Bogota Reports

[Zing23]

This is a brothel north of Calle 63. The door has hanging bamboo and the ambience is pretty low. There was one girl there at 1pm. The posted price on the wall was 30k for 30 min. 60k for 60 minutes. Beer for her was 6k. Girl was slim, no kids, natural, suggested that she could be my girlfriend (we live nearby each other) but never really relaxed with me. Service had some interesting points, but was very standard. Will not repeat. I got the address from the back of the card for Bar Palmara on Calle 63 #16A-42.

I rang the bell at K16 #64-23 from the map, but no one answsered. Probably closed.

I looked for 3 places on Calle 64 #15A-19, 25 and 31 but the bulldings look abandoned.

-zing

[Mr Enternational]

I almost walked out right away when they handed me a wine and drink price list, but I was to tempted to talk with this 15. Once I found out that she was 600K and hour and would not come down in price, I got my check. 81K for 1 beer and 1 whiskey.

That is my definition of a clip joint. Did you ask for the menu before you ordered the drinks? Or did you mean to pay over $40 for two drinks on purpose? It reminds me of a time when me and a couple wingmen went into a cabaret in Nice, France. As soon as we walked in they ordered drinks and at the same time I asked for a menu. Their drinks turned out to be 40 euro each. The cheapest thing in the menu was water at 35 euro. The girls kept trying to get us to go downstairs to the champagne room for 500 euro. Fuck that noise Jack.

[Walter J]

In the US we have show clubs that the most beautiful strippers get on stage and actually give a show. Is their such a club in Bogota? I have not found one. All the clubs I have been to just have a cat walk that is almost not used, and it is not the finest women in town.

It was a holiday on Monday and many things were closed. I was told the Penthouse in Zona Rosa would be open. Calle 84. It has been a hotel for 3 years. I asked the driver to take me to anothe bar with women. He took me to Paradise Club, Calle 83 #14A-28. Very high class club. 3 girls one spoke a little english the 2 others were a 6 and 8. On my 1-10 scale the woman that spoke english was a 15. I almost walked out right away when they handed me a wine and drink price list, but I was to tempted to talk with this 15. Once I found out that she was 600K and hour and would not come down in price, I got my check. 81K for 1 beer and 1 whiskey. I was tempted to use my visa card on her but she seemed to uch about the money for me. I walked out with both her and the waitress calling "where is my tip, where is my tip".

[Zing23]

I tried the Mezzanine door #13 for the first time (this is at the corner of Carrera 15 and Calle 104) , obviously on the mezzanine.

The place is tight for space, you enter into a tiny waiting area where the girls (4?) wait. The prices are 40k for I think a regular massage and 80k for 40 minutes "massage" with nude girl, CBJ and CFS. The room was very small. 24 inches to the side of the massage table and no space at either end of the table. I was presented the girls and selected a young, slim girl. It took a lot of work on my part to get her attention, but in the end she started kissing and being affectionate. I might return.

The other places in the mezzanine charge 90k and 80k for the same. The one past 13 at the end had a big room with 2 massage tables when I went there a while back.

-zing

[R The Man]

Well, I made it to Santa Fe on Sunday afternoon, about 3pm. Knew it would be quiet, and it was. It was a nice day, so there were lots of people on the streets. Guys hanging out, the hookers in doorways (none of which looked appealing) but also families that live in the area. I didn't feel threatened at all, despite being Asian, but at night might be a different story.

Unfortunately lots of places were closed, including La Piscina and Paisas. I finally went into Troya. Only a couple of guys and 3 chicas. Another was dancing, and she was hot, but I never saw her come back out. The 2 friendly ones were not my type, so I chose the youngest, slimmest, best looking one. As often the case, probably not a good idea because service was poor. Had a lot of trouble communicating with the waiter and girl in English, but finally got upstairs. In the room she was terrible. No kissing, only brief covered BJ, didn't want to be touched or kissed on breasts. In the end I just gave up on her. A waste of 50K. Didn't really get her name.

Because of this poor experience (no doubt in part because of my non-existent Spanish) , I decided to head to the Mezzanines on Carr 15 and Calle 104, kitty corner from the Carleton Dunn Hotel. The directions for finding the place on this board were excellent, and I decided to start at the end of the hall, in #8. There were 3 chicas, all cute, and the cutest (Julianna) started talking to me first, and had some english. The rates quoted to me were 60K for HJ. 80K for BJ, and 90K for full service. Probably higher than reported, but I decided not to haggle because she was so cute. As mentioned, the massage rooms are small and the tables are not the most comfortable. Julianna had really nice natural C tits, cute ass, pretty face with the typical braces. She was very friendly, and although no kissing and only CBJ, I had a good time with an excellent finish.

So, only a so-so overall experience in Bogota, but it was Sunday so options are more limited. I would say that you need to have some Spanish in order to have fun in Sante Fe, while the Mezzanines are a better option if you only speak English like me.

Enjoy, boys!

R.

[Walter J]

i can recommend the hotel casa paulina which is on calle 63 and carr 15. it is not santa fe. but i have felt safe in the area and their are a lot of food and excitement on calle 63 if you walk toward and across the bus line. the security is great, free wifi, and hot showers and a very pleasant staff. i booked a double room on hotels combined (which used hotels. com) for 80k including tax. after they found out it was only one in the room they dropped the price to 60k (i wanted a double bed). i have not tested the chicka friendlessness of the hotel yet. i have found several casas in the area i have had good experiences at. if you go north on carr 15 you come to a university area that has a dance bar where the college kids go to dance and drink. i was their on saturday at noon and found many young men and women in college that spoke english.

spa 69 at carr 17 #69-16. when i went their was only 1 girl available. but that did not matter because she was an 8 and i would have picked her out of a crowd of women. young college coed look 34b small tight waist and bottom the info i brought said massage completo $25k. i asked how much time this was (i do not speech spanish) by pointing to my note pad that has the spanish words for varying times. she pointed to 20 min. i said ok but asked if she would do 30 min for $30k + 1 us dollar (a us dollar bill is considered a good luck piece to carry). when we were done i saw one other girly that looked worth a try.

bar palmare is 1/2 block away at calle 63 # 16-72. but i have not been their yet.

innova pasarela. much more of a party bar. they dragged me in off the street because i thought i was done for the night. 7-10 women. as soon as i entered i indicated to the women that dragged me in that i was interested in another girl, a 9 on the 1-10 meter. she introduced us and left. we had a lot of fun trying to communicate. original offer of 120k / hr i sad no, and we drank for a while. i asked how long could we go with 50k. she said 20 min. i begged for 30 min but no. so i said yes to 20 min. it is not often i find exactly what i want. we talked / danced / played a bingo game where i won a bottle of shot liquor free. and she wanted to have us drink the whole bottle before going to the back. knock on the door at 20 min she told them to go away, again at 30 min, she spent 45 min total with me so it was a long 20 min. your mileage will vary. only 1 other girl i saw in the club would have interested me.

i have been handed cards for other casa's in this area but have not tried yet.

i cannot find lindias university which is on the north map and well rated. the address given seems incomplete av. carr# 66-67. what is the "av." for? why not a calle #

just a note if you are like me of white european decent you will stand out anyplace in bogota (i have not gone to zona rosa yet) , and in 3 days i am the only white i have seen. this makes me an attractive target. i was robed today in downtown bogota going on a church tour at calle 10, by two punks with knives. i gave them what they wanted, but they had the audacity to do it in a crowded area filled with police. it took 30 seconds to have them chased by a motor cycle cop and they were arrested. i identified them and their knives and they are now off the streets in jail. so even in a public area be careful if you stand out like i do.

[DonJuan765]

Hello, I live in Bogota and I travel a lot to the USA. I feel like I receive a lot of help there from people I don't even know and my idea is to return the favor.

I also know a lot about why you are in this page and I can say I can help with that too: I mean because you are from other country people here will do anything to charge you a lot for 1 night. And obviously scorts do that because you don't understand them. So I can always help you save some bucks.

First I'm hetero. I'm not posting this to find foreign "friends". I consider myself a player so if you want to try charging some girls I can be your wing man.

I think because I'm doing this for first time I'm not charging for now but I will start doing it in the future. Ill tell you on an email.

Just contact me at [Email address deleted by Admin]. I think I will enjoy helping or at least knowing that someone was helped.

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[Yujin]

. need a recommendation for a few hotels in Santa Fe area close to the casas and bars and actions. I've been there before but now can not remember or remember very little. The only requirement is that the hotel has to have hot water and free WiFi.

I've stayed at the Hotel La Sabana a couple of times. It's located about three or four blocks from Santa Fe or about a five-minute walk. If you check the hotel's website.

http://www.hotellasabana.com/index_en.html

And click on 'Location' and then click on 'Satellite Location, ' you can see the proximity of the hotel to Santa Fe. You just walk out the hotel's front door, turn left, and walk about three blocks. From the airport, the taxi drove through Santa Fe to get to the hotel.

Hotel La Sabana is a small hotel. I've only stayed in the single room which is small, but I found it suitable for me.

The hotel staff was very nice when I stayed there. I think they offer a discount if you pay in cash, but I'm not 100% certain.

If you decide to stay there, I recommend asking the hotel for an airport pick-up. The cost is about the same if you take an airport taxi. On my second stay there, I decided to use an airport taxi and the driver got lost. Luckily, I knew where to go so I was able to give him directions.

[Teleman]

Well, yeah, I'm in Bogota, but I'm not IN anyone yet. A situation which must be rectified as quickly as possible.

Is anyone else around that wants to team up one of these evenings. Or is there a safe recommendation (preferably not call-in, as I'm not sure how the hotel will look at it) to be had?

[Ezyngo]

I need some one to tell me how to ask for price of 20, 30 and 60 minutes.

Thanks for the report. About learning Spanish, I'd recommend spanishdictdotcom on your laptop or cell phone. BTW, veterans, I am coming back to BOG in July after a few years absence and need a recommendation for a few hotels in Santa Fe area close to the casas and bars and actions. I've been there before but now can not remember or remember very little. The only requirement is that the hotel has to have hot water and free WiFi.

Cheers.

[R The Man]

One more question, guys, then I'll post a report on my activities tomorrow.

If it is pouring rain, I intend to head over the Mezzanines instead of Santa Fe. Can you tell me if I can get BBBJ there, or are they all CBJ?

R.

[Ckoulaid]

I am visiting Bogota for a couple days and trying to find the safest FS massage location. Also any tips you might have.

Thanks!

[Mr Enternational]

Thanks E. I should have mentioned as well that I've read back at least 10 pages and found a lot of helpful hints. I am an older Chinese-American guy with no Spanish, but I'm used to wandering around red light districts by myself. Is the tranny section obvious? I thought that La Piscina was on one of the main streets that has a lot of strip bars on it.

Sounds like I'll give it a try in late afternoon and leave before dark. Anyone here want to join me?

R.

P. S. At least, that's how it looks on the map in the Bogota Lists section, on Carrera 16.

Stay after dark. Nobody will bother you. I would say the tranny section is pretty obvious. Along with the obvious ass and tit implants some of them even walk around with their johnsons out! Avoid the street that has the gas station. I think it's Calle 20 with Av. Caracas.

[R The Man]

La Piscina opens in the late afternoon. The casas are 24/7/365. I guess how safe it is depends on who you are. I'm a regular black American guy who speaks Spanish. I have always gone to Santa Fe alone. I have never had a problem there, nor have I ever seen a problem there. There is no main street. Santa Fe is a neighborhood that has action on maybe 12 consecutive square blocks (including the he/she section).

Thanks E. I should have mentioned as well that I've read back at least 10 pages and found a lot of helpful hints. I am an older Chinese-American guy with no Spanish, but I'm used to wandering around red light districts by myself. Is the tranny section obvious? I thought that La Piscina was on one of the main streets that has a lot of strip bars on it.

Sounds like I'll give it a try in late afternoon and leave before dark. Anyone here want to join me?

R.

p.s. At least, that's how it looks on the map in the Bogota Lists section, on Carrera 16.

[Walter J]

My first time in Bogota today. I do not speak a word of Spanish, so I am finding negotiation hard. This place had no sign in front just the addrerss. Went in and wanted to negotiate 30 min for 30K with a chicka. We wrote everything down, since no communication. She said 120K for an hour, I wrote 40K for 30 min. She wrote 50K. I said yes because I was desperate to find how it would go with the language problem. Since I thought 30 min, I finished at 20 min and after a min of rest had her get it going again. Needless to say we went over time. I kept trying to tell her to stop since I did not want to pay more. Finally I realized that she thought we were doing an hour not 30 min. On second ride the bed broke in the middle and folded in a V on us. Third ride was on the chair in the room since the shabby bed was broke. Her name was Ximena and I would rate a 6. 5 but give high marks for effert. I saw 3 other girls and their were 3 locked rooms so likely 7 girls.

I need some one to tell me how to ask for price of 20, 30 and 60 minutes.