Calle 17 and #5 N-33.8-10 Chicas. Prices: __k 20 min. , 60 k 30 min. , _k hour. Whatsapp 315-587- 5527, Cells: 301-625-0666,316-559-354. Hours: Monday to Saturday 11 am to 9 pm, closed Sundays and Holidays.
Welcome to Cali! A city where stop signs and red lights are merely recommendations after midnight.
First and foremost, I want to thank World Travel 69 for his excellent map and BayBoy for his recommendations. There was very little information that I found, but World Travel 69's map was golden! I always try to update his maps whenever I visit the countries. This trip, it was truly a challenge because there were so many damn places to go. I focused mainly on the clubs, not the casas. In four nights, I never made it to all the clubs, but I really tried DAMMIT!
Logistics:
Flight:
You can get coach flights out of San Diego for around $970 and change.
Logging:
I rented a nice two bedroom apartment on Airbnb for $100 per night. The place was a rooftop penthouse with a jacuzzi and my host was great. It was located in a very nice barrio called Granada.
Weather:
The weather was in the 80's during the day, but the city cooled down nicely after the sun went down; when I do the most damage!.
Money:
The currency is in thousands, which takes a day or two to get used to. Fuck, I hate math! On the average, the rate was 3000 to 1 US. So basically, I just divided by 3 and it seemed to work out. The small bills are a fucking waste of time! For example, the 1000 note is worth 33 pinche cents!
Exchanging dollars:
My host warned me about changing dollars at the bank or western union. He said they offer 10-20% below the official exchange rate. But, I did not want to simply trust my credit cards with the ATMs. Thus, I brought cash and went to one of the banks the second day. What a fucking ordeal! I was in the bank for over an hour, filling out paperwork, and giving them my fingerprints; lesson learned. It took forever and a day to get out of that damn bank!
Getting around town:
I rarely used taxis during my stay. I used one from the airport to the apartment, it costs 60 K. When I was in a hurry, I used a few taxis; they were dirt cheap. Even cheaper, I used Uber most of the time. The first night, I met a taxi driver named Edward. I used him for the four nights. We agreed on an hourly rate. I like having the security of someone waiting for me. Because some of the places I went, most would be scared to get out of the car, no less, enter the place.
Language:
Very few chicas, taxi drivers, and restaurant workers knew how to speak anything but Spanish. I struggled at times, but that was part of the fun of exploring a different country.
Communication:
I have the T-Mobile North American plan. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I started chatting with my apartment host before I left. As long as I had a WiFi signal, WhatsApp was free of charge. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.
Where and what I ate in Cali. First off, if you are seeking great chow, Colombia should not be your first stop! I really did not have a lot of time to eat at restaurants; too busy running the streets naked. But there were a few places with decent food:
Il forno. Pasta dish called Sicilana.
El Valencia. Paella with beef, chicken, and ribs.
La Cerveceria. Cordon bleu.
Macarroni's. Lasagna.
Koky. Late night chow, open until 6 AM.
All of the other food I ate was unmemorable.
The Venues:
First off, I'm not a big casa type person. But I was determined to hit every club on the map. However, Colombia decided to have a damn election during my visit. Thus, my last night, Saturday, there were no bars, clubs, or discos operating after 6 PM. It was not a problem because all the girls were not working and were hitting me up on WhatsApp, so I had my favorite of the trip come by for a couple of hours.
I was determined to gather as much information as possible. In each bar / club / venue, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. The fichas were various prices, I am quoting the lowest ficha price.
I don't drink beer or whisky, so in many of the places, I was shit out of luck. Some places offered shots of rum and tequila, which I could live with. Otherwise, I just had a tasty bottle of water; sad, huh? In every place I went, sex onsite and offsite was available. I will mention my favorite places at the end of my club listings. All prices are in thousands. Thus, 20 is twenty thousand.
Club: Calenas VIP.
Cover: 10, included one beer.
My drink: 20.
Ficha: 20.
Sex: 200/30 - 300/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 12.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 1 am.
Comments: Nice club, my chica was very entertaining!
Club: Mansion Calenas.
Cover: none.
My drink: only had beer and whisky.
Ficha: 20.
Sex: 200/30 - 250/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 10.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 2 am.
Comments: Nice small club with a pool in the middle; no, I didn't go swimming, but I wanted to!
Club: Deluxe.
Cover: none.
My drink: only had beer and whisky.
Ficha: 24.
Sex: 300/30 - 400/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 12.
Quality of chicas: very good to damn hot.
Night / Time: Thursday 11 pm.
Comments: Very nice club with hot women!
Club: Adorable Girls in Fantasies.
Cover: none.
My drink: 8 shot of rum.
Ficha: 8.
Sex: 50/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 6.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 11:30 pm.
Comments: It's a small place and kind of hard to find. La Madrina was very nice.
Club: Pasarela Light.
Cover: none.
My drink: Shared a half bottle of vodka with a chica for 80.
Ficha: ?
Sex: 100/30 - 200/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 5.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 12:30 am.
Comments: Nice place with friendly chicas and staff.
Club: Eventos Liz.
Cover: none.
My drink: 25.
Ficha: 25.
Sex: 70-80/30 - 100-120/1 hour, depending on the chica.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 1 am.
Comments: As soon as La Madrina saw me, she attacked me from the rear, and she wanted to introduce me to all her chicas, she was a really a nice woman. She brought over her best chica and we all had a drink together. I really liked the place.
Club: Flores Frescas.
Cover: 10, included one beer.
My drink: 40.
Ficha: 40.
Sex: 210/30 - 260/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 8.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 1:40 am.
Comments: Very nice place, but hard to find. Very dark building with high security.
Before I report on these next clubs, I want to share my thoughts on El Centro. I went during the daylight hours, which was a good call. The area is not for the faint of heart. It's pretty rough and not a place that you would what to walk around, especially if you have blonde hair like me. My Uber driver was hesitant to drop me off in front of Bar La Veinte 1. I told him, don't worry, I'll be fine (I hoped).
As I left Bar La Veinte 1 to go over to Bar La Veinte 2, I asked the security guard where Bar Gardenias was located. It was a few doors down with a blue awning. After I checked out Bar Gardenias, I was walking past the security guard and he asked me where I was going. I told him I was headed to Bar Soreno, which was about a block away.
The security guard told me that it was obvious that I was a gringo and insisted that I should not walk in the area. So, I took a fucking taxi to Bar Soreno, even though the place was just a block away. But, I salute the security guard for being concerned for my safety; it was thoughtful.
Club: Bar La Veinte 1.
Cover: none.
My drink: shot tequila, 4.
Ficha: shot Baileys, 6.
Sex: 60/30 - 120/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: too many to count.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Thursday 5:30 pm.
Comments: Huge place with tons of women strolling around.
Club: Bar La Veinte 2.
Comments: Across the street from Bar La Veinte 1. I poked my head in there and there were only two chicas. It was around 6:10 pm on Thursday.
Club: Bar Gardenias.
Comments: The place is close to Bar La Veinte 2. I poked my head in there and there was only one chica. It was around 6:15 pm on Thursday.
Club: Bar Soreno.
Cover: none.
My drink: 5 rum shot.
Ficha: 5 rum shot.
Sex: 40/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20+.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Thursday 6:30 pm.
Comments: I was sitting next to this young cutie and we started chatting. I bought her a shot and we started discussing prices. She said in was 40 for 30 minutes. I told her it takes me at least 10 minutes to take off and put on my clothes. I asked about an hour, and she said 90. I said, "What the fuck? You can't more than double the fucking price!" She just laughed, and said, OK, 80 is fine. Off we went! I left there around 8 pm and the war zone was in full operation. Tons of people laying on the streets and many others just standing around that seem to have no purpose in life, so it seemed. The club seemed to close around 8 because all the girls cleared out and when I was outside, the club locked their doors. A called for an Uber and when he arrived, he gave me that look of, "What in the fuck are you doing in El Centro?" We chatted and had a good laugh at my expense.
Club: El Faraon.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 5.
Ficha: 13.
Sex: 70/30 - 120/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 7.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Thursday 11:30 pm.
Comments: Nice little place with a friendly staff.
Club: Platino.
Cover: none.
My drink: 10.
Ficha: 12.
Sex: 60/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 6.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Thursday midnight.
Comments: Nice little place with a friendly staff.
Club: Escoces.
Cover: none.
My drink: 25.
Ficha: 25.
Sex: 250/30 - 400/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 30+.
Quality of chicas: very good to fucking hot.
Night / Time: Thursday 12:30 am.
Comments: Great club, pricy, but a very entertaining place. RED FLAG: when a chica asks, "Dollars or Pesos?
Club: Olimpus.
Cover: 10, nothing included.
My drink: water 3.
Ficha: 13.
Sex: 55/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20+.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Thursday 1 am.
Comments: This place was a hoot! Half of the chicas were buck naked, so I just had to find out why! The naked chicas were the lap dancers. So at some point, the music changed, and the naked chicas were bouncing all over the customers. I enjoyed the place!
Club: Spartacus.
Cover: ?
My drink: ?
Ficha: ?
Sex: never got the answer.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 1.
Quality of the only chica: good.
Night / Time: Friday 7 pm.
Comments: This was a strange place. I never made it past the front door. An older man asked me what I was looking for and I replied chicas. There was one chica sitting next to the door and she offered me an hour and a half massage for 130. Then I asked about sex and she told me it would cost more and we could discuss pricing during the massage; I left at that point. SKIP this place!
Club: Hero's.
Comments: We looked for this place for 15-20 minutes. Called the phone number; not in service. This place no longer exist.
Club: Venu's.
Comments: We looked for this place for 15-20 minutes. Called the phone number; not in service. This place no longer exist.
Club: Casa Blanca (White House), ex Corazon El Ray Cali.
Cover: none.
My drink: 10.
Ficha: 10.
Sex: 50/30 - 100/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 6.
Quality of chicas: Just OK.
Night / Time: Friday 10 pm.
Comments: I was told the place has 18-20 chicas, but many come later in the evening.
Club: Dinas.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 4.
Ficha: 14.
Sex: 85/30 - 125/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 10:30 pm.
Comments: Nice club with some nice chicas.
Club: Cupidos.
Cover: none.
My drink: shot 5.
Ficha: beer 10.
Sex: 55/30 - 85/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15+.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Friday 11:15 am.
Comments: A nice small club with a friendly staff.
Club: Tangas.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 5.
Ficha: shot 13.
Sex: 80/30 - 105/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 11:40 pm.
Comments: Nice club, but way too many fucking stairs. If I remember correctly, I had to walk up three flights of stairs to get in the club.
Club: Florecitas Cache.
Comments: Around midnight on Friday, we found this place. Quite a local place and Edward told me that is was very cheap and dangerous to boot. In the doorway of the place, there were two fat ugly women wearing skin tight clothing; yuck! We both decided it was better if we just drove away; and we did!
Club: JC.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 3.
Ficha: beer 10/ redbull 15.
Sex: 90/30 - 160/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 12:10 am.
Comments: Nice club with some pretty chicas.
Club: La Piscina (next door to JC).
Cover: none.
My drink: shot 5.
Ficha: 10.
Sex: 100/30 - 200/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 12:40 am.
Comments: Nice big club with a pool to boot. I decided it would be my last club of the romp, so I chose a dark skinned hottie and she abused me for an hour!
Other information:
There are five bars / clubs on Carrera 15 that are all close to each other:
Club Social La 15.
Copacabana.
Club Bar La 33.
El Son de las Muecas.
Bar Vanidades.
Edward highly recommended for me not to explore those bars; for safety reasons. I trusted his judgment. I'll let someone else take the plunge on those bars / clubs.
As you can see, I explored as many places as I could. Sometimes trip reports seem like a lot of work, but I had fun gathering information and chatting with the chicas.
If I had any "Must See" clubs, these would be my suggestions in no particular order:
Calenas VIP.
Deluxe.
Eventos Liz.
Flores Frescas.
Bar La Veinte #1 - refer to my notes on El Centro.
San Soreno. Refer to my notes on El Centro.
Esconces.
Olimpus. The naked chicas factor!
La Piscina.
Street girls:
I saw many when driving through El Centro, but they looked pretty rough. I saw some around my barrio Granada, but did not want to stop and chat with them. Dammit, I was on a mission!
Cupid:
Had one date, but got too busy running the streets.
Tinder:
No luck whatsoever.
Overall thoughts on Cali:
I had a great time! I enjoyed what this city had to offer, especially the chicas. The city was fun to explore and the people were very friendly. I also like the fact that I HAD to speak Spanish to communicate with the chicas. I had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community.
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