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**Jinxx** · 05-13-13 01:28

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

See I just don't get this shit. I'm an ass man to the hilt, but a naturally big ass is what I need. I would not go near a plastic ass. And I don't know any friends who crave fake asses either. Maybe it's a Colombian thing.

OMG I feel the same exact way! I hate fake asses! I love full round booties, that sh*t turns me on more than anything but I can't stand the plastic butts. Colombia seems to be the only place where this is common. I'm not a big fan of fake boobs either.

Any of you guys ever been to Hooters Parque Lleras in Medellin. Holy sh*t I think it's a requirement to have a big unnatural looking fake plastic ass to apply for a waitress position there. The girls are otherwise gorgeous but they all have those ugly fake butts.

I'm contemplating starting an info campaign against fake asses. I may start with a facebook account. It will have to be in spanish and directed towards colombians. I may find a colombian computer nerd and pay him a few pesos to do it since I'm not really motivated to actually do that type of stuff. Somebody's got to get the word out that that sh*t ain't cool.

Maybe I could even organize a protest with picket signs outside of some plastic surgeons' offices. Yea right they'd probably put a hit out on me LOL.

**Member #4394** · 05-12-13 02:28

Cali is a heaven for big butt lovers. Have fun there, BayBoy!

Originally Posted by BayBoy [View Original Post]

I'm glad to see this Cali site is active once again, since I'll be there in about 2 weeks from now.

Personally, I'm a big culo and tits guy myself. It just gives me more to latch on to and play with. Can't get turned on to skinny chicas.

**BayBoy** · 05-11-13 18:53

Originally Posted by Novato [View Original Post]

Looks like our paths won't cross Bayboy but enjoy Cali. May I recommend a friend of mine on the Sexta by 28th (almost across from restaurante Tajamares) her name isValentina. Send me a message for more info.

Is this Valentina a 'working' girl or a friend. Friend to you. Your message box doesn't seem to work, can't take messages.

**Novato** · 05-11-13 07:40

Originally Posted by BayBoy [View Original Post]

I'll be in Cali from Mon. May 13-22 staying in the Ave. Sexta area. Be hanging out at Juan Valdez for the coffee, and Viejo Barril. Anybody care to join me, drop me a PM.

Looks like our paths won't cross Bayboy but enjoy Cali. May I recommend a friend of mine on the Sexta by 28th (almost across from restaurante Tajamares) her name isValentina. Send me a message for more info.

**BayBoy** · 05-10-13 17:12

I'll be in Cali from Mon. May 13-22 staying in the Ave. Sexta area. Be hanging out at Juan Valdez for the coffee, and Viejo Barril. Anybody care to join me, drop me a PM.

**BayBoy** · 04-28-13 01:09

I'm glad to see this Cali site is active once again, since I'll be there in about 2 weeks from now.

Personally, I'm a big culo and tits guy myself. It just gives me more to latch on to and play with. Can't get turned on to skinny chicas.

**Phunluv** · 04-27-13 09:04

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational [View Original Post]

See I just don't get this shit. I'm an ass man to the hilt, but a naturally big ass is what I need. I would not go near a plastic ass. And I don't know any friends who crave fake asses either. Maybe it's a Colombian thing.

It's a Cali thing."Cali es Cali" Dr. Amor and Flores Frescas are two venues famed for the amount of silicone you'll find there, LOL. The silicone-injected cartel groupie look holds water for a lot of lower class girls that get into this biz. They know this look could help get them a Colombian boyfriend who actually has some money to blow on them, because a trophy Barbie like that is like a status symbol amongst certain groups of moneyed Colombian men. Ever heard of the telenovela "Sin tetas no hay paraiso"? Translated that says "without tits, there is no paradise" It was a big hit on Colombian tv a few years back.

**Mr Enternational** · 04-26-13 23:32

Originally Posted by Aussie Greg [View Original Post]

I went to the Doctors yesterday to see the line up.

Hardly any in the 18 to 22 years of age range, all had big plastic asses and silicon titties, most were in the 25 to 30 years of age range.

I even said to the manager who recognized me, donde esta las flacitas "where are the slim girls"? He said to me "culos grandes vender", big asses sell.

See I just don't get this shit. I'm an ass man to the hilt, but a naturally big ass is what I need. I would not go near a plastic ass. And I don't know any friends who crave fake asses either. Maybe it's a Colombian thing.

**Aussie Greg** · 04-26-13 21:50

I went to the Doctors yesterday to see the line up.

Hardly any in the 18 to 22 years of age range, all had big plastic asses and silicon titties, most were in the 25 to 30 years of age range.
I even said to the manager who recognized me, donde esta las flacitas "where are the slim girls"? He said to me "culos grandes vender", big asses sell.

A. G.

**BlueBalls23** · 03-29-13 15:32

Thanks Bad Boy, I've found the list. Thanks for the additional information as well.

BB

**BayBoy** · 03-29-13 11:58

Originally Posted by BlueBalls23 [View Original Post]

Hello Gentleman,

I have a trip coming up visiting Cali and can't seem to find a list like for other destinations. Please help me with a list or link to previous one in case I skipped over it. This will be my first Cali trip so any guidance will be much appreciated. Been to Medellin & Bogota before. How's does Cali compare? Where are best hangout during week & weekends? Also if anyone else wants to party around April 8-14 timeframe have some beers party let me know. Also one last question any little cities outside of Cali that are worth checking out for day or 2.

Thanks in advance guys.

BB

My 2 favorites in Cali are Bar La 20 and Clinica Dr. Amor. Avenida Sexta on the North side is a good place to hang out, lots of bars and discos. Also on Ave. 9 has a lot of restaurants.

There is a 'Cali List' on the Colombia site, look on page 2.

Medellin has more action spots and sexo places to go to than Cali.

Take the bus to Popayan, its about 2-3 hr. Trip from Cali. The 'White City' has a completely restored old town, nice place to walk around.

**BlueBalls23** · 03-28-13 21:59

Hello Gentleman,

I have a trip coming up visiting Cali and can't seem to find a list like for other destinations. Please help me with a list or link to previous one in case I skipped over it. This will be my first Cali trip so any guidance will be much appreciated. Been to Medellin & Bogota before. How's does Cali compare? Where are best hangout during week & weekends? Also if anyone else wants to party around April 8-14 timeframe have some beers party let me know. Also one last question any little cities outside of Cali that are worth checking out for day or 2.

Thanks in advance guys.

BB

**Member #4287** · 03-28-13 19:52

Originally Posted by Nino Bravo [View Original Post]

Sorry if I got you confused since your writing styles are almost identical (complete with the jajaja's) , plus he made a post almost

Similar to one of your recent ones over on another non-monger forum not too long ago. Of course he loves the play for play,

Although will try to convince other naive gringos that the "hot" calenas he hangs with are attracted to him only due to his "rock

Star" appearance, good looks, style and charm. LMAO!

Funny story about the dog!

To hear him talk it has to be his good looks and style. Or is it his small postal pension they are after. LMFAO!

It just doesn't take much to impress the strata one barrio girls he dates. So his delusional state of mind is understandable to a point.

**Nino Bravo** · 03-27-13 18:07

Sorry if I got you confused since your writing styles are almost identical (complete with the jajaja's) , plus he made a post almost

Similar to one of your recent ones over on another non-monger forum not too long ago. Of course he loves the play for play,

Although will try to convince other naive gringos that the "hot" calenas he hangs with are attracted to him only due to his "rock

Star" appearance, good looks, style and charm. LMAO!

Funny story about the dog!

Originally Posted by Cali Hentai [View Original Post]

Hmmmm. Anymore Calipro groupies here? Jajaja.

I have half a mind to play along with the charade but I don't think "calipobrecito" can handle much more.

He seemed to take it in stride when he found out that his girlfriend was playing him for a fool by saying her baby was his.

And then turns around and completely loses it when she loses their dog and then spends a solid week looking for it and posting flyers all over her

Shitty neighborhood.

**Member #4287** · 03-27-13 17:03

Originally Posted by Nino Bravo [View Original Post]

Looks like the infamous CALIPRO has joined the ranks here at ISG. Welcome!

Hmmmm. Anymore Calipro groupies here? Jajaja.

I have half a mind to play along with the charade but I don't think "calipobrecito" can handle much more.

He seemed to take it in stride when he found out that his girlfriend was playing him for a fool by saying her baby was his.

And then turns around and completely loses it when she loses their dog and then spends a solid week looking for it and posting flyers all over her

Shitty neighborhood.

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