Bogota Reports

[R The Man]

Well, I made it to Santa Fe on Sunday afternoon, about 3pm. Knew it would be quiet, and it was. It was a nice day, so there were lots of people on the streets. Guys hanging out, the hookers in doorways (none of which looked appealing) but also families that live in the area. I didn't feel threatened at all, despite being Asian, but at night might be a different story.

Unfortunately lots of places were closed, including La Piscina and Paisas. I finally went into Troya. Only a couple of guys and 3 chicas. Another was dancing, and she was hot, but I never saw her come back out. The 2 friendly ones were not my type, so I chose the youngest, slimmest, best looking one. As often the case, probably not a good idea because service was poor. Had a lot of trouble communicating with the waiter and girl in English, but finally got upstairs. In the room she was terrible. No kissing, only brief covered BJ, didn't want to be touched or kissed on breasts. In the end I just gave up on her. A waste of 50K. Didn't really get her name.

Because of this poor experience (no doubt in part because of my non-existent Spanish) , I decided to head to the Mezzanines on Carr 15 and Calle 104, kitty corner from the Carleton Dunn Hotel. The directions for finding the place on this board were excellent, and I decided to start at the end of the hall, in #8. There were 3 chicas, all cute, and the cutest (Julianna) started talking to me first, and had some english. The rates quoted to me were 60K for HJ. 80K for BJ, and 90K for full service. Probably higher than reported, but I decided not to haggle because she was so cute. As mentioned, the massage rooms are small and the tables are not the most comfortable. Julianna had really nice natural C tits, cute ass, pretty face with the typical braces. She was very friendly, and although no kissing and only CBJ, I had a good time with an excellent finish.

So, only a so-so overall experience in Bogota, but it was Sunday so options are more limited. I would say that you need to have some Spanish in order to have fun in Sante Fe, while the Mezzanines are a better option if you only speak English like me.

Enjoy, boys!

R.

[Walter J]

i can recommend the hotel casa paulina which is on calle 63 and carr 15. it is not santa fe. but i have felt safe in the area and their are a lot of food and excitement on calle 63 if you walk toward and across the bus line. the security is great, free wifi, and hot showers and a very pleasant staff. i booked a double room on hotels combined (which used hotels. com) for 80k including tax. after they found out it was only one in the room they dropped the price to 60k (i wanted a double bed). i have not tested the chicka friendlessness of the hotel yet. i have found several casas in the area i have had good experiences at. if you go north on carr 15 you come to a university area that has a dance bar where the college kids go to dance and drink. i was their on saturday at noon and found many young men and women in college that spoke english.

spa 69 at carr 17 #69-16. when i went their was only 1 girl available. but that did not matter because she was an 8 and i would have picked her out of a crowd of women. young college coed look 34b small tight waist and bottom the info i brought said massage completo $25k. i asked how much time this was (i do not speech spanish) by pointing to my note pad that has the spanish words for varying times. she pointed to 20 min. i said ok but asked if she would do 30 min for $30k + 1 us dollar (a us dollar bill is considered a good luck piece to carry). when we were done i saw one other girly that looked worth a try.

bar palmare is 1/2 block away at calle 63 # 16-72. but i have not been their yet.

innova pasarela. much more of a party bar. they dragged me in off the street because i thought i was done for the night. 7-10 women. as soon as i entered i indicated to the women that dragged me in that i was interested in another girl, a 9 on the 1-10 meter. she introduced us and left. we had a lot of fun trying to communicate. original offer of 120k / hr i sad no, and we drank for a while. i asked how long could we go with 50k. she said 20 min. i begged for 30 min but no. so i said yes to 20 min. it is not often i find exactly what i want. we talked / danced / played a bingo game where i won a bottle of shot liquor free. and she wanted to have us drink the whole bottle before going to the back. knock on the door at 20 min she told them to go away, again at 30 min, she spent 45 min total with me so it was a long 20 min. your mileage will vary. only 1 other girl i saw in the club would have interested me.

i have been handed cards for other casa's in this area but have not tried yet.

i cannot find lindias university which is on the north map and well rated. the address given seems incomplete av. carr# 66-67. what is the "av." for? why not a calle #

just a note if you are like me of white european decent you will stand out anyplace in bogota (i have not gone to zona rosa yet) , and in 3 days i am the only white i have seen. this makes me an attractive target. i was robed today in downtown bogota going on a church tour at calle 10, by two punks with knives. i gave them what they wanted, but they had the audacity to do it in a crowded area filled with police. it took 30 seconds to have them chased by a motor cycle cop and they were arrested. i identified them and their knives and they are now off the streets in jail. so even in a public area be careful if you stand out like i do.

[DonJuan765]

Hello, I live in Bogota and I travel a lot to the USA. I feel like I receive a lot of help there from people I don't even know and my idea is to return the favor.

I also know a lot about why you are in this page and I can say I can help with that too: I mean because you are from other country people here will do anything to charge you a lot for 1 night. And obviously scorts do that because you don't understand them. So I can always help you save some bucks.

First I'm hetero. I'm not posting this to find foreign "friends". I consider myself a player so if you want to try charging some girls I can be your wing man.

I think because I'm doing this for first time I'm not charging for now but I will start doing it in the future. Ill tell you on an email.

Just contact me at [Email address deleted by Admin]. I think I will enjoy helping or at least knowing that someone was helped.

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[Yujin]

. need a recommendation for a few hotels in Santa Fe area close to the casas and bars and actions. I've been there before but now can not remember or remember very little. The only requirement is that the hotel has to have hot water and free WiFi.

I've stayed at the Hotel La Sabana a couple of times. It's located about three or four blocks from Santa Fe or about a five-minute walk. If you check the hotel's website.

http://www.hotellasabana.com/index_en.html

And click on 'Location' and then click on 'Satellite Location, ' you can see the proximity of the hotel to Santa Fe. You just walk out the hotel's front door, turn left, and walk about three blocks. From the airport, the taxi drove through Santa Fe to get to the hotel.

Hotel La Sabana is a small hotel. I've only stayed in the single room which is small, but I found it suitable for me.

The hotel staff was very nice when I stayed there. I think they offer a discount if you pay in cash, but I'm not 100% certain.

If you decide to stay there, I recommend asking the hotel for an airport pick-up. The cost is about the same if you take an airport taxi. On my second stay there, I decided to use an airport taxi and the driver got lost. Luckily, I knew where to go so I was able to give him directions.

[Teleman]

Well, yeah, I'm in Bogota, but I'm not IN anyone yet. A situation which must be rectified as quickly as possible.

Is anyone else around that wants to team up one of these evenings. Or is there a safe recommendation (preferably not call-in, as I'm not sure how the hotel will look at it) to be had?

[Ezyngo]

I need some one to tell me how to ask for price of 20, 30 and 60 minutes.

Thanks for the report. About learning Spanish, I'd recommend spanishdictdotcom on your laptop or cell phone. BTW, veterans, I am coming back to BOG in July after a few years absence and need a recommendation for a few hotels in Santa Fe area close to the casas and bars and actions. I've been there before but now can not remember or remember very little. The only requirement is that the hotel has to have hot water and free WiFi.

Cheers.

[R The Man]

One more question, guys, then I'll post a report on my activities tomorrow.

If it is pouring rain, I intend to head over the Mezzanines instead of Santa Fe. Can you tell me if I can get BBBJ there, or are they all CBJ?

R.

[Ckoulaid]

I am visiting Bogota for a couple days and trying to find the safest FS massage location. Also any tips you might have.

Thanks!

[Mr Enternational]

Thanks E. I should have mentioned as well that I've read back at least 10 pages and found a lot of helpful hints. I am an older Chinese-American guy with no Spanish, but I'm used to wandering around red light districts by myself. Is the tranny section obvious? I thought that La Piscina was on one of the main streets that has a lot of strip bars on it.

Sounds like I'll give it a try in late afternoon and leave before dark. Anyone here want to join me?

R.

P. S. At least, that's how it looks on the map in the Bogota Lists section, on Carrera 16.

Stay after dark. Nobody will bother you. I would say the tranny section is pretty obvious. Along with the obvious ass and tit implants some of them even walk around with their johnsons out! Avoid the street that has the gas station. I think it's Calle 20 with Av. Caracas.

[R The Man]

La Piscina opens in the late afternoon. The casas are 24/7/365. I guess how safe it is depends on who you are. I'm a regular black American guy who speaks Spanish. I have always gone to Santa Fe alone. I have never had a problem there, nor have I ever seen a problem there. There is no main street. Santa Fe is a neighborhood that has action on maybe 12 consecutive square blocks (including the he/she section).

Thanks E. I should have mentioned as well that I've read back at least 10 pages and found a lot of helpful hints. I am an older Chinese-American guy with no Spanish, but I'm used to wandering around red light districts by myself. Is the tranny section obvious? I thought that La Piscina was on one of the main streets that has a lot of strip bars on it.

Sounds like I'll give it a try in late afternoon and leave before dark. Anyone here want to join me?

R.

p.s. At least, that's how it looks on the map in the Bogota Lists section, on Carrera 16.

[Walter J]

My first time in Bogota today. I do not speak a word of Spanish, so I am finding negotiation hard. This place had no sign in front just the addrerss. Went in and wanted to negotiate 30 min for 30K with a chicka. We wrote everything down, since no communication. She said 120K for an hour, I wrote 40K for 30 min. She wrote 50K. I said yes because I was desperate to find how it would go with the language problem. Since I thought 30 min, I finished at 20 min and after a min of rest had her get it going again. Needless to say we went over time. I kept trying to tell her to stop since I did not want to pay more. Finally I realized that she thought we were doing an hour not 30 min. On second ride the bed broke in the middle and folded in a V on us. Third ride was on the chair in the room since the shabby bed was broke. Her name was Ximena and I would rate a 6. 5 but give high marks for effert. I saw 3 other girls and their were 3 locked rooms so likely 7 girls.

I need some one to tell me how to ask for price of 20, 30 and 60 minutes.

[Mr Enternational]

Hey guys, I'm a first-timer in Bogota, but experienced mongering all over the world. Only speak English. I only have Sunday free, and wanted to know what it was like in Santa Fe during the afternoon on Sunday. Any action at all? I am more interested in the strip club / on-site FS scene, like Piscine and Paisas. And how safe is it for myself alone after dark (not too late) , if I keep to the main street?

La Piscina opens in the late afternoon. The casas are 24/7/365. I guess how safe it is depends on who you are. I'm a regular black American guy who speaks Spanish. I have always gone to Santa Fe alone. I have never had a problem there, nor have I ever seen a problem there. There is no main street. Santa Fe is a neighborhood that has action on maybe 12 consecutive square blocks (including the he/she section).

[SlamCity7777]

Hey guys, I'm a first-timer in Bogota, but experienced mongering all over the world. Only speak English.

I only have Sunday free, and wanted to know what it was like in Santa Fe during the afternoon on Sunday. Any action at all? I am more interested in the strip club / on-site FS scene, like Piscine and Paisas. And how safe is it for myself alone after dark (not too late) , if I keep to the main street?

Thanks for your help.

R

Hey bud, I hate to break it to you but if you're only free on Sunday and only speak English you might be Shit out of Luck. Sunday is Family day, Recovery day, and if it's a "Puente" or long weekend Sunday is a get a way day. Most of the "10s" take that day off from the top shelf clubs and it's pretty quite over all. If you read the history of the reports this is the pattern in Colombia. Lock up your dates for Sunday because finding a chica on Sunday is difficult!

You have no time to do recon on clubs and clearly tight on time so no option to trade numbers with some of the girls in the high end clubs. You know what I mean? I think you might try Onerelax. IMO it's the best option for a Sunday. Search for my posts in the Bogota report for the details on how to find the place (Next to Cali Mio down a small side street) or google it. Well here.

http://onerelaxcenter.com/

Open on Sunday. Beggers can't be chosers. I've had some AWESOME times there and then not so much. One time I picked this great looking girl with awesome boobies. I have forgotten her name. She took off her robe and "Blamo" huge C-Section scar, belly button to her pussy. HUGE turn off for me.

Looks like they have a new web site and I hope some new girls.

Report back

[R The Man]

Hey guys, I'm a first-timer in Bogota, but experienced mongering all over the world. Only speak English.

I only have Sunday free, and wanted to know what it was like in Santa Fe during the afternoon on Sunday. Any action at all? I am more interested in the strip club / on-site FS scene, like Piscine and Paisas. And how safe is it for myself alone after dark (not too late) , if I keep to the main street?

Thanks for your help.

R.

[Zing23]

There is a new massage place in Chapinero at Calle 59 # 10-19 office 201. You enter this office bullding, go straight ahead and up a short flight of stairs and knock on the door of 201. There is no bell. One of the 3-5 massage girls will open the door and lead you into a cubicle with a chair and a sofa. The prices are 70k for 30 min and 80k for an hour (yes, $5 to double the time). This includes sex. She then presents the girls to you and you select one.

The girl I selected unfolded the sofa into a bed instead of taking me to a cublcle with a massage table. Service was okay, above average for this type of place. I might go back.

This is about 3 blocks from the area of Calle 62 and Caracas where there are a lot of strip clubs and massage places and where I was handled a card for this new place. The street is commercial. They are open morning to early evening.

-zing