Cali Reports

[Combo]

Anybody coming to Cali, leaving from Cali and going back to the states, SYNLAB / CLnica Colsanitas is likely the place will come to get a covid test. They are sprinkled all over Cali and open up at 6:30 am and close as early as noon on weekends. Pretty simple process. Come in, take a number, show your passport, fill out paperwork in Spanish, send your itinerary or ticket to labcentenario@colsanitas.com, pay 100,400 pesos for antigen rapid test, wait and get tested in little opaque glassed booth, they will ask if you got the vacuna or vaccine (date and type), either wait for paperwork or they can email (front attended recommended we wait and it takes 6-8 hours for results). Took like an hour to get the test and didn't wait still waiting on results. Time could vary on location and the amount of people waiting. Plan accordingly.

Added in some big ass titty pics from Calea Uno

Oh my! Those look natural.

Yes the relative lack of Gringos (vs Medellin or Cartagena) makes it much easier to get non-pros in Cali. Those that want to go that route, stay at least a couple weeks. Or better yet, go during la Feria when the women are partying and extremely friendly.

[GrownMan1]

And this is why I hardly fuck a hooker in Colombia. I pretty much deal with non-pros then may get some mongering in between them. I have been to Dr Amor and Bar La 20 and hung out where the SWs are, but I have never fucked a hooker in Cali and can recall only fucking 2 in Barranquilla (1 the other day and 1 maybe 12 years ago). There is really no need to. If GM had not told that chick the friends with benefits thing then I am 100% sure that everything would have happened the same, and he would have gone home with those pesos in his pocket, especially after he brought the outfit for her daughter.

I 100% agree! But after going to the DR, Medellin, Cartagena, and Havana; I chose the safer route. I don't just want to save money I want to save understanding. Cali has thrown me off guard and I have been Institutionalized by the DR.

[Mr Enternational]

Again a fluent spanish speaker would totally clean up here.

And this is why I hardly fuck a hooker in Colombia. I pretty much deal with non-pros then may get some mongering in between them. I have been to Dr Amor and Bar La 20 and hung out where the SWs are, but I have never fucked a hooker in Cali and can recall only fucking 2 in Barranquilla (1 the other day and 1 maybe 12 years ago). There is really no need to. If GM had not told that chick the friends with benefits thing then I am 100% sure that everything would have happened the same, and he would have gone home with those pesos in his pocket, especially after he brought the outfit for her daughter.

[Global00]

Anybody coming to Cali, leaving from Cali and going back to the states, SYNLAB / CLnica Colsanitas is likely the place will come to get a covid test. They are sprinkled all over Cali and open up at 6:30 am and close as early as noon on weekends. Pretty simple process. Come in, take a number, show your passport, fill out paperwork in Spanish, send your itinerary or ticket to labcentenario@colsanitas.com, pay 100,400 pesos for antigen rapid test, wait and get tested in little opaque glassed booth, they will ask if you got the vacuna or vaccine (date and type), either wait for paperwork or they can email (front attended recommended we wait and it takes 6-8 hours for results). Took like an hour to get the test and didn't wait still waiting on results. Time could vary on location and the amount of people waiting. Plan accordingly.

Added in some big ass titty pics from Caleña Uno

[Triple Darknes]

I agree with your assessment! Some chicas asked Jr were we Haitians. They have seen more Haitians in the city seeking work than African American tourists. I want to elevate my Spanish and learn salsa before trying BQ.

I just want to foot stomp on this. They saw three Black Men and thought "these guys are Haitians" not on any racism tip it was that they are that unfamilar with African American Mongers. Again not saying there's no African American Men down here but there's only a handful whereas in the DR there's Black dudes all over the place. Here that's rare. To the short bus crowd that's a good thing because you don't get heavily gringo priced like you would in other places. Again you can't fully trust what chicas said but based on how a chica acted when her friend delivered her to me for an epic threesome she said that not only was I the first gringo she's been with but I was the first man she dealt with professionally. Now she wasn't anything worth writing home about but I'm partial to low milage / first timers. Again a fluent spanish speaker would totally clean up here.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[GrownMan1]

Yeah, it is. If it is not virgin mongering territory for foreigners, it is pretty damned close.

I do too like the chill vibe and lack of foreigners. You got to see real Colombian chicks. The two women I met from seeking had not been on dates before. I did not see much in Dr. Amor I liked (only one spinner when I was there) and the women were the only ones who seemed to be familiar with foreigners. That place was too broken in.
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I agree with your assessment! Some chicas asked Jr were we Haitians. They have seen more Haitians in the city seeking work than African American tourists. I want to elevate my Spanish and learn salsa before trying BQ.

[GrownMan1]

Just wanted to shout out Jr. Dude knows ALL the spots and he's responsible for finding that 85,000 peso an hour casa The spot was opened only ten months ago.

He pointed out 4 more casas within 5 blocks in Granada.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

Jr is a real Colombian. He dislikes central and felt Confused why T wanted to walk around the SWs. He walked with us and did a little interpretation but he wasn't enthusiastic. I guess it's because the area was full of poor Venezuelans. No self respecting Colombiano would Entertain the idea of messing with or hanging out in areas where Venezuelans hang out. Not when the Casas are filled with culturally acceptable chicas.

IMHO Cali over all inexpensive. I don't frequent Casas in the DR, but the prices are very reasonable here in Cali. TO think I was going back-and-forth with a chica Who asked for 300,000. I can pay a fifth of that in a Casa With a chica for 30 minutes or a fourth of that price for one hour. My favorite opens up at 10 o'clock in the morning. I will be there at 10:05 bright eyed and bushy tailed.

I really like my Airbnb. We have a two bedroom 2 baths apartment in Granada. Granada is a very safe and clean area. It is sad that this area was not affected by the riots. There are Casas in walking distance as Trip stated. It's about a five minute or $1. 15 drive to central where the SWs and bar 20 is located. I don't have to drive all over the city looking for action. Man I like the city. I cannot wait to get Gogo here.

[Triple Darknes]

I had a tinder connection come through. Dark skin chica 5'2 120 lba. She was very pretty to me. I'll let her know off the rip I was looking for friends with benefits. She was cool with this.

She had a five year old daughter who is artistic and had leukemia. She was nice and I went to Citi trend and bought her daughter a five dollar outfit. I gave her a picture and she fell in love with it.

Her love for her daughter hit my soft spot. I spent another five dollars buying a pair of matching shoes for her daughter. She was so grateful and we haven't met yet.

She and her sister were supposed to come in the morning. However, T was still recovering from last night. I told her it would be best if she came by herself.

She arrived I was very impressed. She was smelling and looking good. Her smooth chocolate skin and her feminine demeanor was icing on the cake. You can tell she had with very low mileage. She wanted to know how many chicas have I met on tagged. I pulled out my calculator and said "100 but when you walked in I forgot about all of them".

I never had a chance to test her skills. It was all about me playing on her playground. She was Smoove and freshly shaved. I gave her a good 10 minutes on the merry go round. She kissed me compassionately during the whole 15 minutes and 22 seconds. 150000, $10 gift for her daughter and 20,000 pesos exit fee. She came and not one time did she ask for taxi money. Uber said 18500 pesos from her location. Body 7 Session 8.

Trip, T, Jr, And myself hit a couple of spots. Before trip came we went to Dr. Amor aka planet plastic. I watched the Tupperware party introduction of about 13 chicas. They were all six and up in the looks department. The place was OK but there Were no bars inside of there. Don't they know beer and naked women go hand-in-hand.

I know they know at Bar 20. It was about 50 guys and eight chicas. Most of the guys were just drinking and sitting like they were not interested in the chicas.

We did go to a casa I really like. The chicas there were more of the girl next door type. There were not any dark chicas but nevertheless those girls were mostly natural and sexy. The price was also decent. 65,000 for 30 minutes and 85,000 for an hour. T Took sexy morena in house for 30 minutes. He was truly happy with his choice and said she kissed him at the end.

Just wanted to shout out Jr. Dude knows ALL the spots and he's responsible for finding that 85,000 peso an hour casa The spot was opened only ten months ago.

He pointed out 4 more casas within 5 blocks in Granada.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

[TomJackin]

I had a tinder connection come through. Dark skin chica 5'2 120 lba. She was very pretty to me. I'll let her know off the rip I was looking for friends with benefits. She was cool with this.

Nicely done!

Keep the reports cumming; some of us old bastards need them!

[GrownMan1]

I had a tinder connection come through. Dark skin chica 5'2 120 lba. She was very pretty to me. I'll let her know off the rip I was looking for friends with benefits. She was cool with this.

She had a five year old daughter who is artistic and had leukemia. She was nice and I went to Citi trend and bought her daughter a five dollar outfit. I gave her a picture and she fell in love with it.

Her love for her daughter hit my soft spot. I spent another five dollars buying a pair of matching shoes for her daughter. She was so grateful and we haven't met yet.

She and her sister were supposed to come in the morning. However, T was still recovering from last night. I told her it would be best if she came by herself.

She arrived I was very impressed. She was smelling and looking good. Her smooth chocolate skin and her feminine demeanor was icing on the cake. You can tell she had with very low mileage. She wanted to know how many chicas have I met on tagged. I pulled out my calculator and said "100 but when you walked in I forgot about all of them".

I never had a chance to test her skills. It was all about me playing on her playground. She was Smoove and freshly shaved. I gave her a good 10 minutes on the merry go round. She kissed me compassionately during the whole 15 minutes and 22 seconds. 150000, $10 gift for her daughter and 20,000 pesos exit fee. She came and not one time did she ask for taxi money. Uber said 18500 pesos from her location. Body 7 Session 8.

Trip, T, Jr, And myself hit a couple of spots. Before trip came we went to Dr. Amor aka planet plastic. I watched the Tupperware party introduction of about 13 chicas. They were all six and up in the looks department. The place was OK but there Were no bars inside of there. Don't they know beer and naked women go hand-in-hand.

I know they know at Bar 20. It was about 50 guys and eight chicas. Most of the guys were just drinking and sitting like they were not interested in the chicas.

We did go to a casa I really like. The chicas there were more of the girl next door type. There were not any dark chicas but nevertheless those girls were mostly natural and sexy. The price was also decent. 65,000 for 30 minutes and 85,000 for an hour. T Took sexy morena in house for 30 minutes. He was truly happy with his choice and said she kissed him at the end.

[GrownMan1]

The way you write the story gives a incredible vibe mate, you've got some good talent! I enjoyed reading you.

Thank you for reading it and taking time to respond.

[GrownMan1]

WTF! Am I reading this correctly, some stupid guy paid 450,000 for an all night with a puta he pulled from the 20 bar in Cali? Cali and the 20 bar? Really?

Yes I have been to the 20 a few times along with visits and pulling putas from just about every bar and club and street walker in every other city and place and pueblo in the all of Colombia including the Vera and Botero and Park Lleras here in my home city of Medellin BUT 450 mil in Cali, really?

Yes and I made it very clear to him he can have her for 80,000 pesos in house. He was insisting that he did not want her in house. No negotiate pay her what she asked for. I learned a long time ago not to over reason with non rationing people. T Was in his zone. His birthday, money, and decision. I'm not going to argue to deaf ears. I know when to walk away and I know when to run.

[Prelude141]

The next day T says she got him. The 5'7 140 lb Morena he pulled from out of bar 20 Made him tap out. He had been salivating over her for the last two hours, I thought he was ready. It was his birthday and she was his birthday choice.

The last time I saw T tapped out was in Boca Chica when he had hood chicas whom wanted to share him. Even when we return to our rooms he wasn't requesting a round two. He gave her dress, an extra 50,000 pesos, and his utmost respect.

Leche Papi leche and KLK is a Dominican Thang. It's safe to say now that Colombian chicas provide better service. T aka Mr 2000 pumps is a living testimony.

The way you write the story gives a incredible vibe mate, you've got some good talent! I enjoyed reading you.

[The Tall Man]

I met up with trip. He, my partner T and myself went to hang out at Bar 20. Trip was explaining to us the different layouts of Dr. Amor and bar 20. We surveyed the scene and decided to go to Dr. Amor.

It was my partner T's birthday. T was moving around like he was sleepy but I new the deal. We got to bar 20 and he chose the girl from out of there. Her price was 80000 in house.

T was determined to take her back to the place for all night. She told him all night was 450000 including Bar fine if there was one. T didn't care he wanted her no negotiations. If it's cool with you was cool with me.

We get back to the room, walk outside for some air, and I lock the door with the keys inside. It was about 12 midnight.

I finally got security (Jr) because the home owner didn't answer. He came and tried a lot of keys but told us we would have to wait until in the morning. T was pissed. We didn't even make it down the stairs until I realize I didn't have the keys..

WTF! Am I reading this correctly, some stupid guy paid 450,000 for an all night with a puta he pulled from the 20 bar in Cali? Cali and the 20 bar? Really?

Yes I have been to the 20 a few times along with visits and pulling putas from just about every bar and club and street walker in every other city and place and pueblo in the all of Colombia including the Vera and Botero and Park Lleras here in my home city of Medellin BUT 450 mil in Cali, really?

Your turning the 20 bar in fucking Cali into a Gusto bar located in Park Lleras in Poblado, just my dos pesos, enough said. I guess some gringo guys have stupid tattooed on their foreheads for the putas to take advantage of. Dumb is as dunb does, WTF!

I get it that it's your money and you can spend it any way you want [Deleted by Admin].

Much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

[GrownMan1]

The next day T says she got him. The 5'7 140 lb Morena he pulled from out of bar 20 Made him tap out. He had been salivating over her for the last two hours, I thought he was ready. It was his birthday and she was his birthday choice.

The last time I saw T tapped out was in Boca Chica when he had hood chicas whom wanted to share him. Even when we return to our rooms he wasn't requesting a round two. He gave her dress, an extra 50,000 pesos, and his utmost respect.

Leche Papi leche and KLK is a Dominican Thang. It's safe to say now that Colombian chicas provide better service. T aka Mr 2000 pumps is a living testimony.