Bogota Reports

[JackEnBogo]

I'm trying to get my baseline risk down to typical large American city, which is tough since my Spanish is still weak for now.

I'm staying in Chapinero, if I dress down, don't draw attention, stay away from sketch spots. At Zona T or the touristy / gringo friendly bars will I still need to be paranoid about my phone S23? Other than Whatsapp / Google translate at the bar, just keeping zipped with a money / phone belt to my stomach. Perhaps just sticking to midscale or upscale dance party bars / clubs with bouncers?

For SF, I'm only taking Uber directly to & from front of the Troya, Fiebre spot. Is it smart to tip a door guy or server specifically to wait for your Uber with you? Or just tip in general right off the bat? Or is that overkill as long as I'm directly in front?

I recommend carrying a cheap secondary phone with a local SIM no matter which neighborhoods or venues you're going to. Leave your main phone with your banking and cash transfer apps in your hotel or apartment.

I don't think it's necessary to tip someone to wait for your Uber with you when you're getting picked up outside the main Santa Fe clubs. You can wait inside until the car is outside ready for you. Robberies can happen anywhere in the world but I think the main few blocks within the tolerance zone are safe.

[DJHeywood]

I just spent my first day in Bogota, and also the first day in South America, for that matter. As a crazy ass man stuck in China throughout his life, I've been super excited about this trip since it's my first time ever to play with some juicy ass. Unfortunately, the overall experience is terrible.

First of all, I was ripped off by my uber driver when I was going from the airport to airbnb. After dropping me off in Usaquen, the scumbag kept the meter running by circling around, and the final bill cost me about 20,000 more. It's not a lot of money, but I find it disgusting.

Then I scheduled a 1 hour session with Danna from Eroticas Bogota. I've read great things about this agency lately, so I decided to give it a shot. I confirmed with the receptionist that Danna was available and went to get a room in a love motel. But after I sent the receptionist the photo of my room key, the asshole told me that "unfortunately, Danna has already committed herself to family matter". On top of that, he recommended a few girls to me. Obviously the bottom-of-the-barrel type that probably nobody has booked before. Fuck off! I will never do business with this agency again.

After the escort thing went south, I decided to give Loutron a try. The bastards that run this place blatantly quoted me "400 mil for the girl, 300 mil for the room, so 700 mil in total for 1 hour". Ridiculous and shameless!

To be honest, Colombia is not my first choice as a mongering destination. My dream land is the legendary bundaland: Brazil. Unfortunately, I didn't get my Brazilian visa in China, so I flew all the way down to Colombia to apply for the visa here because the application requirements are much more lenient. But before I get my Brazilian visa, I still need to find some way to happily monger here. Since Santa Fe is too raunchy for me, it's not an option. Do you guys have any ideas? Please advise. Thank you.

Sorry that happened. You can dispute it with Uber pretty easily, especially since they track the drivers heat map (I believe) so they can see the funny business and reimburse.

Loutron didn't have great reviews on this board before. Lido & Loutron I might check out out of pure curiosity and if nearby, but I read a lot even on Google they scam. Did they have hot girls there at least?

[DJHeywood]

Eroticas Bogota is NOT a verg good agency. Try LaCelestina. Co agency. And make sure you are not in fleabag of a motel, just in case you are staying in one. Many agency girls do not like coming to bottom tier hotels.

That's a bummer, I am looking at booking Danna at Eroticas Bog too, she's by far their most expensive girl, but does seem slightly hotter than the rest. Since I have the budget I'll also book LaCelestina as well on my 1st day so I can feel them out. I have a hotel so I don't lose money or time.

[JackEnBogo]

I just spent my first day in Bogota, and also the first day in South America, for that matter. As a crazy ass man stuck in China throughout his life, I've been super excited about this trip since it's my first time ever to play with some juicy ass. Unfortunately, the overall experience is terrible.

First of all, I was ripped off by my uber driver when I was going from the airport to airbnb. After dropping me off in Usaquen, the scumbag kept the meter running by circling around, and the final bill cost me about 20,000 more. It's not a lot of money, but I find it disgusting.

Then I scheduled a 1 hour session with Danna from Eroticas Bogota. I've read great things about this agency lately, so I decided to give it a shot. I confirmed with the receptionist that Danna was available and went to get a room in a love motel. But after I sent the receptionist the photo of my room key, the asshole told me that "unfortunately, Danna has already committed herself to family matter". On top of that, he recommended a few girls to me. Obviously the bottom-of-the-barrel type that probably nobody has booked before. Fuck off! I will never do business with this agency again.

After the escort thing went south, I decided to give Loutron a try. The bastards that run this place blatantly quoted me "400 mil for the girl, 300 mil for the room, so 700 mil in total for 1 hour". Ridiculous and shameless!.

I recommend you contact Uber support for a refund on the additional amount.

Try lacelestina agency since Eroticas Bogot was unreliable. You may also be happy with Absolut Spa, it should be about 350 mil per hour, between noon and 6 pm for the best selection.

[BroScientist]

I just spent my first day in Bogota, and also the first day in South America, for that matter. As a crazy ass man stuck in China throughout his life, I've been super excited about this trip since it's my first time ever to play with some juicy ass. Unfortunately, the overall experience is terrible.

First of all, I was ripped off by my uber driver when I was going from the airport to airbnb. After dropping me off in Usaquen, the scumbag kept the meter running by circling around, and the final bill cost me about 20,000 more. It's not a lot of money, but I find it disgusting.

Then I scheduled a 1 hour session with Danna from Eroticas Bogota. I've read great things about this agency lately, so I decided to give it a shot. I confirmed with the receptionist that Danna was available and went to get a room in a love motel. But after I sent the receptionist the photo of my room key, the asshole told me that "unfortunately, Danna has already committed herself to family matter". On top of that, he recommended a few girls to me. Obviously the bottom-of-the-barrel type that probably nobody has booked before. Fuck off! I will never do business with this agency again.

After the escort thing went south, I decided to give Loutron a try. The bastards that run this place blatantly quoted me "400 mil for the girl, 300 mil for the room, so 700 mil in total for 1 hour". Ridiculous and shameless!

To be honest, Colombia is not my first choice as a mongering destination. My dream land is the legendary bundaland: Brazil. Unfortunately, I didn't get my Brazilian visa in China, so I flew all the way down to Colombia to apply for the visa here because the application requirements are much more lenient. But before I get my Brazilian visa, I still need to find some way to happily monger here. Since Santa Fe is too raunchy for me, it's not an option. Do you guys have any ideas? Please advise. Thank you.

Eroticas Bogota is NOT a verg good agency. Try LaCelestina. Co agency. And make sure you are not in fleabag of a motel, just in case you are staying in one. Many agency girls do not like coming to bottom tier hotels.

[Mr Enternational]

One more thing. I don't use the "masajes eroticos" section. I just do a search for "masaje..

Why write all of this and not include any prices?

[PineTree]

https://bogota.locanto.com.co/ID_501...TI-ESTRES.html

Reading all these posts about robberies makes me think I'll stay with my MO when I'm in Bogota. I only had a very short time in Bogota. I arrived at my hotel very late at night and had to leave not long after noon the next day. Those aren't the best time for out calls but Mary and I finally linked up. I really didn't know what kind of service I would get but doing a search in Locanto for "masaje" gives returns for providers in almost every city in SA. Almost every time I get full service but not always.

Mary showed up with a mask on. We walked right past reception at my very nice hotel on el Dorado and into the elevators. In the room I pulled back the covers on the bed, stripped and layed down. When Mary came out of the bathroom she was fully dressed and getting oil out of her purse. She started on my feet, then worked her way up to my calves and lower hammies, all the while standing by the far side of the bed. I still have no idea if I'll get anything more than a massage. It wasn't until she climbed on the bed and sat by my hips that I finally had a chance to touch her. Very gently I stroked her thigh, then later up to her hip, eventually a little cheek around the back. After a bit of this she rose to her knees to massage the far side of my back but she hasn't even approached the bait and tackle by this time. I get more aggressive with my hands and finally she makes it clear that she's there for the asking.

Then it all accelerated from there. I slide my hands under her spandex and grab a handfull of butt and get my fingers wet too. Mary is all over my ass with her hands and keeping her butt on display for me to play with. I'm really impressed with her butt, which is great because I didn't get much of a view of her at all before the massage started. I slid her pants over her cheeks and down to her knees and, damn, I'm in love. What a great butt, especially considering she's not even in her 20's anymore. We just played with each other for minutes until I just had to keep going.

Her breasts are just great. I couldn't believe how lively they were until I saw the reduction scars. No wonder! They were bigger at one time but still DS at least. The see-section scar was also visible but very old and didn't bother me a bit. Nice hips, legs, attitude. I couldn't help myself. I went down on her in 69, but since she had already oiled up Jr I kept my hips to the side of her head. She grabbed him anyway and slid her mouth over to take him in. Ok, I lifted my knee to the other side of her head and now she's got it all in her mouth (not much of a problem with me though). I don't know what she was doing but I had to pull out, not because I was being polite but because the sensation was so intense I couldn't take it anymore.

When I could finally collect myself and turn around I saw the huge mess I had left on her neck and chest. She was just sitting there grinning at me and made no attempt to clean up, wipe things away or get to the bathroom. I just layed beside her for a while until I got up to get some tissues.

Mary ended up being loads of fun. She's probably the girl in the photo but something has happened, maybe a car accident or something. I might see her again depending on how often I get to Bogota, which isn't very often. One more thing. I don't use the "masajes eroticos" section. I just do a search for "masaje. ".

[Gropai]

I just spent my first day in Bogota, and also the first day in South America, for that matter. As a crazy ass man stuck in China throughout his life, I've been super excited about this trip since it's my first time ever to play with some juicy ass. Unfortunately, the overall experience is terrible.

First of all, I was ripped off by my uber driver when I was going from the airport to airbnb. After dropping me off in Usaquen, the scumbag kept the meter running by circling around, and the final bill cost me about 20,000 more. It's not a lot of money, but I find it disgusting.

Then I scheduled a 1 hour session with Danna from Eroticas Bogota. I've read great things about this agency lately, so I decided to give it a shot. I confirmed with the receptionist that Danna was available and went to get a room in a love motel. But after I sent the receptionist the photo of my room key, the asshole told me that "unfortunately, Danna has already committed herself to family matter". On top of that, he recommended a few girls to me. Obviously the bottom-of-the-barrel type that probably nobody has booked before. Fuck off! I will never do business with this agency again.

After the escort thing went south, I decided to give Loutron a try. The bastards that run this place blatantly quoted me "400 mil for the girl, 300 mil for the room, so 700 mil in total for 1 hour". Ridiculous and shameless!

To be honest, Colombia is not my first choice as a mongering destination. My dream land is the legendary bundaland: Brazil. Unfortunately, I didn't get my Brazilian visa in China, so I flew all the way down to Colombia to apply for the visa here because the application requirements are much more lenient. But before I get my Brazilian visa, I still need to find some way to happily monger here. Since Santa Fe is too raunchy for me, it's not an option. Do you guys have any ideas? Please advise. Thank you.

[DJHeywood]

I'm trying to get my baseline risk down to typical large American city, which is tough since my Spanish is still weak for now.

I'm staying in Chapinero, if I dress down, don't draw attention, stay away from sketch spots. At Zona T or the touristy / gringo friendly bars will I still need to be paranoid about my phone S23? Other than Whatsapp / Google translate at the bar, just keeping zipped with a money / phone belt to my stomach. Perhaps just sticking to midscale or upscale dance party bars / clubs with bouncers?

For SF, I'm only taking Uber directly to & from front of the Troya, Fiebre spot. Is it smart to tip a door guy or server specifically to wait for your Uber with you? Or just tip in general right off the bat? Or is that overkill as long as I'm directly in front?

[NyxAssasin]

Just got robbed yesterday around the SF area. Actual location is around the corner of Ave Caracas and Ave El Dorado and during broad daylight around 2 pm. Was coming back from supply shopping and a harmless looking girl was loitering around the buildings at the corner. Thought I'd just go around her but instead she steps in front of me, gets close and pulls out a knife and demands my phone. Unfortunately there was no one around for 50+ yards / meters and well you can't think too much at that time so I just gave it to her. Maybe I could have dropped my stuff and make a run for it towards people, but it's not easy to think when there's a knife a few inches from your face. Well she runs off and I followed her a bit shouting ladron but no one is around and she threatens to stab me so forget it. Anyways I don't bring a nice phone outside, it's like a $70 Motorola and this not being the first time I was robbed in Colombia I don't bring out anything I couldn't afford to lose. My Galaxy S22+ stays indoors and I actually bring a 2nd cheapo phone in case the Motorola gets stolen which it did. The problem with this is that I'm not sure what I could have done differently. I'm out in the middle of the day and I saw the girl so it's not like I was unaware. It's also really odd to stop walking forward if you see a lone person in front with no one around you, it probably makes you look even more like a potential victim. Stay safe all.

So sorry to hear that.

I live in the nearby Hyatt Place Convention Center. After learning about your incident I am quite worried about the area surrounding my hotel.

[LatinaLover#1]

Just got robbed yesterday around the SF area. Actual location is around the corner of Ave Caracas and Ave El Dorado and during broad daylight around 2 pm. Was coming back from supply shopping and a harmless looking girl was loitering around the buildings at the corner. Thought I'd just go around her but instead she steps in front of me, gets close and pulls out a knife and demands my phone. Unfortunately there was no one around for 50+ yards / meters and well you can't think too much at that time so I just gave it to her. Maybe I could have dropped my stuff and make a run for it towards people, but it's not easy to think when there's a knife a few inches from your face. Well she runs off and I followed her a bit shouting ladron but no one is around and she threatens to stab me so forget it. Anyways I don't bring a nice phone outside, it's like a $70 Motorola and this not being the first time I was robbed in Colombia I don't bring out anything I couldn't afford to lose. My Galaxy S22+ stays indoors and I actually bring a 2nd cheapo phone in case the Motorola gets stolen which it did. The problem with this is that I'm not sure what I could have done differently. I'm out in the middle of the day and I saw the girl so it's not like I was unaware. It's also really odd to stop walking forward if you see a lone person in front with no one around you, it probably makes you look even more like a potential victim. Stay safe all.

I'm not a fan of SF but for some guys its heaven. Any talk of danger in SF and the fans of SF will come down on you. However, there are lots of areas as dangerous and even more dangerous than SF.

I think its rare in the center of SF in front of the clubs because the owners of the clubs have a vested interest to keep it low key. I have tried to warn guys for years about the dangers of Bogota.

Time of day, crowded areas do not gurantee you of any security. Although time and area will effect your chances of a mugging, to some degree. People around mean NOTHING, Bogotanos WILL NOT GET INVOLVED.

My girlfriend of 5 years had her 5th phone stolen in 5 years, last week, at lunch time, in el centro with lots of people around.

She is doing her internship at a large engineering firm, from 7 to 1 and then 2 to 7 at class in the Nat'l University. As she made her way into the street half running from the transmilenio platform a big black Colombian with a large knife jumped in front of her and put the knife into her side and demand her phone, wallet computer etc. In her back pack. She stalled a bit hoping someone would step in, of course NO ONE did and never will. He got pissed she wasn't moving fast enough. By this time she got her phone out of her bag he grabbed it, punched her in the eye, breaking her glasses and cutting her on the side of her face, just missing her eye. He ran away. Immediately another man came up to her, didn't offer help, only asked her what did he steal from you. WHY you ask? Because they were working together, he was in on the robbery and wanted to know what his accomplice stole so the thief couldn't hold out on him. She then saw him talking to thief as they disappeared into the crowd. Bogota is dangerous, don't listen to anyone who tells you different, if they haven't been robbed yet its because they have not spent a enouhgh time in Bogota yet or don't live there.

[RamblingRickey]

Good report Jack, but you picked the absolute worst spas. Virtually all spas between CL72 and 100, and east of CR20 are ripoff joints in my opinion. You get better value and performance in the spas further north, past Mezz.

What are the names of the other spas in this area you mention?

Many thanks.

[RamblingRickey]

Gentlemen,

I will be staying near Absolut, and not sure I can leave Zona Rosa. A few questions:

1. What will BBBJ cost me at Absolut (an hour session)? Is it fairly common or are they all CBJ there?

2. Is it hard to get an Absolut girl to come to your hotel in the evening or even do GFE?

3. What other spas are within safe walk of Absolut.

4. Any freelancers to be found at the casinos, restaurants, or hotels in this area?

Gracias.

[XXL]

If the phone is started up and google or equivalent is activated, yes. But that is not what happens. And even if it is. What are you going to do.

I have been told, and I experienced. They never restart the phone, they take out the battery then the SIM, and sell the phone for parts. Hopefully no one then is successful at stealing information. Not sure if that is possible at that point.

The SIM can be critical for stealing infos due to a SIM being used for 2 F verifications or recovery of mail accounts etc. Therefore it is imperative to use a local throwaway SIM in any cheap phone. Anyway, this kind of mishap makes you think twice about wanting to live in Colombia rather than (in my case) Thailand.

[Zeos1]

Sorry to hear what happened. I thought all modern phones are locatable.

If the phone is started up and google or equivalent is activated, yes. But that is not what happens. And even if it is. What are you going to do.

I have been told, and I experienced. They never restart the phone, they take out the battery then the SIM, and sell the phone for parts. Hopefully no one then is successful at stealing information. Not sure if that is possible at that point.