Cali Reports

[Naked Gunz]

Maid won't be in until in the morning. My sheets are done! Watching a chica squirt all over your bed is some shit you enjoy watching but regret much later. Guess I'll be sleeping on one side of the bed tonight.

I had a squirter in Nairobi. Turned my room into a pool! Great to witness if you have never seen this before but my bed and floor were soaked!

[GrownMan1]

Today I met up with Triple Dark and GrownMan at Jardin Plaza. Now I live closer to Chippichape and have been there several times already, the women there look good but they were mostly white, some big asses yes, but none of them seemed like they were down to fuck an African looking gringo like myself. Jardin Plaza in the daytime has the same type of demographic with slightly more black women. BUT AT NIGHT, its like all the black women just gravitate towards there. And they were definitely making that "down to fuck" eye contact with Trip, Grown and me. I was not expecting that at all. I'm going back to Jardin tomorrow night and seeing if I can take a chick back to my place.

Yes man I was scared. I just couldn't identify the chicas age and she was walking with someone definitely too young for us. I'm glad neither of us were daredevils, but she was ready to take on all three of us. She punked all of three of us.

I definitely like that area. It's been so long I forgot how exciting the mall was to younger people. More ladies flocked out at night and it was only a Thursday. I can only imagine the weekend.

[JoeRoc]

Been in Cali since Sunday July 10th. I thought the Casas were going to be where to pick up the big booty black chicks I wanted but so far I haven't been impressed with the casas here as I was with the Casas in Cartagena. Sunday I went to La 20 and saw a beautiful tall dark Paisa woman, but she was going back to Meddy in 2 hours and I didn't want to be rushed, so she left back to meddy and I sat there waiting for another chick. I settled on a white older woman with a huge ass (pic below) a little too much gut for me but that booty was poking and I had to get in it. Service was decent, she had a good attitude, probably wouldn't repeat.

Tuesday I went to Bar Olimpus, its not far off a major street and it wasn't that hard to find after reading the posts on here. 5 peso cover charge and when I walked in there were maybe 6 girls, nearly all of them darkskinned, all of them naked, but only one with the kind of ass I like. Typically I would jump at the big booty chick but I wanted to wait and see if there going to be more coming out since I got there right after they opened. Stayed an hour and no other girls came out so I left, I will probably be back at Olimpus later this week because they definitely cater to what I'm looking for and I think I came at a bad time. Went to Amor's and they had no chicks I wanted. At this point I needed to bust so I picked the best looking chick I saw, she was really petite with a little poke (tried to add a pic but it wouldn't upload). Couldn't take any dick but whatever, I only paid $26 USD.

Today I met up with Triple Dark and GrownMan at Jardin Plaza. Now I live closer to Chippichape and have been there several times already, the women there look good but they were mostly white, some big asses yes, but none of them seemed like they were down to fuck an African looking gringo like myself. Jardin Plaza in the daytime has the same type of demographic with slightly more black women. BUT AT NIGHT, its like all the black women just gravitate towards there. And they were definitely making that "down to fuck" eye contact with Trip, Grown and me. I was not expecting that at all. I'm going back to Jardin tomorrow night and seeing if I can take a chick back to my place.

After being here 5 days, Trip is speaking the truth. If you like big booty black women at rock bottom prices this is the place to be. And after being in Jardin most of the pussy is definitely in the south. I'm annoyed that I've been settling for white women so far, but I have 2 more weeks left which is more than enough time to tear into some thickness. Between Jardin Plaza, the casas I haven't hit yet, and the Big Booty Delivery service, Ima be swimming in chocolate.

Also I'm going to try to update the casa map in my time here. I'm really excited fellas, let the adventure begin.

[Triple Darknes]

Very much agree with everything. One thing that I noted is it's pretty dead socially after 5:30/6 pm and before 9 am. At least in the Versailles and downtown area. There aren't really lounges or sports bars to grab a drink. I know many people live further south and more affluent folks in the far south. Guess they high tail it after work. The economic challenges of Covid and higher unemployment may also be preventing some folks from going out much socially.

Cali is a walkers paradise. You don't really need a car as every major barrio has everything. There's a lively bar scene in the far south around Plaza Ciudad Jardin.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

You guys are forgetting the Avenida Sexta area. Its pretty lively there at night. Not as lively as before the Covid 19 thing began, but still plenty of places to go to. Viejo Barril bar is going every night, if you want a beer etc, plus theres other bars and night clubs and salsa places. And restaurants going into the night; especially if you are into the beef thing. Plus other types of food too.

And Hooters on Ave, 9 has a satellite TV system. They can get you any football game you want. Plus basketball and baseball and of course soccer games. Its not as bad as your portraying Cali. But no prostitutes on Avenida Sexta.

[Chicago85]

It's hard to explain but I met over 45 guys here. I love Cali but there's some big downsides. Cali is primarily a daytime city, A lot of the casas close down at night .They service the local afterwork crowd. All the clubs are salsa clubs there's bars but there's no bars where you can expect to meet an expat or fellow monger like that. They don't play US sports on the TV's in the bars. In theory a chica will overnight with you but they don't generally even consider that a monger would want that. .

Very much agree with everything. One thing that I noted is it's pretty dead socially after 5:30/6 pm and before 9 am. At least in the Versailles and downtown area. There aren't really lounges or sports bars to grab a drink. I know many people live further south and more affluent folks in the far south. Guess they high tail it after work. The economic challenges of Covid and higher unemployment may also be preventing some folks from going out much socially.

[Triple Darknes]

Just a side note, but the H's that you mention aren't things I, nor most of my monger friends look for. Just saying that it's pretty hard to pin down the definition of an 'American' monger. We're all shapes and sizes LOL.

Outside of that I would agree that in Cali one will have a tough time if they don't speak some Spanish and add that the overall dirtier and sketchier town will not be to the liking of many.

It's hard to explain but I met over 45 guys here. I love Cali but there's some big downsides. Cali is primarily a daytime city, A lot of the casas close down at night .They service the local afterwork crowd. All the clubs are salsa clubs there's bars but there's no bars where you can expect to meet an expat or fellow monger like that. They don't play US sports on the TV's in the bars. In theory a chica will overnight with you but they don't generally even consider that a monger would want that.

On the flip side they aren't good at faking that they like you or are into what you're into. There's a few expats here but it's like African expats they get into relationships with locals and don't try to hang out or meet new expats. There's a group that I occasionally see at the Chipichape Mall food court but they're digital nomads not retirees so they are generally busy.

99% of mongers that I meet want me to point them to some girl of their dreams then they forget that I'm alive until the girl leaves then they call me back and want to drink beers with me while I babysit them until their next session. I'm actually not a big drinker I'll tell any Monger anything that want to know about Cali and I'm friendly but not your friend. Just like these hoes are.

What I mean is I'm an active retiree and like I said this town can be boring so I like doing non mongering stuff In my experience generally Mongers want to talk to other gringos and girl watch until they meet a chica they like then the run off to fuck her. I. e. They want a hoe stroll. There's obviously an actually street meat stroll but most dudes don't want to go to Plaza Caicedo or Centro They want an upscale stroll where women pretend they're not hooking when they actually are I. E. A Parque Llreas or a Clock Tower or a El Conde, a Pedro Clisante or a wlaking street in Asia. There's nothing like that in Cali.

I like Cali because it's dirt cheap I can't pick up as easily as I could in the DR (I'm working on that) but I can fuck dozens of entry level service workers. Like Grown Man says I like to fuck the help.

And it took me several months before I was able to get this far, most don't have the patience especially not for a week or less vacation so as much as I want everyone to come to Cali I have to admit Cali is not good for everyone. I'm willing to help point anyone toward the pussy that they want but I'm not willing to be a personal mascot for bored mongers who can't find pussy after midnight on a random Monday night.

That's another thing Cali isn't a 24 hour party city it's possible to get a Tinder app girl to come to your hotel at 3 am but the vast majority won't especially if you insist on staying in the North because most of the pussy is in the south.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Chicago85]

The reason I suggested the DR is because Cali is for a certain kind of Monger, a Patient one, One willing to learn the culture understand basic human nature etc.

Like I said Cali Lacks the all important H's that most american mongers want, No Hip-Hop not Hennessey and no Hoe Stroll. If you're not a fan of bodacious women you probably won't like Cali, If you can't and won't speak a word of Spanish you won't like Cali. .

Just a side note, but the H's that you mention aren't things I, nor most of my monger friends look for. Just saying that it's pretty hard to pin down the definition of an 'American' monger. We're all shapes and sizes LOL.

Outside of that I would agree that in Cali one will have a tough time if they don't speak some Spanish and add that the overall dirtier and sketchier town will not be to the liking of many.

[SlangTeng]

The reason I suggested the DR is because Cali is for a certain kind of Monger, a Patient one, One willing to learn the culture understand basic human nature etc.

Like I said Cali Lacks the all important H's that most american mongers want, No Hip-Hop not Hennessey and no Hoe Stroll. If you're not a fan of bodacious women you probably won't like Cali, If you can't and won't speak a word of Spanish you won't like Cali.

If you are a Casa guy and pay probably some of the cheapest prices in the world for the level of Talent then Cali is your city. One other downside is the relative lack of nightlife. There's salsa but nothing else. This is a day time city. There's a lot of non mongering touristy things to do but the nightlife is severely lacking.

I'm not trying to disuade you from coming to Cali I just didn't realize how much impact my posts have made, all I'm saying is a lot of guys like the idea of cheap pussy but they are willing to pay more to have a place where they can watch women and drink henny all day. You can definitely do that in the DR.

I'd say that if you know what you're doing it's possible to get pussy for 15 to 20 dollars more in the DR.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

Your posts in both here and DR forum have been great to read. I'm almost a "fan" of you and Grownman1. I've never really seen a hoe stroll (may be close to what some south Florida strip clubs are like on a weekend). Don't drink Hennessy (I mean I would but I don't seek it out). I like hip hop but don't leave my backyard to experience things I can experience in my own backyard. I'm not fluent in Spanish by any means but I wouldn't say I'm a beginner. I live in America but the number 1 language in my county is Spanish. I have coworkers who don't speak very much English. I wouldn't be able to experience Cali too well on my own though. But I have a friend who lives there and is fluent (he was born there). I'm not great at salsa but been taking classes w my girlfriend for the last 6 months or so. I'm certainly still a beginner. It takes a decent amount of time to get past basic salsa.

All that being said, Gornwman had left some advice in the DR forum in the sub (CR / DR / Colombia). He said "go to both" LOL. He said go experience the new one and then return to the one you've already been to. I believe he hit the nail on the head. I'll go to both. But I do believe I'll start with DR.

[Triple Darknes]

I have a lot of ex-pat friends I have met throughout my mongering career. I have learned that ex-pat guys operate on a different time schedule. With the exception of Mr. Gogo most guys do not move with the conscience of being on time.

Currently I'm in the mall waiting on Trip to arrive. We agreed at 2 o'clock. Knowing how ex-pats move I asked him to repeat the rendezvous time which he did. It gave us 2 1/2 hours of preparation time. Trip is ex military like myself however is easy to become a victim of his tardiness.

Normally with my ex pat friends I tell them I will see them around or go directly to their houses. I understand that ex pat and frequent travelers operate on different time schedules. My time is limited however Trip lives here. He's worse than a first time Tinder chica.

What makes matters worse is the only reason why I continue waiting on him is to give him the items he asked me to bring to him from the states. Other than that I would be back in my room puffing on Some Cali medication dancing to my own time schedule. I wish he was a chica so as soon as he arrived I could cancel the appointment For disrespecting my time.

Yo Trip for now on tell people you were in the Navy Air Force or the Marines!

My bad I had a colombian chick in the states call me in crisis (at least she thought it was a crisis).

I'll be on time from now on.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

I understand mileage may vary. But I saw there were women quoting men 100 USD. That's what turned me off from Costa Rica as an option. I have to imagine sosua is a sight to see though. I guess I can have my number and be firm on navigating that price. I liked that I already had a WhatsApp number of a chica ready to come thru & she's alrdy shared a friend of hers contact. I suppose it wouldn't be too difficult to get sumn going in DR and could always solo trip to Cali next year. I don't see myself hopping on a plane to pay 100 USD. Wouldn't make sense for me. I've seen a lot of your posts and know you have experience in both areas. I know I like Cali. But you think I'll like DR more? Dr Amor the women aren't walking around, hot and sweaty, the place is clean & outfits and makeup on point. You walk in and get to choose what you want w no worry of locking up your belongings or being drugged. I had never even heard of leche papi until I started reading the forum. I'the be willing to navigate all that if price point is similar with more to choose from.

The reason I suggested the DR is because Cali is for a certain kind of Monger, a Patient one, One willing to learn the culture understand basic human nature etc.

Like I said Cali Lacks the all important H's that most american mongers want, No Hip-Hop not Hennessey and no Hoe Stroll. If you're not a fan of bodacious women you probably won't like Cali, If you can't and won't speak a word of Spanish you won't like Cali.

If you are a Casa guy and pay probably some of the cheapest prices in the world for the level of Talent then Cali is your city. One other downside is the relative lack of nightlife. There's salsa but nothing else. This is a day time city. There's a lot of non mongering touristy things to do but the nightlife is severely lacking.

I'm not trying to disuade you from coming to Cali I just didn't realize how much impact my posts have made, all I'm saying is a lot of guys like the idea of cheap pussy but they are willing to pay more to have a place where they can watch women and drink henny all day. You can defenitely do that in the DR.

I'd say that if you know what you're doing it's possible to get pussy for 15 to 20 dollars more in the DR.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Chevex]

Hi all,

Just looking for advice. I arrive in Cali in September. In Colombia for a month. Need to meet girls in Cali for a few days. Then go to Medellin Bogota etc. Any advice to meet 2-3 good girls for overnights for 3 days when I'm there?

[GrownMan1]

I have a lot of ex-pat friends I have met throughout my mongering career. I have learned that ex-pat guys operate on a different time schedule. With the exception of Mr. Gogo most guys do not move with the conscience of being on time.

Currently I'm in the mall waiting on Trip to arrive. We agreed at 2 o'clock. Knowing how ex-pats move I asked him to repeat the rendezvous time which he did. It gave us 2 1/2 hours of preparation time. Trip is ex military like myself however is easy to become a victim of his tardiness.

Normally with my ex pat friends I tell them I will see them around or go directly to their houses. I understand that ex pat and frequent travelers operate on different time schedules. My time is limited however Trip lives here. He's worse than a first time Tinder chica.

What makes matters worse is the only reason why I continue waiting on him is to give him the items he asked me to bring to him from the states. Other than that I would be back in my room puffing on Some Cali medication dancing to my own time schedule. I wish he was a chica so as soon as he arrived I could cancel the appointment For disrespecting my time.

Yo Trip for now on tell people you were in the Navy Air Force or the Marines!

[GrownMan1]

I am the exact opposite. I lose my sex drive in places like Cartage when they tell me those high ass prices. I would rather use my sex drive in a cheaper place like Bogota.

Overprice pussy It's like two guys kissing. Complete turn offs.

[GrownMan1]

Was in Cali from July 1 (after midnight arrival) until July 4 morning.

I'll preface this and say that this is my first time paying for sex and I was pretty nervous

I wasn't particular attracted to anyone there but a couple were fuckable. Picked this one dirty blonde girl. I was nervous af, but managed to get it up. Finished after 30 min and she asked if I wanted to eat her and said hell no LOL (I hate eating pussy and I'm not going down on a prostitute). Then she kept talking nonstop and I had to tell her to stop talking. At that time I was really turned off and just asked her if she can try to get me hard again. She tried for 2 minutes and gave up so we ended it early. She went back to her colleagues and they asked her "how was he" wtf?

Went out that night with my friend (female) and her female friends to a salsa club and then to a private party with a bunch of caleas and Brazilian grad students. Got wasted and the rest of the night is too personal and not relevant here.

I was very hangover and nauseous in the morning and decided to get a massage.

I don't think I can do much of this mongering thing. I felt very uncomfortable when the girls got up and lined themselves IP.

And I had to choose which one to fuck in front of the other girls (feels really degrading and cringey for the others). I thought it'the be a bit more discreet than that. At Dr. Amor I had to choose in front of the other girls but I think it might have been because I told the owner that I forget all their names and she took me to the girls sitting on the couch and asked me to point to the one I wanted (lmfao). Saramar was a little better but still not comfortable with the whole lineup thing.

I have friends that seem to operate like you. Not many guys can operate comfortably in a casa. Maybe you might work better with a personal hook up. A chick to come and meet you in your room in a more private settings. This works wonders for them.

Something will can have sex in a doorless closet with a proud of onlookers staring at them. But not everybody can operate like Mr. E. As he said maybe eventually your confidence will move to other arenas.