Cali Reports

[Elvis 2008]

When you live here, and build a rotation, it's heaven. I don't do salsa, speak toddler level Spanish, have banged in a casa maybe 3 times and I love the place. If you have more time next time you should do better.

Yeah, I went to Dr. Amor and there was one spinner, and she was only available after I did my business, but it was Cali curves at Amor when I went all the way.

Thing is I had my two seeking dates and in both cases, I was the woman's first date either off the site. One was a gym teacher, total spinner, and the other was a black lawyer who was drop dead gorgeous. So I was only there for two or three days, but I am sure with a little more time I could have had a nice rotation like you had. Both gals were nice and way less uppity than the women in Medellin or even Bogota for that matter.

I liked the climate too. If Bogota was too cold and Cartagena was too hot, Cali was just right.

But that is how you do it. Build a rotation or harem. That new pussy is probably not better than the great pussy you had before. You get props from me all day long, NG.

[DandyMan51]

Well, it's not like you were not warned if you had read the forum. TD has broadcast repeatedly from the vast Cali mountain tops that this is not like Meddy. Maybe you should look at the glass as half-full, not empty. I look at the eye candy everyday and remember the fat girls with the attitudes where I come from and "Gracias a Dios" all day.

When you live here, and build a rotation, it's heaven. I don't do salsa, speak toddler level Spanish, have banged in a casa maybe 3 times and I love the place. If you have more time next time you should do better.

Yeah, that's fair. I'm not the biggest fan of MDE either but I would say it has more girls my type. I kind of get bored in both cities. Personally, I prefer Bogota. That being said, while I did not particularly enjoy my time in Cali, I'm glad I crossed it off the list for the future.

Glad to hear you and TD are having fun. To each there own.

[Eszpresszo]

Nobody has mentioned Bar La20 and Son Sonero bars. 2 of Cali's sexo hotspots on Carrera 8. My favorites.

That's because they have never been anywhere near Cali. People are just repeating the names of places they have heard of. But, now that you mention those two locations, we're probably going to hear some interesting fiction about them down the road.

[Gabacho]

Nobody has mentioned Bar La20 and Son Sonero bars. 2 of Cali's sexo hotspots on Carrera 8. My favorites.

I was looking on Google Maps and these 2 bars are in the same Obrero barrio as the area with the street talent and 30 min hotels. Just a cpl blocks south of the main strip of I am correct.

[BayBoy]

Nobody has mentioned Bar La20 and Son Sonero bars. 2 of Cali's sexo hotspots on Carrera 8. My favorites.

[Naked Gunz]

I flew into Cali from Medellin with an expectation that in a city that is relatively large I would find something decent but so far have been disappointed.

Well, it's not like you were not warned if you had read the forum. TD has broadcast repeatedly from the vast Cali mountain tops that this is not like Meddy. Maybe you should look at the glass as half-full, not empty. I look at the eye candy everyday and remember the fat girls with the attitudes where I come from and "Gracias a Dios" all day.

When you live here, and build a rotation, it's heaven. I don't do salsa, speak toddler level Spanish, have banged in a casa maybe 3 times and I love the place. If you have more time next time you should do better.

[DandyMan51]

You went to Cali but didn't visit Dr. Amor??

Didn't think there would be anything special there from what I had already seen in the city so I skipped it. They don't post pictures so I didn't want to waste my time going there if there was no one worth my time / money.

You forgot Cra 10 / Calle 20 area of "el obrero" for street action 50 k street girls at momentos and sensaciones as well as a bunch of other 30 minute hoteles nearby. This is the main attraction for me Everytime I've gone to Cali which has only been 2 times now LOL. I don't care much for the heat. Medellin and Bogota are much better options in my opinion.

-Gabacho.

Good to know. I'm not a big street action guy outside Sante Fe. When I google mapped the area it seemed a bit dodgy for my taste.

[PussyRiot]

Sources:

Spas- there are a handful of erotic spas such as qandisha, saramar, meraki, Kathmandu etc. The services are ok, but nothing to really repeat. The girl quality is reflective of the type of girls I usually see in the city. Service is ok, but not worth the price you pay which is around 300-500 mil depending on the services you want. In general you will get similar or better quality in Medellin or Bogota.

You went to Cali but didn't visit Dr. Amor??

[Gabacho]

I flew into Cali from Medellin with an expectation that in a city that is relatively large I would find something decent but so far have been disappointed.

Geography: Cali can broadly be broken into four general areas: North, South, East and West.

The north is the industrial area where I stayed. There are the conjunto residencials here which are super safe gated communities that are generally very quiet and have parking, pools, gyms and even coworking spaces. They are generally occupied by upper middle class Colombians. There are some major nightclubs here as well as a couple half disguised brothels but really not much action here. I stayed in this area and it is pretty nice, albeit far from most points of interst.

The west is where most of the tourist activities are San Antonio, El Penon, centro, famous salsa bars as well as a couple of casas.

The East is generally a no-go zone as it is where the most dangerous neighborhoods are. No real mongering activity there that I am aware of.

The South is where I would stay if I came back. Any of the areas around Ciudad Jardin are pretty nice. Plus the south is where all the university girls are, since there are 3-4 universities all next to each other, and the majority of the sex spas and casas / apartments. This was the only area of the city I actually found more than a handful of girls I liked.

Girls: My beauty standard is tall and thin / athletic. I like big butts and tits but not at the expense of fat. And Cali girls did not deliver. Walking around in the streets of Medellin or even Bogota, I could find many of these girls regardless of where I go. In Cali, this was not the case. Plenty of thick girls if that is your type but outside of the university girls I saw in the south of the city, it was hard to find much worth it.

Sources:

Spas- there are a handful of erotic spas such as qandisha, saramar, meraki, Kathmandu etc. The services are ok, but nothing to really repeat. The girl quality is reflective of the type of girls I usually see in the city. Service is ok, but not worth the price you pay which is around 300-500 mil depending on the services you want. In general you will get similar or better quality in Medellin or Bogota.

Mileroticos- Probably the best value option like in most cities. Some pretty good girls but occasional bait and switch. I visited one apartment and ended up getting a fat girl but saw two other pretty hot girls. When I asked the girl to send me their profiles, she said the girls had already left, which was probably a lie but whatever. Again, it's equal or better in Medellin or Bogota.

Seeking: Messaged a couple of girls and in general they wanted 500 mil per meet plus taxi and wouldn't negotiate down. I still have them on my roster in case I really want something decent but it's really not worth the value when you can buy a ticket to Medellin plus fuck a similar girl for the same price total.

Tourism:

The biggest draw here is salsa. The city lives and breathes it. If you can dance salsa, you can probably get some girls, though to me it generally seemed like salsa was more popular among people over 30. Younger people didn't really care for it. Beyond that the tourist places seem very similar to Bogota. San Antonio is like La Candaleria. El Penon is like Chapineiro. The zona rojas are similar. There are some nice plazas and the Boulevard and Rio Pance are nice but its something you can find in hundreds of cities around the world.

Final Thoughts:

I love being contrarian but the popular opinion on this place is right. No real reason to go here unless you love salsa or are super into short and thick women. Crime here is generally not an issue as long as you stay away from the eastern zone of the city. As time permits I may check out a couple more mileroticos girls and some of the bars listed on WT69's map but I'm not expecting anything special.

You forgot Cra 10 / Calle 20 area of "el obrero" for street action 50 k street girls at momentos and sensaciones as well as a bunch of other 30 minute hoteles nearby. This is the main attraction for me Everytime I've gone to Cali which has only been 2 times now LOL. I don't care much for the heat. Medellin and Bogota are much better options in my opinion.

-Gabacho.

[DandyMan51]

I flew into Cali from Medellin with an expectation that in a city that is relatively large I would find something decent but so far have been disappointed.

Geography: Cali can broadly be broken into four general areas: North, South, East and West.

The north is the industrial area where I stayed. There are the conjunto residencials here which are super safe gated communities that are generally very quiet and have parking, pools, gyms and even coworking spaces. They are generally occupied by upper middle class Colombians. There are some major nightclubs here as well as a couple half disguised brothels but really not much action here. I stayed in this area and it is pretty nice, albeit far from most points of interst.

The west is where most of the tourist activities are San Antonio, El Penon, centro, famous salsa bars as well as a couple of casas.

The East is generally a no-go zone as it is where the most dangerous neighborhoods are. No real mongering activity there that I am aware of.

The South is where I would stay if I came back. Any of the areas around Ciudad Jardin are pretty nice. Plus the south is where all the university girls are, since there are 3-4 universities all next to each other, and the majority of the sex spas and casas / apartments. This was the only area of the city I actually found more than a handful of girls I liked.

Girls: My beauty standard is tall and thin / athletic. I like big butts and tits but not at the expense of fat. And Cali girls did not deliver. Walking around in the streets of Medellin or even Bogota, I could find many of these girls regardless of where I go. In Cali, this was not the case. Plenty of thick girls if that is your type but outside of the university girls I saw in the south of the city, it was hard to find much worth it.

Sources:

Spas- there are a handful of erotic spas such as qandisha, saramar, meraki, Kathmandu etc. The services are ok, but nothing to really repeat. The girl quality is reflective of the type of girls I usually see in the city. Service is ok, but not worth the price you pay which is around 300-500 mil depending on the services you want. In general you will get similar or better quality in Medellin or Bogota.

Mileroticos- Probably the best value option like in most cities. Some pretty good girls but occasional bait and switch. I visited one apartment and ended up getting a fat girl but saw two other pretty hot girls. When I asked the girl to send me their profiles, she said the girls had already left, which was probably a lie but whatever. Again, it's equal or better in Medellin or Bogota.

Seeking: Messaged a couple of girls and in general they wanted 500 mil per meet plus taxi and wouldn't negotiate down. I still have them on my roster in case I really want something decent but it's really not worth the value when you can buy a ticket to Medellin plus fuck a similar girl for the same price total.

Tourism:

The biggest draw here is salsa. The city lives and breathes it. If you can dance salsa, you can probably get some girls, though to me it generally seemed like salsa was more popular among people over 30. Younger people didn't really care for it. Beyond that the tourist places seem very similar to Bogota. San Antonio is like La Candaleria. El Penon is like Chapineiro. The zona rojas are similar. There are some nice plazas and the Boulevard and Rio Pance are nice but its something you can find in hundreds of cities around the world.

Final Thoughts:

I love being contrarian but the popular opinion on this place is right. No real reason to go here unless you love salsa or are super into short and thick women. Crime here is generally not an issue as long as you stay away from the eastern zone of the city. As time permits I may check out a couple more mileroticos girls and some of the bars listed on WT69's map but I'm not expecting anything special.

[Chicago85]

That place has less than 5 chicas all the 3 times I visited. Better off in Olympus and 20 or hit tangaras.

I usually see 10-12 at 10 pm or 11 pm. They'll sometimes be at private shows in the back. The challenge is out of the 12 I'm usually lucky to find 1 that I'm attracted to.

[SankarShetty]

I am hitting a 4 casa tour for another newbie for a day and 2 clubs in the night next Monday. If you want you can join too. 3 of the casas are known in this forum, one is not I believe. Cali is full of places with 2 to 4 mediocre chicas so its always difficult sift through to find casas like caras lindas or dr amors.

What dates. I will be there for the first time next Saturday.

[SankarShetty]

That place has less than 5 chicas all the 3 times I visited. Better off in Olympus and 20 or hit tangaras.

Hey Rookie, come to Eventos Liz's show on Friday.

Let me know here if you're interested.

JT.

[SankarShetty]

Sent a PM check your mail.

What dates. I will be there for the first time next Saturday.

[Gabacho]

I don't post hearsay. https://www.elpais.com.co/colombia/a...reto-1555.html.

Did my post sound plausible? How difficult was to search for a proof? Another important reminder, in my view. Any authority including Colombian can do whatever they want even if it defies logic, law, common sense, practicality, custom, your expectation, economic or business plan, decency et cetera. Your or mine indignation, non acceptance, bewilderment, lamentation or questions why are worthless. The world is in a state of chaos slightly veiled by rules. There is only one country directly governed by the Almighty and it's not Colombia.

It looks like it says it's a self destruct feature that you can activate after reporting your phone as stolen. I'm not sure if that will deter cell phone thefts tho. Thanks for linking the article anyways tho.