Cali Reports

[DoneDeal]

Third day in Cali. Today I did Dr. Amor and a super pricey new massage spot called Qandisha. See below for the report on each.

Dr. Amor.

Everyone knows this place, so won't spend much time reviewing. But for the record, I believe that if every city in the world had a Dr. Amor, the world would be a better place.

I went at 11:30 am, and the "lineup" is comprised of a whopping total of two women. And a third that had just walked in with scrubs, and was in the ladies toilette getting ready. Meanwhile, 5 dudes sat in the dentist's waiting room.

Speaking of the waiting room, when did Dr. Amor change the system, such that dudes now wait in a fishbowl, sitting next to each other all awkward? Bad change. I liked the old system, where we were all in one big room and you can sit wherever.

In any case, I went upstairs with scrubs girl, who by now had put on a nice evening dress. We passed an agreeable hour together, she's a sweetie. And I forgot her name.

Qandisha Spa.

Avoid. Well, let me temper that.

Okay. When I saw that there's a place in Cali, Colombia that charges Berlin prices for a high-end rub-and-tug, I thought phew. This better be Berlin-level in facilities and service.

Here's the deal. In terms of facilities, it falls well short. Honestly, it's not much nicer than many of the places I already reviewed. So, for it to be charging double or triple is, at least on that basis, unjustifiable.

Now let's talk about the women. You have to be fair where fair is due. Their lineup gives a new meaning to the word "jaw-dropping". My jaw dropped so hard it almost touched my dick. A friend of mine once described sitting through a good lineup as "watching the NFL combine". It was lip-smacking good.

Essentially, they're the type of girls that you would only find in La Isla in Medellin, or in the windows of Amsterdam's Red Light District. Extremely high standards. Also, note that it's silicon city up there. Place has more operations than the CIA. Now, is that my thing? Not really. But it's definitely got a wow factor. And I was wowed alright.

I went with Valery and Tifany. Hour fifteen minutes. Intercourse included. Price? Don't make me say it. Okay I'll say it, but forgive me. 720 k.

The service? Meh. Actually the girls' attitude was great, and they got the job done. But they're just really untrained on how to touch a man. There's a difference between an erotic massage and "let me rub my tits on his back and hope it moves", and they haven't gotten that memo. Understandable: the place is just banking on having the hottest women. There's a market for that, but I won't be coming back.

Agreeable day on the whole. Cheers, folks.

DoneDeal.

[DoneDeal]

LOL. Dude you are a funny mf!

Some people wait for the party and some people are the party. From your reports it is easy to see which one you are. You do not need the place to be great in order to make a great time.

Hey old friend! I think I saw you in the Santo Domingo reports, and probably other places. Good running into you.

And thank you, very kind.

[Mr Enternational]

The girls were actually decent, and we had a great time. It wasn't so much an "erotic, tantric" massage, more like a good chill time with a couple of hotties, chatting and laughing and stuff. It was kind of like having a couple of homies over and passing around a joint, except the joint is your cock. And your homies got tits.

LOL. Dude you are a funny mf!

Decent place. I had an absolutely amazing time here, even better than in Saramar. But I think I just clicked and hit it off with those masseuses. In other words, I don't think the place is objectively great. But I had a great experience.

Some people wait for the party and some people are the party. From your reports it is easy to see which one you are. You do not need the place to be great in order to make a great time.

[DoneDeal]

Today I did two massage spots: Saramar, and then Kathmandu. Did those two because they're some of the only places open on a Sunday. Did cuatro manos at each place. That gets me up to 8 women in 36 hours in Cali. Yes, massage only (which is what I want), although I did get carried away and paid for the servicio adicinale with a couple of them so far, and dipped it in.

Saramar.

Meh. I didn't like the place. First of all, it's a dude receiving you. I don't like that. I know it's not unheard of, but I don't like to see a dude up front. Call me crazy, but I like to be the only penis around. Or at least be given the impression that I'm the only penis around, amidst the harem.

Anyway, I went with Chanel and Anita. One hour cuatro manos. Maybe it was 180 k? Can't remember.

The girls were actually decent, and we had a great time. It wasn't so much an "erotic, tantric" massage, more like a good chill time with a couple of hotties, chatting and laughing and stuff. It was kind of like having a couple of homies over and passing around a joint, except the joint is your cock. And your homies got tits.

Chanel in particular is an absolute fire-pot. Blessed with a naturally firm, toned body. You touch her up and you just go, phew.

Kathmandu.

I left Saramar, had me some pan de Bono and pan almojbana, then I had a couple of arepas rellenas, and then I headed over to Kathmandu. Cuatro manos, with Anna and Bibi, 90 minutes, damage 280 including bath table.

Decent place. I had an absolutely amazing time here, even better than in Saramar. But I think I just clicked and hit it off with those masseuses. In other words, I don't think the place is objectively great. But I had a great experience.

They were both willing to diverge from the book, and just play around, and it was great fun. Oh Anna, what an absolute sweetheart. 21 year old, petite, and just a little sweetheart of a doll. I'm coming back for her. But even Bibi was a good sport.

In 45 minutes they had me already in wonderland. There was 45 more to go, what are we going to do? We ended up doing a lot of hugs and kisses and cuddling and stuff like that, and I am a sucker for those. Then they took me to the shower room, which has one of those wooden tables for a classic table shower. They laid me out, and rubbed me clean. Over and out.

DoneDeal.

[Chicago85]

The party nights are Thursdays through Sundays. But there are several spots open on other nights.

The problem is youd hace to know where to go. I know some spots but I don't know the names or ecen the addresses. The only thing I can tell you is theres a night time spot near Dr. AMOR. And a couple in avenue 2 north in the el piloto barrio. From there theres doormen who will show you the spots.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

The following are very close:

Clubs El Faraon.

Avenida 2 Norte #22 N-59.

Manantial Eventos de Liz.

Avenida 2 and #19 and-67.

[DoneDeal]

Announcing myself onto the Cali scene. Just dropped in this morning, and I plan to sample most of the massage parlors and high-end rub'and'tug joints in town. Yes, that's my thing. I love me a Dr. Amor just as much as the next guy, but something about lying down and having a woman take care of me.

In any case, I've fished these waters a few years ago, and back for some more. Here are the two massage parlors I sampled today. Note, I found that massage places are under-reviewed on here, so I figured I would contribute with a few debutant reports.

Sajani Spa.

Went with the cuatro manos, with Zahira and Dulari (their only two masseuses). Damage was like 320 k for 90 minutes cuatro manos. Facilities decent.

Dulari is their new girl, but I thought she was a lot better than Zahira. Dark beauty, soft features, and thin. Yummm.

So, how was it? In perspective, it's good. But with the options here, I wouldn't repeat. It's just a bit too regimented, non-fluid. They were just mirroring each other the whole time. Idk. There were some high moments, but overall, nah.

They also didn't give any love to the Straits of Hormuz. They took care of the wolf, true. And yes he's the star of the show. But I like a little finger tickling the old crack.

Showered, left. I went home, took a good nap to freshen up the wolf whose had a long fly day yesterday, and then for my evening session I went to, see below.

Tantra Ashram Spa.

Talk about unreviewed. I plucked this one from the depths of the Google Maps searches. One hour, cuatro manos, Linda and Stefani, and damage of 210 k.

They are wonderful. Both of them. But Linda is just a rockstar. Lady's got skills. To be fair I think this is actually her spa, and she's passionate about this. And she's a stunner, too. Got a nice caramel burn on that well-toned body.

Everything was just spectacular about the massage. Talk about value for your money. I mean multiple times in the middle of it I had to stop and think, What have I done to deserve this? It's a man's man's world, friends.

Get this. They'll even give some love to each other, while sitting on top of you, and tickling away at the wolf. And unlike Sajani, they gave plenty of love to the Straits of Hormuz.

Every time I thought it was wonderland-time, Linda pulled a new move. She even threw a mini foot-job in there, which was welcome. Eventually they sent me to the promised land, and all was dreamy.

I'll be back there.

Tomorrow I'll do Kathmandu and Saramar. And if the humors permit, I'll throw in a review for those as well. Over and out.

DoneDeal.

[BayBoy]

2nd Day. I went down Carrera 8 and ran into Gloria again. We went to a short time hotel. She gave me a Super Chupa Duppa. For only 30 K ($6). Great session. Then I went to Son Sonero and had a beer. Surprisingly there were a large collection of chicas there, a good selection. But I was too worn out from the Gloria experience to act. Just oggled the girls. Then I went to Bar La 20 and had a beer. About 8 chicas and 20 guys. A couple were good looking. But passed.

On the way back to my hotel I went by the El Rey Hotel. 6 girls there. Mostly gorditas with big floppy tits hanging out. I talked with one of them. She started at 70 K but finally went down to 50 K. But I couldn't pull the trigger with her. I just walked back to the Ave. Sexta area to my hotel and called it a night. Out.

[BayBoy]

First day in Cali. I walked down Carrera 8 and ran into Gloria an old regular from many years. We went to a short time hotel. She's a chupa and garganta profunda especialista. Man that was a good session. She only charges 35 K ($7). Wow. Then I went over to Son Sonero had a beer, then Bar La 20 and had a beer. Not that many chicas in either place, in mid afternoon. The front door man at Son Sonero said they close at 8 pm. He also told me its called Son Sonero not San Sonero.

Then I walked to Plaza Caicedo, met up w Lily and had a good session w her at a short time hotel. To close my day down. Out.

[Ukman57]

I have met up with this chicka a few times who is really a fun fuck, down to earth girl honest a gives a guy a real good time. She does not speak any english but can communicate well with what's app and google translate. You can send messages to her in English. She does outcall for 200 K plus taxi fee. Anal is extra 90 K.

Here is a link to her: https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/k...anal/23903493/.

Treat her well and she reciprocates well.

Here is her profile translated.

"I am everything you were looking for, an excellent lover, hot, I love anal sex, accommodating and very educated.

Hello my love, I am Karol, I am 23 years old, I have a beautiful body and delicious curves, round buttocks and a beautiful face.

Today you will have the pleasure of having me naked in my bed. I offer you a moment full of pleasure, get out of the routine with me, I am sweet and accommodating.

I will be your lover and I will captivate you with my beauty and delicious movements in bed, the best thing is that I am independent I am very discreet, kind, affectionate.

I wait for you, my love".

[BayBoy]

I flew in on Copa Airlines and got thru Immigration and Customs. Took a cab to my hotel, checked in and got unpacked. Then I walked over to Plaza Caicedo. Ran into Lily an old flame from the past. We had a good session in a love hotel. Chupa, lengua and garganta profunda. Very talented chica. Topped it off w a massage.

On the way back to my hotel I saw a couple of possible date chicas close to the Plaza. Out.

[BayBoy]

I'm arriving in Cali on Wednesday, spending 2 weeks there, except for a side trip to Pereira. Been coming here since 2009. Some of the good things I like about Cali are the cheap hotels, cheap food, and cheap sexo. And the great weather. It gets up to about 80 degrees during the afternoon and cools off to the high 60's at night. Perfect short sleeve weather.

I'll be hanging out at Bar La20 and San Sonero, my 2 favorite places. And checking out the street girls in the area. Plus Plaza Caicedo and Las Cascades casa in the downtown area. If anybody wants to get together drop me a PM. Out.

[Triple Darknes]

The party nights are Thursdays through Sundays. But there are several spots open on other nights.

The problem is youd hace to know where to go. I know some spots but I don't know the names or ecen the addresses. The only thing I can tell you is theres a night time spot near Dr. AMOR. And a couple in avenue 2 north in the el piloto barrio. From there theres doormen who will show you the spots.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

[Juan Tenorio]

Wanted some midday fun and CDA is by far the best setup I've seen in Cali. It starts from tracking the number of ladies on site on their site. They open at 9 am but look when the girls show up:

9 a 0 girls.

10 a 1 girl.

11 a 6 girls.

12 16 girls.

1 18 girls.

Track on their website.

https://www.clinicadramor.com

Got there around 1:30 and there were 18 available -- almost all in the front room. That's part of the greatness -- super clean place, all the girls available to see, then you sit in a separate glassed off room. Each comes up and introduces herself one by one and gives her name. The girls are broken down by VIP (lowest), Gold and Platinum (highest). There's no explanation for what the different tiers mean -- I had no idea if more services were given in Platinum or what. Turns out that they're just tiers for how the girls price themselves. And that's not even worth figuring out because Platinum was 150 mil for an hour and I picked a platinum girl and it was 140 mil. So just choose who you like.

I also loved that I was able to WhatsApp with them before showing up and telling them exactly what I wanted (GFE, kissing, mutual oral). I got 4 names back of who would be most likely but that I had to talk to them directly. That made it a whole lot less overwhelming because you only talk to them after each of them introduces herself then you have to pick one and go sit in a separate room. It would be super annoying to have to drag a bunch of them in one-by-one and reject and rinse and repeat.

So having done my research and correspondence, I had my list of four names and listened for them when the girls did the presentation. The rest I just ignored unless she was a superstar and I didn't like the looks of one of the four.

Luckily the hottest one there (for me) was on the list! Salome. Holy shit. A true beauty, all natural body, not all tatted up, darker brown, great hair, thick hot, put together. JACKPOT!

So I mentioned to the hostess again what I was looking for and she went to talk to Salome and brought us together in the side room on a small couch. Nice get-to-know-you setup outside the fishbowl. So classy and loved it. We hit it off and we went upstairs for an hour.

Trip is absolutely right on the attitude of Cali girls. They just don't get GFE, the sensual side, etc. She tried to go straight to oral on me. So it took a few minutes to calm her down and even after I got her laid on the bed to spoon for a minute she kept saying 'porque!' Just programmed to jackrabbit fuck and perform. So it was fun lowering that wall of hers and having her enjoy the session herself.

After she relaxed a little bit, started pleasing her and could tell she wasn't used to be serviced herself. That turned the entire day around -- after she started enjoying herself and getting really into it she just flowered into a ravenous woman instead of a sex robot provider. Just an incredible session.

After many 30 minute jackrabbit sessions, having a full-on hour to explore and enjoy each other was magical. And CDA is the place to have that sort of experience -- classy, everything's clean, women who don't look like rode hard and put up wet street walkers, great protocols.

I recommend you two platinum girls in CDA: Manuela and Valeria. You can even make a combo with them by the pool.

JT.

[BayBoy]

I got on their website and there was an address on Avenida 4. Yes its a tight little room quickie / cheapie blowjob sexo situation. If you've ever been in the Army its a "Close Order Drill" scene.

[BayBoy]

Hi. I am visiting Cali later this week. At the suggestion of some forum posters, I checked out the doncolombia website and saw a review of a chica named Thalia, at a bargain basement price, whose location is Cabinas, on Avenida 6 and and Calle 17, close to Caras Linda's. Is anyone familiar with that establishment? Thanks.

It took me a minute to realize what place you guys are talking about. When I was in Cali in September DonColombia was closed. It had become an office building. I asked some people about it and nobody knew anything about it. Maybe its moved from Ave. 6.