Cali Reports

[UsaInEurope]

Man, the last time I went to Olympus I asked for my money back and didn't fuck the girl. Why? When I was sitting on the bed and just about to rest my head on a pillow I saw some semen on it.

Never been there since. This was like 10 years ago. Bar La 20 is in a bad neighborhood for sure, but the place is safer and cleaner and you can grab a safe taxi outside (managed by the club owners).

JT.

So THAT'S why there wasn't a pillow! Hahahahahahaha.

[Juan Tenorio]

So here is some third world shit. If you need to have things at a certain level, this isn't the place for ya.

It's in a bad neighborhood for sure -- cops arresting a guy down the street, another operation the other direction, bars on every window, dark once you turn off Roosevelt. Luckily the bar has a guy out front and it's easy to figure out which place it is.

I walk in after paying the fee and it's coming up on 8 pm. I told you I'm not out partying until the wee hours. Plus why wouldn't you want to be the first to fuck a girl, and have it be 15 girls and 2 guys?

Had a couple beers and chilled in a chair. I liked that all the girls were butt ass naked and they came up every once in a while one by one to introduce themselves then walk away. No pressure, just tranquillo. They had all types -- super dark black, mocha, almost white, skinny, thick, nearing obese, tall, short. What a show! I was going to go with the type I don't usually go with -- this super skinny lighter girl but her tits, man! They were torpedos that went straight out from her chest and levitated from there. I couldn't get over them. But she seemed to have a not great attitude when I tried talking to her and the vibe wasn't there. Too bad.

So then I went darker and bigger than I usually do. Forget her name. Couldn't be more than 20 and chilled with her for a bit and bought her a round. She put my hand on her breasts and had some public time before going upstairs. The one thing I didn't like was the dirty smelly room. No way was I showering in that thing (luckily just did before rolling). Fucked her senseless after a super deep BBBJ anyway. Not sure I'd go back -- there are so many other places to check out. And the music was way too loud and the nothing but hard surfaces aspect just echoed the blasted music everywhere. Still, naked girls everywhere.

Man, the last time I went to Olympus I asked for my money back and didn't fuck the girl. Why? When I was sitting on the bed and just about to rest my head on a pillow I saw some semen on it.

Never been there since. This was like 10 years ago. Bar La 20 is in a bad neighborhood for sure, but the place is safer and cleaner and you can grab a safe taxi outside (managed by the club owners).

JT.

[UsaInEurope]

So here is some third world shit. If you need to have things at a certain level, this isn't the place for ya.

It's in a bad neighborhood for sure -- cops arresting a guy down the street, another operation the other direction, bars on every window, dark once you turn off Roosevelt. Luckily the bar has a guy out front and it's easy to figure out which place it is.

I walk in after paying the fee and it's coming up on 8 pm. I told you I'm not out partying until the wee hours. Plus why wouldn't you want to be the first to fuck a girl, and have it be 15 girls and 2 guys?

Had a couple beers and chilled in a chair. I liked that all the girls were butt ass naked and they came up every once in a while one by one to introduce themselves then walk away. No pressure, just tranquillo. They had all types -- super dark black, mocha, almost white, skinny, thick, nearing obese, tall, short. What a show! I was going to go with the type I don't usually go with -- this super skinny lighter girl but her tits, man! They were torpedos that went straight out from her chest and levitated from there. I couldn't get over them. But she seemed to have a not great attitude when I tried talking to her and the vibe wasn't there. Too bad.

So then I went darker and bigger than I usually do. Forget her name. Couldn't be more than 20 and chilled with her for a bit and bought her a round. She put my hand on her breasts and had some public time before going upstairs. The one thing I didn't like was the dirty smelly room. No way was I showering in that thing (luckily just did before rolling). Fucked her senseless after a super deep BBBJ anyway. Not sure I'd go back -- there are so many other places to check out. And the music was way too loud and the nothing but hard surfaces aspect just echoed the blasted music everywhere. Still, naked girls everywhere.

[UsaInEurope]

Cali is perfect for me. It might not be for you. Here's what I like, so take any future post w / this in mind.

- I don't rate girls 6. 5 or any number. That's complete bullshit. What if I like a short bowling ball body? Might be a 4 to you and a 10 to me. There is no international standard so you won't be seeing any girl ratings.

- The vibe and connection are most important.

- Darker and natural are way hotter than light, plastic, fake lashes and tats.

- Give me a lineup any time. Especially if it's in a bar / club setting where it's not under time pressure to pick.

- Not into SW, getting drunk, staying out till all hours, drugs, making it rain, hip hop, partying. I'm here to fuck, chill, fuck, eat, fuck, have a beer, fuck.

- I find overly long descriptions of the girl and acts annoying and boring. She might not be there when you go. YMMV. This isn't Penthouse Forum. Yes, I'm old. Fart off.

Got to my pad and. No AC? Fuck this is going to be a long week. Hopefully the weather stays cool. She said to close the windows when it rains. Fuck that. I'll die.

I've been to some very sketchy neighborhoods and got out without any problems. That said, I'd rather not be dropped off in a dark dirt lot in front of a roll-down graffitied door on the edge of town. However, that one time in Laos where she led me to a chicken coop.

Anyway, I was picturing exactly that for Caras Lindas. RTFF and you'll see it's easy to envision.

It's perfectly safe! Dominos delivery dude giving a pizza to the guy outside the gate, cute fashion tienda chica hanging out on a bench. Guy in a suit walking by. Not dark. Not deserted. Just fine. Yay. So landed about 1 and got to Caras Lindas by 3. Hit the buzzer, get patted down (face the camera!) then led in and a lingerie model grabs my cock, makes the BJ move with her tongue into her cheek, laughs and grabs my ass. All right!

A whole bunch of Spanish blah blah blah I don't understand but I do. Do I want to see the girls? Why the hell else am I here?

5 come out for me to choose from. Another dark girl with her tiddies flopping around sits on another guy on the couch. Yum. Another naked girl walks down the stairs after getting railed. Good for that guy! I just kinda wanted to have a beer and sit there for an hour and watch the sex happen. But it's not that kind of place, womp womp. Didn't buy a drink as I'm going to do that later at a club.

Chose Tatiana. Gave a cute smile and giggle when we made eye contact. Melted my heart but not my hardon. Gave her money and she came back 5 minutes later with my 20 and said it's not accepted. I pulled out another and she laughed again and said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I look and I brought Argentinian pesos. Fuck. Handed a 50 over and lo sientoed my way through the rest of it. Another 'Merican was across from me and asked about BS As, recommended La 20, and chatted for a few. Good guy! Maybe you're reading this. Hope you gave your lady a drilling.

Tatiana walked me up the stairs into an AC room (phew) and enjoyed a good makeout session. Went to straddle her face and she tried to upcharge me 50 mil for BBBJ. Fuck that. So I put on the condom and pounded her (she could take it -- tried to make her feel it deep and hard until she winced and she never did). Was sweet after with cuddling and then I left.

Price the same as previously reported.

Now to recover for Olympus tonight.

[Juan Tenorio]

I'm there beginning tomorrow! How about Sunday fun day?

Sure. I'm free this Saturday after 3 pm.

JT.

[Triple Darknes]

First of all big shout out to triple the. It was great meeting you and hanging out. Also thanks for sharing all the information you shared and just hanging out and kicking it with me and my boys.

Let me start off by saying I did my research before I came and thanks to all the board members who have been dropping intel and to worldtraveler for keeping the map updated as best as he can with our info.

Now that I have got the thank you out of the way I will try to give a breif summary of the spots that I went to and the prices etc. I also need to preface my report by saying I am a special kind of monger. I don't do a lot of freelance girls and very rarely take working girls to my spot. I love cheap casas and spots where you smash on site. I don't drink or get high. Cheap pussy is my thing. Also I'm not a very picky guy either. Outside of that I like to experience the culture, food, the people etc. I don't want to go to another country for an experience I can have at home.

Caras lindas.

85 k for half hour.

Went about 4 different times usually 6-8 chicas decent roster and performances by my standards.

Dr. Amor.

110-150 k for half hour.

Roster is definitely higher end for a casa with nice big clean rooms on average maybe 10 girls or more had 2 or 3 great performers and one dud.

Bar La 20.

Went 2 times and had around 10 girls on average 100 k half hour.

Only did one there but she was great.

Kathmandu tantric massage.

Went 2 times they give legit real massages with the option of happy ending and sex for extra.

Happy ending is included with price 1 girl 100 k clothed 110 k naked for one hour 2 girls 1 hour massage happy ending 150 k with clothes on 170 k naked.

I didn't fuck any. I was good with the 4 hand HJ from 2 girls did that twice. My boy smashed one and he said it only cost 50 k more.

Girls were pretty hot and good.

Son sonero.

I went Saturday late afternoon early evening. I am the guy trip is referring to. I can verify it was open Saturday around 5 pm packed with local guys and some of the ugliest run down hookers I saw in Cali my whole trip. I only saw one I would smash. I can't verify prices because I didn't want any in there at the time. I hung for about a half hour a walked around the corner.

Club 44.

We stopped by on the recommendation of an uber driver. He warned us it was expensive but the hottest girls he claimed. Girls were some stunners but too rich for my blood. No cover but drinks are way overpriced. My boy bought a girl a whiskey for 40 mil and she quoted him 350 k for a half hour. No gracias.

Billares lomas.

This is the pool hall spot not bar olimpus which I will get to later.

Lomas has pool tables and bar. Local hang out spot. Girls were ok. Some decent some not. Most were not very friendly. I did end up taking a thick dark lovely one. Solid performance 7 k cover charge to get in I think and 75 mil for half hour. Overall didn't really like that place. Probably won't go back.

Club Liz eventos or manuelitas or whatever the hell it's called in Versailles was trash. The hours are late afternoons and evenings until like 3 or 4 am. Hardly any girls and none really that attractive. I was about to pull the trigger on one anyway but the price was supposed to be 100 mil for half hour. She told me she charges 50 mil more. I said no thanks.

Bar olimpus.

Honestly I don't even want to talk about this spot because I am selfish and want to keep it for myself. Jk. As much info as y'all have blessed me with I owe it to y'all to say this was by far my favorite spot. 7 mil cover charge.

75 mil for a half hour. 14 girls was the least I saw out of the nights I went. 25 was the max. The door man tells you how many every time before you even pay. Girls are completely naked except for shoes. They hang out dance talk etc. Very friendly very fun. All different flavors shapes and sizes. I had 4 of the best of my trip there. Type of place I can hang out for a while even if I don't smash.

I'm sure there's a few places I forgot. I also did a bunch of other non monger related stuff that is really only found in Cali. Anyone who wants that info pm me. All in all Cali is heaven for me I will definitely be coming back again and again. But I must repeat what trip and a lot of the other guys on here said. If you're a weekend baller who wants to watch American spirts, go to clubs that cater to American mongers playing American music with $100 and up hookers that look like ig models go to Medellin or Cartagena or Sosua. If you like cheap food, cheap hotels, cheap working girl houses, salsa music and a more laid back vibe Cali is #1 in my book.

Oh yeah not a ton of great intel on here about hotels but there's tons for $30-$50 and almost all let you have visitors for no charge.

One of the few who actually made a trip report.

I will say that many of the dudes who came expecting another Parque Llreas in Parque del Perros and didn't like the town didn't bother writting a negative report but even negative reports help the next monger decide if Cali is worth exploring.

There's tons of decent hotels outside of the large apartastudio hotels that adverstise on Airbnb. I won't blow up BayBoy's favorite spot but that's in Grenada for 25 bucks a night.

Look around the Grenada on Avenida sexta and in El Penon and the Versiallies barrios and save a buck or two on accommodations as far as I know unless you're talking super high end all are guest friendly.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[UsaInEurope]

Hey guys, I know the Cali "Scene" very well. Been living here since 2017.

Contact me through PM if you want to hang out on the weekends (I work as an English teacher M- F). I don't charge a dime. Just want to have fun.

See ya!

I'm there beginning tomorrow! How about Sunday fun day?

[UsaInEurope]

Been in Cali since Sunday July 10th. I thought the Casas were going to be where to pick up the big booty black chicks I wanted but so far I haven't been impressed with the casas here as I was with the Casas in Cartagena. Sunday I went to La 20 and saw a beautiful tall dark Paisa woman, but she was going back to Meddy in 2 hours and I didn't want to be rushed, so she left back to meddy and I sat there waiting for another chick. I settled on a white older woman with a huge ass (pic below) a little too much gut for me but that booty was poking and I had to get in it. Service was decent, she had a good attitude, probably wouldn't repeat.

Tuesday I went to Bar Olimpus, its not far off a major street and it wasn't that hard to find after reading the posts on here. 5 peso cover charge and when I walked in there were maybe 6 girls, nearly all of them darkskinned, all of them naked, but only one with the kind of ass I like. Typically I would jump at the big booty chick but I wanted to wait and see if there going to be more coming out since I got there right after they opened. Stayed an hour and no other girls came out so I left, I will probably be back at Olimpus later this week because they definitely cater to what I'm looking for and I think I came at a bad time. Went to Amor's and they had no chicks I wanted. At this point I needed to bust so I picked the best looking chick I saw, she was really petite with a little poke (tried to add a pic but it wouldn't upload). Couldn't take any dick but whatever, I only paid $26 USD.

Today I met up with Triple Dark and GrownMan at Jardin Plaza. Now I live closer to Chippichape and have been there several times already, the women there look good but they were mostly white, some big asses yes, but none of them seemed like they were down to fuck an African looking gringo like myself. Jardin Plaza in the daytime has the same type of demographic with slightly more black women. BUT AT NIGHT, its like all the black women just gravitate towards there. And they were definitely making that "down to fuck" eye contact with Trip, Grown and me. I was not expecting that at all. I'm going back to Jardin tomorrow night and seeing if I can take a chick back to my place.

After being here 5 days, Trip is speaking the truth. If you like big booty black women at rock bottom prices this is the place to be. And after being in Jardin most of the pussy is definitely in the south. I'm annoyed that I've been settling for white women so far, but I have 2 more weeks left which is more than enough time to tear into some thickness. Between Jardin Plaza, the casas I haven't hit yet, and the Big Booty Delivery service, Ima be swimming in chocolate.

Also I'm going to try to update the casa map in my time here. I'm really excited fellas, let the adventure begin.

Read the amount of pages that you have posts.

All questions will be answered.

There's a reason I tell new mongers who are interested in Cali to go to Sosua.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

At this point I've connected with over 70 guys and there's even a small expat community here in Cali.

I haven't "retired" But it's different for an expat when surrounded by options you don't feel motivated to chase.

Besides I've kind of said all that needs to be said about the scene in Cali in general.

This is NOT Medellin or Cartagena and if you're only issue with Carty or Meddy is the prices you might find Cali while being cheaper is also much much slower. Most of the clubs that guys go to are primarily open either in the Day Time or nights Thursday through Sunday.

Obviously you can still have a good time during the week here but it's not nearly as in your face as Meddy and Carty.

If you decide to come and want to link up with me. Make a Post on the baord and tell me to check my PM's. Dropping a What's app or email makes sense.

If you're looking for a buddy to run the streets with I'm probably not your guy but I can connect you to a guide who can show you around get you anything that you may need and drive you to boot.

But if you have any detailed questions feel free to ask here or in PM or in Person usually in the daytime in Cali.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

You have painted the Cali picture very clearly and can see how posting anything more will just be repeating yourself. Thank you very much for all that you've shared!

[PoonyD]

First of all big shout out to triple the. It was great meeting you and hanging out. Also thanks for sharing all the information you shared and just hanging out and kicking it with me and my boys.

Let me start off by saying I did my research before I came and thanks to all the board members who have been dropping intel and to worldtraveler for keeping the map updated as best as he can with our info.

Now that I have got the thank you out of the way I will try to give a breif summary of the spots that I went to and the prices etc. I also need to preface my report by saying I am a special kind of monger. I don't do a lot of freelance girls and very rarely take working girls to my spot. I love cheap casas and spots where you smash on site. I don't drink or get high. Cheap pussy is my thing. Also I'm not a very picky guy either. Outside of that I like to experience the culture, food, the people etc. I don't want to go to another country for an experience I can have at home.

Caras lindas.

85 k for half hour.

Went about 4 different times usually 6-8 chicas decent roster and performances by my standards.

Dr. Amor.

110-150 k for half hour.

Roster is definitely higher end for a casa with nice big clean rooms on average maybe 10 girls or more had 2 or 3 great performers and one dud.

Bar La 20.

Went 2 times and had around 10 girls on average 100 k half hour.

Only did one there but she was great.

Kathmandu tantric massage.

Went 2 times they give legit real massages with the option of happy ending and sex for extra.

Happy ending is included with price 1 girl 100 k clothed 110 k naked for one hour 2 girls 1 hour massage happy ending 150 k with clothes on 170 k naked.

I didn't fuck any. I was good with the 4 hand HJ from 2 girls did that twice. My boy smashed one and he said it only cost 50 k more.

Girls were pretty hot and good.

Son sonero.

I went Saturday late afternoon early evening. I am the guy trip is referring to. I can verify it was open Saturday around 5 pm packed with local guys and some of the ugliest run down hookers I saw in Cali my whole trip. I only saw one I would smash. I can't verify prices because I didn't want any in there at the time. I hung for about a half hour a walked around the corner.

Club 44.

We stopped by on the recommendation of an uber driver. He warned us it was expensive but the hottest girls he claimed. Girls were some stunners but too rich for my blood. No cover but drinks are way overpriced. My boy bought a girl a whiskey for 40 mil and she quoted him 350 k for a half hour. No gracias.

Billares lomas.

This is the pool hall spot not bar olimpus which I will get to later.

Lomas has pool tables and bar. Local hang out spot. Girls were ok. Some decent some not. Most were not very friendly. I did end up taking a thick dark lovely one. Solid performance 7 k cover charge to get in I think and 75 mil for half hour. Overall didn't really like that place. Probably won't go back.

Club Liz eventos or manuelitas or whatever the hell it's called in Versailles was trash. The hours are late afternoons and evenings until like 3 or 4 am. Hardly any girls and none really that attractive. I was about to pull the trigger on one anyway but the price was supposed to be 100 mil for half hour. She told me she charges 50 mil more. I said no thanks.

Bar olimpus.

Honestly I don't even want to talk about this spot because I am selfish and want to keep it for myself. Jk. As much info as y'all have blessed me with I owe it to y'all to say this was by far my favorite spot. 7 mil cover charge.

75 mil for a half hour. 14 girls was the least I saw out of the nights I went. 25 was the max. The door man tells you how many every time before you even pay. Girls are completely naked except for shoes. They hang out dance talk etc. Very friendly very fun. All different flavors shapes and sizes. I had 4 of the best of my trip there. Type of place I can hang out for a while even if I don't smash.

I'm sure there's a few places I forgot. I also did a bunch of other non monger related stuff that is really only found in Cali. Anyone who wants that info pm me. All in all Cali is heaven for me I will definitely be coming back again and again. But I must repeat what trip and a lot of the other guys on here said. If you're a weekend baller who wants to watch American spirts, go to clubs that cater to American mongers playing American music with $100 and up hookers that look like ig models go to Medellin or Cartagena or Sosua. If you like cheap food, cheap hotels, cheap working girl houses, salsa music and a more laid back vibe Cali is #1 in my book.

Oh yeah not a ton of great intel on here about hotels but there's tons for $30-$50 and almost all let you have visitors for no charge.

[Eszpresszo]

Hasnt been much reporting on this Cali site lately.

I wonder why. You know this forum was dead when I visited Cali at the end of September 2019. I visited numerous places, and wrote field reports on some of them (not all of them) and probably only visited a small fraction of the places that were open at the time. As soon as I started posting TR's while I was in Cali, this forum came alive. It was if other board members had arrived in Cali at the same time. Imagine that! Did we just suddenly decide to visit Colombia's most dangerous city at the same time? And what I found really strange is that these new TRs that suddenly popped up were all about the same places I wrote TRs about, even though I had not yet done an extensive adventure on the scene. Funny how nobody did TRs at the other places I visited, but didn't do a TR for. Isn't that peculiar? And 3 years later, it seemed people were still writing TR's about the same places I went to, but apparently couldn't find themselves to visit any other places and report on them. I wonder why? Anyone have any ideas?

[BayBoy]

Thanks for the info Triple about the situation at San Sonero. Yes I will be there in Cali next month, will try and get more info. But if San Sonero is open in the afternons that's good for me, cause I usually go about 4 pm for a couple of hours. Juan maybe we can get together when I'm there in May.

[Juan Tenorio]

Thanks for the update on Bar La20. Prices keep going up.

Hey guys, I know the Cali "Scene" very well. Been living here since 2017.

Contact me through PM if you want to hang out on the weekends (I work as an English teacher M- F). I don't charge a dime. Just want to have fun.

See ya!

[Triple Darknes]

At this point I've connected with over 70 guys and there's even a small expat community here in Cali.

I haven't "retired" But it's different for an expat when surrounded by options you don't feel motivated to chase.

Besides I've kind of said all that needs to be said about the scene in Cali in general.

This is NOT Medellin or Cartagena and if you're only issue with Carty or Meddy is the prices you might find Cali while being cheaper is also much much slower. Most of the clubs that guys go to are primarily open either in the Day Time or nights Thursday through Sunday.

Obviously you can still have a good time during the week here but it's not nearly as in your face as Meddy and Carty.

If you decide to come and want to link up with me. Make a Post on the baord and tell me to check my PM's. Dropping a What's app or email makes sense.

If you're looking for a buddy to run the streets with I'm probably not your guy but I can connect you to a guide who can show you around get you anything that you may need and drive you to boot.

But if you have any detailed questions feel free to ask here or in PM or in Person usually in the daytime in Cali.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

I'm not one of those guys that want to keep my place my little secret, I'm down to share any information and give guys the lay of the land.

But I'm not some Cali Cooze Guru that knows every single spot and every women selling pussy. There's a guy who is encylopedic about the Cali scene in general but he doesn't want to come on here and is a little ant****ial.

95% of questions can be asked here frankly the only reason to actually PM me is if you wanted to set up a meeting. But general "where the hoes at?" questions can be asked here.

I'm not out hunting 24/7 so another monger with boots on the ground maybe even more helpful that me. A first timer used the map found San senero and checked it out, The few times I've been there it was closed.

Other than numbers which I'm super reluctant to give out without you being boots on ground there's nothing that I would say in PM that I wouldn't say here.

Also there isn't really a lot to say Basically the main party tims are Thursday to Sunday Most of the Casas can be googled and some you can literally put into Uber and it will take you right there.

Junior is generally availible to take you to any casa or all casa's in town for a small fee (I don't get a dime) I would generally aviod coming from Mid March to Mid April after Semana Santa because that's the rainy season.

Anything else that you'd want to know I probably said 589 times.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Hasnt been much reporting on this Cali site lately. I wonder if bar San Sonero has opened up lately. Has anyone been in that area of town. Thats one of my favorite hangouts. I'll be in Cali next month. Out.

A first time vistor longtime monger told me the place is open primarly in the afternoons. I went by after 7 myself and the place was closed.

I guess you'll find out for sure.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

Hasnt been much reporting on this Cali site lately. I wonder if bar San Sonero has opened up lately. Has anyone been in that area of town. Thats one of my favorite hangouts. I'll be in Cali next month. Out.