Bogota Reports

[Woodman09]

Coming to Bogota first time the weekend of June 7, if anyone is in town let me know if you're up to check anywhere out. May stay at Tequendema, but may just stay in Chapinero for an area with more walkable restaurants for a gringo with beginner Spanish (still researching neighborhoods though). Definitely getting a Woodman tour for SF clubs and a couple Eroticas Bogota escorts for some dates.

Way more walkable in the downtown area-- plenty of restaurants, good areas-- tourist places.

[DJHeywood]

Coming to Bogota first time the weekend of June 7, if anyone is in town let me know if you're up to check anywhere out. May stay at Tequendema, but may just stay in Chapinero for an area with more walkable restaurants for a gringo with beginner Spanish (still researching neighborhoods though). Definitely getting a Woodman tour for SF clubs and a couple Eroticas Bogota escorts for some dates.

[UsaInEurope]

I'm a veteran of this scene. Fucking my way across my 5th continent. So I know what's up and how to act. And how to negotiate and what the price of pussy is in a location.

Land at Venus Club around 9 and it's pretty dead. One gorda dancing and the rest were kinda enh. The porn on the TV was more entertaining.

So I left around 9:45 and walked around to see the street scene. Not many lookers and the couple decents were asking 100 mil. I laughed and said I'd pay 50 m and they said no. OK have fun standing around.

So then I went into a couple clubs on Carrera 16 and dead as a doornail. So went back around, talked to some more puntas and checked out Fiebre. Now this is where the bullshit started. Got my beer and sat at one of the last tables. About 3 minutes later, some security fuck tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to move to a table behind a group of guys so I could stare at their faces instead of the stage. I wasn't moving -- I'm a paying customer and just got here. Just because they are 3 guys and I'm only one doesn't mean I move to the back of the room. So I sat my ground and they sat at the table over to the side. That's some bullshit. Then the girls there are just plastic and not that great. Much less mileage on the dances I saw than at Venus -- most didn't even pull down their panties or let the guys finger or suck. That's some bullshit.

So I poked my head into Paisas. Dead as a doornail.

So around 10:15 I went back into Venus as I liked the playfulness of the girls and to see if it picked up. It did. So I get my beer and a black girl grabs me at the bar and deep kisses me, pulls her nipple out and shows me her panty-less pussy under her dress. Well Hello, dear! Trying to push the public stuff I ask for a dance and show her I wasn't wearing undies either. She freaked out a bit, said there are cameras (so?) and then continued with a pretty good dance. 20 mil. Fine.

Then the bullshit starts. She said 60 mil for medio hora downstairs. I made her say it twice. Media hora. 60 mil pesos. So we go upstairs and I give her 20 m for the bailar and 60 m for the fuck. Then she says 10 m more. I guess that was for the condom. Fine. So we start fucking and about 10 minutes in she pulls me out, rips the condom off and starts talking rapidly in non-understandable spanish asking for more money to continue. I ask simple questions and tell her she's wasting my time and to get back on the bed and she refuses. So that escalates in the room and now I'm not even horny -- I'm so fucking pissed at this punta. So I tell the bartender downstairs that she's a ripoff artist and she comes and tries to slow hand my back and smile. I about spit in her face but didn't and left. That's some bullshit. Didn't get her name -- about 5'8, black, dreads (not colored -- there were two girls who looked like this and the one with colored hair and braces was cool, this one didn't have braces and had black hair).

[Woodman09]

All the places I have been that do that they just usually pull a random guy on stage and a lot of times it takes them to coax the guy. It is not like you can just say tonight I am going to go to Club X and fuck a chick on stage.

1985 in a club in Kings Cross in Sydney-.

[Mr Enternational]

I am not sure how they decide to do that-- But I guess you could make it happen by talking to someone-- It might be more now-- Probably only certain girls are willing.

All the places I have been that do that they just usually pull a random guy on stage and a lot of times it takes them to coax the guy. It is not like you can just say tonight I am going to go to Club X and fuck a chick on stage.

[DJHeywood]

I am not sure how they decide to do that-- But I guess you could make it happen by talking to someone-- It might be more now-- Probably only certain girls are willing.

Other things they do are stripper lapdance specials with 2-3 strippers for $20-30 mil+ They do these kind of specials at Troya and Atonis-.

I don't like them because sometimes it's rushed and I like to pick the girl for my lapdances.

Get To Santa Fe and Bang Away-- LMAO!

That sounds so fun, excited to make my 1st trip in June.

[UsaInEurope]

Get To Santa Fe and Bang Away-- LMAO!

Hahahahahaha.

On my way tonight! Maybe gringo dick will make an appearance 😂.

[Woodman09]

So for $2. 38 you can fuck a girl on a stage at a strip club? That's outstanding!

I am not sure how they decide to do that-- But I guess you could make it happen by talking to someone-- It might be more now-- Probably only certain girls are willing.

Other things they do are stripper lapdance specials with 2-3 strippers for $20-30 mil+ They do these kind of specials at Troya and Atonis-.

I don't like them because sometimes it's rushed and I like to pick the girl for my lapdances.

Get To Santa Fe and Bang Away-- LMAO!

[UsaInEurope]

I have seen a few shows at Venus. They always are on busy nights-- I remember one they had a hung black guy banging -- They usually will charge the guy 10 mil-- maybe more now.

More often they do Lesbo shows. Speaking of kneepads lotsa girls wear them on stage and they really get going sliding on the floor-- It's Fantastic.

So for $2. 38 you can fuck a girl on a stage at a strip club? That's outstanding!

[Zeos1]

Anyone know someone or the best place to get BB Greek in Bogota? Will be there May 20th to 22.

Probably some trannies, but watch out for the HIV.

[Woodman09]

Hi -- finishing up a 6-week South American extravaganza in Bogota, arriving tomorrow. I'm still hoping to find someone who wants to meet up, we both grab a girl and take them to the same room. Can stay with our own or switch them out, but would love to watch a hot girl getting fucked while balls deep inside another.

Even if that's not your thing, let's hang at Venus and maybe get some kneepads! (is that really true -- you can fuck a girl on the stage? That's outstanding!

"We were in Venus and this guy banged this pretty hot stripper right on stage.

First she gave him a BJ while sitting in a chair and then he banged her doggie style on the stage. They even gave him kneepads!

I have seen a few shows at Venus. They always are on busy nights-- I remember one they had a hung black guy banging -- They usually will charge the guy 10 mil-- maybe more now.

More often they do Lesbo shows. Speaking of kneepads lotsa girls wear them on stage and they really get going sliding on the floor-- It's Fantastic.

[UsaInEurope]

Hi -- finishing up a 6-week South American extravaganza in Bogota, arriving tomorrow. I'm still hoping to find someone who wants to meet up, we both grab a girl and take them to the same room. Can stay with our own or switch them out, but would love to watch a hot girl getting fucked while balls deep inside another.

Even if that's not your thing, let's hang at Venus and maybe get some kneepads! (is that really true -- you can fuck a girl on the stage? That's outstanding!

"We were in Venus and this guy banged this pretty hot stripper right on stage.

First she gave him a BJ while sitting in a chair and then he banged her doggie style on the stage. They even gave him kneepads!

[BlueChange]

Dulce 130 K + 50 K oral naturale.

Hit the pages and came across Dulce. Wow. That face is amazing. I saw one review and it was actually her. While yes it is her, she has however either had a baby or put on about 28 lbs. Her boobs droop a bit.

I arrive to a grey door and step inside a deli to use my phone (this is a part of Chapinero where I had my phone robbed so I am extra cautious) I text and confirm it's there. A man peaks his head out and he lets the door open.

He says "esta aqui para dulce" I say "si" he instructs me to wait.

Inside it is one of the worst looking apartments I ever been in. It is half way between consstruction and being condemed. There is a motorcycel parked in the vestibule.

Dulce comes out 30 seconds later. Her face and make up is very very cute. So much that I ignore the weight she gained. She is still sweet though.

I pay her and tell her oral naturale. We get naked and do some light kissing but hardly any tongue. She wipes me down and then pops halls into her mouth and starts to suck. I think she just doesn't like the taste of cock maybe. Anyway Her BJ is a bit too much suction and not enough suave. I try to get her to be more smooth but she just is a bit rough.

We go to fuck and I'm just not really feeling it. I can tell she is not totally there. She looks away and is a bit hesitant to really get into it.

I finally get her to jerk me off onto her tits and then she cleans me up and I leave.

She is ok but I tell you, give her a year of this diet she is on and she is going to be a blimp that won't be able to make 50 Mil a day.

Take care ya'lll. It is her but we prob had the best shot like 8 months ago.

[TigerSong]

Anyone know someone or the best place to get BB Greek in Bogota? Will be there May 20th to 22.

[BarrioSpinners]

Yes-- it is a good idea to ask prices-- This kind of rip-off happens in Texas and California clubs more often-- And it only happens to gringos.

Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.

If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.

Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.

Best mesero for me was the number 10 at Venus. I was after a cutie but she was nowhere around that night and I was leaving in a couple of days so you guys can imagine my anxiety. I also asked her friends but nothing, no one knew where she was. I went straight up to the bosses then and muchacho pulled out whatsapp. She showed up 15 minutes later hand on hand with him. They both did a very good job and I couldn't be more happy. I have to say that Santa Fe treated me very well during my month stay.

One day I will elaborate better the differences between El Centro where I also spent 2 months (I'm an hard core junior street rat), but saying they complete each others is the closest I can get. I loved both.

Some people in previous post complained about waiters being too pushy and I also witness a nearly stand off with a buch Russian idiots on the streets of SF, however I had a completely different experience. I like to talk to them for extra Intel & logistic while I finish my drink to jump in the next club and they were nice guys doing a honest job, always happy to give a little propina.