Bogota Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Will be coming back soon for sure, hit me up for any questions or tips on what I did wrong for the earlier fails!

Maybe you were in the room for 2 hours? Should have laughed when they told you 150 if you were not.

[Woodman09]

Ya' got to keep up-- Go to HookerPrices.com/ Bogota / GringoPrices.

Simple-- Get down here and Rage!

Anyhow-at the risk of being Slandered) the clubs are off-The Hook-- As always.

Streets are banging-- as reflected in many reports.

Is 150 k the going price at Troya now? God damn.

[Dcfan77]

Is 150 k the going price at Troya now? God damn.

Thanks DJ and Wood for the intel couple weeks back, just returned from my travel and thought ID put a few words down.

Stayed at hotel taquendema close to SF.

First stop was tantra spa. Couple of guys outside shouting chica so I nodded and they ushered me up and sat me down. Very small cafe, maybe 6 tables, full of girls, bar, barman, waiter. Waiter comes over and I order a drink then one by one the girls start coming over and say ola, shake hand. Nicely organised but it was all grade 5-6 so I politely informed the waiter not interested and he said come back after 8 pm (it was 6 pm at the time).

Next stop was Las Divas. As I am walking up, I notice same set-up as tantra I. E gringos outside looking bit intimidating but as I had figured the protocol I intended to walk up, nod and get ushered in. As soon as I got 1 door from the place, a police siren blares and I see a cop van slowly drive by, officers looking at us with menacing 'don't let me catch you up to no good' look. I cursed my luck and moved on. Starting to rain. Torrential. I holed up in some empandas place and planned my next move.

Next stop was Lido. Rocked up about 7:30 ish. Completely empty. I'm told chica arrival imminent. Tldr; left after 1 hour and 2 girls to show for it, neither more than 7.

At this point, I'm chips all in on Troya, head over and boy was I right. What a vibe. Soon as you walk in, MC on the mic, catwalk of strippers, mongers getting private dances etc. I walk around, grab some ass, get a price for full service I. E don't have time for a dance after all the above. I get quoted 150, we go up, tip the room lady and get to the deed. Was a 5 ft10 silicon job but she took the pounding like a champ. Went back down, recover with a drink and ask waiter to bring me someone with 'grande tetes e culo'. He obliges and brings over finest specimen I could have asked for, bit short but big naturals and latina ass. Same drill, 150, go up, tip the lady, smash that thing adn come back down. Did this one more time and then I was out of cash. I wished I hadn't spent the rest on coffee beans and chocolate bars earlier when I was in between failed stops but oh well, enjoyed it, could not believe the value for money and ease of access.

Will be coming back soon for sure, hit me up for any questions or tips on what I did wrong for the earlier fails!

[BourneAgain]

Very useful info, thanks and hope I can repay the intel if you ever visit my locale in the middle east!

BTW In the middle east it's HJ, BBBJ or FS in that order. Where HJ is considered basic service in the parlours.

What constitute basic services around there?

Thanks DJ and Wood for the intel couple weeks back, just returned from my travel and thought ID put a few words down.

Stayed at hotel taquendema close to SF.

First stop was tantra spa. Couple of guys outside shouting chica so I nodded and they ushered me up and sat me down. Very small cafe, maybe 6 tables, full of girls, bar, barman, waiter. Waiter comes over and I order a drink then one by one the girls start coming over and say ola, shake hand. Nicely organised but it was all grade 5-6 so I politely informed the waiter not interested and he said come back after 8 pm (it was 6 pm at the time).

Next stop was Las Divas. As I am walking up, I notice same set-up as tantra I. E gringos outside looking bit intimidating but as I had figured the protocol I intended to walk up, nod and get ushered in. As soon as I got 1 door from the place, a police siren blares and I see a cop van slowly drive by, officers looking at us with menacing 'don't let me catch you up to no good' look. I cursed my luck and moved on. Starting to rain. Torrential. I holed up in some empandas place and planned my next move.

Next stop was Lido. Rocked up about 7:30 ish. Completely empty. I'm told chica arrival imminent. Tldr; left after 1 hour and 2 girls to show for it, neither more than 7.

At this point, I'm chips all in on Troya, head over and boy was I right. What a vibe. Soon as you walk in, MC on the mic, catwalk of strippers, mongers getting private dances etc. I walk around, grab some ass, get a price for full service I. E don't have time for a dance after all the above. I get quoted 150, we go up, tip the room lady and get to the deed. Was a 5 ft10 silicon job but she took the pounding like a champ. Went back down, recover with a drink and ask waiter to bring me someone with 'grande tetes e culo'. He obliges and brings over finest specimen I could have asked for, bit short but big naturals and latina ass. Same drill, 150, go up, tip the lady, smash that thing adn come back down. Did this one more time and then I was out of cash. I wished I hadn't spent the rest on coffee beans and chocolate bars earlier when I was in between failed stops but oh well, enjoyed it, could not believe the value for money and ease of access.

Will be coming back soon for sure, hit me up for any questions or tips on what I did wrong for the earlier fails!

[Dcfan77]

There are other dating site other than seeking and tinder. Regular dating apps. Note that Colombian woman can be flaky AF. PM if you need advise on this matter.

You are 100% correct that it doesn't make sense. Full disclosure this is my first time to Bogota, and I wanted a safe place as base camp to get a lay of the land. I'm not staying at the top of the 4 Seasons in a Presidential Suite. It's a modest room in a nice hotel. I did splurge a bit on the room. I'm hoping to maybe leverage where I'm staying to network with people and see what companies are doing business in Bogota.

It's funny I've been speaking with Woodman / Mateo and you both said exactly the same thing. I'm not rich and I treat all people with respect. I'm meeting up with Mateo and hopefully I can pick his brain and we can be friends. I'm happy if he makes money on his side hustle.

I had Seeking but I deleted it. I don't have Tinder. My concern is that once something is on the internet it is there forever.

I'm betting that I will be able to network with the Concierge, hotel employees, and guests. There could be a bar at the hotel where high end ladies hang out. Who knows? I will update everyone with my findings.

Lastly, this is my second trip to Colombia. I'm head over hills in love with the country, the warm people, and the beautiful ladies. I've traveled the world and I've never seen such inside and out beautiful women anywhere else. There isn't even a close second. Vive Colombia!

[Dcfan77]

Didn't woodman tell you about the after hours clubs in SF. Dude you can party until 8 am.

300 k!! Bro you paid to much. Next time offer her 150- 200 k for the longer stays. I don’t have them sleep over. Don't trust a street hoe. At least not on the first session.

I usually don't go out that late But I was able to when he messaged me--We did walk the 10 minutes from TS It is hard to believe there is a bacchanal going on when the streets are so quiet.

We were at Troya, Atonis, Venus and Fiebre Fiebre was best But Nice chicas all the way around Streets very slow but that is how it can be late night. All the clubs closed at 3 a.

There actually were a couple that are usually closed that opened for after hours partying.

By the way a new club named Pink has some really hot girls-- I saw an 18 yo So Hot

[Woodman09]

Woke up last Saturday needing a trip so here I am in Bogota. Messaged Wooodman before leaving and by the time I landed Saturday night he'd emailed back.

He recommended a few places to stay for me. I went with the Tequendama suites. Rooms pretty nice restaurant was a little disappointing. Great location though.

Customs took about two hours to get through. Made it to the hotel and woodman met up with me about 1 am and we went around to a few of the clubs. Quite an eye opening experience. Lotsa of hot young women. So many it was difficult to make any choices. So missed the boat first night. I'm learning I guess. Saw a cute one and wanted to keep looking around. Before long everything was closed down. Next night picked up a SG. Had a new acquaintance negotiate a BBBJ for me with CFS for 100 k plus 20 k fee for the room. Get in the room and I paid her the 100 k. Then we start she refuses the BBBJ. I needed to get one out of the way and she was a hot little 19 yo so I let it all slide. Next morning wandered around girl stopped me and gave me her number. Wound up texted her a bit and she came to my hotel for 130 k. Said she would stay the night for 400 k minimum. I only had 300 k and she took that. I slept like crap cause I need space. So won't be doing that again. She was great though. Knew how get the blood flowing. Great trip so far. Most everything is pretty cheap. Great sandwich shop across the street from the hotel. Most expensive sandwich on the menu and a bottle of water came up to little less than $5.

I usually don't go out that late But I was able to when he messaged me--We did walk the 10 minutes from TS It is hard to believe there is a bacchanal going on when the streets are so quiet.

We were at Troya, Atonis, Venus and Fiebre Fiebre was best But Nice chicas all the way around Streets very slow but that is how it can be late night. All the clubs closed at 3 a.

There actually were a couple that are usually closed that opened for after hours partying.

By the way a new club named Pink has some really hot girls-- I saw an 18 yo So Hot

[Woodman09]

Gold, Silver, antiques, rare books, vintage comics-magazines, Art, emeralds and More at Great Prices.

What more can you want? Bang Hot girls and make awesome deals.

Bogotá absorbs most of the collectible in Colombia and other countries bordering because Bogota is the business center for Colombia and people naturally bring goods here to sell and there is so much available. You cannot find the Quanty and Quality in any other city around.

Bricks and bundles of new Uncirculated Venezuelan bolivares available-- very cheap. Other World banknotes-.

Tons of all Kinds of collectible-- Did I mention Vinyl record albums and stamps?

I have made thousands reselling coins, banknotes, magazines, posters, I bought here-- I haunt Bogot and know the best places.

Come on down and shop-- If you want assistance please PM me for a tour.

[DondeSea72]

Your post makes me puzzled. You are going to stay at one of the most luxurious hotels in Bogota, and prefer the best looking, high end girls. Obviously, you have the coin to play. At the same time, you want to avoid dangerous areas but for some reason you want to explore Santa Fe and take Woodman's tour. Santa Fe is not for the faint of heart, and you will not find high end girls there. SF is where you find street urchins for cheap, I don't think if this is what you are looking for. My best advice would be to use Seeking or Tinder, you will find plenty of girls there, but it will require some time and effort to weed them out.

You are 100% correct that it doesn't make sense. Full disclosure this is my first time to Bogota, and I wanted a safe place as base camp to get a lay of the land. I'm not staying at the top of the 4 Seasons in a Presidential Suite. It's a modest room in a nice hotel. I did splurge a bit on the room. I'm hoping to maybe leverage where I'm staying to network with people and see what companies are doing business in Bogota.

It's funny I've been speaking with Woodman / Mateo and you both said exactly the same thing. I'm not rich and I treat all people with respect. I'm meeting up with Mateo and hopefully I can pick his brain and we can be friends. I'm happy if he makes money on his side hustle.

I had Seeking but I deleted it. I don't have Tinder. My concern is that once something is on the internet it is there forever.

I'm betting that I will be able to network with the Concierge, hotel employees, and guests. There could be a bar at the hotel where high end ladies hang out. Who knows? I will update everyone with my findings.

Lastly, this is my second trip to Colombia. I'm head over hills in love with the country, the warm people, and the beautiful ladies. I've traveled the world and I've never seen such inside and out beautiful women anywhere else. There isn't even a close second. Vive Colombia!

[MiamiBoy1]

Woodman, et al:

I'm 8 days out from my trip to Bogota. I'm staying at the 4 Seasons and I'm going to request advice from the Concierge. I'the like to put myself in position to meet and befriend non working girls. I plan on asking the hotel about museum tours or tours of Bogota during the day. At night if I don't get a date I will try and get a high end lady to my room. I don't know what the tour with Woodman is or what it costs. But I'm interested. Please pm me.

My situational awareness will be on high alert in Colombia but I'm not going to let it ruin my trip. I have back up plans and contingency plans. But the bottom line for me is just to not do anything stupid. As I understand it if you are robbed in Colombia they won't kill unless there is resistance.

Questions:

1. What is the nicest Casa in Bogota?

2. How to I make contact with high end Colombian working ladies?

Thanks I'm advance and peace!

Your post makes me puzzled. You are going to stay at one of the most luxurious hotels in Bogota, and prefer the best looking, high end girls. Obviously, you have the coin to play. At the same time, you want to avoid dangerous areas but for some reason you want to explore Santa Fe and take Woodman's tour. Santa Fe is not for the faint of heart, and you will not find high end girls there. SF is where you find street urchins for cheap, I don't think if this is what you are looking for. My best advice would be to use Seeking or Tinder, you will find plenty of girls there, but it will require some time and effort to weed them out.

[DondeSea72]

I was in the military too, but to me it was just a job.

You may want to check the Medellin thread for the last poster that did that a couple months back. Ended up being 1 million pesos down the drain. He even made her leave early. But I guess you never know if you never try.

He is a concierge, not a pimp. If anything, all he is going to do is direct you to the ripoff places that are already mentioned here that most people direct foreigners to. I would just get on mileroticos and choose personally.

Thank you for the upfront, honest advice. You make excellent points that I needed to hear. I will report further once I get to Bogota.

[DondeSea72]

I am a photographer and have long practiced how to say, in Spanish, something along the lines of, "Pardon me, sir. This is my work. Would you be so kind as to permit me to keep the card with the photos on it? You are welcome to the camera. It is much more valuable to you and the photos are valuable to me." I have spoken with several photographer friends who were robbed here in Colombia, said something along those lines, and actually managed to keep their photos. I'm not sure that I'd have the presence of mind to say such a thing. Chances are better that I would simply hand over what any armed robber was asking for, keep my head down and eyes averted, and then get the hell out of there as soon as I could.

I have, however, never been robbed in Colombia or anywhere else. I keep aware at all times of my surroundings, look ahead of me and all around me and try to anticipate problems. The closest I came was when I was in what is considered a bad neighborhood in the south of Bogota with my camera. I noticed two young men following me and eyeing my camera. I quickly entered a tienda, ordered a coffee and started torturing the ears of the owner with my bad Spanish. I told him about the guys following me and he went to the door and looked at them. They had stopped across the street. I stayed there for about a half hour by which time they had gone away.

My plan is to give them what they ask for if they show a knife or a gun, say tranquillo, and run. I do study Spanish and I'm very polite. Thank you for the excellent advice.

[Mr Enternational]

My apologies in the contingency plan. I was in the military and I just think differently.

I was in the military too, but to me it was just a job.

I've been to MDE and had no issues whatsoever. But the fact remains that Colombia is dangerous even for Colombians. I mean hooking up with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. If the lady is right I'm willing to bet the farm.

You may want to check the Medellin thread for the last poster that did that a couple months back. Ended up being 1 million pesos down the drain. He even made her leave early. But I guess you never know if you never try.

Are you in agreement with tipping the concierge and letting them know my dream?.

He is a concierge, not a pimp. If anything, all he is going to do is direct you to the ripoff places that are already mentioned here that most people direct foreigners to. I would just get on mileroticos and choose personally.

[DondeSea72]

To not resist a robbery in Colombia is the correct way to play it. The problem is foolish fellows like me have resisted in the past and I have the knife scars to prove it.

I train to take knives and guns away. Knives terrify me more than guns. You Sir are braver than me.

[DondeSea72]

Any time I have been to a museum in Colombia there have not been any women by themselves. Usually families or groups of friends. I think your best bet would be to try to meet a normal chick online before you go.

Don't know what you mean by high end. There will be no problem finding high price though.

You act like you are going into a war zone. High alert and contingency plans; WTF?

My apologies in the contingency plan. I was in the military and I just think differently. I mean I have my red lines that I will roll the dice on. But I'm very humble and not looking for problems. I've been to MDE and had no issues whatsoever. But the fact remains that Colombia is dangerous even for Colombians.

I mean hooking up with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. If the lady is right I'm willing to bet the farm.

Are you in agreement with tipping the concierge and letting them know my dream?

These Colombian women make me crazy.