Cali Reports

[Midea]

Were all Fucked

This same situation happened in Beijing China, where Gringos pay up to 200USDollars for fat and old Chinese hookers, and under the pretext that:

One, they have no time to look around.
Two, they are rich and don't care.
Three, it get them harder to know that they are paying large.
What knocks me off is that their girls are really ugly!

A Chinese beauty: say boobs implement, tight round ass, 180cm tall, silky skin, long shiny black hair, going for 200USD like I had in GZ, I would say fine, as she would score the same in the States if not more.

However when looking at the pics those guys are posting, I really want to puke.

[Sailor2006]

Were all Fucked

[Surfer]

Quoting from the article GL linked:

Cali's mayor, Apolinar Salcedo, told Caracol Radio "there's an order by the FARC to heighten its terrorist attacks against Cali and nearby areas."

Well it might be an "internal matter" but, as Ricker notes, so is the Iraqi civil war, errr, insurrection.

I am sure Ricker's novia is happy to be getting out of dodge and going home. Antifreeze also moved to Periera recently. Maybe Periera will be the new hotspot in Colombia ( I read earlier this year that American was considering adding a direct flight from Miami). Time to open another Mansion there, then Bogota, Barranquilla and Bucaramanga. Just imagine it, some day Mansions for mongers will be as ubiquitous as Mickey D's in the US. ):

A little bird recently PM'd me a story about Greg bringing a chica from Cali's biggest casa (La Clinica del Doctor Amor on Ave 2a along the river just down from Torre de Cali) to the Mansion and telling her to charge his beloved guests 150,000 per hour. This same chica had been content charging 38,000 at La clinica just the month before, and the house keeps about 40% of that.

After seeing that the Mansion's guests will pay 150,000 per hour, do you think she will again be satisfied with the rates at La Clinica??????????? Do you think she might tell her friends that the gringos will pay 150,000 for SHORT TIME????? I pay UP TO 150,000 for LT, usually 100 to 120, but NEVER for ST! Even Cali's most overpriced clipjoint Flores Frescas is cheaper than what they will charge after seeing the rates they can get at the Mansion!

Prov/WestCoastWill/BarebackBill: While I am culturally sensitive traveler, unlike you and your ilk, I WAS a part of the problem to an extent as I would pay more than locals, bargained less etc. But I am out of Colombia after a good ride of 15 trips over a little more than 3 years. In three days, I am off to Thailand then Laos before spending Xmas with my honeyko in Mindanao so I won't be posting here for quite awhile.

[Ricker]

Miami,

I found this article in the International Herald Tribune after reading your post. I'm thinking about canceling my upcoming trip. Seems like the shit is hitting the fan down there in Cali. I'll miss my chicas but at least I'll live to monger another day. I might just have to head back to Medellin for some (relatively) safer fun.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/...y_Bombings.php

See you in Parque Lleras amigo! :)

[Ricker]

As for the trouble in Cali this last week, Medellin Bob was their when a few bombs went off, just inturnial stuff.

Aussie G.

Just like the bombs in Iraq ... internal stuff.

Terrorism is terrorism ... be careful out there boys!

Like Miami Heat said ... when the locals are nervous AND when Gringo Loco cancels his Cali trip ... there's a problem.

Take care y Suerte!

[MiamiHeatLuver]

As for the trouble in Cali this last week, Medellin Bob was their when a few bombs went off, just inturnial stuff.

Aussie G.[/QUOTE]

Just a "Few Bombs"? and that it maybe was "internal"? Maybe? That for some strange reason doesnt sound too soothing or convincing to me. Ha ha lol. The city was very on edge and you could see the concern on the peoples faces. My Novia did not want to go out on Thurday night nor did my cunado or his Novia. Cali im sorry to say has taken a turn for the worse. Peace "Chino" P.S. Thanks for the link "GRINGO" you saved me a bunch of time!

[Scooby1]

Whats the POLO congress is that the Colombia version of Junior Statesmen of America, an american high school practice political group?

[Sailor2006]

This is a thread, not an english paper, people need to relax. we should be attacking each other simply becuase we do not agree not becuase we can not spell.

[Ricker]

Miami,

I found this article in the International Herald Tribune after reading your post. I'm thinking about canceling my upcoming trip. Seems like the shit is hitting the fan down there in Cali. I'll miss my chicas but at least I'll live to monger another day. I might just have to head back to Medellin for some (relatively) safer fun.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/...y_Bombings.php

Hey Loco ... My girlfriend is moving from Cali also. We just found an apartment in Pereira.

Between the street crime increasing there and the new and increased FARC activity, it's time to move to safer ground :)

Suerte!

[Aussie Greg]

Im happy with my spelling, I left school at 14 years of age to help my parents in their small business after dad was in the Australian Army in Korea and also the Western Australia Police Forse for 20 years.

Yes spelling is not one of my fine points, but I´m happy with it, maths is what I´m good at which only speaks for it self while I´ve been here in Colombia.

If any body has any spesific questions about the FARC/ELN then ask me and I´ll ask my girlfriend who is a member of the POLO congress here in Medellin, the youngest member in Colombia, she´s spending this week in Bogota at their annuial congress meeting.

As for the trouble in Cali this last week, Medellin Bob was their when a few bombs went off, just inturnial stuff.

Aussie G.

Greg: for the 100th time I NEVER said you (or the Mansion) was responsible for the increasing cost of mongering in Medellin! I know reading and writing in English does not come easily to you, but will you PLEASE either QUOTE where you think it is that I posted that or give it a rest?

Chino: Maybe Colombia needs to be destroyed in order to be saved (to use an analogy from the Vietnam War). A few FARC/ELN incursions into the tourist parts of Cali or Medellin (Laguito is too heavilty fortified) would be just what the doctor ordered. Say an Ejercito Poblacion (urban division of FARC) commando team hitting FloresFrescas just as the dildo show starts then grabbing a group of gringos and sequestering somewhere in Caqueta or Putomayo for a few months while bleeding their relatives and the US government for ransom money.

With the newly Democrat controlled Congress soon to open debate about reauthorization of PlanColombia, a spectacular urban offensive is pretty likely IMHO. For the record I am NOT condoning the FARC terrorists, but fear of their activities is what protected Colombia from the current plague (of Anglo sex tourists) for decades. As it is with ANY ecosystem, when a predator is removed or depopulated its prey proliferates in unhealthy numbers.

Prov/WestCoastWill: How about confining your posts to places you have actually screwed females (read: TJ and LA)?

[Gringo Loco]

Miami,

I found this article in the International Herald Tribune after reading your post. I'm thinking about canceling my upcoming trip. Seems like the shit is hitting the fan down there in Cali. I'll miss my chicas but at least I'll live to monger another day. I might just have to head back to Medellin for some (relatively) safer fun.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/...y_Bombings.php

[Surfer]

Greg: for the 100th time I NEVER said you (or the Mansion) was responsible for the increasing cost of mongering in Medellin! I know reading and writing in English does not come easily to you, but will you PLEASE either QUOTE where you think it is that I posted that or give it a rest?

Chino: Maybe Colombia needs to be destroyed in order to be saved (to use an analogy from the Vietnam War). A few FARC/ELN incursions into the tourist parts of Cali or Medellin (Laguito is too heavilty fortified) would be just what the doctor ordered. Say an Ejercito Poblacion (urban division of FARC) commando team hitting FloresFrescas just as the dildo show starts then grabbing a group of gringos and sequestering somewhere in Caqueta or Putomayo for a few months while bleeding their relatives and the US government for ransom money.

With the newly Democrat controlled Congress soon to open debate about reauthorization of PlanColombia, a spectacular urban offensive is pretty likely IMHO. For the record I am NOT condoning the FARC terrorists, but fear of their activities is what protected Colombia from the current plague (of Anglo sex tourists) for decades. As it is with ANY ecosystem, when a predator is removed or depopulated its prey proliferates in unhealthy numbers.

Prov/WestCoastWill: How about confining your posts to places you have actually screwed females (read: TJ and LA)?

[MiamiHeatLuver]

JUST got off the plane from Cali guys, it seem to be getting dirtier and dirtier, more and more poverty and never ever ending traffic and unfinished street construction. Just when i thought things couldnt be going any worse, 3 bombs apparently went off near my hotel planted by a "NEW" group FARC wanna be or something! Will try to find links and post them ASAP! Peace "Chino"

[Aussie Greg]

SURFER,

How much has your lawyers fees gone up in San Fransisco in the last 3 years ?

No decision has been made yet on where the new Cali Mansion will be, we have made offers on a few properties but all offers have fallen through, we will be in Cali before Christmas though, lets see how much the price goes up.
In fact the Medellin Loutron Group is also going to Cali, regards to all.

Aussie Greg.

not JUST for the joiner fee but for the type of folks it attracts. I always avoid it like the plague. The Cali version of the Medellin Mansion should go in that area (as opposed to on the upper Sexta where it apparently is).

4 points/Sheraton is a much better location, but I refuse to stay at hotels if they pull that joiner fee crap. If you want to spend that kind of dosh on a hotel room (over $100), Casa de Alferez is the bomb (as I told you BEFORE you left).
There is also a new, luxury, hotel that opened in South Cali but I have never stayed there.

[Member #4351]

Yeah, its the Radisson, supposed to be good, but its out of the way. My cab driver to the airport after hearing my ranting about the Intercontinental told me I should try the Aristi...I checked out the website and it looks promising.