Cali Reports

[Wolfy Baby]

I'm a native Colombian whose lived his entire life in NYC. Ill be in Medellin (first time there) for a week from about Fri Jan 22, then onto Cali (only there twice, once with my ex, over a decade ago) where my folks live, for three weeks after that. Now I 'm ready to really explore what my native land has to offer! Other than my clothes, I do blend in well, but my main advantage is my American accent on otherwise flawless Spanish. I can pour it on as necessary ;) As I approach my twenty-year retirement I'm seriously considerning moving to Colombia or D.R. (early forties , look much younger , good shape) THis is the first of my exploratory trips. You guys, Ricker, Antifreeze, Aussie Greg ( too many to mention) have posted such excellent reports I'm practically salivating! To anyone whose got game, I wouldn't mind catching a beer or two (as well as a chica!) with some `gringo bait'. Pm me! We could be a deadly combination!

[Ferolga777]

I'm not a predator.
I'm a pro-dater. ;>)

[Rufus]

Ricker ya 'ol dog, that is some sweet ass on foto1! Is she your new 18yr old novia. Dang you have a good life!

[Ricker]

Venezolana 2 de Maracaibo ...

Venezolana 4 and 5 de Caracas ...

suerte !

[Ricker]

MM ... sounds good to me ...

Now for a few fotos ... I took them in Venezuela, but one of the chicas was a Colombiana from Cali so what the heck ... I'll post them here.

Foto 1 ... la Calena

[Rufus]

Hey MM,

Good tip about the massage parlours, I'll file that away for next year. I also like the classified ad idea.

Rufus

[Master Monger]

Surfer,
If you were not so ignorant, I might think you are a politician, with your constant obsession with political correctness and your constant belief that if "you" LIE about what others say, it will make it true.

By me stating "there are a lot better places in the world" in no way implied I would never return, so...whatever.

Also in clarification I said "some of the Colombianas are cheap trash" but I also feel every ethnicity or country has cheap trash men and women. I can even refer you to some of them in America....just crack out your family album Surfer.


Ricker,

I am sorry Ricker for watering down the compliment, I am positive you are intelligent and level headed. Although, I do remember pushing a few of your buttons a while back and you flying off the handle a bit. This is very similar to myself so I said it would be a close debate between us. On the other hand, I don't think I have ever seen Freeze...lose his cool (no pun intended).
Therefore he has the advantage to remaining subjective so he can use non-biased info that will be accepted by all. Also I think old fart officially starts AFTER retirement age so we are safe for awhile yet. I am not too young, I am 30 ya know.

TIP of the DAY:
In Cali there are many massage places that advertise in the paper or in the phone book. The prices are anywhere from 20k($8) to 30k($12) for one hour of a real, good, professional massage. I visited about 6 different places and they ranged greatly in the look of professionalism.
Here is the awesome news....after a good massage with oil, they ALL included a happy ending JerkOff and only one girl out of six asked for a tip. Even when I thought it looked like the place was too professional to offer it. Also you can usually touch the girl while she is masterbating you. Some of the places were obvious when they handed you an extras menu offering nudity, BBBJ, or FS for extra.
BUT as a rule, in Cali, remember, happy ending jerkoffs are included in the first massage price. NO extra is needed, and touching the girl is usually allowed.

Happy Hunting,

Master Monger

[Ricker]

Ok, Ok ... I have to admit, I feel sort of honored by the semi-compliment (sp?) given to me by MMonger in his latest post.

MM ... Gracias, but no debates with me please, I've had one too many with the ex-esposa in my old life ... unless you're buying the cervezas that is ... ja ja (spanish for ha ha).

Npaul ... honestly, I didn't understand your post to MMonger.
Something about MM being faster than the old farts with the girls ... did you mean faster in bed or a faster, smoother talker or what?
As far as the comment about guys being jealous because MM got more scores than them ... I have to laugh.
If you know Colombia or latin America, you know that it doesn't take a lot of skill to "score" a lot ... anyone can score as much as they want to if they have the "plata".
Some guys are just looking for fun and want to "score" as much as they can, others are looking to find their "dream girl" . Some, like me, a little of each.

Bottom line is Npaul ... of course guys (myself incl) are envious when we see MM's posts and pictures ... we want to be there with those chicas too, don't you?
MMonger rubs some guys wrong with his admitted arrogance not his amount of "scores" as you put it ... I'm glad he's scoring, I just want to be there too .. and so does he again, I'm sure, now that he's back in the "Windy City".

I do have to say though ... MM does have a style about him that I like ... I took some things he said earlier the wrong way but I believe, especially as he gains even more wisdom through even more travels and experiences, he's a pretty sharp dude.
Believe it or not ... being an old fart, as you referred to in your post (which maybe I am at 40 yrs ... not sure when that term starts to apply) ... has it's advantages too ... experience goes a long way ... and thank heavens the latina digs the "older dude" (sorry, I mean, "old fart" ... ja ja) ... my new novia (girlfriend) in Venezuela is 18 and damn I love that she calls me "Papi".

... I'm sure Colombia hasn't seen the last of MMonger ...

Suerte amigos !!

[Surfer]

MM wrote "there are a lot better places in the world". Thank God that Colombia and those who love her can now rest easy knowing that the self described "predator", who refers to Colombianas as "cheap trash", will now take his act elsewhere.

[Rufus]

Hey guys no matter who you agree with the majority of chicas you will hook up with in Colombia are with you for the money or good time. Let’s not kid ourselves here, I look at it this way. All women are *****s everywhere (except my mother and yours of course). They look at us as a goodtime too, a chance to eat at a place where no Colombian guy will take them and to be treated kindly but we are also the golden goose that going to flock off so why not get a little gold before the gringo goes away. I don’t mind if they do from me as long as they do it with a little style and I get what I want. After all, isn’t this why we go to places like Colombia for?

Rufus

[Lost In Paradise]

I just returned from Cali using Andres service.Pretty sneaky of Andy to find me apartnent showing me this nice 1 bedroom for 1 .7 mil pesos for 1 month. I latter found out he got his nice commision from the landlady.. He told me the lady was firm on 1 .7mil. and there was no commision in for him. yeah right . My deal w/ him was he can stayed there after my 2 week vacation is over. Does any1 know what Andres does besides FINDING APARTMENTS 4 TOURIST? He sends me this email nice 2 bedroom apartment 2. 7. mil per month.. I say to him offer her 2 mil see if she takes it. yepp but you better act quickly. righttttt Andy.

Andy you knew I was coming 2 monthes in advance to Cali.. Make some calls , looking in newspaper (use your head Andy ). get a listing of 20 rental available.. the best price, sorta like being rental broker. you got real good DEALS.. such as maybe 1 mil peasos for 2 weeks.. or 600.,000 1 week on rental apartments... Your the man Andy on showing rentals to fellow travelers. plus you get you commision ANDY.. ,Your busy all the time because you prices are better then hotels.plus your places are nicer then hotels...Any1 out there wanna invest in web site w/ me..showing hows it done.. no big investment just a couple brains..putting site together.. plus put on [piture the house keeper in thongs and heels. also need cook too..sexyyy maid outfit black hose..ill bet the rentals are busy.. just a dream of mine.. ill be in Colombian soon.. sure miss the casas there. Gary.

[Master Monger]

NPaul,

Thanks for the encouragement, I get a lot of PM's praising my reports so I know I have a lot of fans. I only have a few haters and they are usually mad because I speak the truth about my experiences. People got mad when I gave my general synopsis of Latin Women, but I can tell you, more people PMed me in agreement than disagreement. I am a non-sugar coating, tell it like it is, honest to a fault, type of a guy. Sometimes peoples feelings get hurt in one way or another and they retaliate. I am not to worried about it, I usually can out debate most people. I wouldn't ever want to [CodeWord140] off Freeze though, he is a level headed intelligent guy, who might be able to take me in a debate....maybe Ricker too. I feel sorry for Surfer, I embrace the ego of others and often search out those type of people to work for me.

Freeze,

The more I read your posts the more I like you, you are very open-minded and non-judgmental, which I find true signs of Intelligence. If you keep writing like this I may return to Cali just to hang out with you for awhile. As far as my ego being part of my technique...YOU NAILED IT...when my ego is inflated girls seem to flock to me like a moth to a flame and it also gives me the balls to get what I want. Now back in the US, having reality set in, has reduced my ego and I am able to walk through standard doorways...LOL. Anyway buddy, don't lose your subjectivity it is what separates people like us from the ignorant people of the world.
Freeze, can you imagine a "pleasure assistant" (as the Politically correct Surfer calls it) whipping out a digital camera to take a pic, so they can post it under the "Suckers" Photo Gallery, section....kinda scary actually :)

Hey guys,

All this talk about apartments, if you need an apartment in Cali, I recommended an awesome girl "Yuli" pronounced Julie for you guys to contact, earlier in my previous posts, she also has property in Bogota and other cities. Call her, Terrazzas De Granada is the best building she has in Cali and it was less than $20/night and you can see it in my Cali pictures..it was AWESOME I have high standards. RTFF

Also NEVER BRING CASH TO COLOMBIA...ONLY YOUR ATM CARD.

Stay True to Your Experiences, no matter good or bad, I would rather hear the truth even if it is your opinion.

Good Luck Getting Hunted,

Master Monger

[Antifreeze]

Sorry NPaul, no jealousy whatsoever. Should there be more technological awareness and resources in the hands of women that are "preyed", there would be an equivalent to wsg for women. They would go on and brag about the fact that they got so many $$$ out of this guy, dated 4 guys at the time during that period, and make group trips to Tijuana just to prey on men together for some time so that they could learn some new techniques from each other.

The ones that are being "preyed" are not exclusively the women. Let's face it, sex is about a symbiosis. We use them as they use us. Inflating someone's ego is part of their technique and they're good at it. Women are far from stupid (and even more in Colombia where it's not a game, it's a survival necessity for a lot of them).

That being said, I also loved MM's reports. I take what I want to take from them. If MM wants to be full of himself, then let him be. We all have the right to our personality, even online (as long as people are not rude and irrespectful of others - everything goes).

Happy "hunting" and "hunted"

Freeze

[Ngp477]

Most of the old farts from Cali and other towns are not as fast as you whne it comes to the girls, and I appreciated your details and reports.

Please don't take alot of their abuse because of your success. Sex is about ego! and scoring! and alot of the slower guys are jealous and wish they could get as many scores as you did. Don't listen to their crap, just keep up the good work and good reports.

I did not send this by PM because alot of other guys are silently reading your reports and envious.

[Poobah]

Hey LIP,

Finding someone you can trust is more valuable than getting the GFE from a chica. The second is assured with a little patience. The other is very hard.

Even the top people for apt in Cartagena have had their troubles. I have only one person I can trust, the rest of my experience has been consistently bad! Once they have the dough in their hands, forget it. Hiring someone to find you a 'good deal' will mean you get someone that will find you an apt for the price he thinks you can pay.

Best thing is to find a connect you can trust and ask him. If you want some apt in Cartagena, I can lead you to the right person. No commission for me (I don't need it quite frankly) and you can get a quality place for a good price. There are shit apt for less, but I don't recommend them. I pay around 40-60 bucks a night, but the 60 buck a night place is pimping sweet. I saw a few in the 50 range and there are a few tight one's there as well. I know some dude will jump in and rave about the 25$ place and they are usually shitholes as far as I'm concerned.

I'm getting a little burnt on the apts with their fucking security guards. I had an unusual problem this trip where I brought four friends with me over to the apt for a drink (not for a fuck, just for an hour until my friend showed up. These girls were well known as 'good', meaning no rip-off chicas). The guy stopped us and told us we couldn't go up. "One girl, one guy" was his rule. I tried explaining what was going on in Spanish but he was adamant. Total fucking bullshit when you see the Colombians rolling in with like 8 of their buddies, family members and who knows what in tow.

I had to get the lady who rented us the apt so we could go up. No one was acting rowdy, it was just this guy getting a bug up his ass. I can respect what they are doing if they are doing it consistently, or for a good reason (drunken asshole, etc). But I don't consider myself one of these and I expect to be treated with the same respect I give out. I am seriously thinking of looking at houses for rent for the future, and I will report what I find. You can get one with good security not too much more than apt. I have one in mind and will check it out next trip if things don't improve.

As far as touts, I try not to use them but probably would for Cali. I think the overall casa quality is so low I would rather get chicas to my door and just scope them.

I had a great two weeks in Cartagena recently. If you have any questions besides "Where can I meet that Medellin chica?" (answer: Medellin probably since I met her over six months ago at Playboy. She's no longer there dudes, sorry!!).