Cali Reports

[BayBoy]

I completed my first trip to Cali in February, went out there for veneers originally. I ended up researching Colombia online and found this site I uploaded a question about where to say in December of 21. I went there with a friend in February of 22. Ended up mostly inviting girls over from the escort website that was listed in the forum. Most girls didn't look like the photos they had posted or didn't mention they had a kid so there bodies were not up to par. My friend came a little later in the week and when he came I went out for the first time. Walked around Granada hit a bar the waiter was very friendly and cool l, as we left I forgot the bottle we had bought in the bar the guy chased us down to give us our bottle very friendly people. We ended up going to Dina's club when we walked in about 15 girls sitting on the sofa all greeted us as we walked in. A few 8/9's in there I hit one girl that was gorgeous me and my friend had a good time that night got drunk as hell and ran through the women at the club. It was so fun we returned the next night but I had just gotten my new teeth and was celebrating ended having too much to drink I had to go home early. My friend stayed went to a hotel with one of the girls afterwards he doesn't remember anything from that night I tried to get him to come with me but he was so drunk he ignored me I said fuck it. Next morning I made sure I tracked him down I know it could of been dangerous but he is a grown man I tried to get him to leave. We also tried Tangas club I met a beautiful women there but she wanted 400,000 for HR we already got accustomed to Dina's so we left to Dina's once again 100,000-150,000. Next time we go we're going to try more places out it was our first time we were really just warming up. Returning to Colombia on September 1st for a week if anybody wants to link up let me know my friend will be with me once again. He also has returned to Colombia since our initial visit he said he went to dDi as and it didn't have to many girls that time.

I will be in Cali from Aug 25-28; then Pereira from Aug 29-Sept 1. Then back to Cali from Sept 1-6. If you want to get together for a beer. Let me know. Bayboy.

[GrownMan1]

Man trip moves to his own time, pussy first and the other shit later.

Its funny that you said that. During my time in Cali I overheard Trip advising Joe Rock. When first meeting a chica take her to your room, knock her off, then take her to the movies or on a date.

[TexXaco]

I completed my first trip to Cali in February, went out there for veneers originally. I ended up researching Colombia online and found this site I uploaded a question about where to say in December of 21. I went there with a friend in February of 22. Ended up mostly inviting girls over from the escort website that was listed in the forum. Most girls didn't look like the photos they had posted or didn't mention they had a kid so there bodies were not up to par. My friend came a little later in the week and when he came I went out for the first time. Walked around Granada hit a bar the waiter was very friendly and cool l, as we left I forgot the bottle we had bought in the bar the guy chased us down to give us our bottle very friendly people. We ended up going to Dina's club when we walked in about 15 girls sitting on the sofa all greeted us as we walked in. A few 8/9's in there I hit one girl that was gorgeous me and my friend had a good time that night got drunk as hell and ran through the women at the club. It was so fun we returned the next night but I had just gotten my new teeth and was celebrating ended having too much to drink I had to go home early. My friend stayed went to a hotel with one of the girls afterwards he doesn't remember anything from that night I tried to get him to come with me but he was so drunk he ignored me I said fuck it. Next morning I made sure I tracked him down I know it could of been dangerous but he is a grown man I tried to get him to leave. We also tried Tangas club I met a beautiful women there but she wanted 400,000 for HR we already got accustomed to Dina's so we left to Dina's once again 100,000-150,000. Next time we go we're going to try more places out it was our first time we were really just warming up. Returning to Colombia on September 1st for a week if anybody wants to link up let me know my friend will be with me once again. He also has returned to Colombia since our initial visit he said he went to dDi as and it didn't have to many girls that time.

[Triple Darknes]

I saw you are very knowledgeable about Cali and I have been there many times too as I like curvy girls like you do; but I am wondering if Barranquilla is on par with Cali in term of availability of curvy girls. Any experience?

Barranquilla is on the coast so in theory it should be similar, but I never been to BQ so I can't say.

Trip.

[BigButtDetecto]

Just Go to the Dr bro.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

I saw you are very knowledgeable about Cali and I have been there many times too as I like curvy girls like you do; but I am wondering if Barranquilla is on par with Cali in term of availability of curvy girls. Any experience?

[Triple Darknes]

Man trip moves to his own time, pussy first and the other shit later. Just being on time or early (Chris on the wire " get there early") is important to me. It's my word and commitment. Really enjoying you and Trip reporting on the essence of Cali. Wish I was there.

You were the one that told Me about Colombia, You said you liked Pereria better than anyplace except Cuba.

You were right about Colombianas being flakey compared to Dominicanas though.

Come on down.

Trip.

[Mr Gogo]

I have a lot of ex-pat friends I have met throughout my mongering career. I have learned that ex-pat guys operate on a different time schedule. With the exception of Mr. Gogo most guys do not move with the conscience of being on time.

Currently I'm in the mall waiting on Trip to arrive. We agreed at 2 o'clock. Knowing how ex-pats move I asked him to repeat the rendezvous time which he did. It gave us 2 1/2 hours of preparation time. Trip is ex military like myself however is easy to become a victim of his tardiness.

Normally with my ex pat friends I tell them I will see them around or go directly to their houses. I understand that ex pat and frequent travelers operate on different time schedules. My time is limited however Trip lives here. He's worse than a first time Tinder chica.

What makes matters worse is the only reason why I continue waiting on him is to give him the items he asked me to bring to him from the states. Other than that I would be back in my room puffing on Some Cali medication dancing to my own time schedule. I wish he was a chica so as soon as he arrived I could cancel the appointment For disrespecting my time.

Yo Trip for now on tell people you were in the Navy Air Force or the Marines!

Man trip moves to his own time, pussy first and the other shit later. Just being on time or early (Chris on the wire " get there early") is important to me. It's my word and commitment. Really enjoying you and Trip reporting on the essence of Cali. Wish I was there.

[Naked Gunz]

Maid won't be in until in the morning. My sheets are done! Watching a chica squirt all over your bed is some shit you enjoy watching but regret much later. Guess I'll be sleeping on one side of the bed tonight.

I had a squirter in Nairobi. Turned my room into a pool! Great to witness if you have never seen this before but my bed and floor were soaked!

[GrownMan1]

Today I met up with Triple Dark and GrownMan at Jardin Plaza. Now I live closer to Chippichape and have been there several times already, the women there look good but they were mostly white, some big asses yes, but none of them seemed like they were down to fuck an African looking gringo like myself. Jardin Plaza in the daytime has the same type of demographic with slightly more black women. BUT AT NIGHT, its like all the black women just gravitate towards there. And they were definitely making that "down to fuck" eye contact with Trip, Grown and me. I was not expecting that at all. I'm going back to Jardin tomorrow night and seeing if I can take a chick back to my place.

Yes man I was scared. I just couldn't identify the chicas age and she was walking with someone definitely too young for us. I'm glad neither of us were daredevils, but she was ready to take on all three of us. She punked all of three of us.

I definitely like that area. It's been so long I forgot how exciting the mall was to younger people. More ladies flocked out at night and it was only a Thursday. I can only imagine the weekend.

[JoeRoc]

Been in Cali since Sunday July 10th. I thought the Casas were going to be where to pick up the big booty black chicks I wanted but so far I haven't been impressed with the casas here as I was with the Casas in Cartagena. Sunday I went to La 20 and saw a beautiful tall dark Paisa woman, but she was going back to Meddy in 2 hours and I didn't want to be rushed, so she left back to meddy and I sat there waiting for another chick. I settled on a white older woman with a huge ass (pic below) a little too much gut for me but that booty was poking and I had to get in it. Service was decent, she had a good attitude, probably wouldn't repeat.

Tuesday I went to Bar Olimpus, its not far off a major street and it wasn't that hard to find after reading the posts on here. 5 peso cover charge and when I walked in there were maybe 6 girls, nearly all of them darkskinned, all of them naked, but only one with the kind of ass I like. Typically I would jump at the big booty chick but I wanted to wait and see if there going to be more coming out since I got there right after they opened. Stayed an hour and no other girls came out so I left, I will probably be back at Olimpus later this week because they definitely cater to what I'm looking for and I think I came at a bad time. Went to Amor's and they had no chicks I wanted. At this point I needed to bust so I picked the best looking chick I saw, she was really petite with a little poke (tried to add a pic but it wouldn't upload). Couldn't take any dick but whatever, I only paid $26 USD.

Today I met up with Triple Dark and GrownMan at Jardin Plaza. Now I live closer to Chippichape and have been there several times already, the women there look good but they were mostly white, some big asses yes, but none of them seemed like they were down to fuck an African looking gringo like myself. Jardin Plaza in the daytime has the same type of demographic with slightly more black women. BUT AT NIGHT, its like all the black women just gravitate towards there. And they were definitely making that "down to fuck" eye contact with Trip, Grown and me. I was not expecting that at all. I'm going back to Jardin tomorrow night and seeing if I can take a chick back to my place.

After being here 5 days, Trip is speaking the truth. If you like big booty black women at rock bottom prices this is the place to be. And after being in Jardin most of the pussy is definitely in the south. I'm annoyed that I've been settling for white women so far, but I have 2 more weeks left which is more than enough time to tear into some thickness. Between Jardin Plaza, the casas I haven't hit yet, and the Big Booty Delivery service, Ima be swimming in chocolate.

Also I'm going to try to update the casa map in my time here. I'm really excited fellas, let the adventure begin.

[Triple Darknes]

Very much agree with everything. One thing that I noted is it's pretty dead socially after 5:30/6 pm and before 9 am. At least in the Versailles and downtown area. There aren't really lounges or sports bars to grab a drink. I know many people live further south and more affluent folks in the far south. Guess they high tail it after work. The economic challenges of Covid and higher unemployment may also be preventing some folks from going out much socially.

Cali is a walkers paradise. You don't really need a car as every major barrio has everything. There's a lively bar scene in the far south around Plaza Ciudad Jardin.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

You guys are forgetting the Avenida Sexta area. Its pretty lively there at night. Not as lively as before the Covid 19 thing began, but still plenty of places to go to. Viejo Barril bar is going every night, if you want a beer etc, plus theres other bars and night clubs and salsa places. And restaurants going into the night; especially if you are into the beef thing. Plus other types of food too.

And Hooters on Ave, 9 has a satellite TV system. They can get you any football game you want. Plus basketball and baseball and of course soccer games. Its not as bad as your portraying Cali. But no prostitutes on Avenida Sexta.

[Chicago85]

It's hard to explain but I met over 45 guys here. I love Cali but there's some big downsides. Cali is primarily a daytime city, A lot of the casas close down at night .They service the local afterwork crowd. All the clubs are salsa clubs there's bars but there's no bars where you can expect to meet an expat or fellow monger like that. They don't play US sports on the TV's in the bars. In theory a chica will overnight with you but they don't generally even consider that a monger would want that. .

Very much agree with everything. One thing that I noted is it's pretty dead socially after 5:30/6 pm and before 9 am. At least in the Versailles and downtown area. There aren't really lounges or sports bars to grab a drink. I know many people live further south and more affluent folks in the far south. Guess they high tail it after work. The economic challenges of Covid and higher unemployment may also be preventing some folks from going out much socially.

[Triple Darknes]

Just a side note, but the H's that you mention aren't things I, nor most of my monger friends look for. Just saying that it's pretty hard to pin down the definition of an 'American' monger. We're all shapes and sizes LOL.

Outside of that I would agree that in Cali one will have a tough time if they don't speak some Spanish and add that the overall dirtier and sketchier town will not be to the liking of many.

It's hard to explain but I met over 45 guys here. I love Cali but there's some big downsides. Cali is primarily a daytime city, A lot of the casas close down at night .They service the local afterwork crowd. All the clubs are salsa clubs there's bars but there's no bars where you can expect to meet an expat or fellow monger like that. They don't play US sports on the TV's in the bars. In theory a chica will overnight with you but they don't generally even consider that a monger would want that.

On the flip side they aren't good at faking that they like you or are into what you're into. There's a few expats here but it's like African expats they get into relationships with locals and don't try to hang out or meet new expats. There's a group that I occasionally see at the Chipichape Mall food court but they're digital nomads not retirees so they are generally busy.

99% of mongers that I meet want me to point them to some girl of their dreams then they forget that I'm alive until the girl leaves then they call me back and want to drink beers with me while I babysit them until their next session. I'm actually not a big drinker I'll tell any Monger anything that want to know about Cali and I'm friendly but not your friend. Just like these hoes are.

What I mean is I'm an active retiree and like I said this town can be boring so I like doing non mongering stuff In my experience generally Mongers want to talk to other gringos and girl watch until they meet a chica they like then the run off to fuck her. I. e. They want a hoe stroll. There's obviously an actually street meat stroll but most dudes don't want to go to Plaza Caicedo or Centro They want an upscale stroll where women pretend they're not hooking when they actually are I. E. A Parque Llreas or a Clock Tower or a El Conde, a Pedro Clisante or a wlaking street in Asia. There's nothing like that in Cali.

I like Cali because it's dirt cheap I can't pick up as easily as I could in the DR (I'm working on that) but I can fuck dozens of entry level service workers. Like Grown Man says I like to fuck the help.

And it took me several months before I was able to get this far, most don't have the patience especially not for a week or less vacation so as much as I want everyone to come to Cali I have to admit Cali is not good for everyone. I'm willing to help point anyone toward the pussy that they want but I'm not willing to be a personal mascot for bored mongers who can't find pussy after midnight on a random Monday night.

That's another thing Cali isn't a 24 hour party city it's possible to get a Tinder app girl to come to your hotel at 3 am but the vast majority won't especially if you insist on staying in the North because most of the pussy is in the south.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Chicago85]

The reason I suggested the DR is because Cali is for a certain kind of Monger, a Patient one, One willing to learn the culture understand basic human nature etc.

Like I said Cali Lacks the all important H's that most american mongers want, No Hip-Hop not Hennessey and no Hoe Stroll. If you're not a fan of bodacious women you probably won't like Cali, If you can't and won't speak a word of Spanish you won't like Cali. .

Just a side note, but the H's that you mention aren't things I, nor most of my monger friends look for. Just saying that it's pretty hard to pin down the definition of an 'American' monger. We're all shapes and sizes LOL.

Outside of that I would agree that in Cali one will have a tough time if they don't speak some Spanish and add that the overall dirtier and sketchier town will not be to the liking of many.