Cali Reports

[Tom 33]

Poo,

Some decent stuff there, man. I think I met you a few times at Noam's in Laguito.

K,

Plan to be in Pereira in Jan. for the first time. My Medellin novia and I will bus from MDE to Armenia, Pereira, and another city on the way to Cali.

[Poobah]

I actually got out of there with 300k for the chica for three hours. Very cool and I never haggled on price. I have heard more than one account where the experiences sucked. If you go to FF be prepared. My philosophy is why save 50-100k and have a shitty experience. The truth is if you have a crappy time you will get no sympathy from the management. Despite the feeling "we're the boss", in reality we're not. The only control we have is whether we want to break out the pocketbook. Once the money's out there good luck ever getting it back! :)

Take your time and make sure. I really liked taking this chick back to my hotel. We had one totally unrushed totally GFE bone, with a chick that was 100% my ideal type (a blend of Asian/Latin). There was more than one beauty at FF though. I really wish I'd taken her out all night but it was really high. Kinda regret it though b/c in the big picture it was chump change.

Here's a last anonymous pic of her. For those that ask I don't remember her name and you will find many like her. The place is shoddy by Bangkok A-gogo standards but there is some great looking chicks there.

I only saw one chica on the street I wanted and there were some weird vibes late at night. There were some obvious transexuals and I was pursued by one. I'd like to get one cool taxi driver, negotiate an hourly price (in Cartagena they will go rarely 10k, sometimes 12k, but mostly 15k at night) and check it out. The one I got was hot and cheap. I think she wanted 40k but ended up getting a small tip b/c she was soooooo good. I had her call the next day and the doorman delivered her to my room 2 hours before I had to get out of there by plane. Yum!

The upcoming trip Wednesday doesn't seem real. I am very underprepared for it.

[Kdog]

mm, i found your posts interesting and informative and i look forward to more posts, but please, take a little care when your are mongering on sexta late at night...especially north of 17th (where the ice cream place is). i was in cali for 3 months earlier this year and thought it was safe checking out the ladies on sexta late at night until i had a couple close calls with some suspicious characters. in my 3 months, i don't recall seeing any police around that section of sexta late at night, so if you get in trouble, you are likely on your own.

going around sexta in a taxi is a safer option, but there are two things to be aware of, first, the taxi drivers expect to be well paid for this task. i'm not sure why, because normally the taxi's in cali are a great deal. they don't tell you up front either. upon leaving, they'll ask for about 20 mil (then again, maybe i was just unlucky with the drivers i selected). second, since there are many safer options in cali for these women to sell themselves, they are probably on the street for a reason. it might be to make a little extra cash than in the casas, but it could also mean they are ****d, failed the medical test given at the casa's, or they are not female. personally, i was very cautious about picking up on sexta. i had two very bad experiences and will probably never try again (fortunately, it was just bad service and i only lost about 40 mil each time).

also, i would think twice about posting an advertisement that mentions you are an american. i know the whole kidnapping thing is way overrated, but there is still a slight risk, and if the wrong person read the advertisement, it could invite trouble.

i would like to second a comment made by poobah. if you go to ff, you can get into trouble by acting cheap. the girls all seem to speak with each other and if they think you are tight with your money, you won't get much attention. that's my experience anyway.

if anyone's been to pereira, i would love to hear about it. i plan on going soon.

[Poobah]

Just to butt in about FF. One of the hottest chicas I ever got in my life was from that place. It is also the most expensive. I don't care if you are a playa, you live there, you speak fluent Spanish, you will pay and pay a LOT. It is what they expect there. Guys have tried to do it on the cheap there with bad results.

BTW Surfer, Kaliente DOES charge up the azz. They are a victim of their own success. It is 180k take out for three hours. I lucked out with the one from there. We did it twice and she was reasonably affectionate. Sucked that her bod showed a few war scars (kids).

I've already opined about Cali. I think for whatever reason many of the working girls are harder than their Cartagena counterparts. Both of these women can be cold fish but I always felt I was working further behind the curve on the Cali chicks. Man, sometimes felt tougher than dating!! :)

[Poobah]

Yo dudes, time ta check in!

This whole "latin vs. asian" thing has been done to death. Personally I don 't understand it. Why not just go to both? Personally I would spend more time in Thailand, but I would never consider stopping going to places like Colombia.

Overall a lot of it depends on what head-space you are in. We sit here and talk about the girls, but what we are really talking about is our perception of them. So I take a lot of this debate with a big grain of salt.

I don't know that Thai or Colombian women are more mercenary. Sh|t, with the 'hos I hang out with I am surprised I'm not broke by now. Hey, here's a little hint about working girls, MONEY NUMBER ONE. That's international BTW dudes...

Sex seems to get better in both places, probably as a result of language. I speak Thai and Spanish fairly well now. In both places language makes a huge difference. Shit, I like 'em both. I like my cute little Thai mercenary (pure distilled evil with a cupid face) who calls me in the US on her card and has phone sex with me because she's bored. I like my crazy Colombian chica who told me she had to have a talk with God because she got so insanely jealous seeing me with other women. I like Sin Bandera, Baicilos... I like the mournful 'Louk Tung' of Isaan . There is a different look, feel, fuck, taste, etc to these women. Fuck, I love it all. End result: Both places get my stamp of approval for different reasons. While it is a good reason to pull out the photos and have some fun, this debate has been done to death in many different forums.

For Example: Who in the following photos would you NOT want to fuck?

MM -- err ahem. Congrats on having the cojones to live the dream at your age. You also post some of the most detailed info and pics here. However, if I hear one more sub-30's dude marvel at the loads of overseas puss, like they've found the resting place of King Arthur, I'm gonna scream!!

Yeah dude, of COURSE you are getting laid (sometimes) for free!! Ring me when yer in yer 40's. THEN I'll know ya got game, LOL... No offense dude. Truthfully I can get laid for free now, but in the 'hoing circle I think that is more of an ego thing.

To me the beauty of 'hoing is NOT getting entangled in sum sh|t. Sort of like your el Pais ad. Sure you got chicas to your door, but you got a lot of bullshit you had to deal with just to save a few bucks. Some of those chicks looked hard, one was downright porky although a few were pretty cute.

I don't mean to come down on you or anything. Because you are living overseas now at an age I could only dream about. I knew pretty much all you were writing about now, but I sure didn't know all that stuff at 29! Your mindset is really good in that if you think about their orgasm first. You will have so much more fun with the chicas from any country with that attitude.

[Termas Time]

Hey MM, did you visit any of the casas in Cali? And if so which ones and what were your opinions? It sounds like your primary avenues for sex were the Ave. 6 girls and the dates you arranged by placing your ad in the paper. Flores Frescas and Kaliente get mentionned here often so I was wondering if you ever visited those locations or others. Thanks.

Termas Time

[Ricker]

John05 ...

I enjoyed reading your scolding of me in your most recent post here ...

Really ... you need to relax just a bit ... if you would read my posts on 11/13 and 11/15 to MMonger, I am all but apologizing for my original post concerning him and I thank him for his info and Photo postings ... come to think of it ... I even called MYSELF "bobo" ... which basically means "stupid".

I can respect and learn from anyone from their unique experiences traveling and exploring, meeting normal chicas, mongering, etc. ...

From what you write, I can see that you trully appreciate the posts from Master Monger, which is great ... I enjoy his posts too ... he has his unique personality and he's probably a pretty cool guy in real life ...
also, from the way he writes about the security guards, etc that he befriended in Cali, you can tell he's most likey a friendly person.

Anyway ... I just wanted to say also ... if you think MMonger is the B. Bonds of mongering because he has scored more than 99% of us ... I must be the Michael Jordan (Bulls of the past) of Mongering because I'm sure I've scored even more than him ... only because I'm about 10 years older than him and I was mongering when he was in high school ... maybe I should change my screen name to Doctor Monger ... not a bad idea really.

... please don't get upset ... I was just attempting a little humor ...
I do admit though ... the Master Monger definitely makes better posts, gives out good info and has posted way better photos than I have, especially recently and definitely in the Cali section ... for this, I apologize to you, John05.

Truth is ... I've been spending too much darn time in Venezuela lately ... but damn those chamas (Venezolanas) are awesome too ...

... and I'm thinking about making a huge Venezuela report from various cities I've been visiting in Venezuela, with lots of photos ... so just maybe you'll call me Mr. Venezuela ...
... sorry, just kidding again, about the "Mr Venezuela" part that is ... the report is coming soon ... It'll make even MMonger proud ...

Take care ...

[Surfer]

Then again, you admit walking around Cali at night, alone, while wearing jewelry so perhaps . . . . .

Where you got the idea the reason I do not post my pictures here had anything to do with resizing is beyond me (must be my limited intellect). Please show me where I said so "in my own words" as you claim.
In fact, I've posted TONS of pictures, but on two private boards rather than on a public board like this one. Ditto for detailed reports. I give details to people who PM me PROVIDED they do not act like ugly Americans on the board, but rarely post them (ESPECIALLY about Cali).

Assuming you are as smart as you claim, then why act like such the quintessential ugly American? Since you claim an IQ of genius level, one would THINK that you should be smart enough to learn a little cultural sensitivity. Perhaps it never occurred to you, but you likely would find Colombianas who liked you for something besides your money if you treated them with a little respect and compassion instead of walking around like a conquering hero who deserved adulation. This is important in EVERY country IMHO. But delusions of grandeur die hard, I suppose.

For the sake of the membership, I will admit that you are God's gift to both women and mongers (refer to you as the "second coming" if you insist) if that means we can end this silly oneupsmanship? I leave for Thailand tomorrow, so you can carry on unilaterally I suppose.

[Master Monger]

My fellow Mongers,

Yes, I guess I have been a little less forthwith with all my information on Cali, mostly because I have been defending myself to that poser Surfer.

Just remember Surfer, anything you can do....I've already done better. Surfer post some pictures and prices you little poser, oh wait, I know why you don't post pictures, you said it in your own words. You are too ignorant to figure out how to resize your photos...how pathetic. Really I am not mad at him I just think it is hillarious that he calls me unintelligent when I sport a 162 IQ.

Anyways INFO:

Finding a nice apartment in Cali that is furnished has AC, hot water, and is possible to rent by the month is very difficult. I got lucky because my first girlfriends mother knew of this agency.

ADMINISTRACIONES C.M.A.
Yuly Cecilia Diaz M. (This is the women you want to talk to)
Cel. 310-822-5789
Avenida 6 Norte no. 17-92 Edificio Plaza Versalles
Tel: 667-6209 Fax: 667-0717

She showed me about 10 places, all very nice, ranging in price from about $400 - $600 a month, all with AC, hot water, fully furnished and very flexible on the term of stay. I am in my Apartment for 1 month and 26 days and I am only paying for 26 days. Mine is $600 but includes maid service three times a week with a Jacuzzi, Gym, Suana, and Steam Room. Its nice and I can´t imagine a girl not giving it up after seeing it going for the long term payout...

Just tell her Travieso sent you and she will take good care of you. But I had some problems getting back my full deposit, so I would recommend you tell her you need the apartment for 6 days less than you actually need it. If you do that you can stay the six extra days and she can keep the deposit of 300,000. It gives you more leverage than I had because my plane was leaving and she ended up only having Pesos and it was also a pain because I got screwed on the exchange at the Airport.

Ave. 6 Norte

The girls are in between Olympica Grocery and the clubs that start off on the most North part of Ave. 6.

I walked it many times, even with my Jewelry because I am brave (Stupid) and I only lived one block off Ave. 6 in the north part. Ave. 8 Norte 10-98 which is Terrazzas De Granada apartments.

I also sometimes took a taxi, either way is possible, the best time for trolling is after 9pm up until 3am MAX. AT around 9-10pm there is about 15 girls total on the weekdays and about 40 on Friday and Saturday. The younger and hotter ones hang closer to the clubs on Ave 6, and the black ones hang out real close to Studio 54.

Any girls you see on other streets are umm...not girls!

GOOD CHEAP FOOD IN CALI

Lenos & Carbon in every major Mall - GREAT MEAT for about $7 a person

Crepes & Waffles - Everywhere in Cali and good - about $6 or $7 a person

La Papa on Ave. 6 around 20 next to Karens Pizza - about $6-$7 a person

Noche Del Rio on Ave 4 Oeste #01-109 Barrio Granada about $8 a person

Cali Viejo - Any taxi driver knows - About $10 a person

Maki - I know this sounds crazy but, GREAT SUSHI and it is located two blocks east of the Parque Del Penon in the north, but it costs at least $15 a person.

Tezones - Ave 8 Norte #29 on the corner - Awesome but about $15 a person

Tutti Sappori - Two places down from Tezones - ITAILIAN - $15 a person

Good Tip: Take an ad out in the EL PAIS asking for just a little bit better than you actually want, it will cost you $5 dollars to take out the ad, and your phone will ring off the hook!!! I have a 40% rate for banging the girls from my ad!!!! I banged 10 girls so that means I got introductions to easy girls for fifty cents each...and the price of dinner(sometimes)!!

My ad read as follows: (if you don't understand Spanish..learn it)

Americano 29, Guapo, buscando mujer 18-24 anos, delgada, bonita, no fumar, para amiga o mas. 667-5815.

Last Tip: DONT BRING CASH TO COLOMBIA, I wish the regular Colombia posters would have posted this more often. Use you ATM card because the government charges 16% I.V.A. tax to exchange dollars for pesos where if you use your card you will only pay the ATM fee.
DIFFERENCE: CASH- $1 = 2150 Pesos or ATM- $1 = 2550 Pesos

Happy Mongering,

Master Monger

[Weyco Kid]

Very nice pics, you met some real nice gals.

A couple of questions if I may.

Where did you stay, also for how long and what $.

The Cali section has had little info on Avenida Sexta (6th ave) in past reports although we all know it is there.

Did you operate mainly from a taxi or walk around as well.

Many girls available? What hours?

Any particular areas better than others

Are there any other street pick up areas in Cali or only Sexta.

I will go to Cali in February and I have not been there for many years but it was good back then as well.

Thanks again for the delightful pics.

Weycokid

[Surfer]

MM,

While my post may have been overly caustic and insulting to Chicagoans , and while I will apologize to the board for that and getting off topic, I stand by everything I have written about you. Just keep on lending your unique variety of cultural sensitivity to the board.

Yes my post was a generalization (kind of like your "all latinas are moneygrubbers"); you ever been to South Beach in Miami? More Latin models per square foot than you can shake a schlong at.

Ricker: you were not "bobo" (assuming you meant to use the Tagalog word for stupid), he was "pangit".

Colombia is off my radar for several months anyway (though I do feel for the victims of the big earthquake yesterday-my novia was terrified and I also got emails about it from several other friends there). Guess I'll have to just deal with the withdrawal pains and miss mi querida Colombia. It will be somewhat easier given that I leave for 10 days in Thailand next week. (: Suerte a todos.

[John05]

Ricker,

Master M. is the B. Bonds of mongering. He has a proven track record and he has scored more than 99% of all of us. I have a huge respect for him. I have learned more about Cali from his posts than weeks of research reading books and looking on the web. IMHO, he is Mister Cali so please stop attacking him as he is providing a valuable service which greatly benefits all of us.

Finally, if you bother to read what Master M. has said, then you would know he has provided a lot of information about restaurants, money exchange and many other subjects besides his spectacular mongering. I don't ask you to worship him, but please respect what he has to say...you may actually learn something.

[Ricker]

I understand MMonger ... like I said, I was being "bobo" ...

And I have to say ... you post good pix ... gracias.

I haven't been doing much Colombia traveling lately ... I found some gems in Venezuela and I've been enjoying Caracas and the lesser traveled areas of Venezuela as well ... good times.

Suerte!

[Master Monger]

Surfer - you are not the WSG Police, and I am sure many people are not interested in your responsive and judgmental posts or your commentary at all, especially your unwarranted and ignorant widespread generalizations such as:

"The best looking Latinas in the World are in Miami, and the best looking Asians are in SF & LA (EVERYBODY is ugly in Chicago so you are forgiven for writing off the idea of finding beauty in America). "

Or your direct attacks on me when you make common spelling mistakes even in the post you criticize me for it!

"You AINT Brad Pitt" or "charchter"

Apologize you lowly little worm, because my posts always contain valuable information or pictures and yours DON'T!!

TIP: NEVER BRING CASH TO COLOMBIA, use you ATM card because the government charges 16% I.V.A. tax to exchange dollars for pesos where if you use your card you will only pay the ATM fee.
DIFFERENCE: CASH- $1 = 2150 Pesos or ATM- $1 = 2550 Pesos

Ricker - I don't mind just poor girls, in fact most of the girls in other countries are poor, I just don't like poor trashy girls.

If I lived in Chicago, perhaps the worst city in North America for women (Boston a close second IMHO), I'd be irritable too. Many folks have a different persona in person than on the net, and I hope that is the case for MM. But I will say to MM, again, that toning down the egoism is important in ANY country, be it in Asia or SA.

If you REALLY had as much game as you claim, you'd have Jlo & Paris Hilton and every hot babe in America wanting to do you (and would not travel). The best looking Latinas in the World are in Miami, and the best looking Asians are in SF & LA (EVERYBODY is ugly in Chicago so you are forgiven for writing off the idea of finding beauty in America). But even the ones with shitty attitudes would put out for Brad Pitt. You aint Brad Pitt, DEAL WITH IT.

Also, I think you overstate your own intellect as your write like the uneducated "trash" which you belittle. You would NEVER pass a college course in English composition. I can point out the NUMEROUS errors of spelling, grammar and syntax if you like.

Ricker: (my charchter) NICE SPELLING!

[Jman]

I don't have a problem with MM post. He made a lot of valid points and I can see where he is coming from. In fact, I prefer someone to come right out and say what they think without sugar coating everything. I have been to Indonesia and I agree 100% percent with what MM & Zippy had to say about. I too prefer the country and women over Colombia, the problem with me is that its just so Damn far away!!! Althought I do try to go when I can.

If you are the type of person that gets offended at everything you dont agree with, then dont read the post. It's that simple.

If the girls in Cali came off as how he described them, then that's his opinion. If someone has some other opinion other then " OH, these Colombian women are the most beautiful, honest, sophisticated, and sexy women in the world" some guys feel the need to gang up on the guy and try to bust on him. MM posted some great information and great pics on Cali, and I for one appreciate it.

Thanks MM!!!