Bogota Reports

[Asianpussylover]

I'll be there from Sunday until the middle of the week. My wing man in Bogota swears there is a place in Fontibon with tons of pros. I haven't been able to get a hold of him lately. And the last time I was there I did not see any place like this. Do you guys know if this is just a bunch of talk or is there a hidden gem?

[Asianpussylover]

I just read the posting by the lucky monger who ended up banging his favorite pro and 6 others at a swinger party. Man! I owe you a beer! What an idea! If any of you want to copycat this guy here are the Bogota Swinger clubs:

Spa Swingers SW Disco Club: Carrera 14. Number 80-65 P. 1. Phone. (57) 1) 616 2485, (57) 1) 500 0101.

Amnesia SW Bar: Calle 99 number 14-61. Phone (57) 1) 611 5861, (57) 1) 616 3877

Lago Swinger Club: Carrera 13 numero 78-47. Phone (57) 1) 610 0305.

Fantasias club: Carrera 28 numero 52-14, segundo piso. Phone (57) 1) 347 1714, (57) 1) 316 414 1666, (57) 1) 316 358 1038. Http://www.fantasiasclub.com.

Relax: Avenida primero de Mayo numero 40b-57 Sur Segundo Piso. Phone (57) 1) 273 2261, (57) 1) 315 294 0641.

This info is as current as of the March 8, 2008 Don Juan magazine erotic guide to Colombia. Please update this with more recent info if you have it. I will post info for the other cities in their respective sections.

Monger on.

[Bango Cheito]

1) Those people working the streets in Santa Fe pickpocketing work in HUGE groups. You pick a fight with one, you better be ready to take on another dozen of them from all angles :P I would NOT recommend instigating violence in that place.

2) Absolutely, NEVER take your hands out of your pockets in that situation.

3) You can walk those streets at night, but go straight to your destination and don't wander around. You can wander in the daytime.

4) I think I know that fat chick. I was with a friend right at the same spot, and my friend was dumb enough to take a hand out his pocket to push the girl away, lost his cellular hahahahahahaah

[Black Page]

4) streets around SF for SWs (also daytime: the Cr. 13A, CL. 19 close to Caracas and Cr. 11, South of CL. 19, West of Caracas within 2-3 blocks. Only nighttime: West of Caracas CL. 16-24)

Sorry. There are errors. The correct is:

4) streets around SF for SWs (also daytime: the Cr. 13A close to CL. 19; CL. 19 between Caracas and Cr. 11; South of CL. 19, East of Caracas within 2-3 blocks. Only nighttime: East of Caracas CL. 16-24) ; note: East of Caracas is going UP the mountain.

[Black Page]

i had the greatest time in santa fe (mostly in atunes) the last two weeks mainly because of information from you. i like it more than the other monger destinations in colombia. even at almost 70 yrs old, i had dozens of encounters and loved to stroll around day and night talking to the doorway girls. i never had any problems. if anyone bothers my i say lo siento no (i'm sorry. no) and cross the street. the only problem i had was finding other areas like santa fe or clubs like atunes. the noise drives me crazy in any of the clubs i went into. so here is the question finally. in bog are there any other santa fe areas or venues like atunes? i'll be back mar 15 for 10 more days. i'll be adding my "list for the down and dirty" as soon as i can get a break from making a living.

the answer is no. there are other bars of the same kind in chapinero, but they are rep001tered and, based on what i heard, not so interesting as those of sf (i tried only 2-3 years ago, so i cannot give my personal opinion).

by the way, if you like down-and-dirty, i don't think atunes is the best. you have plenty of options. for example, in ascending order of sleaziness, you might like to explore:

1) other bars in santafe, for example troya, paisa and venus and others in the same street;

2) other lower-rank bars in sf (i liked manizalitas, where i got stolen 20k by a cosquillerita 2 years ago, see other report) ;

3) streets in sf for sws (caution needed: it's very likely to be robbered, if you look "interesting" that is in possession of money) ;

4) streets around sf for sws (also daytime: the cr. 13a, cl. 19 close to caracas and cr. 11, south of cl. 19, west of caracas within 2-3 blocks. only nighttime: west of caracas cl. 16-24)

option 4) at night is impossible without a car, unless you really look a homeless, you would be robbed in less than half an hour. find a taxi driver who is keen to accompany you for such a tour. it's not difficult in sf. girls there are 95% dirty.

if that's not enough:

5) ask your taxi driver to take you near the bronx, but maybe this is too down and dirty, even for you.

[Bottom Feeder]

I had the greatest time in Santa Fe (mostly in Atunes) the last two weeks mainly because of information from you. I like it more than the other monger destinations in Colombia. Even at almost 70 yrs old, I had dozens of encounters and loved to stroll around day and night talking to the doorway girls. I never had any problems. If anyone bothers my I say lo siento no (I'm sorry. No) and cross the street. The only problem I had was finding other areas like Santa Fe or clubs like Atunes. The noise drives me crazy in any of the clubs I went into. So here is the question finally. In BOG are there any other Santa Fe areas or venues like Atunes? I'll be back Mar 15 for 10 more days. I'll be adding my "List for the down and dirty" as soon as I can get a break from making a living.

[Black Page]

Blackpage,

I am sorry for what happened to you and I know you are experienced at walking dicey areas of south america at night but just because you have walked these bad areas at night without incident does not make them safe to do so. In many past reports people have clearly warned members NOT to walk around Santa Fe at night and on at least one occasion you wrote to say that you do it all the time without incident, I hope you heed the warnings now.

These are not serious accidents. I walk around SF routinely, but avoiding lonely streets. The fat girl was indeed in front of Paisa, so the "does not walk around" does not even apply here. The 20k were stolen inside Manizalitas, which is a bad place BTW-

[Black Page]

They got your WHOLE 20k? Wow did you have to go back to the atm? At least she was nice enough to leave your wallet for you!

I find a very evil look and a "No me tocas' Usually works pretty well!

Try to refrain from walking around the shemales conjugate and better yet sticking fingers up your ass!

1) I had 50k in my socks (emergency stock)

2) Yes, she was nice.

3) I never go with TV. It was an accident

[Manizales911]

A taxi driver told me that Santa Fe is becoming the reign of cosquilleros, that is those girls or TVs who put hands on you, touching your dick (huevo) and everywhere, and with incredible ability take out things from your pocket and disappear.

It is TRUE. It happened to me TWICE in one evening in the streets of Santa Fe this week. Incredible enough, because in many years I go to Santa Fe that happened to me only once before. A girl at Manizalitas two years ago started to touch my dick and, with the other hand, was able to remove the wallet from the front pocket, empty it (20k) and leave it to fall on the floor before I would realize that my pocket was empty.

Things are changing? More cosquilleros out there? These are the two episodes, happened to me one after the other in ONE hour around 1am-2am this week.

1) I cross the CL. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

2) A very fat woman, in a group of 6-7 girls in front of Paisas, approaches me offering his mouth services with "graphic language" (ahah, let's use the US political language) , touching my cock and everywhere. Same as before, I keep my hands in the pockets, but this time is more difficult. After some exploration from outside, she PUTS her hands in my pockets. There is no room for two hands in one pocket, so my hands start a battle to push my things down and her fingers up. All this while she keeps on telling me how she would suck me and almost licking my face. I finally push her away with my chest, almost violently. In my pockets I had many things, incl. A poor mobile phone, my watch, coins, loose money, my wallet, a nose spray, but I saved everything from her fingers.

Beware of cosquilleros!

(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

Blackpage,

I am sorry for what happened to you and I know you are experienced at walking dicey areas of south america at night but just because you have walked these bad areas at night without incident does not make them safe to do so. In many past reports people have clearly warned members NOT to walk around Santa Fe at night and on at least one occasion you wrote to say that you do it all the time without incident, I hope you heed the warnings now.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

It is TRUE. It happened to me TWICE in one evening in the streets of Santa Fe this week. Incredible enough, because in many years I go to Santa Fe that happened to me only once before. A girl at Manizalitas two years ago started to touch my dick and, with the other hand, was able to remove the wallet from the front pocket, empty it (20k) and leave it to fall on the floor before I would realize that my pocket was empty.

1) I cross the CL. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

They got your WHOLE 20k? Wow did you have to go back to the atm? At least she was nice enough to leave your wallet for you!

I find a very evil look and a "No me tocas' Usually works pretty well!

Try to refrain from walking around the shemales conjugate and better yet sticking fingers up your ass!

[Black Page]

So if you punch the homofagott or the working girl upside their head and knock them the f*ck out for their actions, this will stop this BS. Don't you agree? They can talk all the crap they want, but once they begin touching me, it is just like a reflex action: You touch me first and I swear you'll be eating from a straw. That's a promise. I don't advocate anyone else do as I do, but that is exactly why I don't have problems with people aggresively touching my privates without prior agreement under any circumstances. I give them a serious warning first then at first touch it's on! Trust me, for me, it really works!

Hmmm, I foresee a short mileage for you in the streets of Santa Fe. Very unwise to start a fight with people who LIVE en la calle. Even unwiser to hit a working lady or a TV. I don't want to imagine who comes out to regulate the gringo loco.

[Voyajer1]

So if you punch the homofagott or the working girl upside their head and knock them the f*ck out for their actions, this will stop this BS. Don't you agree? They can talk all the crap they want, but once they begin touching me, it is just like a reflex action: You touch me first and I swear you'll be eating from a straw. That's a promise. I don't advocate anyone else do as I do, but that is exactly why I don't have problems with people aggresively touching my privates without prior agreement under any circumstances. I give them a serious warning first then at first touch it's on! Trust me, for me, it really works!

A taxi driver told me that Santa Fe is becoming the reign of cosquilleros, that is those girls or TVs who put hands on you, touching your dick (huevo) and everywhere, and with incredible ability take out things from your pocket and disappear.

Things are changing? More cosquilleros out there? These are the two episodes, happened to me one after the other in ONE hour around 1am-2am this week.

1) I cross the CL. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

2) A very fat woman, in a group of 6-7 girls in front of Paisas, approaches me offering his mouth services with "graphic language" (ahah, let's use the US political language) , touching my cock and everywhere. Same as before, I keep my hands in the pockets, but this time is more difficult. After some exploration from outside, she PUTS her hands in my pockets. There is no room for two hands in one pocket, so my hands start a battle to push my things down and her fingers up. All this while she keeps on telling me how she would suck me and almost licking my face. I finally push her away with my chest, almost violently. In my pockets I had many things, incl. A poor mobile phone, my watch, coins, loose money, my wallet, a nose spray, but I saved everything from her fingers.

Beware of cosquilleros!

(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

[Fethard]

Thanks! I'll be there next week. I think I'll load up on mousetraps for my pockets (and maybe a cup or cod piece).

A taxi driver told me that Santa Fe is becoming the reign of cosquilleros, that is those girls or TVs who put hands on you, touching your dick (huevo) and everywhere, and with incredible ability take out things from your pocket and disappear.

It is TRUE. It happened to me TWICE in one evening in the streets of Santa Fe this week. Incredible enough, because in many years I go to Santa Fe that happened to me only once before. A girl at Manizalitas two years ago started to touch my dick and, with the other hand, was able to remove the wallet from the front pocket, empty it (20k) and leave it to fall on the floor before I would realize that my pocket was empty.

Things are changing? More cosquilleros out there? These are the two episodes, happened to me one after the other in ONE hour around 1am-2am this week.

1) I cross the CL. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

2) A very fat woman, in a group of 6-7 girls in front of Paisas, approaches me offering his mouth services with "graphic language" (ahah, let's use the US political language) , touching my cock and everywhere. Same as before, I keep my hands in the pockets, but this time is more difficult. After some exploration from outside, she PUTS her hands in my pockets. There is no room for two hands in one pocket, so my hands start a battle to push my things down and her fingers up. All this while she keeps on telling me how she would suck me and almost licking my face. I finally push her away with my chest, almost violently. In my pockets I had many things, incl. A poor mobile phone, my watch, coins, loose money, my wallet, a nose spray, but I saved everything from her fingers.

Beware of cosquilleros!

(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

[Black Page]

A taxi driver told me that Santa Fe is becoming the reign of cosquilleros, that is those girls or TVs who put hands on you, touching your dick (huevo) and everywhere, and with incredible ability take out things from your pocket and disappear.

It is TRUE. It happened to me TWICE in one evening in the streets of Santa Fe this week. Incredible enough, because in many years I go to Santa Fe that happened to me only once before. A girl at Manizalitas two years ago started to touch my dick and, with the other hand, was able to remove the wallet from the front pocket, empty it (20k) and leave it to fall on the floor before I would realize that my pocket was empty.

Things are changing? More cosquilleros out there? These are the two episodes, happened to me one after the other in ONE hour around 1am-2am this week.

1) I cross the Cl. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

2) A very fat woman, in a group of 6-7 girls in front of Paisas, approaches me offering his mouth services with "graphic language" (ahah, let's use the US political language) , touching my cock and everywhere. Same as before, I keep my hands in the pockets, but this time is more difficult. After some exploration from outside, she PUTS her hands in my pockets. There is no room for two hands in one pocket, so my hands start a battle to push my things down and her fingers up. All this while she keeps on telling me how she would suck me and almost licking my face. I finally push her away with my chest, almost violently. In my pockets I had many things, incl. a poor mobile phone, my watch, coins, loose money, my wallet, a nose spray, but I saved everything from her fingers.

Beware of cosquilleros!
(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

[Black Page]

You are one lucky bastard! This happened only once in my life, about 30 years ago at a club in / around Amsterdam.

Never forget it.

The Tall Man

? Plenty of swingers clubs in the sinful Europe! As a single man, you can have your good time, but it's a hit&miss because not all couples are real couples in the life (someone is bringing a prepago attempting to have 2+2 fun with a real couple).

Outside Europe, I saw some swinger club only in S. Francisco, but it was the American version: very regulated, with security checking at 50cm that everything was going on correctly without harassments or excessive pushing to the playful couple. I like it more spontaneous.

So there are swingers clubs in Bogota too?