Of course given it was Monday which is supposed to be a bit slow who knows how that would go. First stop of the night was Paisas which I arrived at just after 4 pm. This club was pretty dead though. There were less than 5 customers inside and during my time there a few popped in an instantly left. I at least grabbed a water and sat for a few minutes to see what the talent on hand was like. It again was pretty meh in that it wasn't what I really really looking for. Still kind of in my curvy / MILF mode LOL and the few girls on-hand weren't that and in fact were pretty skinny.

After I decided to bail I then headed to some other club I don't even know the name of. It definitely not some spot I'd recall talked about on here. I went inside and it was small as hell, but it was packed. I had to go all the way in back to find a seat. I got a bottled water and glanced around at the talent. Again not really to my current mood as all of the girls were natural and on the petite / smaller side with very small boobs or were a bit chubby. The mesero did bring over one of the girls who was cute and all and someone I'd bang, but given the cramped space with a lot of heat being generated I was out of there after 15 minutes or so.

It was on to my 3rd stop of the afternoon this time back to Troya just before 5 pm so yeah I'd hit up 3 spots in less than 1 hour which is certainly a record for me. The talent at Troya was pretty similar to my previous stop (at least the early time). Given it wasn't even 5 pm yet talent at first was pretty limited. There was a slow trickle of girls coming in during my approximately 1 h45 mins or so there. At first the talent was mostly the same girls from my previous trip. However, a few newbies to me came in after I arrived. I ended up getting another dance at 30 K from the same dancer as my previous trip. I hung out for a bit and eventually my eyes and etc LOL got fixated on this one enhanced girl I'd later find out is a Venezuelan named Natalia. She offered a session for 150 K which I took her up on. So upstairs we went for a session. She was cool and delivered. We did multiple position, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, and missionary. Afterwards I headed back to my hotel and to find some dinner.

Later Monday night around I decided to go for a round two so I hit up Fiebre again. I arrived just after midnight. Surprisingly it was pretty crowded albeit most of the crowed looked to be locals. I grabbed a seat and order my customary bottled water for 10 K as usual. This trip I certainly had a goal in mind that being to find that other chick I had my eyes on Saturday when I was here LOL. Needless to say she wasn't around this night although I moreno chick I'd seen was. She saw me and gave me a hug and asked it I wanted a dance, but I was hunting new blood so I told her maybe later. I ended up getting dances from two other chicks though both quoting me 50 K which was cheaper than what I'd paid on my prior visit, but still a bit higher than the 40 K I just saw some here mention as the rate for a show. Anyways I ended up later going up stairs with the chick I got the first dance with for 150 K. Things started out ok with the session so I don't have any complaints at the actual girl. We did multiple positions and things were going nicely, but then can the dreaded knock. I was like wtf there is no way we'd been in this room that long. She was like we can extend the time, but at that point I'm was ready to call it at night on principle. Even before we could both finish getting dressed the person was knocking on the door a second time which caused the girl to just crack the door while we were continuing to get dressed. After that I headed back to the hotel and that was that.

One a side note what's up with the girls in some of these clubs that appear to work there but are like just dressed in "regular" club gear, I. E I saw like 2 girls in Fiebre that had on super tight jeans, crop top shirts, and high heels? I'm guessing they work there as they clearly weren't with guys but seems like an odd choice of attire since they can't really do dances / shows. Are they there strictly for arribas / going upstairs? I also saw this happen first when I was at Troya earlier this day with this one girl that was similar dressed but never put on the typical kind of work gear.

[MaddTraveler]

The tap water in Bogota is safe to drink and actually taste really good, better than bottled water. I spent a lot of time and money buying and carrying large jugs of water before figuring this out.

I think they re-bottle those waters in the clubs from the sink, same with anyone in the streets selling water. It's likely tap water refill LOL. So basically free to them and also will make you sick. Most of the time we get sick in those areas and we always wonder why, and this is not something most think about.

If you think this idea is crazy, same goes w the alcohol bottles, they are all mixed / tinted for the most part with something else and not the originals so they can make a profit. It's like mixing cocaine w some power to increase the supply. Those stocks got into DR and few tourists died from those and was in the news, just to point out that it's true. Also it is the reason why when you visit upscale or semi upscale clubs in bog or mde they will ensure you see the seal first before they open it in front of you, since mixed / fake alcohol is a thing in Latin America. They don't all do it but it happens. They do the same w water.

Get your water from stores and upscale places only, maybe restaurants are ok. Try to get hydrated in your hotel or other time, and when your out just drink beer LOL.

[JackEnBogo]

Hey guys. Arriving in Bogota on Tuesday for a week if anyone wants to meet up. Anyone have any luck with Tinder? Set my location to Bogota and been swiping quite a bit and was expecting to get a whole bunch of offers of service with the matches but not yet despite having lots of matches. Just casual chats. If you have a strategy that has worked for you beyond the "are you an escort" kind of approach on tinder would love to hear. Thank you.

If you are in Bogota for a week, I would look for pros in SF, casas, and agencies. Tinder is worth checking for civilian opportunities but I would only invest time in a match that seems especially solid. On Tinder you're running a small risk of being scoped and a larger risk of last minute cancellations or no shows. Agencies sound like a much better match for what you want. La Celestina has specials every week if you give them an email address.

[GreenBud]

He rolls his eyes up and does nothing, looks the other way.

LOL! Yup. Have you been there.

But he won't lie to you when you ask him about the price. Contrary to the bartender at California. He lied; I knew there was no way that the price of the beer was higher than Troya.

[HumbleHal]

At Venus, the bartender is definitely honest. He rolls his eyes up when the waiters try to scam the tourist.

He rolls his eyes up and does nothing, looks the other way.

[Kunjur]

Hope you can make it this time-- Ibis a good hotel-- but rooms are small. Right across the street is Teqendama Suites which is a favorite among many guys-.

San Francisco Hotel is a standby also. AirBnb is also good in this area-- many luxury highrise -- The Museo Torre is beautiful-- many others are available-- The Bacata buildin on Calle 19 is a great place to stay too.

Good Luck!

Thanks Woodman. I just booked Teqendama Suites. Fingers crossed that my trip happens this time. Also DM'd you.