Bogota Reports

[Stinky Squid]

I am planning for a few days in Colombia or Venezuela. Coming from Brazil and Panama. I would like to do some binging of strip clubs and TLN company, ideally with a pair. I need to decide which town. Bogota, Medellin or Caracas (VE) or a combination thereof. I want to have lots of action and look for a nice price point where a failure doesn't ruin the time and I can quickly next a dead fish without loosing precious time and not too much money. The rates in Panama annoy me. I want girls who put in some enthusiasm. CBJ is a total bummer, it must be BBBJ all the way, I don't want to see whining and lame performance.

Even though I gather Caracas chicas are cheaper and more eager to please, I got the advice to perhaps not do Venezuela because of the money exchange problems. But I don't want to end up with bad service for rip off.

So, in Bogota, which club (s) should I choose if I have one night an want to get it right the first time? I am thinking of La 49 (expensive but posh and in decent neighborhood). Pussy House is open again as I read on a Spanish forum. I know of La Piscina, Troya, Las Vegas in the Zona de Tolerancia. Chicas Milenio just got a bad review a few posts up. Which of the clubs has the best most enthusiastic talent and the best bang for the buck? Which hotel might have semi-pros right in the lobby? Is there still 1 am curfew where one can pick up a couple of chicas for the rest of the night somewhere close to my hotel?

I am quite confused by the prices. It seems to me that they are now all pushing to the USD 100 mark, which I hate. I hate how expensive Panama is. I cannot believe that Colombia where people are so much poorer than in Brazil ends up being more costly than Brazil.

[StripperMan]

3 dead so far, speculation is it could have been any of 3 activist groups responsible. IMHO, bombings should be your least worry.

Although Colombia and Bogota are far safer today then in the past, it is still the random muggings that should concern you. Generally, the southern areas are more dangerous then the north but the north has there share of muggings also. Just in the last month I had one girl I know who lives in Salitre was approached at 9 pm, by 2 women with idle chat and then a man appeared and they beat her, stole her phone, shoes, purse and the clothes she was wearing, leaving her in just bra and panties in the street. And just this last week my novias father was shot in the head at 6 pm in his barrio in Soacha, Soacha is considered the frontier area of the most very southern border of Bogota. Only a few hundred yards from the new apartment they purchase in February when he was attacked. He was a good father and a hard worker and now lies in a coma. These are people familiar with their barrios and life long residents of Bogota and they fell victim. The point is to always be vigilant, don't get drunk and be in the street, don't flash jewelry or cash or cell phones in the street. I love Colombia and the people are wonderful but you need to be aware of the few very dangerous people roaming the streets of Bogota.

Wow! Left her on the street in bra & panties only! Sorry to hear about the novia's father. I located the Salitre district on Google Maps, and it does not look more south of where I would be stying in the Chapinero district.

My plan would be to split time between doing escorts, and going out to the night clubs like Pussy House, Las Divas & La 49. Of course I would check out the exclusive clubs in the North Zone, and also safely thru taxi's & uber, check out some select clubs in the Santa Fe district. But those trips outside Chapinero I expect to comprise very little of my time. I would pretty much be staying in Chapinero near Calle 60 & Carrera 13 the entire time. I drink, but never get overly drunk. I know how to walk with a purpose, walk with head on a swivel, and I never flash bling. In fact I dress down and use cheap phones & watches.

From what I gather, the danger levels in Bogota are similar to what it was like in New York City in the 70's & 80's. Too many people, and too few police with slow response times. Citizens who are very aware that a mugging can happen anywhere at anytime of day.

How safe will Chapinero be? I'd like to believe that I could walk from Pussy House the 4-500 meters to my hotel or condo at 3 am. Probably not a good idea though??

[LatinaLover#1]

Thank you for this post. I am currently doing research on going to Colombia & Bogota for the first time. I'd like to believe that security there is infinitely better there than just a decade ago, certainly the 90's.

Is this explosion a one-time freak occurrence now, or something people there still live with everyday.

3 dead so far, speculation is it could have been any of 3 activist groups responsible. IMHO, bombings should be your least worry.

Although Colombia and Bogota are far safer today then in the past, it is still the random muggings that should concern you. Generally, the southern areas are more dangerous then the north but the north has there share of muggings also. Just in the last month I had one girl I know who lives in Salitre was approached at 9 pm, by 2 women with idle chat and then a man appeared and they beat her, stole her phone, shoes, purse and the clothes she was wearing, leaving her in just bra and panties in the street. And just this last week my novias father was shot in the head at 6 pm in his barrio in Soacha, Soacha is considered the frontier area of the most very southern border of Bogota. Only a few hundred yards from the new apartment they purchase in February when he was attacked. He was a good father and a hard worker and now lies in a coma. These are people familiar with their barrios and life long residents of Bogota and they fell victim. The point is to always be vigilant, don't get drunk and be in the street, don't flash jewelry or cash or cell phones in the street. I love Colombia and the people are wonderful but you need to be aware of the few very dangerous people roaming the streets of Bogota.

[Samperaand]

First of all I want to give a huge thanks to boardy Routard.

He was extremely generous with his time and showed me the ropes as a Bogota newbie.

I flew in From Medellin around noon. I already had local currency from Medellin so I can't speak to getting some in the airport but I did see some ATM machines. Getting a cab from the airport was pretty straight forward. I could have ubered it but wanted to see how the process worked. You basically walk out and join the taxi queue. Once in the cab I gave him the address and off we went. He didn't tell me the fare until I asked. Naturally I asked a local what the price would be before and the price cabby told me was in line. I arrive about 30 minutes later at my apartment in Chapinero. So far I didn't get any of the infamous Bogota traffic.

After about a few hours getting settled in I decided I should hit a casa before it got too late. I consulted the RTFF notes on my phone and ended up at choosing Milenio since it got high ratings. I took a cab there but later discovered I could walk. Unfortunately I wasn't able to cosign the ratings. The girls were to too up to speed at this case IMO. Another thing that irked me was that the casa didn't have a set rate. The girls told you what they wanted for their time. Sure the variance wasn't extreme and only amounted to a few dollars but it was there. As it was late and my first Bogota cherry pop I took one for the team. While I didn't have an awful time I can't say it was good either. I went back to the casa during my trip. I tried different days and times but to no avail. I never took another girl from there.

The first few days of the I took to get a feel for place and a lay of the land.

From where I was the city itself wasn't as visually stunning as Medellin but it wasn't ugly. The mountain ranges to the east made it easier to get ones bearings. Prior to the trip I wondered if the altitude would be an issue as I have seen others complain but it didn't seem to affect me. From where I was in the city there were two Exitos within walking distance. The only issues I had were finding decent seafood spots. They were there but few and far in between. The transmileno was also very accessible from where I was and found it to be much better alternative to taxis..

Do you mind if I ask what parts of 15th you walked? I'm starting around 54th and would love to be able to just walk house to house like you. I did RTFF but I don't think I took good enough notes.

[JjBee62]

Thank you for this post. I am currently doing research on going to Colombia & Bogota for the first time. I'd like to believe that security there is infinitely better there than just a decade ago, certainly the 90's.

Is this explosion a one-time freak occurrence now, or something people there still live with everyday.

It's not an everyday occurrence. Keep in mind that Bogota is a city of about 12 million people. Last I heard, 1 person was killed and 8 injured. If you take away the explosion, it's not even news.

[World Jockey]

Yep photopreps. I am always surprised to see this prepago site left off of lists but mileroticos gets a lot of attention. I find photopreps to be superior in almost every way. The search UI and geo location alone have me staying on there.

I have found a few webpages using the google.com.co to find webpages for escorts in Bogota. I found its better to use the Colombian Google for local results. I found milleroticos and also this page which looks great. I like it because they have a certified option to see girls that have uploaded ID to certify there photos are real. Also, they have a report button for false ads and also to report girls that are advertising with unreal photos so that there ads will be removed. Has anyone tried this webpage? I am planning a trip and this seems like a good way to find some of the nicer escorts who will go to your hotel room. Here is the link: https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepag...s-certificadas.

[StripperMan]

There was an explosion at Andino Mall. Just to put into perspective the security situation.

Thank you for this post. I am currently doing research on going to Colombia & Bogota for the first time. I'd like to believe that security there is infinitely better there than just a decade ago, certainly the 90's.

Is this explosion a one-time freak occurrence now, or something people there still live with everyday.

[Questner]

There was an explosion at Andino Mall. Just to put into perspective the security situation.

[World Jockey]

First of all I want to give a huge thanks to boardy Routard.

He was extremely generous with his time and showed me the ropes as a Bogota newbie.

I flew in From Medellin around noon. I already had local currency from Medellin so I can't speak to getting some in the airport but I did see some ATM machines. Getting a cab from the airport was pretty straight forward. I could have ubered it but wanted to see how the process worked. You basically walk out and join the taxi queue. Once in the cab I gave him the address and off we went. He didn't tell me the fare until I asked. Naturally I asked a local what the price would be before and the price cabby told me was in line. I arrive about 30 minutes later at my apartment in Chapinero. So far I didn't get any of the infamous Bogota traffic.

After about a few hours getting settled in I decided I should hit a casa before it got too late. I consulted the RTFF notes on my phone and ended up at choosing Milenio since it got high ratings. I took a cab there but later discovered I could walk. Unfortunately I wasn't able to cosign the ratings. The girls were to too up to speed at this case IMO. Another thing that irked me was that the casa didn't have a set rate. The girls told you what they wanted for their time. Sure the variance wasn't extreme and only amounted to a few dollars but it was there. As it was late and my first Bogota cherry pop I took one for the team. While I didn't have an awful time I can't say it was good either. I went back to the casa during my trip. I tried different days and times but to no avail. I never took another girl from there.

The first few days of the I took to get a feel for place and a lay of the land.

From where I was the city itself wasn't as visually stunning as Medellin but it wasn't ugly. The mountain ranges to the east made it easier to get ones bearings. Prior to the trip I wondered if the altitude would be an issue as I have seen others complain but it didn't seem to affect me. From where I was in the city there were two Exitos within walking distance. The only issues I had were finding decent seafood spots. They were there but few and far in between. The transmileno was also very accessible from where I was and found it to be much better alternative to taxis.

My action game plan was basically casas in the day. Strip clubs at night. And the occasional regular girl if I got lucky (never happened) on one of these apps and possibly a prepago. I also got a chance to meet up with another board member and a great time hanging with him.

After RTFF I decide there was nothing up north for me. I visited as many cases in chapinero as I could not only to have fun but to see what the line up was like and where they were located. The majority of the ones I visited were on or around carrera 15. They were all within walking distance from each other. Often times the guys working for a case would be outside to wave me in. Prices for 30 min ranged between 30 k and around 50 k.

The cases are mixed with mini girl bars that stay open till about 9.

After the cases close chapinero has a few other choices for late night fun. West of the transmileno or Ave Caracas almost everything seems to shut down except for a few swinger clubs, which are worth the visit. Again hats off to Routard for showing me this. East of Caracas I am happy to report pussyhouse is alive and very open. Even the little club across from it is open. About 30 minutes with a girl here is 70 k. Of course you can be quoted higher. Depends on the girl. However three quoted me 70 k and I took all. One was drunk and I I didn't have the best time with her. The little bar across from pussyhouse was much smaller and more like a strip club only. I didn't take any girls from here. The other clubs that were walking distance from pussy house were east of the transmilenio but west of carrera 13th. They were ok but PH is no doubt the king of that area.

The other spot in BOG I was interested in visiting was the infamous red light tolerance zone. Since I was mostly flying solo I thought it best to visit in the day time and return at night.

All I can say is the place reminds me of mad max or some other post apocalyptic film. Tolerance zone seems to mean just about everything is tolerated. From people doing coke in the street to a girl walking down the street with no bottom on. All of this at 2 pm so naturally I went back at night around 3 am. It was just as wild. The only difference I would say is that some clubs close then the after hours clubs open up. The only difference with this scene compared to chapinero is its filled with hard core pros. Now I did come across a few regular girl that I think were lesbians but aside from that I dot think one would find a first timer here.

Besides my excursion to the TZ I spend the remainder of my mongering trip up in Chapinero.

I think Bogota is a must do for mongering in CO.

[World Travel 69]

What is all this bull shit.

All you need to do is to keep clean, brush your teeth and use mouth wash, especially after DATY.

I have been in 74 countries.

[Routard]

My research indicates that Colombians are fussy about grooming and that a manicure is recommended. Can anyone recommend a specific place near Arron Bogot 93?

You have a manicure spa litterally at any corner of the town, it will cost you less than 10 000 pesos.

It's said too that Colombians are fussy about manners. What's the right greeting when meeting a rent-date in a public place for the first time? If there are any kisses involved are they lips to cheek or air kisses?

Usually, first time you shake hand with a girl, and second time you give one kiss at cheek. If it's a date, first time is one kiss at cheek.

I think that an unrushed, GFE session includes sharing the shower or tub, but not all hotels have large enough showers and / or tubs. So can anyone recommend a hotel in a good, safe area with a bathroom made for romance?

Tubes are in most high end hotels. For example B3 hotel has tubes in the suite rooms. Else you can bring the girl to a love motel with jacuzzi.

[PedroInBog]

Appreciate any assistance.

Hi,

I am seeking to know where is the ideal place to stay in Bogotá in the middle of the chica action in the best / better part of town, 4-5 star hotel apartment or other.

I speak good Spanish working in Sth America for over 30 years.

The last 10 years in Argentina that was amazing but its now over and not the same as all the clubs are gone.

Any recommendations will be appreciated.

Cheers.

Peter from Oz.

[Alliwantislove]

I have mongering experience, and even in SA, but not in Colombia. And I've done my homework but am left with these questions.

My research indicates that Colombians are fussy about grooming and that a manicure is recommended. Can anyone recommend a specific place near Arron Bogotá 93?

It's said too that Colombians are fussy about manners. What's the right greeting when meeting a rent-date in a public place for the first time? If there are any kisses involved are they lips to cheek or air kisses?

I think that an unrushed, GFE session includes sharing the shower or tub, but not all hotels have large enough showers and / or tubs. So can anyone recommend a hotel in a good, safe area with a bathroom made for romance? (First trip I prefer a hotel. If I make additional trips I will likely switch to an apartment.).

Thank you mucho, Bob.

[Alliwantislove]

What about the "walk of shame" from the entrance to the elevator? I don't exactly want to advertise to everyone in the lobby that I'm bringing a prepago to my room, you know.

Patience you young whippersnapper! When you're my age what used to be a walk of shame becomes a walk of pride!

[Bolongo]

A big thanks to Routard for his Bogota guide.

I spent 5 days in Bogota before heading to Medellin for 6. Overall Bogota was a blast. There were so many options for girls in a variety of different venues.

I hit the day brothels is chapinero and they were a blast and a great value. I ordered a few girls from the services and had pretty good time with all of the girls from there. I checked out the higher priced clubs but they seemed like a ripoff but were very nice. It was hard for me to justify paying those high prices when I can get similar quality delivered to my doorstep.

I also went to Santa Fe times. The neighbourhood was definitely a shell shock to me. I've been to some shity neighbourhoods in Philly but Kensington seems like high class compared to this. Don't get me wrong I had an awesome time when I went down there. I minded my own business and kept a watchful eye of my surroundings. I do not drink so that also helps need to be aware of my surrounding. I'm sure I was still susceptible two danger but did my best to minimize it and all went well. I just liked how much action was down in that neighbourhood. It was absolutely Wild and I cannot describe it. I checked out a few clubs my favorite was Paisas. I actually met one in there that I advised with in cheese spoke pretty good English so I decided to take her back to my hotel and ended up keeping her all night and all afternoon the next day. I'm sure this isn't the best place to take girls for Toda La Noche but I had a great time.

I also found a few girls on Badoo the dating website thing. A few flaked but the one I did meet up with was cool and a good time was had.

Overall I had a really really great time in Bogota. I will definitely repeat some time but it is low on my list because there is a lot of other locations I want to check out and I wish there was a beach. If Bogota had a beach and was smaller without traffic it would be hard for me to justify going anywhere besides Bogota. The food was excellent and every restaurant that I would too. Overall the people were very friendly the only negative thing I have to say is I do not like how everyone is obsessed with their image and what they have on and everything that they do. It is my understanding that is the way Colombians live. The transportation is dirt cheap compared to USA Prices. For instance I was in an Uber for about an hour and a half and I think my ride was 12 us. I made sure to take the taxi with the meter and had zero issue with them. It was a shell shocked that no one spoke English throughout the town. So I definitely need to take Spanish classes again. I thought that in a big city such as Bogata being the financial capital of the country that more people would speak English. But that is a good reminder that I am in another country and I am there guest so I should try my best to speak their language. Thanks again for all the information it made my time and Bogota so much easier.

Thanks for the update. I get there 11 pm on the 16th and staying til Wednesday. I hate that I get there the day after the inverse gangbang! Thanks for the tips as I am deciding between a hotel and an AirBnB.