Cali Reports

[Cyberdas]

Thanks for the feedback, you guys. Seriously, it has been a matter of bad luck but also it´s the way these Caleñas are everyday more alike AW. GLobalization is to blame, for sure. CHicas here are very much into taking you for your money. THey see un gringos and ¨gringos¨ (like myself) as meal tickets and walking ATMS. They show up for dinners and lunches and ofcourse, to go out partying and dancing but then they don´t put out. A lot of head games and B.S. And for you guys out there who are thinking that this place is paradise, considering the high cost of living and prices for everything and the decline of our beloved U.S. Dollar - other destinations might make for more suitable hunting grounds. Just my two cents worth!!!

[Kdog]

If you look non-Colombian, speak decent Spanish, dress well, are confident, polite, and not too cheap, you will do well with the Colombian non-pros. IMO, if you are missing some of those characteristics, you may stuggle with non-pros in Cali. I think Ricker has all those characteristics and I can imagine it's very easy for him.

Due to my limited Spanish, picking up Non-pros has been a real challange even though I know the Cali scene and Colombian women very well (30-60 nights per year in Colombia). I've tried the non-pros many times and I really don't think my Spanish is all that bad, but I can't make out a friggin word they are saying most of the time. The pros are much more patient and clear when communicating (for obvious reasons $$$) and sadly I usually take the easy way and go straight to them.

[Ricker]

Hey Ricker, it is my understanding that you're "The Man" in Cali. Who like you, my friend. Being able to have several girlfriends in Cali is a thing of mayor leagues (so to speak). My hat off to you sir; honestly!! You must be either a very good looking fellow or someone with a lot of bling bling or both. Since it seems that you need a lot of either (or both) to hook up with a non-pro chica in this place ...

Not sure if I'm quite "the Man" in Cali ... sounds good though.
I think Cubanut runs around a bit more than me these days ... at least in the PFP area.

Luckily for me, I get to spend quite a few nights in Cali. I have been lucky to meet many chicas ... non pros.
I'm a normal looking guy, and definitely not bling bling flashy. I'm very friendly though and easy going.

Not sure about your bad luck, but I find it pretty easy to meet these chicas. Most guys I know say the same thing about the chicas in Cali.

I'm not into the internet dating anymore, too many disappointments and it's so much easier in person I find.
I'm pretty good at weeding out the interesadas too ... lots of experience at that.

I've been around both and Cali and Medellin quite a bit. To be honest, the chicas are very friendly in both cities, the upper crust Paisas (Medellin) definitely can be uppity though.
I've found the Paisas to be more drama-filled than the Calena in relationships also ... but both are great in general, especially compared to the typical gringa.

I hope your luck changes ... the odds are good amigo :)

[Cubanut]

This bar is called Albaricoque. I haven't seen it on any of the lists here on ISG. So I start talking business with my chica. She tells me.. 40k for 30 minutes, 50k for 45 minutes and 80k for an hour. Hmmm... seems kind of steep. So I call over my "host" and tell him I am ready to go. But I say, wait... "how much did you tell me it is going to cost for a chica?" He looks at Mary Luz and at this point I see Mary Luz doing all these hand signals. He says, "Did Mary Luz tell you the prices?" "Yeah, but I want you to tell them to me," I said. At this point I am positioned where I see both their faces and they both have this look on their face looking at each other like, "what the fuck do I say?" Again but very firmly I say, "Pedro, what are the prices?" Instantly he respondes... 30k pesos for 30 mintues or 40k pesos for 45 minutes." AH... as I stop him right there. "Bueno, vamos Mary Luz. 40 mil pesos para 45 minutos." I hand her the cash and up the stairs we go.

Albaricoque.. also known as Cuban's Dia and Cuban's Night.
Av. 2E Norte #24n 76
681-3427

Winner71,

Actually Albaricoque IS listed in the Cali lists under San Vicente and prices are quoted at P$45.000 60 mins., $35.000 30 mins. I was there three weeks ago but I didn't see anything I liked so I didn't inquire as to pricing. Instead went dowb the block to Geisha’s Club (also listed), Avenida 2E Norte #24N-114. Tel: 682 3164. P$40.000 60 mins. & $30.000 30 mins. It was the middle of the week and here too I didn't see anything I liked so I went around the block to Fantasia (NOT listed and sorry I don't have the exact address but it is around the block from the other two places, NOTE, it is around the block on the next street over NOT around the corner).

Fantasia I found to be very nice with 6 girls of which 2 were good looking and one very HOT. The place is nicely furnished and towards the back there is a large dance stage for girlie shows and even a glass walled shower for shows as well and a DJ's booth. Pricing was $40,000 cop for the hour and and I tipped the HOT babe $10,000 cop for going bareback all the way. Only drawback was she was a bit camera shy.

Overall all three places looked to be ideal places to hit on the weekend because I was told at each one that the weekends draw a lot of girls to work. The prices are reasonable and you can actually sit and talk for a long while with as many girls as you wish.


Cheers,


Cubanut

[Catire]

Dude, I think you're the first person I've ever heard say that girls in Medellin are easier to meet than the ones in Cali. You may very well be right, but you are certainly the first person I've heard say it.

the conventional wisdom is that MDG women are more stuck up. (I've never been to MDG, just repeating what I've heard)

to say it's impossible to strike up a conversation with a regular girl in Cali is one of the more ridiculous things I've ever heard. That's certainly not been my experience.

and I don't play the "gringo game". Ever. (by this I mean I never act like one, and don't introduce myself as one. And I can honestly do it, since I'm actually an immigrant, therefore not "technically" a gringo, but of course by looks, they all assume I am one. Then I have to strip away their dumb gringo assumptions)

amigo.com sucks. If you want the best such cyberdating site for Colombianas period, PM me.

shit.. I even got laid on the first date with a girl I met off there LOL (and no she didn't want any money.. though she did ask for taxi fare home in the early morning)

[Cyberdas]

Hey Ricker, it is my understanding that you're "The Man" in Cali. Who like you, my friend. Being able to have several girlfriends in Cali is a thing of mayor leagues (so to speak). My hat off to you sir; honestly!! You must be either a very good looking fellow or someone with a lot of bling bling or both. Since it seems that you need a lot of either (or both) to hook up with a non-pro chica in this place.

A couple of nights ago I signed up with Amigos.com - I loaded a few pictures of myself and created my profile and everything else. Nothing has happened. I wrote to a whole bunch of girls from this city and non has responded. I try talking to them around town but to no avail. I guess it doesn't help that I'm originally from this place but having been brought-up and raised in the U.S. - so my non-Caleno spanish accent doesn't work to my advantage when by sight, I pass for a Colombiano. Women here expect me to be 100% Colombiano in every aspect since I'm not white - so they don't cut me any slack. In many ways this place makes me feel like being in a semi-sex prison. If it weren't for the casas with the unmotivated chicas, there wouldn't be much difference between Sex Prison USA and this place - to be honest with you.

And people in Cali are not nowhere near friendly as the people in Medellin. Over there it is far more easier to strike-up a conversation with a regular chica. Something that ofcourse cannot be done in Cali. The attitude of women in this city is that they are too good for anyone who is not some white foreigner or some alpha-male bad boy Colombiano who probably cheats on them and treats them like shit. My two-cents worth. The only reason why I came here in the first place was family related and it's the only reason why I must remain here for a while to come. Bummer!!! Thinking about it, Sex Prison USA is not as bad as everyone puts it. Especially when compared to this freakin' place.

[Ricker]

Hey guys,

I've been in Cali now for over a month (big deal, huh?? I know!! LOL) and I've been to Medellin a couple of times now. I just got back this afternoon. Definitely no comparison between the two cities; I must say that Medellin takes the big kahuna any day of the week (IMHO). Prettier girls who for the most part are lighter skin and who unlike the girls from Cali, they have the faces and bodies to match 'em.

In any case, Cali has been a real drag in terms of meeting non-pros. I don't know what's up with the attitude and personalities of the women in this town but they definitely suck. Sorry for all you Cali lovers out there. It has been my experience that women here are very hard to become acquainted with and trying to get somewhere with them (i.e. the sack) has proven to be futile. They are very much into making you spend your money, time and energies and not get anywhere with them. It's strikingly similar to what occurs in Sex Prison.

So why come to Cali one may ask? That's what I've been asking myself ever since I've gotten here. It's actually making me want to go back to Sex Prison - kind-of depressing, ain't it?? actually, I think Medellin would do. I definitely recommend Medellin over Cali to anyone who is contemplating visiting either city or who can't make-up their mind which one to visit.

Later and out!!!

Wow ... very interesting. I have to agree that Medellin is such a nicer city, would choose it any day over Cali.

However ... I find the chicas in Cali to be incredible ... I have several "girlfriends" there now and it's hard not to meet more of them.

Sounds like you had some bad luck amigo.

[Catire]

that place is literally two blocks up the street LOL
cabbing there is too funny.

I think either that place or another right next to it on that block is for sale.. I saw it in the El Pais classifieds.

[Winner71]

So I wake up on Friday, June 1 around 12:30pm. Sheesh... I told Laura Pausini I would call her and we have a 1pm date. Nothing to fear, Colombianas are rarely punctual, so I'm free to be a little slow from time to time as well. Slow is probably not the word. Hangover from hell would be more like it. So I get out of bed, look for her number and dial her up. Voicemail. I wait a good 10 minutes and try her again. This time she answers, and by the sound of it she sounds like she feels about as good as me. I explain to her that I feel like doo-doo but that I really want to see her. I tell her, I know it was probably embarressing for her that I saw her outside her "2nd home" last night, smoking a fattie. She didn't make any remarks to that comment. I ask her if she would like to come over, but explain that we'll probably just hang around the hotel room and go get a bite to eat. She obliges and says she'll be over around 2:30pm. 2:30pm? That's like an hour and a half, so I say fine... and then figure I'll get another hour of shuteye. Next thing I know, the phone rings. It's the reception. I look at my clock and it's 3:15pm. I snoozed a little too long. There's a knock on the door, I open and just as I had dreamed... a lovely petite princess is now in my room. This gal is probably the most attractive gal I have met on this trip in Cali. 46-48 kgs of sheer beauty. She comes in and I tell her to feel free to sit on the bed. She lies down on the bed and I decide, heck why not get back into bed. Next to my bed is MP3 player that I alsways take with me. It has my favorite Regetton and Electronica music that I love turning on and having my Colombian beauties dance for me on the bed in their skivvies and then proceed to give me a strip tease. I love doing this. What is also has is my favorite Laura Pausini and Enya tunes. So this is perfect, I have an mp3 player hooked up to my mini speakers which is full of Regetton, Electronica, Laura Pausini, and Enya. So what do I do? You guessed, I flip to the artist known as Laura Pausini... song after song. The old ones, as those are my favorite sleep tunes. I get under the covers and before I know it she's under the covers with me as well. I give her a nice kiss on the lips and then back off. Love this game. We stare at each other eye to eye for a good 2-3 minutes kind of in a lazy fashion, while we listen to the beuatiful Italian singing "No digas no." Pretty much both of us are saying to one another with our eyes, "I'm tired as shit." I put her in my arms and close my eyes.

Next thing I know, I'm looking at my clock and it's 6pm. This Calena beauty fast asleep right next to me, fully clothed. I decide it's about time to wake up so I put my hand on her tummy under her shirt. She kind of squirmishes as my hands are truthfully pretty cold( I keep the room like an ice chest). I start rubbing her tummy and then go for the gold. I unbutton the top (only) button on her jeans, zip them down a bit and start rubbing my fingers on her pussy between her jeans and panties. I then go inside the panties and she continues to act like she is sleeping not making a sound. I contiune to play with her for the next few minutes until now I start feeling her get really wet. I insert 1 finger as it's difficult to insert any more than that as her jeans are on and she is very tight. She starts moaning a bit as I stick my finger deeper and deeper inside of her. So I have this 9+ in bed with me, I've probably said a whole 20 words to her since she arrived and now it looks as though the fun stuff is going to start. I continue fingering her with one finger and then begin to kiss her. She responds and before I know it we are kissing rather deeply. I'm actually a little embarresed as I have not brushed my teeth nor showered from the night before. I ask her if it's ok to shower, she takes one look at the shower (which is a shower inside of a huge bathtub) and we're both out of bed within a few seconds. We take off all our clothes and I am in heaven. This gal has the most perfect titties I have ever seen, a delicious looking box, and a face that is just so innocent looking. We get in the shower where we continue kissing. I then lather her up with soap and turn her around so I can caress those beautiful gentle breasts from behind. At this point, my dick is harder than a log and he's ready to play. While I typically don't enter sin condom, it was extremely tempting. I felt myself bending my knees with my dick in hand trying to put it in her from behind. It was difficult as she is pretty short and and has a tight pussy. So I have my dick in one hand and my other hand sticking a finger in her pussy while I am kissing her neck with water pounding onto my face (actually the water pressure isn't that strong). After a few minutes of more moaning while I finger her, she turns around and pushes me to the back of the shower (tub) where there is a small bench and I kind of sit/lie down with my back against the glass. She gets on her knees and starts sucking my dick. I don't know what it is, but Colombianas love to suck dick. What a country. It's like they are born with the knowledge of how to suck dick, and suck it good. For the next 5 minutes I am in heaven. As I begin to feel myself coming I continutally push her away as I do not want to come as I want to fuck the shit out of this chick. Unfortunately, Johnson has different ideas and before I know it she is sucking me dry. After she finishes, we kiss a bit in the shower and then exit.

We dry off, I brush my teeth and go instantly to the fridge and grab a bottle of water and down a blue pill. No way is Laura Pausini going to get out of my hotel without me testing the goods. She gets into bed naked, so I carry her over a bottle of Manzana (Apple drink) and enter the bed naked as well. We both sip on our bebida a few times and then start playing with one another. Actually I'm playing with her, trying to kind of keep her hands away from me for a bit as Johnson is in the shriveled up position. This doesn't last long as I have the hots for this chica. She is a beauty. You can all imagine what happens next, and the next 20 minutes could possibly have been the best 20 minutes of sex I have ever had. It was amazing how tight this gal was. When I saw her walking down the street yesterday in the rain, this was my dream. But after finding out she was a working gal at Pharohs, I did not imagine she would be so tight (note... I love tight chicas). So we finish up, I grab the towel and we do a half ass job of cleaning ourselves and I continue to kiss her until finally I just rest my head on her just with my mouth on her right tit. These tits are just perfect. She is stroking my hair, and the next thing I know it is 8pm and Laura Pausini is no longer in my bed. The bathroom door is open and I don't see her, so I go check on the balcony. Nada... I put on some shorts and a t-shirt and head downstairs and ask the front desk if they have seen her. They told me she left about an hour ago. Thus this beautiful angel in my arms has left without saying good-bye. Bummer.

I go back up to my room and start debating what I am going to do for the evening. The first thought in my head is to call Laura... but then I realize, she probably left because it's Friday night and my assumption is she has to work. I look around to see if anything is missing as I didn't think of that before I went downstairs. Looks as though everything is right where it is supposed to be. Check my wallet.. all my money that was in there is still there. Check my secret hiding spots where I stash cash in various spots... all clear. Nothing missing. So it turns out, the rainy day search yesterday turned into possibly the best session I have ever had in my life with an absolute angel, in bed listening to one of my favorite musicians, and it was absolutely free. No lunch, no dinner, no drinks, no cash, nada. Just a bottle of apple juice and some fantastic company. So what's next? It's my last night in Colombia after a fantastic 10 day trip. Should I call Laura and take her out for the night?

To be continued.

[Winner71]

So it's Friday Morning/Late Thursday Evening May 31/June 1.. around 2:30 in the morning. Feeling pretty good about my date that I just had, I really kind of wanted to just unwind and have a few more beers. So I decide to hook it on down to Pharoh's... about 400-500 meters from my Apartahotel. I arrive and the doors are shut and there are 3 groups of males(2-5 per group) sitting around talking. Most of them are Colombian but there are 2 extranjeros in the combined 10 guys out there. Plus there are 4-5 taxi cabs waiting to take home chicas. I ask everyone what's going on and why everyone is outside. The response... place closed at 2am and everyone is waiting on chicas to come out. You're shitting me? 2am. Isn't this Colombia? Local law is joints close early. So I figured I'd sit around as well and see what sort of eye-candy comes outside 1) to see what I missed as I really just wanted to see some hot chicas dancing in skimpy dressed outfits and 2) who knows, maybe I'll be up for round 2. So we wait and wait and wait. While we are waiting, there is a female out there (friends with some of the Colombians) who works inside Pharohs. Not as a puta, I guess more of a door lady... I didn't ask. After talking for a while she told me that there is a place about 2-3 blocks away that is opened till 6am. 6am? But I thought the law was 2am? She said, yeah but they pay the policia. AH... ok and how are the chicas? She said that many of the gals from Pharohs typically head over there depending on how their night went. So, I decide that I'll go check it out. She tells me that while it's only 2-3 blocks, I'd be best off cabbing it as it's not safe to walk there (by cab it's actally more like 6-8 blocks as you have to go a different way). So, I've decided, sure why not, I have nothing better to do and who knows what I might find. So I decide to wait a little longer to see what comes out of Pharohs and then cab it over.

So I'm sitting there waiting and low and behold... 1st chica out is Ms. Laura Pausini. The gal I provided my umbrella services to earlier in the evening. The gal I have a date with in about 10 hours at 1pm on Friday. No shit! That's where she was going, and she had tol me she was going home. So she walks out the front door and doesn't see me as I am kind of caticorner and far away. I watch her for a few minutes as she goes and talks to a group to the right. She sits down there for a few minutes and then goes and grabs this homeless guy who is out there all night long every night. This cat actually speaks a little bit of English. He's very strange as he claims he lived in the US for a while, he's disabled, homeless, and is very very wierd.. not my kind of character. So Laura goes and grabs him and they cross the street and light up a big fattie right there on the sidewalk. She's over there a good 5 minutes, smoking away with her homeless buddy. They finish and stumble back across the street, at which time I put myself right in front of her and say "Hola." She looks at me and jsut about shits. She asks me what I am doing here? I ask her, what is she doing here. This gal is 100% high and remarks... "This is my second home." "Ah, ok." I say. "You are looking mighty hot tonight, looks like you dried up just fine once you got out of the rain," I tell her. She just blushes, embarresed that I have seen her here. At this point I am looking right into her eyes (which are more red then the sunburn I got in Tayrona... and my back and forehead look like a freaking tomato) when I wonder whether I should invite her back to my apartahotel or not. First thing out of my mouth is, "So we're still on for lunch today, right?" She kind of loses her balance for a moment and falls over and says "Yeah, 1 o'clock papi." "Ok Barbie Doll, dont let me down," I reply. To this point, numerous chicas have come out and are either putting themselves in taxi-cabs or mingling around with the men that have been waiting outside for the last hour. I decided, it's getting late.. if I'm going to go check out the other place I better get going. So I hook it back to my apartahotel real quick, grab a beer out of the fridge and a down a little blue pill as my desire to get laid again today has shot up after seeing hot little Laura Pausini.

So beer in hand I walk back down to Pharoh's, hop in one of the cabs waiting there and have him take me to the bar that is 3 blocks away. This bar is called Albaricoque. I haven't seen it on any of the lists here on ISG. Actually when I left there I grabbed a business card. On one side it says Cuban's Night, Albaricoque Bar Sex and on the other side it says Cuban's Dia. Same address. I'll post the address at the bottom of this report. The cab drivers and the gal outside all referred to it as "Albaricoque."

So we go to where the cab driver thinks it is. It's pitch black outside. he says, it should be there... but it looks absolutely pitch black and dead to where he is pointing. Suddenly, out of nowhere this guy shows up and opens my door and welcomes me. I ask the cabbie, is this it? He responds, this is it. I give the cabbie 4k pesos and follow my host.

We walk in and I start asking questions so he sees, yes I am a gringo, but yes I also speak perfectly fluent Spanish. He proceeds to take me to a couch. There are probably a good 20 chicas inside sitting around various couches with around 25-40 males. Pretty happening place I think to myself for 3:30 in the morning. There are also, a few guys and gals dancing with each other here and there. Everywhere I look, everyone is sniffling like they have the flu... so my sense is I am in coke central. Another male comes up to me and asks me if I want a drink. I say sure, what beer do you have. I end up with a Club Colombia... 5k pesos. I explain to the guy that walked me to the couch, that I would like to just kind of sit and relax and also get to know most of the chicas. He asked me what I wanted. I told him the usual... black hair, triguena, petite, preferably below 45kg... definitely below 55kg, preferably small to no tits... definitely nothing any larger than 34B... not sure he understood that. So he goes and brings soone over who introduces herself and sits. I ask her a few questions and this chica is ready to go get it on. I explain to her that I am looking to meet an awful lot of gals, preferably everyone in the joint, and after I have done so I will pick out the lucky lady. So we talk a bit more and I tell her I'll remember her. My "host" comes back over and says, "how was she?" I explained to him.. not really my type, but that I would really like to meet everyone available one by one and talk to each one of them for a good 2 -3 minutes, then I will decide. So 3 beers later after I have met about 12-15 chicas. I have decided on... the 2nd chica I met. I think her name was Mary Luz, but I just don't remember as I have so many sheets of paper with gals names, numbers, and emails that I mixed up who is who on some of them. I'm pretty sure it is Mary Luz. This gal caught my eye the second I saw her and like I said, she was the 2nd one that was introduced to me. We spoke a good 8-10 minutes when she was introudced to me before I shunned her away and told her... I won't forget you. Mind you after every gal introduced to me, my "host" continually asked me... so, are you ready. I continually told him, "No, but so far it's chica #2 that I am planning on going with." I'm pretty sure he kept telling her that after each chica as well as he kept going over to her after we talked and I could tell she looked as anxious as a 5 year old on Christmas waiting to open up his gifts. So chica after chica I talk to, but the whole time I pretty much have made my mind up that I am taking that sweet looking Mary Luz. She had on this nice white thong with a white see through top. She had an ass to die for and while I was taking to every chica one by one I was just visualizing myself sticking my hard cock into Mary Luz doggie style while she screams, "Mas duro, papi. Mas duro."

So finally we are done, over-all the chicas aren't too bad, but not too many that are really spectacular either. I'd kind of compare it to la Mayorista in Medellin. You just have to find the right one. So back comes Mary Luz, she sits as I finish up my beer and asks for a drink. I ask, "what would you like?" She responds, "I only drink Colada." "Pina Colada, I respond, and how much would that cost me?" "15k pesos, she says." "15 mil pesos!!!! No mi amor, no hay Pina Coladas hoy, todo la leche que necesitas esta sentado aqui." She laughs and we start talking pricing. Mind you, my "host" has come back by about 15 times throughout the night asking for his "propina." And every time I tell him, "At the end of the night." And he always just sniffs like he still has a little white powder on his nostril and then walks away. While at the same time I am thinking to myself, "Why the hell am I going to tip someone? Is this normal?" Regardless, Pedro or whatever his name is certianly is counting on his tip at the end of the night. So I start talking business with my chica. She tells me.. 40k for 30 minutes, 50k for 45 minutes and 80k for an hour. Hmmm... seems kind of steep. It is 4:30 or 5am and I rarely frequent these joints so I'm really not sure if she is full of shit or not. I also think to myself... why would it be 50k for 45 mintues and 80k for an hour? That really doesn't make a lot of sense. So I call over my "host" and tell him I am ready to go. But I say, wait... "how much did you tell me it is going to cost for a chica?" He looks at Mary Luz and at this point I see Mary Luz doing all these hand signals. He says, "Did Mary Luz tell you the prices?" "Yeah, but I want you to tell them to me," I said. At this point I am positioned where I see both their faces and they both have this look on their face looking at each other like, "what the fuck do I say?" Again but very firmly I say, "Pedro, what are the prices?" Instantly he respondes... 30k pesos for 30 mintues or 40k pesos for 45 minutes." AH... as I stop him right there. "Bueno, vamos Mary Luz. 40 mil pesos para 45 minutos." I hand her the cash and up the stairs we go.

We get upstairs and she has her own room. She sleeps in this room as well byherself. She has 2 beds though in her room. Her "fuck bed" and the bed she sleeps in. We talk a bit and I ask her how long has she lived here. She's been there almost 2 months and she said it's her second home. That's the second time I've heard that tonight (the first time being Laura Pausini). It's rare as I just have never heard a chica say that before... kinda like they are proud that they have 2 homes. So we start getting down to business. Mind you, I gulped a little blue pill about 90 minutes earlier. I love Mary Luz's outifit so I tell her to turn on some music and dance for me on the bed. She has the guys below turn on the speaker and she dances almost 2 full songs for me and then strips and starts sucking Johnson. I don't have to ask for bbbj, she just gets right into it from the strip show. After a few minutes of sucking she reaches for a condom. I pull mine out from my wallet and she says,"no." She says that hers are better. I say maybe, but mine are pretty good.... Trojan Extra Thin Extra Lubricated. I explain this to her and she tells me that her condoms are thin also and will make me enjoy it more. Unbelieving of this I think wha the hell. Why not?

So she puts it on me and we go through all the positions. At this point I start realizing that this chica isn't as hot as she looked downstairs in the dark. Not bad... probably 165cm, 52kgs, thin thighs, a nice ass... I mean real nice, smaller than normal titties(which is good).. but they aren't real flattering to look at, and a little bit over average face for your normal Colombiana. Nothing really to write home about. So we go at it a while and then talk a bit. Exchange email addresses. She asks what I am doing in the daytime. I ask her, "Why? What are you doing? Would you like to come to my apartahotel?" She says, "Sure, but it will cost me 80k pesos." I tell her I actually already have plans and that I leave on Saturday so no chance for us to get together again. However, let's stay in touch via email. She agrees and I get dressed and head toward the front door. Just as I am opening it, low and behold Pedro (that is not really his name... I just dont remember it) comes running up. Mi propina, mi propina!! I open the door- almost getting blinded by the sunlight. I pull out a 2k peso bill, hand it to him, tell him firmly that it's all I have and he proceeds to walk me to the end of the street to fetch a cab asking if I enjoyed myself and what-not. I tell him it was great and he hands me a business card and tells me to tell all my friends. I get in the cab, tell him where I am going... look at my watch and realize it's 7:30am. I was in that room for almost 2 hours. I guess they don't monitor the 45 minutes too closely.

To be continued

Albaricoque.. also known as Cuban's Dia and Cuban's Night.
Av. 2E Norte #24n 76
681-3427 fijo
(313) 6866877 cell
On both sides of the card, by the phone number it says "Luz Verde" I have no clue why? I don't recall seeing a green light. But I do remember that there are no markings on the outside or any noise, lights, signs.. nada to let you know you've found the place. A guy just walked up out of nowhere once we got there in the cab.
Hours on the business card for Cuban's Dia says 9am-5pm
No hours listed for Cuban's Night/Albaricoque Bar Sex.. though I was told it closes at 6am.. and I walked out at 7:30am... so??? The place did still have people in it when I left. Most of them enjoying their white powder.

[Winner71]

You are correct about Laura Pausini ( I guess I should have added that for those that don't know her music). There's a reason I have included her name that she gave me in the report. You'll understand in future reports.

You are incorrect about the gal that showed up being a prepago. Ok, technically the term... yes. But this was not your normal prepago. She was a down to earth normal chica.

The attached photo on the other hand is a normal prepago. Albeit a Barranquillera not a Calena.

Ms. Pausini is an Italian singer, who sings in Spanish, and has some popular songs in the pop/Espanol genre. I suspect the girl knows/knew who Laura Pausini is.

the girl who showed up in 45 mins was obviously a "prepago" girl.

aka.. not a professional hooker, but a girl who will hook when it suits her. (aka needs the money). They usually start at 100K.

[Catire]

Ms. Pausini is an Italian singer, who sings in Spanish, and has some popular songs in the pop/Espanol genre. I suspect the girl knows/knew who Laura Pausini is.

the girl who showed up in 45 mins was obviously a "prepago" girl.

aka.. not a professional hooker, but a girl who will hook when it suits her. (aka needs the money). They usually start at 100K.

[UrbanWildlife]

I really enjoyed reading your post Winner, as it was very refreshing from the normal shit we read. It was also nice to see you had such a great time!. I hope the rest of your stay is as exciting. I do have a strong suspicion that you will be seeing this girl again very shortly. :) You just have to love the hunt!

Congratulations and thanks for sharing!.

[Winner71]

So it's Thursday May 31 around 1pm. My plane from Medellin to Cali has just landed and I am off to the minibus to catch a lift to the terminal. Oh.. but before I get on the bus I've got to starting working on a chica. Before I left for Medellin, I called Marcela.. foto posted here by Vatoslocos in March or April and he had PM'd me her number. I had tried calling her from the US in March or April, but the connection was horrendous so I figured I'd make it a point my next trip to Cali to hook up with her. So, I called her from Medellin airport and was told that this is not Marcela's phone. Ok, well who is this? "Luz," she replied. I asked her if she knew Marcela and she said that she did and asked how I knew her. This is where it gets tricky I thought. I explained to her that an acquaintence of mine had met her and her friend back in March and had sent me their foto as well as the name and phone number of Marcela. Ah.. she said, ok well this isn't Marcela's phone, would you like for me to give her a message. Uhmmm... sure, tell her I called her from the US in March or early April, but the connection was very bad and that I am now in Medellin and will be in Cali in about an hour and I will call you back when I arrive for her number. Listo. Chao. So I off I go to catch the bus. I pay my 3500 pesos for the 45 minute ride to the terminal, arrive at the terminal and grab a cab for 3200 pesos to Aparthotel del Rio... same hotel as last time. I arrive, check in, quickly change clothes and try calling Marcela again. No answer. I decide to get a few necesities from the Olympica a few blocks away. Make it back to the Apartahotel around 2pm and try calling again to Marcela. This time I get Luz on the phone again. I ask if she has spoken to Marcela and she said, yes. I say great, do you have her number so I can call her and she explains to me that she knows which fotos I am referring to and which friend sent them to me as she is the other girl in the photo. Oh, great I thought. She continues on telling me that Marcela is pregnant, by her Colombian boyfriend, and has moved in with him. Damn... I thought. Oh well, so which one are you in this foto that my acquaintance has sent me. Sure enough she explained herself to a T. Luz is the one with the bigger tits in Vatolocos 3-some fotos. So I tell Luz, that's I guess too bad about Marcela, but I guess it is good news, no? She agrees and says that she loves him a lot so it's good. We talk a few minutes and I tell her that honestly, I did not know which of you were Marcela in the foto and I would very much like to see you, Luz if you aren't too busy. She tells me, no, that she doesn't do that anymore. All I asked was to see her, so I guess she knew exactly what I wanted. She said she had a freind there with her that woould be more than happy to come to my hotel if I would like. I said, sure why not. Send her over, and if I'm not attracted to her I will pay her cab and send her home. Fair enough, we agreed. About 45 minutes later, arrives the friend of Luz. This gal is about 5'10 (1/2 inch taller than me), blond hair, and pretty big tits... 34 or 36 B or C. You see, I prefer 30B or 32A... so anything over that pretty much turms me off, unless they are like 34B and perfect. So she comes in, we chat, have a few beers, smoke few cigs. The gal is a really nice gal and we have a great rapport going. Unfortunately, I am thinking to myself... you know I'm really not physically attracted to this gal. I'm sure I could take her out for the evening and we'd have an awesome time, but what is the point if I have no interest in fucking her? So after a few beers and some great conversation, I explained to her that I am going to call a friend that I know from previous visits to go out with me for the evening and it would be best if I just give her some cash for a cab and she leave. Tears starting rolling down her face. Boy did I feel like a chump. Don't get me wrong, most guys would think this chica is hot, and she was pretty cool to hang out with.. it's just I'm picky.. I can't get it up for a blond, or someone that isn't at least a few inches shorter than me, or for someone that has tits bigger than 32B... so time is too valuable to waste with someone that is not going to interest me sexually. On hindsight, I probably should have asked for a bbbj right then and there and then sent her away. She would have done it happily as we had a great rapport going. Oh well.


So off she went and off I went to find a cyber to try to hook up with Master Yoda. Time passes and it's now 5:30pm. I've showered and decided to go hunt for a chica. Where was I to go. Just as I finished dressing and putting my shoes on I hear thunder and lightning. "Ah... shit," most might think. But not me. I say, "Bingo!!" You see, rain is a great thing. Rain brings a whole new approach to meeting chicas. So down the elevator I go with my umbrella in hand... not one of those cheap umbrellas. This is a nice-sized conservative black umbrella that I bring from the US. Straight to the bellhop I go. "Senor, hay unas Universidades por aqui?" This man has just made my day. Yes there are 2 and they are both within 3 blocks of my hotel (Apratahotel del Rio). So off I go in the rain, with my umbrella in my left hand and a backpack on my back. Why the backpack? Because I have to act as though I am actually doing something or going from somewhere... course the only thing in the backpack is a pad of paper and a pen.

Rain is a mongerer's best friend. What easier way to talk to any chica you want then go look for them in the rain? And I'm not talking normal chicas. Rain is a bonus. In the rain, you can meet any chica you so fantsy... even perfect 10's. So what's my approach? First I go search for the university, then I find a nice place about a block or 2 away, where I can get a good view of people walking down the sidewalk in all 4 directions (note, this can be done anywhere, it doesn't have to be done in front of Universities. Of course if you are looking for a date with a chica of University age, then ding dong... University would be a good starting point). So I find my spot in front of a bakery ablock away from the closest University, enter the bakery, buy a few pastries and head back out into the rain under my umbrella... at times chomping on my pastry and at times with my cell phone up to my ear acting as though I'm on the phone.

Now I'm a pretty picky cat so i'm not going to rush out and try to meet just anyone. I'm looking for that stunner. That absolute 10 that justifies reason to jump in the sack with someone after I've spent a whole week with my regular gf who has pleased me already every which way and more times in a week that a man deserves to be pleased. So what you do is mark your prey once you see someone that you like/might like. Of course in the rain it's kind of difficult sometimes to get a good look at them as some have on sweats with a hood to block the rain, newpapers over their heads, or anything else they can find to block the pouring rain...and of course some are just walking as fast as possible while they get drenched. So I spend a good 45 minutes to an hour trying to find the one. In an hours time I get 3 numbers from a few smoking hotties. 3 for 3, no rejections. I'm either good, or this rain thing really does work like a charm. Actually though, 1 turned out to be not so hot... blame that on the rain. jajajaja
Unfortunately, I can't land a date for the evening. I'm in Cali, this ain't Medellin. What the heck is the problem? The problem is it's Thursday late afternoon/early evening and I'm trying to land a date for oh... about 2-3 hours from now and it's raining cats and dogs outside so everyone is just trying to get home as fast as possible. Eveyone wants me to call them on Friday to go out Friday night. And of course, I tell them all I will call them all. Can't have 3 dates though? I've taken good notes on all of them though, to help me decide the next morning when I wake up, who is going to be the lucky chica.

Ok so it's now about 6:45pm and I decide to go grab more beer from Olympica to stock up for the night. As I walk out, I see a nice, and I mean nice, body cross right across the street going my way. I instantly throw up the umbrella and dodge traffic to cross the street and catch up with her. The conversation on the walk in the drenching rain goes well. I mean real well, and this gal is smoking. I even ask this gal to take off the hood so I can see her hair. She lowers the hood and wow... not only is her hair beautiful... jet black like I love, her face was amazing. I obviously didn't get a good glance of her before because of the rain, the hood, and her back toward me. At this point, I've decided to detract from my looking for a date in 2-3 hours idea as all I got were numbers for the next day. This gal I ask, "so, where are you headed?" She tells me, "home." "And which way might that be?" I ask. "Are you a extranjero," she asks. Uhmm.. yeah you noticed. "What hotel are you staying at?" "Apartahotel del Rio, por alla y a la derecha," I reply. We are to the point where I am supposed to take a right so I say, "so where is home?"
"Por alla," and she points to the left and starts walking that way. Wait!!!! Once again, I ask the have dinner with me and take me dancing. Once again the repsonse... how about tomorrow night. Shittt!! Fortunately I think fast and say, what are you doing tomorrow in the daytime. Do you live close? Let's see each other tomorrow afternoon, and the date is set for Friday when I wake up I will call her and she should plan to meet me at my hotel around 1pm. I get this gals name and number. She tells me it's Laura Pausini. Laura Pausini? Come on, that's not your name. She insists that it is and I leave it at that. I actually kiss her on the cheek and tell her I'll see her tomorrow.

So, me being a homer... I now have a 1pm date for Friday, 3 for Friday night and nothing for tonight and I am getting hungry. I head back to the hotel and at this point, the same bellhop is still there, but the night guy has also shown up in his street clothes. I remember this guy from last time I was there in March. I tell him my dilemma... that I went looking for a regular gal to go out for the evening. Not necessarily for any hoochie coochie, just a nice looking gal to take to dinner and accompany dancing for the evening and if we hit it off and come back and hit the sack, great. If not, not a problem. So instantly they both start telling me oh, Ive got a gal... in fact one of them pulls out his cell phone and just starts flipping through pics. I say, whoa, whoa, whoa. These are putas, right? How much is this going to cost me? His reply.. for all night.. probably 150k pesos. My response... I'm not looking for a puta I just want company to enjoy the evening and I'd rather take someone out than go at it alone. At this juncture, the other guy jumps in and says I have some friends. I ask him, "Is it going to cost me anything?" Well, yeah probably about 100k pesos, he says. I tell him, ok, call her up, explain to her what I am looking for... a date to go to dinner, to a nice restaurant, and then dancing. If we hit it off and come back and hit the sack, great... we can discuss pricing. If not, then we say our goodbyes and she just had a nice night of dinner and dancing with a gentleman. Ok? I'm going to go up to my room and change shirts as I am soaking wet and then I'll come back down and we'll talk.

I return downstairs and ask him, "What did she say?" His response, "She said she'd be her in 45 minutes." 45 minutes!!! Sweet Jesus that doenst give me much time now does it. How the heck is she going to shower, dress, get a cab and get here in 45 minutes? I question again... now you told her this is a normal date not a puta session, thus no money will be exchanging hands unless we decide to get down and dirty at the end of the night, right? His response, "Yeah, she knows, she's not a puta, she's a normal gal... actually a friend of my family. Ok, then. This should be interesting. My first blind date in who knows how many years. So I start questioning him.. is she good looking, skinny, big tits or small tits, tall or short, black hair or blond hair. Not that it matters as she'll be here in now about 30 minutes??? So, I trust him... yikes that's not something one should do often. He tells me if you don't like her, just send her home when she gets here. Ok, will do.

After I've showered, dressed and the whole bit as fast as possible.. the phone rings. Receptionist tells me I have a guest and I tell her to send her up. Knock on the door... and I open the door and walaaaaa... pure beauty. A little tall for me... 5'7 and I'm 5'9 so all is well, just taller than I am used to. However, long black hair, nice medium sized to smaller tits... about 34a, about 54-55kgs... but she's also tall so she had a nice petite figure, and ah... a beautiful smile. I could tell instantly, this is no puta. This is a regular chica... and the date began.

She comes in, we talk for a bit and then off we go. It's around 8:30pm-9pm at this point. We have dinner, go dancing, and have a few drinks. Amazingly this gal really doesn't know how to dance. I mean... no clue how to dance Regetton, doesn't even attempt to dance Electronica, and frankly I'm a better Meregue and Salsa dancer. We do dance a lot as I love to dance, but obviously there is plenty of time for talk. It ends up she doesn't really get out that often. She's a really nice gal that lives with her family and studies at the University. This is actually just what I was looking for, a normal gal to have normal conversations... ah and by the way, she was a decent kisser nothing spectacular. This has all the signs of a normal chica... 100%. It's actually kind of odd, as many of my past dates in Cali as well aren't very good dancers. Putas for the most part can always dance. Normal non-working Barranquilleras can dance my ass off the floor. Normal non-working Calenas, well they just aren't very good at dancing for some reason. Maybe it's just my luck... or bad luck. Another interesting point about this chica... she's 19 years old, had a 45 year old boyfriend for 2 years (he had dumped her about 6 months earlier). The interesting thing is he moved to Cucuta to meet a European women. She went with him for a few months. It ends up this guy marries a European women for papers to get to Europe and now has a good relationship with his wife. I just thought it was odd. So much talk about Colombianas just looking for a Visa... ends up this Colombiano was looking for one too, and he got it apparently whole breaking the heart of my date that I was currently with.

So it's around midnight, and of course like any horny male, I've undressed this chick in my mind a zillion times over the last 2 hours. Now I am just wondering, how late does this gal want to stay out? If it were up to me, I'd be content on dancing til 5am or content on going back and screwing and going to sleep. I just wonder what she is thinking as I know she has class in the morning and she lives at home so... it is kind of getting late... that is if I plan on taking her back to see my Johnson. Just as I am thinking all of this in my head, she whispers in my ear... "Let's leave." "Yeah it is getting kind of late, let's go back to the hotel and have a drink and call it a night," I remark.

Off we go, cab it back, up the elevator and into the room. Instantly after we both step foot into the hotel room, I grab her and start deep kissing her while firmly caressing one of her tits with my right hand, while my left is squeezing that ass like it's the next best thing to a bowl of arequipe helado. She is very receptive as she grabs my cock through my jeans and has it in a stronghold, without letting go until we stumble all the way to the bed. We quickly undress each other like 2 lovers who haven't seen each other in years. I don't know what it was but as she was taking off my underpants she was stroking my cock with an amazing touch. Something about those soft hands just gave me goosebumps throughout my spine. I've never really felt like that before. Sure gals stroke my cock all the time, but something about this chicas hands were different. We play with each other for about 90 seconds while I have to stop her hands numerous times or else I am going to explode. I grab a condom and lubricant, put them on, mount myself on top of her and explode in very short order. Well shit, that couldn't have been much fun for her. I tell her, let's wait about 20-30 minutes and then try again. I open a few beers, get back in bed and we talk for about 20-30 minutes. Johnson never comes back up and before I know it she has started getting dressed and ready to go. She makes her way to the bathroom, and I slip a few 20k peso bills in her purse. She comes out and we exchange email addresses and phone numbers. We kiss goodbye and agree that it was a fantastic date, I walk her down, flag her a cab, hand her 10k pesos for the cab ride (5k each way), open the door, she enters, I kiss her goodbye again, close the door and she is now on her way home. The discussion of money never comes up, she has no idea that I have put any money in her purse, and I have just had a fantastic date and a cheap session of sex with a very beautiful gal. :-)

albeit... I should have taken a small blue pill to make the fun last longer.

[Cyberdas]

Hey guys,

I've been in Cali now for over a month (big deal, huh?? I know!! LOL) and I've been to Medellin a couple of times now. I just got back this afternoon. Definitely no comparison between the two cities; I must say that Medellin takes the big kahuna any day of the week (IMHO). Prettier girls who for the most part are lighter skin and who unlike the girls from Cali, they have the faces and bodies to match 'em.

In any case, Cali has been a real drag in terms of meeting non-pros. I don't know what's up with the attitude and personalities of the women in this town but they definitely suck. Sorry for all you Cali lovers out there. It has been my experience that women here are very hard to become acquainted with and trying to get somewhere with them (i.e. the sack) has proven to be futile. They are very much into making you spend your money, time and energies and not get anywhere with them. It's strikingly similar to what occurs in Sex Prison.

So why come to Cali one may ask? That's what I've been asking myself ever since I've gotten here. It's actually making me want to go back to Sex Prison - kind-of depressing, ain't it?? actually, I think Medellin would do. I definitely recommend Medellin over Cali to anyone who is contemplating visiting either city or who can't make-up their mind which one to visit.

Later and out!!!