Cali Reports

[Mr Enternational]

We were in Cali at the beginning of November and hooked up with some non-pros who spent the night with us. My friend returned to Cali two weeks ago to see his. He doesn't speak Spanish and she doesn't speak English. He stayed 3 days at the Sheraton Four Points. Today he told me that when he was about to leave she told him that he had to give her COP 300, 000. He said he laughed at her and gave her taxi money to get back home. WTF?

[Member #4018]

I visited Cali a week ago with a 3 day stay. Took the 4:30 pm Sunday February 18 from Miami direct. Arrived in Cali at 8 pm. Had a non-pro meeting me in the airport. I met her via the internet. She arrives with a friend and from there we go. We drop off her friend and head for the hotel. Stayed at Aparthotel Del Rio 110,000 per night. I got a headached from the non-pro talking so I told her that I was leaving a day early. She says it's best because she has to go to school later in the day anyway. We take a cab to Frisby's, eat, and return to the hotel so she can get her clothes. So, off she goes and off I go, for some mongering.

I shower and then decide to visit Clinica del Amor. There are guys who I guess were waiting for their favorite chicas. I'm greeted by the host and then she brings in the girls. I made my choice after the first greet. I like curvy women, and she had extremely nice curves. So after the routine I pay and off we go. I ask for a pic and she thinks it's for the net. I tell her that I'll just snap a shot from behind and we're all happy. She goes for it. We session and then talk. I ask about her visiting me after work. She says yes and I should come back between 8:45-9pm so we can leave together. I say no, just come to the hotel (my dumb mistake). I session again, and then leave to eat again.

I ended up at Frisby's again, email Mr Enternational, and then return for some rest before the chica arrives. After 9:15, I figure she's not coming. So I order some food, eat, and then prepare for the night. I check out Club Faroah (sp?), grab a water, and look around. It's not that great but I found someone to session with. I figured if I didn't session, I would regret it when I returned. So I take 1 hour with her and then return to the hotel.

I leave Sunday morning to return home. Pics of the room and the chica are in the photo gallery.

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[Cubanut]

Master Yoda,

Non pros are always more selective in most Latin countries. The exception I would say is Cuba. Many young Cubanas hook up with older Cubans for whatever reason other than money (remember I said older Cubans and not Gringos).

Since you say you don't care much for non-pros then this shpould not be an issue because there are plenty of pros.


Cheers,


Cubanut

[Master Yoda]

I dont know one colombian that is faithful its almost like your expected to cheat if your a man. Cali is realy not that dangerous if you go with the right people i.e they do not take you to the bad parts of the city. The girls are good looking but they are definitly typical in Cali

Thanks for the info Charkboy. I am in the DR right now and at the moment the non-pro scene in Santiago sucks. I don't know what these gringos have been talking about but you need game here. I speak excellent spanish so no one can say shit to me about not being able to speak the language. Its not like shooting fish in a barrel like some guys have you believe. I spoke to a friend of mine from Cali. We are about the same age and he has shown me a couple of chicas that he has banged nothing really hot just average. Anyway he was telling me he gets turned down alot more than he gets success. And the only women he can pull are the ones with kids. So unless he is BSing me it sounds like Cali isn't any different. He lives in San Antonio now. I wonder what kind of a place that is.

[Dwayne]

I made my second trip to Cali last weekend and had another good time. Naturally the salsa clubs are always off the hook but I also checked out cancha panamericana. My novia es a caleña so I didn't have too much time to check out P4P.

This is Cali's version of their sports complex, kinda.. similar to what MDE has but not as nice. Anyways if you are looking to get in some exercise there are about 8 basketball courts and there are folks always out there balling. Since Cali's warm you have a lot more people playing basketball than in other cities like Bogotá.

Ok. Don't like basketball well cacha panamericana is still worth a visit for the best Cholados (similar to salpicon but better) and you also have a lot of folks selling pirate CDs so if you want to pick up some good salsa (Grupo Nice, Guayacan, etc.) it's worth a stop.

Cheers,

D

[Cubanut]

Cali is fantastic, but it can be dangerous ... it's true.
Not everyone can just start kicking someone's ass like SKUG.

Suerte!

Ricker,

You've got your break Amigo. My apologies.

I was wondering where you got that "Cali is very safe" qoute and had to go back to Skug37's 1-28-07 post which I had not read before.

I was commenting on Skug37's post from yesterday 2-24-07 whereas you were commenting on his post from 1-28-07 where he stated Cali is "Very Safe".

I'm in agreement with you that it is a city where you can keep your guard up and still have alot of fun.


Cheers,


Cubanut

[AddictedToWomen]

on the flip side, i have yet to have any colombian in a large city tell me of police mistreating average citizens or being disrestful. i'm not syaing it never happens but in my city the police (especially the females) have gotten out of hand to the point that we wonder who the criminals really are.

your post deserves a more considered reply that i have time to give right now: i'll try and return to it in the near future.

but on this issue, police corruption and violence is indemic in colombia. the establishment of a police complaints bureau, against the wishes of the army, has been one step to trying to make it a professional force, but there's a long way to go.

the police regularly use [CodeWord123], violence, and murder against factions and individuals in society, and are happy to stand by whilst honest citizens beat the shit out of criminals knowing that this, in many cases, is the best form of justice the society can deliver.

and for that reason i'm coming to the opinion that, whilst for sure this needs to be reigned in, it also needs to remain until an better form of protecting society from real criminals is put in place. we cannot judge colombian police by the standards we would wish to apply to police forces in the us or europe.

[Ricker]

Don't worry about a thing. I spent about 5 weeks there about 6 months ago and never felt safer. There are police officers on every corner. I stayed with some friends in a supposedly "unsafe" area, but I just noticed that the only difference was that it was better secured than other areas. I only had one problem-that turned out to be an incident that made me feel even safer there. Some guy started follwing me, asking where I was going, what I wanted, etc. He was starting to annoy me, so I just started kicking his ass....

Give me a break Cuba ... I don't think the place is a war zone, I love visiting Cali, I'm there quite often, I have an apartment in Cali with mi novia, I'll be back there tommorrow.

I invite and encourage everyone to visit Cali. They'll meet some great chicas and have a great time.

Just not a good idea to be saying it's "very safe" (the title of his post), "don't worry about a thing."

Cali is fantastic, but it can be dangerous ... it's true.
Not everyone can just start kicking someone's ass like SKUG.

Suerte!

[Cubanut]

ricker,

skug37 never stated that cali was "absolutely safe" so i'd give the guy a break on that because your statement insinuates that he did.

addictedtowomen,

you wrote:
if you think that colombia is as safe as any large american city, you're a fool.
end

i think it is "safe to say" that one can not compare a country (colombia) to any large american city, as you stated. however in comparison of countries, colombia vs usa, you are more at risk in colombia when you leave the big cities which is the reverse in the usa (you are less at risk when you leave the big cities).

i myself think that large colombian cities are just as dangerous as large american cities. more often than not it will more likely depend on the person that gets himself into trouble as opposed to it coming to him. are there exceptions to this? of course there are.

btw- in my home usa city last week, the city settled million dollar payouts to families of persons shot dead by the police. in both (separate) cases the people shot did not have a weapon. in one case the person flipped open a cell phone and the other had sunglasses in their hand. both were percieved as weapons at the time they were shot. many oficers (male and female) are brutal and disrespectful. i have family on the city police payroll that have refused to work with some of their peers because of it. i have a couple of friends in the city counsil that say the city has paid out an average of 45 million dollars over the last 5 years in cases involving police brutality as well.

on the flip side, i have yet to have any colombian (in a large city) tell me of police mistreating average citizens or being disrestful. i'm not saying it never happens (may even be the norm) but in my city, the police (especially the females) have gotten out of hand to the point that we wonder who the criminals really are.


cheers,



cubanut

[Surfer]

Why confine yourself to the markets where the poor shop? Go find the hottest babes at Chipachape or one of the nightclubs on the Sexta, wait until the BF goes to the head, and then go up and offer her 30,000 Pesos to screw you. To quote those Guinness ads you see on TV "Brilliant!"

This reminds me of this guy posting about how he knew Russian airliners were safe, despite the statistics, because he had sat and watched them take off and land "several times" without incident.

[AddictedToWomen]

Can anyone please suggest what would be the best city to monger for a first timer(very little spanish speaking skills).

Cartagena or MDE or Cali or Bogota?

I prefer light skinned Colombianas.

Thanks for all the help

I love Cali: the climate, the women, everything. But if you're a first-time vistor I think I'd go somewhere safer for now. Guys here rave about the MDE chicas but I personally prefer BOG.

Or go to The Mansion etc and take a sampler.

[AddictedToWomen]

I’m sitting here about to [CodeWord140] myself from laughing so hard! All of these guys writing in posts thinking that they’ve accomplished some huge feat by visiting "dangerous" Colombia. One may think they were talking about Baghdad or something. By any means, my suggestion to them is to keep their mongering at home in places like Iowa, Kansas, etc. And invite the town’s Deli Clerk for a lunch date, instead of writing all of these posts hammering Cali by placing danger where it doesn’t exist. And for anyone who’s "on the fence" about going to Colombia to Monger, believe me, it is one of the best countries around to Monger. Somehow I think that all of these guys who write about how rough and tough of a place it is, probably get kicked around wherever they go.

After reading all of these posts for the last month or two of these so called "experts" badmouthing Colombia, I decided to take another stand-by flight to Cali for a few days. Boy did I miss that Colombian poon! This time I decided to take another approach, in that I’m kind of bored with the Massage Houses and the Strip Joints. I decided to just walk around in the outside markets in all of the "dangerous" areas and ask women if they wanted sex for 30, 000 pesos (about $17 or so U. S.). Six out of nine accepted. Two of them charged a tad bit more. Nobody at my hotel charged a "guest fee", and once again, nobody tried to rob me, kidnap me, etc. As usual, everyone I came across was really friendly and open. Colombian people are always very open to foreigners and interested in finding out more about foreign culture. It is such a shame that so many people who write in on this site do not return the favor of respect to the people of Colombia. So, if you want to get laid by really hot women for an inexpensive price, go to Cali. If you want to sit at home and jack off and be scared of the world, continue writing inflammatory articles about Colombia.

If you think that Colombia is as safe as any large American city, you're a fool. Its more like a midnight walk in Central Park. Or maybe walking around the Bronx with a plackard proclaiming you hate blacks and hispanics.

You survive Colombia in the same way as the locals do: keeping alert, keeping a eye out for danger, local knowledge. Fear is an essential part of survival anywhere and if you ignore that instinct the odds are you'll pay the price one day.

[Ricker]

Are you a cool guy or what?

I never thought of showing such respect to Colombians as to walking up to them on the street and offering money for sex.

No one ever said that Cali was Iraq, but it is absolutely naive to say it is a safe place.

You run there a few times and nothing happened to you so it's absolutely safe?

Maybe take the advice of locals, guys that live there or vist there very frequently:
Great chicas, great mongering, great people, go for a visit, enjoy!!
Do keep your guard up though, the danger can find you in a hurry if you don't.


Suerte!

[Skug37]

I’m sitting here about to [CodeWord140] myself from laughing so hard! All of these guys writing in posts thinking that they’ve accomplished some huge feat by visiting "dangerous" Colombia. One may think they were talking about Baghdad or something. By any means, my suggestion to them is to keep their mongering at home in places like Iowa, Kansas, etc. And invite the town’s Deli Clerk for a lunch date, instead of writing all of these posts hammering Cali by placing danger where it doesn’t exist. And for anyone who’s "on the fence" about going to Colombia to Monger, believe me, it is one of the best countries around to Monger. Somehow I think that all of these guys who write about how rough and tough of a place it is, probably get kicked around wherever they go.

After reading all of these posts for the last month or two of these so called "experts" badmouthing Colombia, I decided to take another stand-by flight to Cali for a few days. Boy did I miss that Colombian poon! This time I decided to take another approach, in that I’m kind of bored with the Massage Houses and the Strip Joints. I decided to just walk around in the outside markets in all of the "dangerous" areas and ask women if they wanted sex for 30, 000 pesos (about $17 or so U. S.). Six out of nine accepted. Two of them charged a tad bit more. Nobody at my hotel charged a "guest fee", and once again, nobody tried to rob me, kidnap me, etc. As usual, everyone I came across was really friendly and open. Colombian people are always very open to foreigners and interested in finding out more about foreign culture. It is such a shame that so many people who write in on this site do not return the favor of respect to the people of Colombia. So, if you want to get laid by really hot women for an inexpensive price, go to Cali. If you want to sit at home and jack off and be scared of the world, continue writing inflammatory articles about Colombia.

[Surfer]

Hope you are well. Bummer AntiFreeze bailed to Lima, you should go visit him down there.

Your post shows that even if you stay away from drugs or dodgy areas it is still too easy to get stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time (traffic is all too common in Cali, though Bogota is where Colombian traffic is truly LA Like).