Bogota Reports

[ElSexoChino7]

Tried to use SA for the first time, before I head out to Bogota this week. I would say I am impressed by the selection of women, it's a notch better than tinder. I actually met this chick which is a solid 8 in my scale. Her profile looks normal and didn't mention anything about wanting a SD. Although, I can sense a 'PRO' vibes just from her profile photos which she looks really good. I would describe her as a petite, spinner, curvy, boobs looks normal size to me which fits perfectly on her body frame, nice size butt, and not overly size. Very cute face, which is actually my type. We've been talking since last week and I told her that I want to visit her in Bogota sometime this month. She agreed to meet up and we set up a date when I arrive. I didn't tell her exactly when I am arriving, but I'm planning to meet up with her next week. Going to head out first to Santa Fe and check out the clubs that everyone is talking about here. I wouldn't be surprised if I see her at one of those clubs LOL. I asked her if she go to university or work, she said she works at a call center which I didn't believe LOL. I also asked if she's down to have an arrangement with me while I was there, she told me up front that she's not interested to have any type of arrangements and including sexual arrangements. She just want to meet and date a regular person which can lead to a relationship. We exchanged photos and told me she's interested to me. I guess I'm her type of guy then LOL.

We are still talking everyday and so far everything sounds like she's a non pro, but I'll find out soon enough after we meet up next week. I'll keep you guys updated.

[Haxagonus]

Santa Fe Tuesday 3 pm isn't as good as Wednesday.

Found an 8. Colombian with an ego talking about how she has a husband in New Jersey and a kid. That not your husband if you're a prostitute. Really unattractive conversation tbh.

At first she's like 100 k for 15 minutes. And 400 k for an hour. That she doesn't do 30 minutes. I'm like that's BS LOL. I walk around the whole area and come back counter 200 k for 30 minutes. Still too pricy imo but I take it. 15 minutes in she's mad at me because I'm not into her and she leaves.

That is the last time I pay for more than 15 minutes. It take me a while to get it up because my standards are high and what attracts me is the girls attitude less so looks. I'll pay 15 minutes to test the waters if I like her I'll come back.

Same thing happened with the other 2 attractive Colombians I found in Santa Fe.

I guess the hotter the girl in Santa Fe the worse the service. Be careful out there.

Hax.

[MaxLee88]

Santa Fe this past holiday Monday night was probably slower than it is on regular Sunday nights.

At around 10:30 PM Troya and Lotto were closed. I walked inside of Fiebre in search of a Venezuelan mulata (Daniela, stands around 5'7", slim body, white bone) that is on my top list of chicas to sample but she wasn't around ☹. The place was the busiest from Paisas, Venus and Atonis. It had a decent crowd of dudes drinking but more importantly, several hotties to choose from. I approached a light skin, fun type of girl (I rate her a solid 8) but she wanted 150,000 which I thought was a lot. Dunno if she was just shit testing me or what. Because when I walked to opposite side of the stage to chat-up another mulata (red bone) she kept making eye contact with me and smiling the whole time. Oh well, her loss!

This Colombian mulata was off-the-chain! I rate her a high 7 (but her face) otherwise, she would've easily been a solid 8. Sadly, her face doesn't do any justice to that otherwise awesome body and personality of hers. I asked cuanto? And she said 100,000 with the room included. She said GFE was on the table along with DATY to which I said, Vamonos! Her body was almost flawless. Stands around 5'8 with legs forever, pretty feet, pierced nipples, and light mocha smooth skin. I really couldn't ask for anything else 😊 I tipped the room lady 5,000 and she never knocked. Since I was tired and it was getting late for me, instead of buying this chica a Smirnorff for 25,000, of which she keeps 5,000 I tipped her 10,000 instead and got her cell #.

The only thing I don't like about Fiebre is the thuggish attitude of some of the meseros there. When I arrived, I first made my rounds scoping out the place before walking to Paisas and Atonis. Since those places were pretty slow I returned to Fiebre with the intention of buying a beer and partaking there. This time, the mesero made sure I bought a drink in advance before re-entering. They didn't even had Club Colombia beer. I told them I don't appreciate being treated like a deadbeat. That I have my routine in approaching the casas. That I should be able to test the waters first before just walking in and ordering drinks regardless of how good or bad the joint's vibe is. It was like talking to the wall. Luckily, I overcame that senseless interaction and was able to focus on what I went there to accomplish which was in getting the deed done and avoiding problemas.

I'll probably head back to Santa Fe on Wednesday. Not sure if to Fiebre but more like Atonis and Troya. Hopefully, it'll start getting back to normal then. Plus, my hommie mesero at Atonis is off on Tuesdays so I'll take a break too.

Going even on a Sunday or holiday Monday, sometimes can land you a gem, and as it is much less crowded than a Friday or Saturday, can lead to more attention from the girls due to less dudes. Either way most colombian dudes just go there to drink and never even take a girl up. I do the same thing, I make the circuit of Troya, Venus, Atonis, Fiebre and Paisas to survey the talent, before I park in the place that has a girl or girls I am interested in. If you are in Bogota regularly, the meseros recognize you and its good to have 1 or 2 meseros that you chat up with and they take care of you and even present girls to you that may not be working at the time, but they pull out their phones and hook you up with what you are looking for.

[Cyberdas]

Santa Fe this past holiday Monday night was probably slower than it is on regular Sunday nights.

At around 10:30 PM Troya and Lotto were closed. I walked inside of Fiebre in search of a Venezuelan mulata (Daniela, stands around 5'7", slim body, white bone) that is on my top list of chicas to sample but she wasn't around ☹. The place was the busiest from Paisas, Venus and Atonis. It had a decent crowd of dudes drinking but more importantly, several hotties to choose from. I approached a light skin, fun type of girl (I rate her a solid 8) but she wanted 150,000 which I thought was a lot. Dunno if she was just shit testing me or what. Because when I walked to opposite side of the stage to chat-up another mulata (red bone) she kept making eye contact with me and smiling the whole time. Oh well, her loss!

This Colombian mulata was off-the-chain! I rate her a high 7 (but her face) otherwise, she would've easily been a solid 8. Sadly, her face doesn't do any justice to that otherwise awesome body and personality of hers. I asked cuanto? And she said 100,000 with the room included. She said GFE was on the table along with DATY to which I said, Vamonos! Her body was almost flawless. Stands around 5'8 with legs forever, pretty feet, pierced nipples, and light mocha smooth skin. I really couldn't ask for anything else 😊 I tipped the room lady 5,000 and she never knocked. Since I was tired and it was getting late for me, instead of buying this chica a Smirnorff for 25,000, of which she keeps 5,000 – I tipped her 10,000 instead and got her cell #.

The only thing I don't like about Fiebre is the thuggish attitude of some of the meseros there. When I arrived, I first made my rounds scoping out the place before walking to Paisas and Atonis. Since those places were pretty slow I returned to Fiebre with the intention of buying a beer and partaking there. This time, the mesero made sure I bought a drink in advance before re-entering. They didn't even had Club Colombia beer. I told them I don't appreciate being treated like a deadbeat. That I have my routine in approaching the casas. That I should be able to test the waters first before just walking in and ordering drinks regardless of how good or bad the joint's vibe is. It was like talking to the wall. Luckily, I overcame that senseless interaction and was able to focus on what I went there to accomplish – which was in getting the deed done and avoiding problemas.

I'll probably head back to Santa Fe on Wednesday. Not sure if to Fiebre but more like Atonis and Troya. Hopefully, it'll start getting back to normal then. Plus, my hommie mesero at Atonis is off on Tuesdays so I'll take a break too.

[Haxagonus]

Santa fe Sunday night 9 pm and 11 pm.

Like woodman said. Sunday night at Santa Fe is hit or miss.

Atonis 9 pm. Wack. Same for Venus, paisas, Troya.

Started walking around. Clubs not in the main area are closed. A lot at least.

Found an 8. But as a saw her another guy got her.

Say less girls than in the day time on a busy day. Found a girl from Venezuela. Pretty eyes. Her body is a 5 tho. 60 k 15 minutes. Got her number. 300 k for 1 hour at my place. I shouldn't take that right? Like max 250 k right? She's like a 6 but I like how she talks.

Found another girl from Venezuela darker this time. 60 k. Nice booty. Ok face. No tits. So like a 6. 5?

When I was done with this 6. 5 I saw the 8 coming out. She moves from casa to casa. Asked for her number. She's like 60 k for 15 minutes I'm like yea I can't right now because I ordered my Uber but I'll pay you more to come to my place. She thinks I'm broke and is like I don't give out my number. Yea right.

I leave. Take my Uber and start coding at like 10:30 pm. And I'm like what am I doing? I go back to Santa Fe and find her again at a different casa. 150 k for an hour. She looks good. Fake everything but it's nicely done. She 28 from Bogota. Said she's traveled to LOS Ángeles, Panama, Mexico. Has a student visa for the us 3 months out of the year. Has cousins in LOS Ángeles that are working girls.

Anyways bad service. I'm kinda sensitive. And I have condoms with me that I like. She won't let me use them. Her covered BJ hurts. Her g spot I can feel and it hurts. I told her I like to touch. She's like touch me I playfully smack her ass. She's like don't do that that hurts (butt implants). Garbage. And she looks like she's bored. 20 minutes 150 k. 8 but bad service. Got her number. The venues responded to my hola text. This one didn't. She's probs going to be expensive to bring back. Not worth it.

The best casas in my honest opinion are on carrera 15 closer to Calle 24. When I went to Santa Fe during the day the best girls were there. And in the night the 8 was there. Along with the 6. 5 darker vennie.

Went to fiebre like at 11 pm. Every other club was still dead or quality was bad. Fiber had the best girls and it wasn't dead. Fiber is the first strip joint I go to in Colombia that I'm actually attracted to the strippers. Imagine that. Every girl I wanted has danced. The problem is, I see a bunch of these guys that want her too. There's like a 7. 5 with butt implants that I like. The moment she comes off the stage the dude closest to the stage stars talking to her. She's the only girl that I like so I don't get anyone. Lesson learned the best seat is at the entrance to the pole. You can see everyone and you get first dibs on the dancers.

Quality at fiebre is the best out of the clubs so it is now my favorite. More 6's than the last time I went one Wednesday. But that I think that's just because it's Sunday and all the 5's stayed home.

I was thinking about leaving Bogota and going to Medellin because I wasn't seeing quality girls like I was seeing in Medellin. But Santa Fe seems to be providing good enough quality where I'll just stay through September then go to Medellin especially if I can just call the girls that I meet at the club back to my place.

Hax.

[Mr Enternational]

500? That's crazy.

What is crazy to me is when guys do not even attempt to negotiate in a negotiating culture. I would have told her 500 is crazy and that I could do 200. I just got back from the Amazon. I went to the pier to look for someone to take me up the river a couple of days. Dude told me 1,500,000 pesos all inclusive. Instead of just walking away, I said no, but I can do 1,300,000 pesos. He accepted. Next day when I went to the meeting spot turns out this guy is just a middle man and contracted another guy for the job. So at least now I have the source and can negotiate directly for the "real" price from now on.

P.S. It would have been cheaper (300,000) had I gone with a group, but I wanted the private package.

[PineTree]

Thanks for posting this. I ended up calling this girl over yesterday. Showed up exactly as you described in a professional massage uniform. Didn't take too long for her to offer other services. However she quoted me something ridiculous like 500.000 for full service. Decided to pass on that and just take the massage.

500? That's crazy.

I've posted about Mary before. I should have called her again but variety is important to me. https://bogota.locanto.com.co/ID_575...NTIESTRES.html.

[Tasss]

https://www.facebook.com/10009013044...2414946829390/ also a copy on Imgur https://imgur.com/aaPSEVD.

Seems like my guess was right, knife fight between street girls. Nothing bloody here since it was shot from a bit far away.

[Tasss]

https://www.facebook.com/melody.restrepo.10

This girl Melody was apparently killed by another chica within the last couple of days. Lots of her friends leaving condolences on her FB and I spotted a few SF girls doing so. The fact that they apparently know who the killer is seems to indicate that there are witnesses and it happened in SF. I sessioned with her a year ago. She's really aggressive in bed, and I'm not surprised if the reason for her untimely death was a street fight with another chica in SF. She also stole some 30 or 40 mil peso I had forgotten about lying around unattended. She looks to be the kind of girl that gets into trouble a lot. Maybe Woodman would have more intel but this is all I can gather. BTW most of the girls around SF carry knives with them so don't provoke them.

[Woodman09]

I am in the camp that ovrwhelmingly prefers shopping in person, going to the mall, not buying online. When you are in santa fe, you can gauge the personality of the girl, the attraction and chemistry, if its there or not, and if she turns you on or is straight business. You can't do that searching for mileroticos or agency girls and usually they will show up at your door and you are going to be disappointed. Yes, like everywehere in the world, santa fe was so much better 5-10 years ago, with the number of diamonds mixed in with the 5's. Nowadays, you have to look harder, but usually every time I go, I can find at least 1 that makes the cut, and 1 is usually all I need.

I like to talk to the girl and find out if she is a fun girl. If she is in a good mood, does she do BBBJ? -- Can I bargain with her. How does she react when I touch her.

You can find out a lot if you talk to her a few minutes and if she is bullshitting you she may slip up and you will see that. You got to romance those hoes.

[MaxLee88]

Ok I have to agree with you but you're slightly exaggerating maybe?

So after doing the 7 MILF in a motel I read this post and decided why not go to Santa Fe real late to see if zanny is correct. I have to change my opinion if the Santa fe night life.

I went around 11 pm to Atonis first to see if I saw the girl that I saw my first time at Atonis. Big nope. Girl quality was all to 5. 5. Went to Troya. Place was emptier than Saturday when I went. But the quality was better than Atonis. 5. 5 to six.

You know what's crazy? Waiters weren't hounding me to buy a drink. Even at Atonis. Also Fock the waiter that told me it's a 25 k water when he knew I was new because I bought a Gatorade for 15 k today. Whatever. Happens. It's only 6 bucks.

Went to venus. Dead. At least there were no guys.

Went to paisas. The waiter was a cute girl. She told me she's from Medellin but she looks like she's from the coast. I would done her but I never asked because she's a waiter. LOL.

I am in the camp that ovrwhelmingly prefers shopping in person, going to the mall, not buying online. When you are in santa fe, you can gauge the personality of the girl, the attraction and chemistry, if its there or not, and if she turns you on or is straight business. You can't do that searching for mileroticos or agency girls and usually they will show up at your door and you are going to be disappointed. Yes, like everywehere in the world, santa fe was so much better 5-10 years ago, with the number of diamonds mixed in with the 5's. Nowadays, you have to look harder, but usually every time I go, I can find at least 1 that makes the cut, and 1 is usually all I need.

[SteelDh]

Taking clients in front of you while paying her vacation is crazy disrespectful. You did the right thing by ditching her but I am curios how she thought that was going to play out? Did she think you were just going to be ok with that?

In DR it's the only option for online girls. There were a lot of scams however when I was in DR. Last December I met the hottest girl I've ever met on that website. I called her every day for a week. But they did send the wrong girl at first. After the switcheroo, I did get the right girl.

I liked her so much that I went traveling with her to Cali. Decided to be her sugar daddy but she was disrespectful, had 2 kids, and was older than me. At one point I had enough, so I left her in Cali where she's from. There was a noise complaint so I was temporarily banned. For 2 weeks. I got my account back tho. The best sex I've ever had was with her. She's so hot in my eyes. Too bad she couldn't behave. Also one time I was in punta cana with her she decided to take a client for 200 usd right in front of my face when I was paying for her entire life. Again she's hot but can't tolerate disrespect.

As for Skokka in Bogota. The girls look 1 or 2 points better than photoprepagos, mileroticos, and pasionprepago. Too good to be true. I'll try the website out and report.

As for today, I went on mileroticos again found a girl in usaquen. The pictures look good and what do you know she wasn't photoshopped. I messaged her 5 weeks ago. She was 100 k for 30 minutes. Now she's 140 k for 30 minutes. Prices going up:

She was a 6. 5 (I'll give her a 7 because she's my type) but at this point I will take 140 k for 30 minutes every day. So I don't have to spend time looking for girls online or irl. Side note: usaquen looks real good. Way better than chapinero. I might move there next month. Too bad prices are higher for Airbnb. Estrato 6 vs estrato 4.

Wanted to go again so I hit up a girl in pasionprepagos. She looked really hot. Too hot to be true. Very much silicone doll. She wanted 390 k I'm like this better be good LOL. So every Airbnb I've been to in chapinero has asked that if you have a visitor you send a picture of their cedula to your host so they can send it to security. This girl didn't want to do that so this was my first time booking a motel. 80 k from 8:30 pm to morning. The girl shows up 2 minutes late. Pretty good. She's definitely the girl from the pictures. Her body is exactly like the pictures which is awesome. But she has the face of an older lady. The website said she's 29 after all but her face looks older. She's from Medellin. She's like a 7 or 6. 5 she would be a 9 if she had a prettier face. Good BJ ok sex. All covered. I wouldn't have paid 480 k. It would have paid 300 k maybe 350 max. But that's inflation right? Someone is going to roast me.

Hax.

[Haxagonus]

I have to disagree with Hexaganous. Santa Fe, I went 3 times in my Bogota trip this week, once with Woodman09 on his tour, second time with a local guy who I befriended and a third time with both woodman and an ISG guy.

If you are counting your pesos, you are doing it wrong. I will write full report, but in my last night I banged three of the 50 hotties I saw who were all 7+ either in the street or in the clubs. I banged your Salma Hayek "Sarah" after you left! She was very hot, and gave a good performance. I banged a girl at an empty club for 60 k, but tipped her 50 k.

I got a lap dance from the most well built fitness black chick I have ever seen IRL for 50 k. I bought some Smirnoffs for 25 k and some waters for 10 k. I came home and absolutely reeked of dirty pussy and had to deep clean in the shower. Amazing night.

You need to support these clubs that have the chicks, otherwise it will just be more and more dead clubs. Yeah so the beer is more expensive than a convenience store. I didn't fly halfway around the world to scrimp and save.

Ok I have to agree with you but you're slightly exaggerating maybe?

So after doing the 7 MILF in a motel I read this post and decided why not go to Santa Fe real late to see if zanny is correct. I have to change my opinion if the Santa fe night life.

I went around 11 pm to Atonis first to see if I saw the girl that I saw my first time at Atonis. Big nope. Girl quality was all to 5. 5. Went to Troya. Place was emptier than Saturday when I went. But the quality was better than Atonis. 5. 5 to six.

You know what's crazy? Waiters weren't hounding me to buy a drink. Even at Atonis. Also Fock the waiter that told me it's a 25 k water when he knew I was new because I bought a Gatorade for 15 k today. Whatever. Happens. It's only 6 bucks.

Went to venus. Dead. At least there were no guys.

Went to paisas. The waiter was a cute girl. She told me she's from Medellin but she looks like she's from the coast. I would done her but I never asked because she's a waiter. LOL.

The good part: went to fiebre. This was the best place on a Wednesday night. That place was omega packed. Like 20 or so girls. Most were average like 5. 5 girl next door. But there were a few gems like people in this forum say. There was like a 6. 5 in a red dress. There was a 7 thst got up to dance on the pole. There were a few 2 or 3 sevens. And one 8. The eight was small. Blonde hair fake everything and skinny. If she had a better face she would be a 9 and someone's 10. After she got off dancing she walked close ti me. She said 180 k for 20 minutes I took it. Because that's the same price as 2022 la isla. It was probably too much right? Can someone tell me if that was too much. 180 k 20 minutes for the hottest girl in the club. Decent service. Got her WhatsApp. Let's see how much she will charge me. I'm down to give her 400 k if she says more than that I'll probs just go with the 6. 5 I found in usaquen for 140 k 30 minutes. Also she never told me her age. She told me she's from pereira and she's going to Santo Domingo in 20 days and after she's going to Spain. Goes to show, hot women go where the money is. (Make more money guys).

There was a 7. 5 that I also wanted her what's app so I could leave happy. When I asked the 8 to go up stairs the 7. 5 was dancing. When I came back she was with another guy. Feels bad. Called an Uber and left. There was a 6. 5 in a red dress. I was like I already have a 6. 5. So I left.

Overall. Santa Fe truly is hunting for diamonds. Like woodman says. It's hit or miss. So what do you want? Average consistency or the chance to meet a really hot girl sometimes.

I will say santa fe is fun and worth the trip. But I'll only do it some times.

What do you guys think about chapinero vs usaquen to live in?

Hax.

[Haxagonus]

I've tried this website twice when I was in Cartagena. I actually met both girl from the ads. I do recommend to always video call them first before meeting up. If they won't do a video call then that's definitely going to be a catfish.

In DR it's the only option for online girls. There were a lot of scams however when I was in DR. Last December I met the hottest girl I've ever met on that website. I called her every day for a week. But they did send the wrong girl at first. After the switcheroo, I did get the right girl.

I liked her so much that I went traveling with her to Cali. Decided to be her sugar daddy but she was disrespectful, had 2 kids, and was older than me. At one point I had enough, so I left her in Cali where she's from. There was a noise complaint so I was temporarily banned. For 2 weeks. I got my account back tho. The best sex I've ever had was with her. She's so hot in my eyes. Too bad she couldn't behave. Also one time I was in punta cana with her she decided to take a client for 200 usd right in front of my face when I was paying for her entire life. Again she's hot but can't tolerate disrespect.

As for Skokka in Bogota. The girls look 1 or 2 points better than photoprepagos, mileroticos, and pasionprepago. Too good to be true. I'll try the website out and report.

As for today, I went on mileroticos again found a girl in usaquen. The pictures look good and what do you know she wasn't photoshopped. I messaged her 5 weeks ago. She was 100 k for 30 minutes. Now she's 140 k for 30 minutes. Prices going up:

She was a 6. 5 (I'll give her a 7 because she's my type) but at this point I will take 140 k for 30 minutes every day. So I don't have to spend time looking for girls online or irl. Side note: usaquen looks real good. Way better than chapinero. I might move there next month. Too bad prices are higher for Airbnb. Estrato 6 vs estrato 4.

Wanted to go again so I hit up a girl in pasionprepagos. She looked really hot. Too hot to be true. Very much silicone doll. She wanted 390 k I'm like this better be good LOL. So every Airbnb I've been to in chapinero has asked that if you have a visitor you send a picture of their cedula to your host so they can send it to security. This girl didn't want to do that so this was my first time booking a motel. 80 k from 8:30 pm to morning. The girl shows up 2 minutes late. Pretty good. She's definitely the girl from the pictures. Her body is exactly like the pictures which is awesome. But she has the face of an older lady. The website said she's 29 after all but her face looks older. She's from Medellin. She's like a 7 or 6. 5 she would be a 9 if she had a prettier face. Good BJ ok sex. All covered. I wouldn't have paid 480 k. It would have paid 300 k maybe 350 max. But that's inflation right? Someone is going to roast me.

Hax.

[Woodman09]

I have to disagree with Hexaganous. Santa Fe, I went 3 times in my Bogota trip this week, once with Woodman09 on his tour, second time with a local guy who I befriended and a third time with both woodman and an ISG guy.

If you are counting your pesos, you are doing it wrong. I will write full report, but in my last night I banged three of the 50 hotties I saw who were all 7+ either in the street or in the clubs. I banged your Salma Hayek "Sarah" after you left! She was very hot, and gave a good performance. I banged a girl at an empty club for 60 k, but tipped her 50 k.

I got a lap dance from the most well built fitness black chick I have ever seen IRL for 50 k. I bought some Smirnoffs for 25 k and some waters for 10 k. I came home and absolutely reeked of dirty pussy and had to deep clean in the shower. Amazing night.

You need to support these clubs that have the chicks, otherwise it will just be more and more dead clubs. Yeah so the beer is more expensive than a convenience store. I didn't fly halfway around the world to scrimp and save.

Monday Night-- Hit or Miss-- It Was a Hit-- I think it was because it was the day before payday-- (1st and 15th).

Just a Lovely Drizzly cold night in Santa Fe.

Met up with Zanny and another ISGer-- about 9-.

We strolled part of the strolls-- South area was OK pretty mediocre with a few nice once we went up Cra 15 and there was some good talent-- especially on Calle 23-- we went through Paisas there were a few girls but not so great so we walked through to Cra 16 a and went to Atonis which was had about 6-7 girls a few pretty hot--We had a beer and while sitting around about 6 more girls appeared suddenly. From outside and upstairs. Nice and relaxed some ok strippers-- Definately a few very choice girls including Fake Salma Hayek. (she let us play Doctor!

We went to Venus and said Hello, there were just a few girls-- 2-3 Hot. We had a beer and went to Fiebre-.

That was jack pot about 10 girls and as we sat there about 9:40 and by 10;15 there were 20+ girls -- several 7-8+.

I notice a lot of girls coming into the club and from upstairs. Many girls come in about 10 and a lot of girls sit upstairs watching the club on CCTV and they come down when guys come in I notice the same in Troya too-.

Best Pussy Paradise-- If you come at the right time.