Cali Reports

[BayBoy]

I spent some time in San Sonero yesterday. After Gloria didn't show up on Carrera 8. Had a beer and finally picked Malaina. A tall chica, black w big butt and big tits. Just the way I like it. Very friendly, free spirit. I put my face in her chest and wrapped her big tits around my head. Heaven, also chupa and other stuff. Cost 50 K plus a 15 K tip. Would go w her again.

The doorman at Bar San Sonero really cracked me up. He wanted to know if I had been vaccinated. I said yes, then he said go in, didn't even check my card.

I got a good funny. A couple of nights ago me, Triple Darkness and Mr. Enternational were at Hotel El Rey off of Calle 21. We were talking to the chicas for awhile and doing a lot of looking. 3 chicas finally said for us to go; got lost; take off; just plain leave. They didn't like us just talking and not dating, we were not wanted. Mean streets of Cali.

[Mr Enternational]

That's both you and Mr E. You guys have been around and even this place style of business is strange. I learn something new every day. I think that whole telephone thing has something to do with the Trans. Some guys just want to identify its his room before they pretend like they didn't know. But they knew because the trans is stating what he wants or what he wants someone to do to him.

And now for some even more strange. Me, Trip, and Bayboy went back the next day. At the front desk they kept asking us if we were going upstairs. We were like sure why not. Then they gave us the numbers. We entered and made the rounds downstairs. Most chicks had already gone home and the 3 that were left were getting ready to go home. I think I had number 23, but I did not see a booth with that number. It must be upstairs.

So we headed up and the first thing I see is the trans from yesterday twerking on the couch with some lingerie on. I had knocked on his door downstairs to show Bayboy, but I guess this is why there was no answer. I think there were 2 dudes looking on and touching.

They did not have any lights on upstairs. It was the same setup as downstairs though. We headed to make a round. There was a rainbow stripe going all the way around the wall and there were 2 dudes further down the hall. Look like they were just standing there.

This is the mf gay floor! Why would those people at the door think we wanted to come to the gay floor? I never looked for my booth. We just continued around then we saw the steps that lead to the 3rd floor.

We went up there and saw rooms with beds. The guy that let us in the day before was cleaning up mopping and stuff. We went back down to the second level then hit the stairway to the first level. As soon as you get up on the second level there is a wall painting of 2 dudes I think nekkit holding each other. I did not see it when we first got up there but Trip said he did. I guess I was focused on what is this mf doing up here twerking.

We went back to the first floor and started fucking with the chicks that were about to leave. Bayboy was trying to get some BB and when that did not work I tried for a BBBJ from the same chick. She said have to use a condom though. Then another cat came up and stepped to her. She already had her street clothes on and kept rejecting him. I said man if she won't go with me she better not be going with you.

We went back out to turn in our numbers and get our bags. I asked the people why they thought we were gay but the dude just shrugged his shoulders and the lady did not say anything.

[Triple Darknes]

That's both you and Mr E. You guys have been around and even this place style of business is strange. I learn something new every day. I think that whole telephone thing has something to do with the Trans. Some guys just want to identify its his room before they pretend like they didn't know. But they knew because the trans is stating what he wants or what he wants someone to do to him.

Let me just say up front that In Africa certain things just don't happen.

I don't know if Mr. E mentioned but when he and Bayboy went at 7:45 they were about to close and for some reason they gave us rooms to the second floor. The first time we went they said they 35 K rooms where üpsatirs. That's true they are on the THIRD FLOOR. The Second deck isn't like the Seal Team Six second deck it's filled with dudes.

The problem was they had a dude who looked like a lady on the FIRST FLOOR. I started to let the Jamaican out and say Ä wha dem tek mi far?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw8unVdeaMU

I'll be politically correct but sometimes cheap can be expensive.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[GrownMan1]

This is really a weird set up. I have never heard of this.

TTM.

That's both you and Mr E. You guys have been around and even this place style of business is strange. I learn something new every day. I think that whole telephone thing has something to do with the Trans. Some guys just want to identify its his room before they pretend like they didn't know. But they knew because the trans is stating what he wants or what he wants someone to do to him.

[BayBoy]

I went on a walking tour of the area aound Bar La 20 yesterday afternoon. First stop was El Rey Hotel. 3 chicas, all good looking definitely doable. Then up Calle 21 to Carrera 10 turned right and a short while later 2 chicas in front of a short time hotel. Not that good looking. Then on to the famous flower shop and turned right. About a block later was a group of 4 chicas on the street. Muy mala looking. Then I went down to Carrera 8 and turned left. 2 blocks later was an old favorite of mine Gloria. We dated at a short time hotel. Then I went to San Sonero and had a beer. Ran into Alexandra a chica I had dated in Nov. Good personality. Willing to do most things. Cost 50 K complete. I finished off w a beer at Bar La 20. Some nice looking chicas, good selection. I called it a day and went back to my hotel.

[JoeRoc]

The attitudes are much better, especially amoug actual Black girls. Fewer tourists even less entited behavior than Gringo filled Cartegena and Medellin.

But also less "point and click" menatlity than 450,000 K Chicas in Parque Lllreas in Meddy or 600,000 K Chicas at the Clock tower.

Hope this Helps..

Yessir! Appreciate it. I'm falling in love with the city already. I hope that it doesn't blow up as a tourist spot like Sosua and Cartagena.

[BayBoy]

I'm staying at the Gran Hotel Cali. Its a good deal. 2 bedroom apartment, w living room, full kitchen (stove refrigerator microwave), and bathroom w plenty of hot water in the shower. All for $36 a night. Right in the heart of Ave. Sexta.

[The Tall Man]

After old girl left me and Trip decided to hit some casas. If you ever go with him you better bring a good pair of shoes. He had me walking around this mf like it was nobody's business. I need the exercise and to lose some pounds but damn! I just looked that shit up. Just say from Chipichape to Bar La 20 is 3.1 km and 40 minutes. Of course we stopped off at places and what not, but that is the general area we ended up in from like 1:30 pm to 8 pm.

The first stop was a spot off the 6 called Cyber World. At least I think that is what the name was. I remembered all day and just forgot right now. But anyway you go in and pay 5500 pesos per hour. I thought it was a bit weird so I questioned the guy. He said yes it is 5500 per hour but if you stay 3 hours it is 4500 per hour. I said people actually stay here 3 hours? He said all the time. So he gave us some little chips with numbers on them. And now that I fucking think about it, maybe those were the booths we were supposed to go in! (To be explained further in the report.).

So we leave that front room and go through a door. The first thing we saw about 20 feet ahead on the right was what appeared to be a trans dude. We both agreed it was a dude and when we got closer with further inspection it was definitely a dude. So the chicks (and the trans) were in these booths with doors and each booth had a computer from 1998 and a plastic chair. I figured they were on some online webcam shit. I go into a booth and ask a chick how much. And she said 25,000 here or 35,000 upstairs..

This is really a weird set up. I have never heard of this.

TTM.

[The Tall Man]

Came in to Cali yesterday all happy. I had gone out with a chick in Barranquilla and I was hyped because she had come to see her aunt in Cali a couple of days ago and I was going to meet up with her again. I had been up all night and had the 7 am flight so I was really tired. From the Indriver I hit old girl up and asked her what time we were going to lunch. She said what do you mean; you are too far away in Barraquilla. I said didn't I tell you that where ever you go, I go? I am in Cali. She said she would come at 1 pm. So I went to the hotel and took a nap.

Woke up and she said she was on the way but I needed to be downstairs to pay the taxi. When she got there she said it was 25,000. I gave her the 3rd degree. I said where did you come from, Bogota? I showed her how I paid 25,000 on Indriver to come from the airport. But she has a car at home and does not even have the apps on her phone.

We went to Chipichape Mall and ate at Crepes & Waffles. Everything was going smooth just as it did in Barraquilla. I am really digging this chick. She had to get her daughters some food and take it to her aunt's house. She got them some Frisby from the food court. She was about to leave and I told her that I would ride with her. She had called the ripoff guy to come back and pick her up. I said no way. I called Indriver for 12,000. Women will always fuck up, especially if it is not their money.

Good post. Yes I get it about the chicas be them from Medellin, Bogota, Cali, Buca, Cartagena, Santa Marta, Barranquilla or wherever, just a bunch of drama.

After decades of traveling all through Colombia I now get it why Colombian men, be they business men or truck drivers, have a few girlfriends in each city, it is the way it is. I too have a few in every city and some cities it could be a few years since my last visit and they, or myself, will hit them up and shag if nothing else "for old time sake".

TTM.

[BayBoy]

The chica I've been sessioning w from Plaza Caicedo charges 50 K base price, plus I've been throwing in a tip of 20 K. The room is 12 K.

[BayBoy]

I've been in Cali for 2 days now. Tenth time for me. Took a red eye flight from SFO to Panama City, 7 hours of hell, then Copa airlines to Cali. It was a struggle getting thru Homeland Security and even check in. From pasaporte to Vacination card, boarding pass and Migration Form for Colombia.

Had dinner last night w Triple and Mr. Enternational. 2 super mongers, we had stories from all over the world about monger hot spots. Went to that Cyber place (that is a crazy place) a casa, and then finally Bar La 20 for a final beer. For some reason San Sonero was totally empty last night. Hopefully will open today.

Been sessioning w a MILF chica from Plaza Caicedo 2 Xs. Friendly personality, takes her time no rush, has a big round culo, AND gives a deepthroat chupa to die for. Just the start of a two week stint here in Cali.

[Triple Darknes]

I'm going in July. I cannot wait, I've already seen a couple of Cali chicks on IG and they really do got bodies like the Sistas in the states. Hopefully they have better attitudes.

The attitudes are much better, especially amoug actual Black girls. Fewer tourists even less entited behavior than Gringo filled Cartegena and Medellin.

But also less "point and click" menatlity than 450,000 K Chicas in Parque Lllreas in Meddy or 600,000 K Chicas at the Clock tower.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

The Calle 20 street meat falls into the 40 to 60,000 COP range plus 5 to 12 COP for the room.

San senero Club chicas ask for 70,000 K plus room but will accept 50,000 and they'll pay the room fee easily.

Hotel del rey chicas go to 60 K and they will accept 50 K or eat the 10 K room fee.

Bar LE Veinte chicas ask for 80 K Pesos They actually have a strip show in Bar 20 occasionally again much cheaper than Club Deluxe (600,000 K) or Eventos Liz (140,000) Cop or Caleanas VIP (140 K).

Caras Lindas girls go for 75 K per half hour. The Downside is that the chicas will only do a quickline up and leave the place is open in the daytime and closes around 8:30 pm That being said they have some decent looking woman in their almost on par with the more expensive Dr. Amor which costs around 140 K.

There's a plethora of bars on Calle 20 and in the whole San Nicolas district so there's a decent chance that you'll find something that interests the extreme cheap charlies.

I used Columbian Pesos because the USD has fluctuated against the Peso and you should be thinking in Pesos regardless.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[JoeRoc]

Again if you like curves and want to pay rock bottom prices Cali is your town basically it's like Plaza Botero in Medellin but bigger more spead out and cheaper.

Hope this Helps..

I'm going in July. I cannot wait, I've already seen a couple of Cali chicks on IG and they really do got bodies like the Sistas in the states. Hopefully they have better attitudes.

[Vern2020]

After old girl left me and Trip decided to hit some casas. If you ever go with him you better bring a good pair of shoes. He had me walking around this mf like it was nobody's business. I need the exercise and to lose some pounds but damn! I just looked that shit up. Just say from Chipichape to Bar La 20 is 3.1 km and 40 minutes. Of course we stopped off at places and what not, but that is the general area we ended up in from like 1:30 pm to 8 pm.

Glad you guys are having fun in Cali, and I'm looking forward to reading your reports for the week. I've booked my vacation this year for Cali in November. I'm looking forward to it, and will monitor this thread all year, thanks.