Cali Reports

[GiuseppeBonera]

I'm here because I wanted to meet up with some webcam girls. One I met. She's in love with me actually can't get her enough of me the other I'm meeting tomorrow but I'm probably not going to do anything with her because Cali sucks. Actually.

This trip is broken up into 2 parts because I went to Cali from sdq. Then Mde and now I'm back in CLO.

During the first part I tried to find caritas lindas. Couldn't find it. I was in the right street but I guess it was closed because it was July 3rd. When it's a holiday everything is close in Cali which is insane to me. I come from NYC and nothing is ever closed.

Went to dr amor. Garbage. One 6 the rest 5. I went like at 2 pm. Like 4 or 5 girls there. Go through the parking lot have to get patted by the dude. I think it's like 170 mil cop an hour not sure don't remember, was garbage anyways sorry.

I agree regarding the online presence I made that mistake the first time I went. I also agree with bar la 20 and street scene not great IMO. Caras lindas is hidden for sure and you need to go to the intercom a couple of good looking girls but not my preferred type of place. However, I feel Cali has potential especially to get some top quality for less cost. But a couple things in your post that I think needs context.

First, during holidays things can be tough especially if you are not in touristy city like Medellin, in Latin America everything closes on holidays and any places that will be open will not have the quality during normal business in the case of the day you went to DR amor granted I have never visited DR amor as is not my style of place from what I read about it but you do need to consider you may not be getting the best of the place on those dates.

Second, maybe worth checking things at places later at night I saw better quality at tangas luxury and escoces if your budget allows where you can get la Isla, lido quality girls for less however both places should be visited later. One other thing is girls in Cali are more curvy and spinner types are not as common if that is your thing but they do exist in Cali especially in places like tangas and escoces.

I am not completely disagreeing with you as Bogota and Medellin have much more to offer but would not discourage anyone from visiting Cali maybe from Thursday through Sunday would avoid going during the week. If you have the time, the trip to Cali would not break the bank and could find some gems. I have been twice and might go again in late August early September.

[Haxagonus]

I'm here because I wanted to meet up with some webcam girls. One I met. She's in love with me actually can't get her enough of me the other I'm meeting tomorrow but I'm probably not going to do anything with her because Cali sucks. Actually.

This trip is broken up into 2 parts because I went to Cali from sdq. Then Mde and now I'm back in CLO.

During the first part I tried to find caritas lindas. Couldn't find it. I was in the right street but I guess it was closed because it was July 3rd. When it's a holiday everything is close in Cali which is insane to me. I come from NYC and nothing is ever closed.

Went to dr amor. Garbage. One 6 the rest 5. I went like at 2 pm. Like 4 or 5 girls there. Go through the parking lot have to get patted by the dude. I think it's like 170 mil cop an hour not sure don't remember, was garbage anyways sorry.

I went to Qandisha spa it's not on the corner like google map says. It's deeper into the block. Look at the picture that google map provides. You'll find the building. Walk in. Some dude welcomes me. Shows me room. Standard massage place. Table and bed. Very clean very nice. Talks about prices. Don't remember too much it's either 320 k or 360 k for the most expensive plan that includes everything as well as sex. Cheapest I think is 120 k massage and no sex. Don't care not there to smash anyways. Just to look at the prices and the girls.

Girls come in one by one. All the pictures you see on their Instagram are lies. Very heavily edited. Their faces might look the same but their asses. All girls mid 20's but wrinkly / saggy asses. Someone said on this forum that the line up blew them away. Not me. These girls were maybe Medellin isla quality maybe slightly worse. I don't think they would fit in Loutron. Who knows. Maybe I'm crazy.

Second part of trip: came with my girl from sdq. She's from Cali and really hot. Too bad she's crazy. So I dumped her. She used to be sex worker in sdq and Puj. So if you can find her here you can have her.

Anyways, today I spent the entire day on mileroticos looking for someone. There are no options online. Do you understand there being no girls at all. It's like the same 30 girls. Even in Medellin I can't find the of the girls online. I can always find a new girl on every page of mileroticos. Not in Cali. The first 2 pages are new after that you'll see all the same girls. Of the few that do exist, 5 are 6/10. That's the best you'll find. You might think oh, this one is a 7 or 8. Wrong. She won't answer you because she only does virtual services like photos and video calls or she's not in Cali because it sucks.

So yea had five 6's on speed dial which is essentially all of the online girl supply of Cali on speed dial. Didn't partake. Might hit 2 of them up. Oh and most girls will ask for no more than 250 k to come to your apartment after a rigorous location verification process. A few will ask for 300 or 350 but those are the 2 girls that think they look better than the rest of the girls. Meh.

After eating on Avenida 9 Norte (good restaurants check them out) I went to bar la 20 because it was hyped. On the Galway their in the Uber saw street walkers finally. 3's and 4's. Get to the bar get padded. Free entry. After sitting bartender came to me asking what I wanted to drink I said nothing. Left me alone. I saw like 5 or 6 middle aged women in there. Some operated. Not great. 2 what looked like waitresses. 6/10. Left the bar. Garbage. This is Saturday around 10 BTW.

Called uber and while waiting to go to bar Olympus street walker came up to me. I shouldn't even have looked at her from a distance. Mind you this was probably the best look street walker in the whole area but I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. She wouldn't leave me alone at least my taco saved me. Get to bar Olympus. 7 k cover. The guy at the front thinks I don't speak Spanish. Weird. Wrist band strapped on I walk in. It's like you guys said. A bunch of naked girls. 24 is what the guy told me. Just a bunch of naked girls grinding on guys. I only wanted to use the bathroom and I didn't even do that because it was full. The quick glance I took the girls in there and I knew I was going to get what I've been seeing already in Cali.

Overall Cali sucks. Won't be coming back. What garbage is that I already pairs for the whole month for my Airbnb. Money truly solves everything.

Either my standards are too high, I only like paisas, Cali sucks.

Other tips. If you want reliable internet probable stay north of the river. If you want cheap restaurant with good food try the'loli in san Vicente. If you want probably the best Peruvian restaurant try Mar. Peruano in alameda.

Hax out.

[GiuseppeBonera]

My only experiences in Colombia have been strictly in Medellin. Based on a couple of pages of reading of Cali, it sounds like an interesting place to visit. I am leaning on making my first venture there. You, spread my wings a little. Don't get me wrong, even a fairly limited hobbyist like me has greatly enjoyed Medellin, currently my favorite destination to visit.

Will visit and report back soon.

Yes I would say Cali is worth visiting. I would recommend staying over the weekend. Also note there is less offering than Medellin or Bogota. I have been twice this year the first time I made the mistake of going during the week and also was expecting some online girl presence which was not as great as Bogota or Medellin. On the first time I went to caras lindas where the girls line up for you and you make a choice (not really my style) but there were a couple of the 8 in the lineup that I would have tried. From there made my way to Liz club nicer quality girls but still a little trashy for my taste (BTW I prefer places like lido in Bogota and la isla fase 2 in medellin, I know some on this site would say that is too high cost but just wanted to make it clear that is my standard) but I did session there and was decent. I do forget what I paid for the hour session but don't think it was more than 200 K (in fact might have been less but this was back in March of this year) the next day went to escoces and the quality of girls was about on par with my standard granted much fewer girls about 10 or so girls each time I went. On the first trip in March I did a threesome for what I though was all night for both 1 M however they changed there story when I got to the hotel where they said they could only stay until 3. Looks were about 9 for the first one and she begged me to take her friend a 6 or seven at best. On the most recent trip I ended up going with a 9 this time I made very clear I wanted until at least 8 am with BBBJ and she agreed 900 k.

On this most recent trip last month I was trying to meet up with a seeking girl sharon who I just missed last time becouse she was only available on Saturday the day I was leaving. This time she said if I wanted her to meet at tangas luxury. I had not heard of this place so I decided to check it out. I Arrived much earlier than I should have according to the uber. The place is 24 hours and I arived at 10 PM. I was the only customer with about 6 or seven girls. This place is high end. The bar man told me I could not take a girl out for less the 1. 2 M but the quality of all the girls is high. I stayed for a hour as more girls pored in and not a single customer. Finaly sharon arived with what turned out to be her cousin. Both 9 and 10's in my book. I took them both out for all night for total of 2 M including the exit fee. Feel free to bash me on the cost. I know Cali has a low end and possible free hookup opportunities and you can find some gems here. If I had more time to spend on that I would pursue for sure. I did hit up bar la 20 and the street scene nearby before heading to escoces and I did not find the gem LOL. But I do usually frequent clubs like the three I mentioned before and places like scandalo in Brasil and I am saving alot in Colombia compared to what I generally spend in brasil.

[SAInterested]

My only experiences in Colombia have been strictly in Medellin. Based on a couple of pages of reading of Cali, it sounds like an interesting place to visit. I am leaning on making my first venture there. You, spread my wings a little. Don't get me wrong, even a fairly limited hobbyist like me has greatly enjoyed Medellin, currently my favorite destination to visit.

Will visit and report back soon.

[Chicago85]

I went to Dr. Amor today, probably 8 or 9 girls introduced themselves to me and all were fat, or old, or ugly or a combination of all the above. I asked the lady inside if they had any slim girls and she acted like she didn't even know. So I sat around for maybe 30 minutes drinking some water that I bought for 4 K pesos hoping that maybe a slim girl would show up. Of course not a single one did so I left the place not going with anyone. If this is suppose to have the "best quality of girls" in Cali, then I'm highly disappointed. Does anyone know if there are any places at all that have young, slim, and cute girls in Cali?

This doesn't sound like Dr. Amor at all LOL. They usually have half again as many women and a good selection. What time did you go, 6 pm on a Sunday?

[MongerHunger]

I went to the address and found a doorbell to the right some two large metal doors. The guard quicked admitted me, check me for weapons and then showed me to the lounge area with a couch. A few minutes later, about 7 attractive and eager women came out to greet me.

I had a great experience with Andrea, and dark-skinned friendly girl with a nicely proportioned thin body and beautiful smile. I paid 120 K COP (about $30 USD) for an hour and after a great time, decided to stay and additional half hour for another 80 K COP (about $20 USD). GFE. I recommend this place.

I like Caras Lindas. Did the darker thin Chica have tatts?

[HeartSoul4]

I went to the address and found a doorbell to the right some two large metal doors. The guard quicked admitted me, check me for weapons and then showed me to the lounge area with a couch. A few minutes later, about 7 attractive and eager women came out to greet me.

I had a great experience with Andrea, and dark-skinned friendly girl with a nicely proportioned thin body and beautiful smile. I paid 120 K COP (about $30 USD) for an hour and after a great time, decided to stay and additional half hour for another 80 K COP (about $20 USD). GFE. I recommend this place.

[BayBoy]

I went to Dr. Amor today, probably 8 or 9 girls introduced themselves to me and all were fat, or old, or ugly or a combination of all the above. I asked the lady inside if they had any slim girls and she acted like she didn't even know. So I sat around for maybe 30 minutes drinking some water that I bought for 4 K pesos hoping that maybe a slim girl would show up. Of course not a single one did so I left the place not going with anyone. If this is suppose to have the "best quality of girls" in Cali, then I'm highly disappointed. Does anyone know if there are any places at all that have young, slim, and cute girls in Cali?

Cali women are known for being BIG TITS and BIG BUTTS. But I'm finding it hard to believe the women at Dr. Amor were 'fat, or old or ugly' and no slim girls?

[YankeeFan]

Both I and another poster had a good session with a slim local chica at Caras Lindas late April or early May. We both posted reports that referred to it.

You'd do better at Katmandu.

If you don't like "fat" girls frankly you're in the wrong place because even if a chick was naturally skinny she'd get enhancements. Best advice I can give you is to call Caras Lindas or any of the brothels and see if they have your type.

Most the massage girls are BBL free.

Other than that maybe you should try Medellin.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

I went to Dr. Amor today, probably 8 or 9 girls introduced themselves to me and all were fat, or old, or ugly or a combination of all the above. I asked the lady inside if they had any slim girls and she acted like she didn't even know. So I sat around for maybe 30 minutes drinking some water that I bought for 4 K pesos hoping that maybe a slim girl would show up. Of course not a single one did so I left the place not going with anyone. If this is suppose to have the "best quality of girls" in Cali, then I'm highly disappointed. Does anyone know if there are any places at all that have young, slim, and cute girls in Cali?

You'd do better at Katmandu.

If you don't like "fat" girls frankly you're in the wrong place because even if a chick was naturally skinny she'd get enhancements. Best advice I can give you is to call Caras Lindas or any of the brothels and see if they have your type.

Most the massage girls are BBL free.

Other than that maybe you should try Medellin.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Bluat]

I went to Dr. Amor today, probably 8 or 9 girls introduced themselves to me and all were fat, or old, or ugly or a combination of all the above. I asked the lady inside if they had any slim girls and she acted like she didn't even know. So I sat around for maybe 30 minutes drinking some water that I bought for 4 K pesos hoping that maybe a slim girl would show up. Of course not a single one did so I left the place not going with anyone. If this is suppose to have the "best quality of girls" in Cali, then I'm highly disappointed. Does anyone know if there are any places at all that have young, slim, and cute girls in Cali?

[Bluat]

I stayed here a few times. Nice and modern and in the center of Zona Rosa. NOW Hotel.

It's OK, comfortable enough but the internet kind of sucked. Too many times the internet dropped.

[Triple Darknes]

Hello,

I'll be in Cali in July. It's my first time in Cali but not to Colombia. I am looking for a guide during the first few days of being in Cali. To get a feel for the scene and where my hotel is. I heard Uber is your best bet for transportation. Would anyone recommend finding a driver? Or is Uber good enough to move around. I'll be staying at the gran hotel. Hope this is centrally located.

I hooked you up with my guy.

He's helped a lot of dudes.

When you get down post a review of him and the town. It'self.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Tomasb]

I stayed here a few times. Nice and modern and in the center of Zona Rosa. NOW Hotel.

Thanks I will put this hotel in the mix.

TTM.

[The Tall Man]

I've stayed at the Gran Hotel many times over the years. Its right there next to Ave. Sexta. Easy walk to cafes, restaurants, bars etc. In the heart of the Granada district.

Thanks I will put this hotel in the mix.

TTM.