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04-21-23 09:08 #13216
Posts: 23Originally Posted by DaVinci40 [View Original Post]
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04-21-23 02:59 #13215
Posts: 702"I went to take a piss, someone had taken my beer away"
Originally Posted by Eszpresszo [View Original Post]
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04-20-23 17:55 #13214
Posts: 1074Originally Posted by Woodman09 [View Original Post]
I think it was back in 2017 when I was in Santa Fe, I also had some clown on the street direct me into one club whose name I can't recall (it was pretty gritty) and take my drink order once I got seated. Then I got a drink from an actual uniformed waiter and he charged me 3 mil less! That pissed off the clown who directed me to the club (actually he misdirected me to a different club, that's why I don't talk to guys on the street now) and told me that I had to order drinks from him. I ignored him, got another drink from a waiter before I eventually left and found the place I was looking for.
But it was last November that I got ripped off at the California Club. That place is the worst. The waiters, who wear varsity jackets were pestering me the who time I was there. I couldn't enjoy my beer and watch the show without my waiter them asking me every other minute if I needed another beer or if I wanted a girl, yet. I got so tired of it, I closed my tab for one beer gave my waiter a 50 k note (it's all I had, but I had fully expected to be spending more money there) for the one beer I had. They accepted cards there but I definitely would not give plastic to anyone down there. So the waiter disappeared and didn't return with the change. I got tired of waiting on my change, the guy wasn't in sight and it became obvious that he wasn't bringing the change back. When I walked out, I looked up at that balcony above the dance floor and saw the waiter and his pals laughing at me. Assholes. Don't go there! I had forgotten that I went into that place back in 2017 and had a disappointing experience there, back then. Again, I would suggest everyone avoid the place. It's bad news.
BTW, I went back to the Pussy House earlier the same evening. They have professional waiters but the place looked rather tired since I last visited in 2017. It was a nice club, back then. But, there weren't any attractive girls there on my last visit, which is a sad thing in a country where the women can be so attractive.
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04-20-23 16:17 #13213
Posts: 122Everyone else has said the same thing but just to be clear, The only difference between HK in Tijuana and the clubs in Santa Fe is that there's no hotel that you can stay the night at attached to the club like Hotel Cascadas.
Everything else is the same. You negotiate with the girls downstairs in the club and then you go upstairs to the rooms to do your thing. But as mentioned the room isn't like your hotel room where you can leave your stuff. It's more like when you go to HK and you didn't book a night at the Cascadas. But if you're coming from Tijuana you'll be surprised at the cost benefit here.
Tijuana Hong Kong -.
Girl -$100 usd +.
Overnight stay at Cascadas - $70+.
VIP card to get discount. Think it's $60/70.
Room cost if you don't stay overnight (going by memory) - $20.
Santa Fe club:
Girls - $30 usd +.
Room to do your thing. Included.
Beer - $2.50 usd.
A couple of cuties that were taking my leche in their mouth the last time I was there for less than the cost of 1 girl in Tijuana. Viva Bogota!!
Originally Posted by Gblud [View Original Post]
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04-20-23 15:42 #13212
Posts: 122Something somewhat similar happened to me in Paisas. Like woodman said pretty much all regular drinks are 8 mil (water, Gatorade, poker beer) and I just give the guy a 10 and they usually appreciate the 2 mil tip (50 cents so no biggie). If I want a beer I just ask for a poker. It's drinkable and no different than a bud. Nothing great, not bad.
For some reason, corona in Colombia seems to be a premium beer. I can't stand it but if you see the mesero walk over with one tell him no. The guy in paisas got me by opening it up as I was saying no and then saying it was something stupid like 50 mil. I did my best wtf and gtfo look and some basic Spanish of the same but what am I going to do. I paid the 50, no tip, and left after I drank it as it was slow in there anyways.
My tip is to break your 50's and 100's at a local OXXO. Across the road from the Ibis Museo there's one so each day I would get a water and candy and pay with a 50 or 100 and they happily give change back. Always try and pay with 10's for drinks and at the most 20 mil. If you go higher then that the mesero will typically disappear and have to find change. Once at troya I saw my guy walk up to the bar to get change, they told him no, he then walked out and about 10 minutes later came back with 35 mil. Should have been change of 40 mil but I didn't complain as who knows where he ended up going to get my change. Anyways, point is don't pay for 1 x10 mil beer with a 50 or larger. You'll end up having to remember who your mesero is otherwise.
Originally Posted by Woodman09 [View Original Post]
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04-20-23 05:01 #13211
Posts: 1063Waiters disapear with your change
Originally Posted by Woodman09 [View Original Post]
Always best to have change when going to SF-- people like to play games with your change. I have seen waiters disapear-- Many waiters are honest but there are problems-- Happens in Texas, California and Venus sometimes--get your waiters number on shirt-- Better yet bring 20's, 10's and smaller-.
Girls will sometimes try and succeed to keep part or all- Not my GFs but that's why they are my GFs-.
Anyhow-- Get Down here and Bang!!
One good place to get change is the Montana phacy with 50 cent viagra-- Works Great!
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04-20-23 00:06 #13210
Posts: 219Originally Posted by Mtndew704 [View Original Post]
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04-19-23 18:47 #13209
Posts: 1063Originally Posted by Soupir [View Original Post]
Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.
If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.
Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.
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04-18-23 04:08 #13208
Posts: 3Bad experience at Texas (Santa Fe) Always check the prices!
Hello! I'd like to share a bad experience I had at Texas (Santa Fe).
May it remind you to always check the prices, especially in "shady", non regular business.
Basically they ripped me off, they made me pay 70.000 for 2 beers. I caught them trying to serve me more drinks I didn't ask for and had to physically stop them to open the bottles.
I tried to argue with my basic Spanish but of course it was useless.
I could feel the situation escalate so I just left the money on the counter and quickly left, not worth to be assaulted over this.
In the end it wasn't much money, but be wary about this kind of things, I never had any problem in 4 months totals in Colombia so I dropped my guard down.
I tend to consume much more, not only beers, and what if they felt braver with this ripoff?
So take care guys!
(sorry if my English is not proper).
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04-17-23 23:13 #13207
Posts: 1063Yes-- Midgets are available
Originally Posted by Mtndew704 [View Original Post]
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04-17-23 20:19 #13206
Posts: 1Bogota recommended agency
Hi,
Any recommendations (general or specific) on lacelestina or modelo alacarta agencies?
Thanks in advance.
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04-16-23 22:22 #13205
Posts: 77Next trip to Bogotá
I'm returning to Bogotá next month and will be exploring Santa Fé again from 8th May until probably 12th or 13th. If anyone fancies meeting up for a few drinks and exploring SF, let me know.
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04-16-23 21:50 #13204
Posts: 307Originally Posted by Woodman09 [View Original Post]
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04-16-23 19:17 #13203
Posts: 219Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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04-16-23 00:23 #13202
Posts: 162Eroticas versus clubs, casas
I am getting ready for my 1st trip to Bogota. A lot of help from the many posts and others answering my questions, scheduling my Woodman tour. I will be coming from Wed to Sunday in June. I will be going to the Santa Fe clubs a lot. I will stay at Hotel Tequendema or maybe Chapinero. I will try escort Eroticas once or twice, so I will have to confirm if they will come to Santa Fe / Tequendema. The two girls I really want are:
https://eroticasbogota.com/modelo/danna/
https://eroticasbogota.com/modelo/angelica/
Unfortunately they are 550 k and 700 k / hour. 2 of their most expensive girls. The pictures I can't fully trust, when it gets closer I will ask if they'll give me regular phone camera pictures. Is it possible to find girls this attractive at the SF clubs or casas, Loutron, Lido?
I likely will try at least 1 girl for the convenience of having 1 day session as well as the excitement of trying it and reporting back. I know Atunes is open during day, but I don't know what to expect. But if I can find these types (natural or plastic, don't care) for even150 K / HR at the clubs as a new gringo that would save a lot of money & I could try the girl in the club and decide to bring her later.
I know there are a lot of street girls for so much cheaper, but the ones I saw on the YouTube videos weren't my tastes. Looks are a premium for me, even if a 6 or 7 gives an amazing performance I'm not stimulated enough as I would with an 8 or 9 that gives average performance, especially if with condom.