Cali Reports

[Rob Hay]

In Cali now and the talent here is dreadful imo. I spent 3 months here 15 years ago and thought it was paradise but after spending the last 10 years in LA maybe my standards are higher or maybe just my tastes are different. Spent this afternoon at CC looking for talent but too hard anything remotely attractive. Except at the starbuck. Only approached 3 girls in several hours. Not a great return. Tinder / instagram is the better way for non-pros. Nightlife is pretty dead. Dr Amor was ok. Will check out calena vip tonight

[Triple Darknes]

Hi guys,

I have the choice between Bogota, Medellin and Cali for 3 days from the 19th to the 22nd of January, after a bit of thinking, I decided to go with Cali this time;.

Not that I am completely disappointed by Medellin and Bogota but mainly because of my taste of Only siliconated girls, cannot fuck anything else than mamasitas with big fake asses.

Medellin seems to crowdy currently with low number of big fake asses girls or overpriced, Bogota's Santa Fe does not offer that type of girls (or already fuck them all), angelos and luxury stripclubs are not that good.

So coming to Cali from Europe, the 19th night, my plan is to go to Calenas VIP Club first night.

20th OF January.

11 am-2 pm clinica doctor amor around 1 pm if I don't wake up earlier.

2 pm-4 pm club son sonero.

4 pm-6 pm la bar 20.

6-9 pm have a rest.

9 pm - 12 am la bar 44 and according to the casting to Calenas Club Uno.

21th OF January quite similar to the 20th, but would like to try other casas, if you have any advice;.

11 am-2 pm clinica doctor amor and other casa maybe.

2 PM-4 pm have a reste.

4 pm-7 pm la bar 20.

9 pm - 4 am maybe go to a nightclub and then Calenas Club or Bar 20 according to the my mood.

If someone is willing to hand over, will be really glad to meet daytime in a safe area should be better LOL.

The 22nd, will go to Medellin to see my paisa girl and will be lock a bit there LOL:

If you have any advice / opinion about my trip don't hesitate, will be really glad to hear new places where I can find that big fake asses;.

Damn this is what I call research and planning you have your schedule down to the minute.

If you want to do a full casa tour I'd link up with Junior. Although you should consider buying a membership. I could be at a Starbucks at a certain time at a certain mall.

Remind me when you get boots on ground.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Can anyone point me to a good gym? I'll be in the Granada area.

I don't know how much it costs but if you're in Grenada 24/7 fitness is open 24/7 My smart fit is in a mall so when the mall closes the gym closes too. Smart Fit does have a plan Black that gets you access to gyms all over Latin America, so if you plan to spend significant time in Latin America Smart Fit might be the better option.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Smart fit on av 6 n with calle 29 is great, a month pass is like 15-20 usd depending on the plan you get. There are a lot of other local gyms as well.

Forgot to mention, one of the SW valeria by calle 20 carr 10 was dynamite, so much so I paid 50 k incl room and saw her 3 x. 20 yo and insane body. venny

I asked why she came to Cali instead of MED and she goes the chicas in MED charge 25-30 k! So coming here to work is a no brainer. she usually charges 60k + room to unseasoned mongers and they pay.

That should tell mongers a lot! Haha. The only way you get 30 k in Cali is with some nasty old lady or crack head in plaza calcedo jajaja.

Overall, was a good trip, and though I was harsh in my review if you're a seasoned monger and fluent in spanish it's worth coming to Cali just to check out, very cheap domestic flights.

good posts trip dark and bayboy.

Best.

Jw.

Hey differences of opinion are needed. Like you a dude doing a Penthouse Letters style rundown of an experience tells me nothing. You find the chick hot you justify why you paid her.

For example I love the infrastructure of Colombia but I prefer the GFE of Dominicanas. In the DR nothing's free and people generally expect a propina but they are all around friendlier than Colombians in general. I'm not saying you can't be robbed in the DR but but if you budget mongered in the DR no one would tell you not to go where street meat is available. People will tell you to avoid Centro in Meddy at all times.

But one thing I learned from this forum is that dozens of mongers can't be wrong. Generally expats and mongers seem to prefer meddy and guys with tons of experience in Colombia spend their time hunting in Centro and Plaza Botero. Yet another monger has come to Cali on my recommendation but he has to go to Medellin for a quick business trip. I suggested that he stay a few days to see if he likes it. There's tons of daily youtube videos of guys walking in centro but they don't show the pictures of the chicas. I have half a mind to take a trip to Meddy just to cruise Centro to see if similar quality is cheaper, I will say Vennies in Cali's centro quoted me 40 to 60 K and yes Plaza Caicedo is literally scraping at the bottom of the plate (although very occasionally you can find some gems there Bayboy pointed a few out to me).

All I know is that I'm scouring the planet in the search for the cheapest GFE poon I can get (with at least second would infrastructure) That's why I'm heading to Brazil soon.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Great post Trip! Just one question. In your opinion, do the Colombian men seek out the thinner butts or do they in general go for the big booties?

Once you get boots on the ground you see the chicks who would never sell sex with BBL's They ain't doing that for gringos besides they know that a lot of gringos go the spinner type of women. They do that for local Men and they like it too. In Cali I'd say that maybe 30% of women lacking in the ass department go for butt jobs the rest stay in the gym doing squats. Maybe it's a Cali thing I've said that Cali is the at Atlanta of Colombia.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[JonesLover]

I have recently been in Cali for almost a month. I had rented a comfortable apartment and before arriving in Colombia I tried to chat with a million girls on social media, both from Medellin and Cali. I wanted to meet a girl and frequent her often as a friend and I discovered that in Medellin if you don't pay, you don't fuck. I don't mind paying, but I don't like the way they ask for it. So it is in Cali too, albeit to a slightly lesser extent. I thought I was fucking every day with some girls, but I only fucked 3 different girls, one of which was ugly. This culture of paying has bothered me so much that I don't think I will go to Colombia anymore. The girls made me very nervous. I have traveled a lot around the world and have also been to Africa. Africans are great women compared to Colombians, there are no comparisons. No one has ever asked me for money. Not understanding that then I don't give them money or gifts but I like a relationship like this much more. I had some wonderful friends who write to me even after 3-4 years. What a pity that Colombia has become a shit in this respect.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Can anyone point me to a good gym? I'll be in the Granada area.

Smart fit on av 6 n with calle 29 is great, a month pass is like 15-20 usd depending on the plan you get. There are a lot of other local gyms as well.

Forgot to mention, one of the SW valeria by calle 20 carr 10 was dynamite, so much so I paid 50 k incl room and saw her 3 x. 20 yo and insane body. venny

I asked why she came to Cali instead of MED and she goes the chicas in MED charge 25-30 k! So coming here to work is a no brainer. she usually charges 60k + room to unseasoned mongers and they pay.

That should tell mongers a lot! Haha. The only way you get 30 k in Cali is with some nasty old lady or crack head in plaza calcedo jajaja.

Overall, was a good trip, and though I was harsh in my review if you're a seasoned monger and fluent in spanish it's worth coming to Cali just to check out, very cheap domestic flights.

good posts trip dark and bayboy.

Best.

Jw.

[Elvis 2008]

In my 10 months boots on the ground in Cali and Medelllin I can say that it's important to know what kind of Monger you are. I met over 20 mongers since I've been here and tried to help them as much as I could. Most Mongers I met were refugees from Cartagena chased out by sky high prices. Understand low ball rates for Short time in the clubs of Carty start at 100 USD. But because it's Carty They are some of the best looking women in the country. To go to La Dolce Vita, Delirium, and Space the chicas have to meet the looks requirement. I've seen dudes Tinder matches if you're into Black women especially the best of the very best are in Cartagena even the best women from Cali and other cities are drawn there..

Great post Trip! Just one question. In your opinion, do the Colombian men seek out the thinner butts or do they in general go for the big booties?

[MarkWil92]

Can anyone point me to a good gym? I'll be in the Granada area.

[Triple Darknes]

Amara la negra is not fat anymore -- she looks great!

Some dudes like to drink hot milk with maybe occassionally a little coffee then some like Coffee with a little cream. I prefer the latter. I think Amara La Negra was hot before and hot now. The GF that I broke up with looked like a skinnier version of Bernice Burgos.

I was in Kenya for two years and happy as a clam chasing bigger butt versions of Lupita Nyongo.

Cali is an acquired taste It's the closest you can get to Africa this side of Salavador in Brazil. If you're the kind of monger who would never set foot in Africa you might not like Cali.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[John Clayton]

I... If you want to run through tons of Amera La Negra...

Amara la negra is not fat anymore -- she looks great!

[Triple Darknes]

In my 10 months boots on the ground in Cali and Medelllin I can say that it's important to know what kind of Monger you are. I met over 20 mongers since I've been here and tried to help them as much as I could. Most Mongers I met were refugees from Cartagena chased out by sky high prices. Understand low ball rates for Short time in the clubs of Carty start at 100 USD. But because it's Carty They are some of the best looking women in the country. To go to La Dolce Vita, Delirium, and Space the chicas have to meet the looks requirement. I've seen dudes Tinder matches if you're into Black women especially the best of the very best are in Cartagena even the best women from Cali and other cities are drawn there.

If you like lightskinned Euro looking spinners again some of the best are in Carty but near that tier are in Medelllin. Again Meddy is super americanzied that's good because anything that you want from the states if it exists in Colombia you can get it in Meddy or Bogota. The weather is better in Meddy you can ball out in the Energy Living building but again you will pay. Prices are cheaper than Carty but quality costs; a decent looking Parque Llreas girl will quote 100 USD or whatever 400 K COP happens to be and you have to worry about being drugged. There's no guarantee that you will be drugged and robbed but it can happen.

The downsides of Cali is everything Johnny Walker laid out. It's weirdly designed, it rains at least once 9 months out of the year much of the town is a ghost town after 6 pm week days all of the clubs are salsa clubs The girls are curvy here or "fat"depending on if you thought that Paulina Pornikova was hot. There are some snippers here but because people come here for Cali curves they will get a BBL if they plan to sell ass. The other downside is the lack of GFE as soon as you say 'm coming" they're going, They have to get back to the Casa that you signed them out of or back to their family. You have to specifically ask for Todo La Noche (all night) and even then they'd rather lay up with you all day during school hours for their kids. Expect to pay at least double the rate quoted for short time.

The upside of Cali is that once you figure out the place you can reliably get 7's 8's and 9's for as little as 20 USD short time. They won't generally blow up your phone like they will in the DR but they are available especially in the daytime. It's a Daytime kind of city everything goes up at night. The other upside is the absolute dirt cheapness of this city for everything for accomodations to food (which as Johnny noted is so-so at best) to women. There's also a lot of non mongering things to do, but I haven't met a monger who came to town who wanted to do anything other than fuck as many hoes as he could. If you're into Black women or just women with fat asses Cali has that in abundance and for the cheapest prices you can find outside of the occasional gem that you find in the country or the coffee region. For extreme budget minded mongers Cali's centro has nothing on Meddy's centro but I have taken many mongers to Centro at night no one suggests that you vist Meddy's centro at night or even the day for that matter.

In short if you want knockout dimes who are willing to spend the night and you want to pay less than 100 bucks the best women for that in Colombia are in the Dominican Republic. If you want to run through tons of Amera La Negra and Bernice Burgos look-a-likes and you want to pay 25 to 35 bucks come to Cali.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

I don't know why I keep coming back here, oh yea that's right because you have the gringo exotic factor. Zero gringo mongers here, the only gringos you see are the backpackers in sanantonio or the odd couple in Grenada.

To be frank, the town's a real dump. A shithole. It's medellin but shittier food, amenities, and dirtier. Centro smells like shit everywhere. The layout is horrible and is often a ghost town after 6 pm.

Now this is just the city. The people are amazing, calenos are very nice people.

As far as mongering goes, the hottest girls are at dr amor. However, hot is relative, as you would be paying half the price for the same looks in MDE. went 6 times always excellent service no matter the girl.

bar la veinte had decent girls but no stunners, and they are overpriced imo. the lowest i got was 70k. didnt session there as didnt like the vibe.
walked into son sonero and did a 180 as there were just average and out of shape chicks.

The SW scene is practically non existent. You have plaza calcedo which is absolute dumpster diving, not even worth going there.

Carr 7 / calle 21 by el rey hotel which has 3-4 girls. And in front of the flower shops at carr 10/ calle 20 which has around 10-12 girls, in two groups of 5-6. Always ask for ID because half of them look underage. They are not seasoned nor service oriented, if you want GFE youll have to build a relationship. theyre cute and had good sessions there. They charge 40 k plus room or 50 k including room, but you can get 40 k including room if you arent a mark because that's what locals pay. did sw around noon and dr amor in the evening

I will add that tinder and bumble work very well, got 50 matches my first two nights, but was too lazy to do the song and dance so just went the pay for play route.
So yea, going back to medellin after 8 days here. Not worth coming here if you're a monger. Or tourist for that matter.

Good post Johnny Walker55. You mentioned all the places I usually go to: Bar la 20, Son Sonero, Plaza caicedo, Hotel el Rey, around the flower shop on Calle 20 and Dr Amor. To be honest most of those are bottom feeder places. Thats what I like, I'm not looking for knockouts. I like Cali for the very reason you mentioned. Theres very few mongers there, keeps the prices down.

As far as food goes I found some good places to eat that were cheap. A restaurant I found in the San Antonio area had a lunch of soup, drink, papas fritas, salad, platano, and chuletta pork chops all for 13 K ($3. 50). There were other places like that.

[JohnnyWalker55]

I don't know why I keep coming back here, oh yea that's right because you have the gringo exotic factor. Zero gringo mongers here, the only gringos you see are the backpackers in sanantonio or the odd couple in Grenada.

To be frank, the town's a real dump. A shithole. It's Medellin but shittier food, amenities, and dirtier. Centro smells like shit everywhere. The layout is horrible and is often a ghost town after 6 pm.

Now this is just the city. The people are amazing, calenos are very nice people.

As far as mongering goes, the hottest girls are at dr amor. However, hot is relative, as you would be paying half the price for the same looks in MDE. went 6 times always excellent service no matter the girl.

bar la veinte had decent girls but no stunners, and they are overpriced imo. the lowest i got was 70k. didnt session there as didn't like the vibe.
walked into son sonero and did a 180 as there were just average and out of shape chicks.

The SW scene is practically non existent. You have plaza calcedo which is absolute dumpster diving, not even worth going there.

Carr 7 / calle 21 by el rey hotel which has 3-4 girls. And in front of the flower shops at carr 10/ calle 20 which has around 10-12 girls, in two groups of 5-6. Always ask for ID because half of them look underage. They are not seasoned nor service oriented, if you want GFE youll have to build a relationship. theyre cute and had good sessions there. They charge 40 k plus room or 50 k including room, but you can get 40 k including room if you arent a mark because that's what locals pay. did sw around noon and dr amor in the evening

I will add that tinder and bumble work very well, got 50 matches my first two nights, but was too lazy to do the song and dance so just went the pay for play route.
So yea, going back to Medellin after 8 days here. Not worth coming here if you're a monger. Or tourist for that matter.

[Triple Darknes]

Gm. Could one of the Cali OGs here be so kind as to suggest a short simple list of must see discos, agencies, casas, activities, and local attractions. Staying in Granada / centenario for a week or so. Have spent a lot of time in bog, mde, smr if that helps frame my question better. I do RTFF BTW. Thanks friends.

Have you looked at the Map? World 69 has painstankingly pointed out almost every major spot for pussy in Cali There's certain places that get constant mentions on here. I'd find a Cali G" on here and read several posts and see what you can find out.

I will say that if you're in Grenada that's ground zero depending on where you are there's four casa's open as I write this right now. That's not even mentioning the clubs and restaurants where a smattering of Spanish and some salsa moves can get you a civilian.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.