Cali Reports

[BayBoy]

Thank you for the tip on the Gran Hotel Cali. How were they for guests? Is there an additional fee? I usually do casas or love motels, but think I may bring a girl back a couple nights.

Thanks for any insight.

-Chicago.

Get a room in the back because there is loud disco music from a bar across the street until 3 am. Big rooms, spacious and comfortable. Guests are OK. The TVs are iffy, sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. But all the stations are in Spanish, even CNN. Air conditioning can be iffy in some rooms. One speed full blast. They speak a little english but not a lot.

[Chicago85]

Thank you for the tip on the Gran Hotel Cali. How were they for guests? Is there an additional fee? I usually do casas or love motels, but think I may bring a girl back a couple nights.

Thanks for any insight.

Chicago.

I'm staying at the Gran Hotel Cali. Its a good deal. 2 bedroom apartment, w living room, full kitchen (stove refrigerator microwave), and bathroom w plenty of hot water in the shower. All for $36 a night. Right in the heart of Ave. Sexta.

[Game Time]

I'm not really trying to disaude you from coming, But after 30 or so dudes came and left I feel a little responsible.

Basically what a lot of dudes want is Freaknik 2. 0. American music French Cognac, Cali weed, and big assed lightskins. Big asses Lightskins to hang out with them speak enligh with them watch american football with them and spend the night with them.

It's just like the euro dude who wanted a "dime" to tour the country with him and help him find other girls to fuck. A lot of dudes think like that.

All I'm saying is if you like Carty and Meddy I'd be surprised if you'd like Cali, There's tons of cheap pussy here there's even non mongering things to do but Cali girls aren't sed" to foriegn mongers. They won't upcharge you but they can't speak english and they don't want to hang out and pretend that they love you.

You seem expeienced in mongering and travel with other dudes yet you have less than 50 posts.

All I ask is if you choose to come just give an honest review. I'd be suprised if you spend more than two or three days boots on the ground but either way put up a review so that mongers undertsand what they're getting themselves into..

I get what your saying. Cognac and Freaknik isn't really my thing. I'm fine with Old Parr on the rocks. I'll def give an honest review when I return. I appreciate the wisdom and you have my word we won't show up and fucked it up for everyone.

[Triple Darknes]

Poor Cartagena. The Chicas have went from stupid to ridiculous prices during these pandemic times. A lot of weekend Warriors tried to make it a little Sosua. Now the prices are out of hand.

Same thing happened when they put the pythons in the Florida Everglades.

It seems like spots blow up with the Post Freaknik crowd adapt to them and prices from everything from weed to henny to women become inflated then finally even the weekend ballers get priced out and then a place becomes more reasonable.

I think Costa Rica is going through this in San Jose at least.

Panama City is still a tought nut to crack. Sosua may be too close to the states to ever completely get the weekend ballers to stop coming. I got a boy who's planning his Sue debut.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

It actually helps a lot boss. Thanks. Me and two of my boys speak pretty good Spanish so we should be OK. That over the top throwing money in the air is not our get down. That shit is for the birds and so is the whole buying bottles shit. One drink at a time until I get target lock and I'm out. Thanks for responding.

I'm not really trying to disaude you from coming, But after 30 or so dudes came and left I feel a little responsible.

Basically what a lot of dudes want is Freaknik 2. 0. American music French Cognac, Cali weed, and big assed lightskins. Big asses Lightskins to hang out with them speak enligh with them watch american football with them and spend the night with them.

It's just like the euro dude who wanted a "dime" to tour the country with him and help him find other girls to fuck. A lot of dudes think like that.

All I'm saying is if you like Carty and Meddy I'd be surprised if you'd like Cali, There's tons of cheap pussy here there's even non mongering things to do but Cali girls aren't used" to foreign mongers. They won't upcharge you but they can't speak English and they don't want to hang out and pretend that they love you.

You seem experienced in mongering and travel with other dudes yet you have less than 50 posts.

All I ask is if you choose to come just give an honest review. I'd be surprised if you spend more than two or three days boots on the ground but either way put up a review so that mongers understand what they're getting themselves into.

Maybe just maybe with patience some of the Carty refugees can properly train girls to be down to hang out and do overnights.

Anything is possible.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Naked Gunz]

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[GrownMan1]

Man,

There's nothing cool about overpaying just because you can. The man after you suffers like we just suffered in CTG.

Poor Cartagena. The Chicas have went from stupid to ridiculous prices during these pandemic times. A lot of weekend Warriors tried to make it a little Sosua. Now the prices are out of hand.

Same thing happened when they put the pythons in the Florida Everglades.

[Game Time]

Like I said, your Cart report sounds like you were just there! I can spend way less in Tijuana actually if I just get girls in the alley who really are not that bad. I can rewind the "olden days o cheap pussy" in my head with the best of them, but everybody is trying to recoup money lost in COVID, even WG. It is what it is. TD laid it out for you in stereophonic detail, you don't need to read anything else. You had six homies with you so take your posse and go to cheaper spots in Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda, Phils, Indonesia. Branch out your horizons. The flight time and costs will be made up for with the cheaper puzzy.

Man,

Can't believe you told me to go to Uganda and Tanzania. Ill pass boss. Although Indonesia, PI and Thailand ain't bad, had some great times out there. Ill pass on your recommendations and stick to Colombia for a while. And don't worry man, we not showing up ruining the market throwing money around just because we can. There's nothing cool about overpaying just because you can. The man after you suffers like we just suffered in CTG. If I go to Tanzania it will be for a Safari not this hobby. Thanks tho.

[Game Time]

See you read the forum but you didn't read the forum.

The reason places like Gusto's exist IS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE GRINGOS WANT! You want Hip-Hop music, You want to "make it rain" throwing money on chicas in regular clubs You want inflated asses and entitled women, You want English speaking women, You want youtubers pointing cameras at hoes asses.

Listen the closet equivalent to what you want is in the Deluxe Club (but expect to pay in the region of 600,000 pesos).

Other than that it's casas or Tinder.

Cali has very little english speakers,and most importantly NO HENNESSEY!!! The Tinder girls and the Casa girls don't want to spend non sexual time with you They will leave and soon as you cum. It rains a lot here and even the liviest areas in the city closes early. Most of the "downtown"Aras are deserted after dark. They don't have many foregn restuarants, Hell most Casas close around 7 pm. All the clubs play Salsa exclusively. Dudes come to Cali intending to stay a week and run back to Cartegena in a few days. All these Mongers claiming to want to see "The Real Colombia" Find out that they don't like it as much as they think.

It actually helps a lot boss. Thanks. Me and two of my boys speak pretty good Spanish so we should be OK. That over the top throwing money in the air is not our get down. That shit is for the birds and so is the whole buying bottles shit. One drink at a time until I get target lock and I'm out. Thanks for responding.

[Game Time]

I see what you are saying. You spent time and money going all that way; what could you do.

Exactly. Thus me being done with the place and looking for better value. I'm going for sure. Its hard not to have a good time in Colombia.

[Mr Enternational]

If you're on the other side of the world and you HAVE TO HAVE a drink made in France by an Irish owned company that's part of a Mulitnational luxury brand I'd say that Marketing works because tradioally Americans drank cider.

I'd also say that you DEMAND things and willing to pay more because if you are willing to pay top dollar for top shelf Cognac to be imported

I went to school in France. The kicker is that Hennessey actually costs less overseas because of the ridiculous French taxes. Go figure.

[Triple Darknes]

Man your ass is crazy. I used to go to Bangkok all the time, but my first time to Pattaya was to see this hairdresser chick that I met online. We went out and she was ordering Hennessey. I thought it a bit strange for over there so I asked what do you know about Hennessey? She said she used to have a boyfriend from Texas. That explained it all.

Fortunately the scene there is so magnanimous that the few Hennessey drinkers that do brave the long trip have not been able to destroy it as they have other places. In those dsys guys were coming from Iraq and Afghanistan on their breaks with a bank account full of money since they were never able to leave those bases for months at a time.

Hennesey (or the lack therof) is the catalyst of whenever a mongering location is "ruined". Alcohol and Beer is older than time It was developed in many places by many people using locally sourced products. Beer is made of fermented grains and Rum is made of fermented sugar and wine is made of fermented grapes.

I'm not a big drinker but I understand the point is to get drunk or near to it. If you're on the other side of the world and you HAVE TO HAVE a drink made in France by an Irish owned company that's part of a Mulitnational luxury brand I'd say that Marketing works because tradioally Americans drank cider.

I'd also say that you DEMAND things and willing to pay more because if you are willing to pay top dollar for top shelf Cognac to be imported then you probably are more than willing to drop over 200 USD to get your penis moisturized by an IG THOT.

I say to each his own.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Mr Enternational]

Cali has very little english speakers,and most importantly NO HENNESSEY!!!

Man your ass is crazy. I used to go to Bangkok all the time, but my first time to Pattaya was to see this hairdresser chick that I met online. We went out and she was ordering Hennessey. I thought it a bit strange for over there so I asked what do you know about Hennessey? She said she used to have a boyfriend from Texas. That explained it all.

Fortunately the scene there is so magnanimous that the few Hennessey drinkers that do brave the long trip have not been able to destroy it as they have other places. In those dsys guys were coming from Iraq and Afghanistan on their breaks with a bank account full of money since they were never able to leave those bases for months at a time.

[Naked Gunz]

I'm never going to Tijuana. That's why I'm here seeking wisdom.

Like I said, your Cart report sounds like you were just there! I can spend way less in Tijuana actually if I just get girls in the alley who really are not that bad. I can rewind the "olden days o cheap pussy" in my head with the best of them, but everybody is trying to recoup money lost in COVID, even WG. It is what it is. TD laid it out for you in stereophonic detail, you don't need to read anything else. You had six homies with you so take your posse and go to cheaper spots in Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda, Phils, Indonesia. Branch out your horizons. The flight time and costs will be made up for with the cheaper puzzy.

[Mr Enternational]

Once you get to Cartagena and the babes were talkin those increased prices, its either pay or don't smash.

I see what you are saying. You spent time and money going all that way; what could you do.