Cali Reports

[Saint]

I just got back from an interesting evening. The girl I met for dinner brought her kid with her! Anyway, I’m not exactly the father figure for kids that aren’t mine. I think I’ll be an excellent dad someday but I wasn’t expecting to have dinner with her 3 year old too. After dinner I made an excuse that I had to go meet Jay. I tried not to be obvious about it but she probably knew.

I honestly think some of these girls just want some relief from a difficult life. Sometimes I wish I won a mega lottery so I could help more people. Oh and travel more too. Hee, hee.

After I left Chipe Chopi mall I went to Kaliente because I thought the guy told me they are open on Sundays. The doorman knows me by now. I asked him how many girls were working. He told me only 2 and he said they were new. He said all the regular girls had the night off. I figured these were probably two bad girls that didn’t even want to go out on their only night off. I told him he knows my taste in girls and would I like these two girls. He shook his head no and told me he didn’t want to lie.

The funny thing is that my taxi driver was new and he couldn’t find this place. He asked some guy that was several blocks away and the kid gets on his bicycle and takes us to Kaliente. It was funny driving slow behind a kid on a bike finding this place. I thought a brief moment for all I knew he could be taking me to some place to get robbed but my taxi driver said he could be trusted. Oh well. Call me stupid. I usually don’t get nervous in foreign countries. I know I’m long overdue to get mugged or something.

After talking to the doorman at Kaliente this kid was still waiting as well as my taxi. I ask the kid if he knows anywhere else close. He said there were lots of casas but usually Americans don’t go to them. I could care less if Americans went or not. It was only a block over from Kaliente. I don’t even know the name of the place or even know if there is a name. I thought it couldn’t hurt to check it out.

I thought about hitting some normal clubs but I’m not in the mood to start some other deal till after I meet my hottie girl that I’ve been talking to. She comes back on Tuesday night.

I told the taxi driver to wait while I checked the line up. There were 8 girls. 7 of them were nasty and 1 was cute. I asked the cost of incall and outcall. Incall was 50,000 pesos an hour and outcall was 70,000 pesos an hour so needless to say cheap.

I went and paid the taxi driver and gave the kid on the bike 10,000 pesos. (5,000 pesos at Kaliente and 5,000 pesos at this other place). He was really happy. Anyway, I start sessioning with this girl and I noticed she had a tattoo which is a big turn off for me. She had a really pretty face though and was affectionate so that was cool. It was a good session. There was no hot water there just like none at Kaliente so I decided to take a shower when I came home. It’s semi-early at 11:30 PM but it’s Sunday so I think I’ll rest up. I’m not sure what I’ll do tomorrow. I’ve had very little downtime since arriving.

There isn’t too much to do in Cali during the day. I’ve been taking the time to sightsee. I really enjoyed driving in the mountains today to Kilometer 18 area. Some of the views were really striking with the Andes Mountains and the mist of fog with all the houses and the city below. I’ve been fortunate this year to see so many wonderful sights the past two years.

Sorry to all those emailing me in my inbox asking questions. I don’t have time to answer them now but I’ll try once I get next week. One dude asked me if Cali was worth hitting besides the girls. That is a difficult question to answer. It depends on what kind of person you are. Personally I hear that Medellin and Bogota and Cartegena are more beautiful cities but I doubt the people can be as friendly as these Calenos.

The city as I mentioned several times isn’t beautiful. The people are the biggest asset here. I had a taxi driver from Bogota today. He told me that he adores Cali. He prefers it over Bogota because the people are very nice here. He said that in Bogota it’s such a bigger city so people are distrustful of one another. Here everyone pretty much gets along.

I’m thinking about getting on a plane tomorrow and hitting Medellin but I’m afraid I’ll like it so much that I don’t come back to Cali in time to hook up with my girl. A big part of the reason I extended was to spend some time with her. We’ll see what happens.

[Saint]

Hopefully I didn’t get the wrong point across. Guys older than 40 will do ok. It’s just that that for the non-pro scene of the hottest girls I don’t see any out in public with guys that appear to be too old. Keep in mind I’m still a Cali rookie and just posting my honest observations as always.

I just got back from exploring the Andes Mountains. Definitely take a trip up there during the day. There are some really nice views up there. You can take a taxi up there. I heard some have to have a special permit to go up there but I’m not entirely sure I believe it. Just hire a taxi by the hour instead of running the meter. It will be cheaper. Ask to go to Kilometer 18. It’s about 35-45 minutes up the mountains from the city depending on traffic.

It’s interesting as you first approach slums then it slowly turns into mansions and big estates of what must be drug dealers.
Some might try to tell you that it’s dangerous but I doubt there is any real danger during the day. There are two main restaurants up there. Bring a light jacket or sweater because there is a vast temperature difference up there. Also, it’s high so when the clouds roll in you are in the fog of the clouds. It’s kind of cool.

I read the last kidnappings up here were about 3 years ago. The FARC just rounded up about 40 people (most were locals). They were all released after their families paid for their release. Don’t let that scare you. I heard there is a new police chief in the area and security is much better.

As far as the taxis.. Leo, I never use that card you sent me. The taxis I find are honest. Even if they add a little extra that is probably like 25 cents and to me that is nothing to argue over.

I’m so dead tired. I’m going to rest then I have a date with the first girl I saw from Flores Frescas.

Life is good.

[Leo]

I think what he's really saying is you need to not look like you're old - what ever your age. You need to look good - whether that is mature or young. And furthermore, you need to have some rap (e.g. speak spanish) and you need to have some game/skills.

But hey, even if not, you can always enjoy the spectator side... and there's plenty of pay4play to keep you busy too.

[Ricker]

Saint, nice reports.

I spend a lot of time in Colombia, mostly Medellin but lived in Cali for a year too. Also spend a lot of time in Venezuela.

Trust me, the chicas do not care about an age number. As a matter of fact, I'm 40 years old, my Paisa (Medellin chica) girlfriend is 23. She has girlfriends, hot chicas that ask me to please bring them 'gringos' and please no young kids ... over 40 is good.

I think as Saint as well as many have said here ... if you treat these chicas with warmth and respect you'll be paid paid back many times over.

Saint, if you like Cali, you'll love Medellin.

Suerte!

[Slick1]

Starfe

Don't pull that trigger yet ! I'm in the 40- 45 age group and I can relate to all of Saints stories from having lived them myself. Actually I always felt the girls down there were more attracted to us more mature , sophisticated gentlemen.

[Slick1]

Saint

Great report so far. Brings back many familiar memories. Next time your in Flores, ask about christina for me. Small, cute girl with a great smile. Had a falling out but thats another story. I can picture you at Chippe now surrounded by the beautiful Calenas and the cerveza giraffe at the beer stand. Don't you love the way the Calenas have no inhibitions about staring you down. And those hiphuggung jeans, hmmm. I think I may have to convince Dashing Don that instead of chasing Colombianas in Curacao in a couple weeks, we ought to head right to the source. Thanks for rekindling the memories. Don't hold back on the estetica reports either, I think more guys should take advantage of those treatments. And as you already know, it is a great way to meet the locals. Especially the girls that really know how to take care of themselves. I look forward to reading more.

Slick

[Saint]

thanks for the warning slick1. i know the risks. im not sure i will go because the jay and rigo think it might not be a good idea to invite one of the working girls i met. might be too suspicious for jay who has been spending a lot of time with me. im at chipi choppe mall now and i can use my usb stick. here is my detailed diary for those interested.

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here is my report so far.

my reports read more like a diary or journal entry. there is probably more information on other things than just sex so if you’re not interested feel free to stop reading now. thanks.

i had an uneventful journey although during the descent to cali it was very turbulent. i was flying upfront so i was the first to go through customs. it was very quick and easy with no lines. something interesting here is they don’t stamp your passport with a traditional stamp. it’s fed through a computer and imprinted on your passport page. kind of like a deposit receipt at the bank.

after customs you go downstairs and get your bags if you checked luggage. if not, you simply go through the final security area and hand them your papers. i wasn’t checking luggage so i was the first one out. there are lots of people waiting outside for their friends and family members arriving. it kind of reminded me of cuba.

my driver was waiting for me. i knew i could simply take a taxi from the airport but rigo from my hotel told me he’d arrange it if i wanted. i asked the price and he said $19. i’m sure it was a little more than simply taking it but what’s $2? it was actually nice to have someone there ready waiting for me and that took my bags. it’s comforting after a flight.

the ride to the hotel was quick and easy. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. take some time to learn some basic spanish. this is another country where the vast majority of the people speak no english. i could communicate well with my taxi driver and he was pointing out certain areas. upon arrival i meet rigoberto or “rigo”. he’s a great guy as others have mentioned. his english is perfect as he formally lived in the us. he has a very genuine outgoing character and we got along well. i’d highly recommend the hostel san fernando.

i got a room with an american style mattress. it’s nothing to write home about but i was able to sleep a few hours last night so that’s a relief. the pillows aren’t that great though so you may want to pack your own. the place is quaint and nothing fancy. it’s like the high end casa particulars (apartments) in cuba.

i took a shower and changed and rigo said he was going to flores frescas (ff) with this other dude and asked if i wanted to go. i was going to go there anyway so i went with them. i heard ff is the nicest place in town with the hottest girls. i didn’t know what to expect but so far everyone was friendly that i met. it’s a multiple story building and the club is on the top floor (3rd). there is a big stage with chairs and couches around it. the room was very dark though. the entrance fee here is 15,000 pesos. beers were 5,000 pesos. i think redbulls might have been 10,000 or 15,000 pesos. i can’t remember.

there are definitely some cute girls here. i’d say the majority were 7’s and 8’s with an occasional 9. to be honest, i expected better though. the club had a good upbeat feel to it. we got there before the nightly lesbian show. around 11 pm the girls all dance on the stage or around it so the guys can see their bodies and get a better look at them. there is also more light so this is your chance to take a good look at them. if you want them to do a little mini-lap dance you can call them over. give them like 2,000 pesos as a tip or 5,000 if you really like her. if you want to see her after their dancing just ask her. “te gustaria beber algo conmigo despues bailando”? (would you like to drink something with me after dancing). you might want to get some small bills before coming here. i didn’t have many but luckily i always carry around a lot of $1 bills.

this is definitely not the place you want to be cheap in. it’s evident right away these girls will shut you down fast and hard if you’re cheap. i saw some americans haggling with some girls and after that i saw that none of the girls would even look at the guys. if some of you had problems here before that might be the reason why. my philosophy is at the more upscale places you can expect to pay more. is haggling over $10 really worth it? i can’t believe so many guys i meet will give up sessioning with a hottie for very little money. they always say sh*t like “it’s the principle of the matter”. that is utter bs to me. let’s be honest. you’re just being cheap and there is no shame in admitting it. just say you don’t want to spend the money instead of making excuses. remember the memories are truly priceless.

so the girls come out first in their bikinis, then around song and their clothes come off. at one point they are completely naked and you can see everything. there is nothing to hide. many girls that looked good in their clothes all of a sudden didn’t look so hot. honestly, i only saw maybe 2 girls i would session with. i like a thin girl with natural big breasts so that narrowed it down to one girl. rigo told me that she could be a little cold until after she felt comfortable with you. he also told me not to be cheap with her as she would shut me down immediately. i told him i’ve been around a little and know how it works and i’m not cheap anyway.

guys have to realize in some countries you do have to take control and can’t get scammed but there is a difference of not being scammed and being cheap. there are some places you can be cheap in. places like this aren’t one of them.

after the girls paraded naked they put their clothes back on and the lesbian show started. the girls were not the hottest but it was an awesome show. the lesbo show made the show at places like nuevo estillo in buenos aires look like two girls trying to sell girlscout cookies. these girls were going down on each other until they came. they were rubbing their pussies together vigorously, making out and sucking all over one another’s bodies. you name it. then to taunt the visitors you see this strap on dildo sitting at the edge of the stage. of course, after the suck fest there was a f*ck fest. one of the girls stapped on the dildo and they put a condom on it. the other girl started sucking the dildo. then of course they start f*cking in multiple positions. it was a pretty good show.

in fact, most of the guys there were only coming for the show. i was amazed to see guys coming here with their girlfriends to watch the show. when i asked rigo about this he told me there is not much to do in cali so this is like an “artistic event” for them. can you imagine taking your girlfriend back home to one of these “concerts”?!!

i’m always curious when i travel so i was asking rigo a ton of questions. he’s a good guy full of a lot of knowledge about the scene here in cali. i’d highly recommend you stay in his place. i knew i wasn’t going to pay a guide to take me around. rigo is better than any guide anyway. he just came out and had a few drinks with me and another dude then left.

after the lesbo show the girls came around collecting money for tips. keep this in mind if you tip. i gave the girl $3 because i thought they would share it. then the other girl came around asking and i told her that i already gave the other girl $3. she said ok and walked away. then rigo told me that they don’t share tips so i flagged down the girl and gave her a buck too. i really think you guys should at least give each girl like 2,000 pesos or a buck each. it’s up to you.

none of the american or columbian guys were making any moves for the girls. i flagged over the girl i really liked. she was thin with big natural breasts. yum. “evilyn” appeared shy at first. maybe she is a little. 19 year old girl with one child. it seems like many of these girls already have kids. i talked with her and after staring in her eyes i knew i wanted to leave with her. it was only around midnight. i asked how much and she told me 150,000 pesos for one hour. i didn’t even counteroffer. rigo told me the going rate was 100,000 – 200,000 depending on how hot the girl was. she was clearly the hottest girl here. plus you have to pay the house an exit fee of 70,000 pesos. some guys were speculating earlier if it’s 50 or 70k. they told me 70k and i was with rigo so i doubt they’d try to con us.

you have to settle up your bar bill then they charge the exit fee. i only had 4 20,000 bills and asked for change but the manager just said to pay 60,000 pesos. they called a taxi and i also had to pay the girl there in the club. at first i was a little reluctant to pay first but i did. 150,000 pesos.

when we got back i could get a better look at her in the light of my room. she was really a pretty girl with beautiful eyes. very sweet. i had my ipod with tons of music and speakers so we had music. (special thanks to seaman who guided me through the whole ipod tips/tricks process). we both showered and something a little disappointing right off the bat is she didn’t allow deep kissing. i could respect that though. i don’t push it. my goal with these type of girls is to really get into their heads and want to give gfe. i snapped a few pics of her. at first she wouldn’t allow any nude pics with her face but then when she saw them on my digital camera screen she really liked them.

here is where your spanish comes into play. you gotta chat her up. i always say things like “que bonita!” “dios mio, tu eres mi modelo” “que cara mas bonita!”. stuff like that. tell them how beautiful they are. how they could be a model. before you know it they are asking you to take more pictures.

anyway, we session and i’m loving her body. i go down on her and she is sooo loving it. she gave me a fair bbbj. i don’t think she has too much experience. she’s only been working 6 months or so. the session was great. afterwards we chatted and chatted. i could tell i was getting in her head a little. i was super tired though. she stayed closer to 2 hours and i think would have stayed longer. i told her she could leave and she looked stunned. she asked me if i wanted her to leave but i turned it around saying i knew she was probably tired. she countered that the club closes at 3 am and she didn’t have to go back but i was tired.

she gave me her real name as well as her cell phone number. i told her i was going to the mall and she asked if i wanted to meet her. i told her that i’d rather do dinner with her and we planned a date for sunday. i’ll probably call her as she was really a sweet girl. she has lots of potential.

i’m laying in bed typing this. i usually can’t sleep more than 5 hours or so when i travel. they are constructing some apartments at the hotel so there is a lot of noise right now anyway. i have my laptop here. i love my little dell x200 laptop. if you don’t take the bottom dvd player it’s only 2.5 lbs. so i can just throw it in my backpack and i’m good to go. i’m going to get a massage today and then hit the malls and see the city.



it’s about 5:30 pm and i just got home. i’ve been out all day since this morning. surprisingly i’m not overly anxious to hobby. believe it or not i didn’t come just to hobby. i’ve been enjoying traveling around the world lately and just taking in new cities and cultures. some of my friends tell me to slow down or that i’m over doing it. what they and others don’t realize is that traveling makes me happy. in general i think traveling makes all americans happier. most just don’t have it high on their list of priorities. it’s one of my top priorities now if you couldn’t tell already. i’m starting to understand and appreciate different cultures.

cali isn’t going to win any beauty contests. the city isn’t beautiful at all. in fact, i can argue that it is one of the uglier cities i’ve been to around the world. something that is redeeming about it is its citizens. people are so friendly here. it seems like whether you are black, white, american, european, asian, etc. they accept and embrace you here as long as you respect them and aren’t an “ugly” tourist. everywhere i go people are so polite. when i ask for directions, when i’m ordering food, when i’m buying something, the people are very friendly. i almost always here, “con mucho gusto” (with much pleasure). the thing of it is they really mean it!

the us state department warnings can be ignored if you’re only visiting the city. i wasn’t nervous before coming but you hear so much you wonder what it’s really like. it’s no different than any other city i’ve been to. if you practice common sense and good judgment you’ll be fine.

these people take good care of themselves. the majority of the people are in great shape here. even the men seem to take pride in their appearance. as others have mentioned there are a lot of esteticas around the city where people ‘get pretty’.

this morning i went to the supermarket near my hotel. i tried getting cash with my atm card but it wouldn’t work at these 2 atm’s near the supermarket. i had a few hundred $us that i went to the casa de cambio in the supermarket but they wouldn’t exchange it without my actual passport. i offered a photocopy since i never walk around with my passport but they wouldn’t accept it. the exchange rate was not that great at around 2550:$1. i think the official rate is around 2700:$1.

i bought some drinks and snacks as they accept credit cards there. when i came back it was still early so i had the maid make me some breakfast and then i planned to go get a normal massage. i ran into rigo and he offered to exchange money at the same rate as the supermarket. i got $300 from him and planned to use the bancafe at the mall. rigo said others have had problems but the bancafe atm’s will work.

i went to an estetica not too far away. most taxis are very cheap. it’s interesting how the taxis work here. all the taxis have meters but they don’t run a tab. instead there is a number and it gets higher. that number corresponds to a price. the minimum cost is 2300 pesos. it can escalate up to 9,000 pesos on a very long journey to unicentro mall.

this place is a nice salon. it’s very big with a ton of staff sitting around waiting for customers. you can get haircuts, manicures, pedicures, massages, etc. here. i inquired about a massage and she said there was a 45 minute wait. i decided to get a manicure and pedicure while i waited. i’m sure you guys are snickering but it doesn’t matter to me. occasionally i’ll get this done in south america. i like to take care of myself. surprisingly so do several men here as there were several guys in here getting it done too. it was very cheap. i had them doing a manicure and pedicure at the same time. the two girls were nice. you can ask for daisy. she did a good job. it was something like 15,000 pesos for the manicure and maybe 12,500 for the pedicure. i gave them 20,000 peso note to share as a tip and they seemed happy.

then i went upstairs and got naked and got a full body massage from gloria. she is the only “masaje terapeutico” there. she was really excellent. the cost was 25,000 pesos for 1 hour plus 5,000 for a ‘hot rock treatment’. she takes 2 extremely hot stones and rubs them on your body. i had the same thing done at another spa before except there it was something like $15 extra instead of 5,000 pesos. it was really relaxing. at first i felt kind of weird since there was no real draping. the washcloth sized towel fell off and my boys were just hanging out there. it’s ok. luckily i’m not shy.

i told her i’d come here every day i’m here for a massage. i gave her a 20,000 peso bill and told her that was her tip for today and tomorrow. i made a 1 hour appointment for tomorrow too. i know some guys have something against tipping people for good services. i don’t and i could do without the smart ass comments. i’ve always been this way and probably always will be. it’s not automatic but if the service is good it’s kind of nice to brighten someone’s day by giving them a nice tip. i’ve always thought to myself how i would feel if i were them.

after that i took a taxi to chipe chopi mall. it was kind of a hike. i think the taxi fare was something like 9000 pesos. it is a maze of stores on one level. you walk in an open-air mall. i didn’t find the clothes for men to be that great. it can’t compare to clothes in brazil and stores like yachtsman in rio sul mall. however, there are many stores for girls. the jeans here for girls are amazing. most girls walking around are wearing jeans. no one is wearing shorts and i didn’t even though it’s warm out. i don’t like completely standing out.

it’s not too crowded on a friday afternoon. i heard the weekends are packed and i’ll come back tomorrow to do some shopping. i took a taxi to unicentro mall. this mall was even further away. traffic was very heavy since it’s the end of the month and a friday so everyone is getting paid today. the taxi driver was really friendly and we talked the whole way. what you realize when you start to travel a lot is you realize not everyone is envious of americans. sure we have it good in the states but many of these people are content with their lives. people here in cali seem very happy. they might not be wealthy but i guess money isn’t everything.

i arrived at unicentro and it’s a little bigger than chipe chopi mall. i was able to get 300,000 pesos from my atm card and i figure i have plenty to get me by for tonight and tomorrow at least. i got something to eat and had a good bbq ribs meal for something like 20,000 pesos with drink. there were two cuties and they kept looking over at me. i went to get some more napkins and then i asked them if they wanted some ice cream. (yeah, i know kind of cheesy but it worked). one was hotter than the other. it looked like they got done working and they confirmed it later. they were wearing blue scrubs as they worked in the hospital.

it’s quite easy to meet non-pro girls here but i have to be honest. i’m only here a few days and i don’t really want to invest the time to nurture this type of relationship. i’m not looking for a girlfriend. i have no problems meeting normal girls in the usa or when i travel. after it was clear i was only attracted to one of them the hot one gave me her phone number. i’ll probably never call her but you never know.

i’m going to rest a bit then shower and get ready to go out. later.


it was pretty early but i wanted to walk around cali and hit a few spots and clubs and see the town. i took a taxi to la casa de las cervesas and it was packed even at 9 pm. it was a friday night though. i stayed and had a drink then i walked around. if you walk down the hill you’ll take a curve and at the bottom of the hill you’ll take a right and you’ll come across this area with tons of younger kids. many are the hippie type but everyone was friendly. there was also a strong smell of pot in the air here. i guess the cops don’t care? i walked around that area some. i never felt unsafe at all but then again i’m kind of the adventurous type.

i decided to take a taxi to chipe chope mall to see how it is at night. it was packed and there were tons of people of all ages. families, younger crowd and 30’s crowd. i looped around and just watched people. i got a lot of smiles and looks here. if you want to make an effort you can meet girls here. go back and read leo’s post from a while back. i agree with his assessment of the scene here. except i will say the p2p scene is better than he described. for the amateur scene guys in their late 20’s to early 40’s will probably have an easier time as most of these girls are younger. i didn’t see any older guys with young girls walking around. it’s not like cuba or costa rica where you see tons of this happening. most of the pretty girls walking around with guys are with younger guys their age or a little older.

one thing i found a little reassuring i guess is many of the place carry around machine guys. the police here are serious and don’t look like they take sh*t from anyone. they all are in good shape. not like some of the american cops that let themselves go and are out of shape. these guys are everywhere but especially in the shopping malls. maybe because there are so many atm’s here?

i took a taxi to kaliente – calle 25 norte, no. 2 bis-47, b. san vicente. telephone: 653-6832. open 24 hours a day (except sundays)

there is no cover charge here. it’s just a house and there is no sign that i saw. there are 3 guys standing outside that confirmed i was where i needed to be. there is a price list for drinks on the wall on the left as you enter. it’s a nice enough place with couches in the lobby. you sit down and girls come in one by one for selection. kind of like the line up at 1707 santa fe apartment in buenos aires.

i didn’t know what to expect but i was quite pleased. they only had about 7 girls at about 10 pm but there was easily 3 i could have seen. i thought a girl named nicole had the best attitude and her tits hanging out in her outfit didn’t hurt things too much. she is a pretty girl that has a lot of personality. i told the guy my selection and he went to get her. she was so giddy and she was so happy i picked her. if she was acting she deserves an oscar and an emmy award. we chatted and i had the option of leaving with her or having a drink. i knew i could have just left but i wanted to have a drink with her on her turf to just unwind and get to know one another. she as with every other girl spoke no english whatsoever. so if you can’t speak spanish save the money and go back without drinking. a red bull and a beer i think was 25,000 pesos.

you have the choice to see the girl on-site for 60,000 pesos for ½ hour; one hour for 80,000 pesos or taking her out for 3 hours for 180,000. of course i took the 3 hour option and brought her to my place. we made out in the taxi the entire way. i would joke around and tell the taxi driver that i found my love and stuff like that. we were all cracking up.

we get back and this girl is super gfe. a great deep french kisser. i took a lot of pictures and she isn’t that photogenic because i saw the pictures and she looks prettier in person. she did know about the internet and told me that many americans go to kaliente from reading on the internet. she had no problems about me taking pictures and even mentioned “internet”? i just giggled.

i had an awesome session. bbbj, dfk, sex in multiple positions for a long time. we ended up going two rounds and at times got a little carried away. you gotta be careful with these girls. easy to think too easily with just your little head.

we talked about her work. surprisingly the families of these girls know what they do. it’s not like some countries like brazil or argentina where the girls tell their families they work in a restaurant or “bingo”. their families know and don’t object. probably more for the reason that these girls are basically supporting their family. it is great spending time with these girls but i try to understand all aspects of things.

the majority of girls that do this can never get ahead. the smart ones save up and buy property or save their money. girls in columbia seem to be in a rut of supporting their families. kaliente might be nice and nicole didn’t say anything negative about it but i think it’s kind of like a jail. the girls don’t know what they are getting into. they live there and they have to work 6 days a week. the place is open 24 hours a day. they work till like 10 in the morning then sleep till like 5 pm so they really don’t have time for a whole lot. most of the girls working at kaliente were from other smaller cities my girl told me.

after close to 3 hours i was drained. my girl and i were spooning and falling asleep. i told her i was gonna fall asleep and she probably would get in trouble if she did too. she told me they would call her and she wanted to wait the last possible moment. she left about 1 am. i had to call 22 on my room phone as always. you see, you can’t exit without the owner or the staff opening the outside gate. some might find this annoying but i like the safety of it. you can’t even call a taxi for a girl because they owner has to let them out anyway so they call a taxi for you. taxi’s here are fast. usually they are here within 5 minutes so don’t call until you are ready. she also gave me all her contact information.

i was surprised that rigo was up and drinking outside on the patio with the other dude we went to flores frescas with the other night. my girl left and i sat out and we chatted about girls, life, cali and everything else. i really like rigo. he’s an honest guy that will do you right. if you need anything he is the guy to talk to. he like many in cali seem to have a high quality of life. a quality of life that isn’t measured by how much money you have but the lifestyle. i know a ton of guys that could never begin to spend all the money they have but they slave away at their jobs always under pressure.

i’m sure i could make more money working harder but at this stage in my life it’s more important for me to experience new places and cultures. to “walk the earth”. i got this book about traveling around europe by a guy named rick steves. he basically travels around on the cheap staying at hostels. i’m going to try some of his principles but i know i never could travel like he does.

anyway, it’s still early. i got an early start on the day yesterday and was out and about all day. it’s only 8 am and i’m going to go walking around. it’s saturday so the nightlife should be good. i might go to the cristo rey statue on top of this hill and have a look at the city.


dear diary,

today is sunday. i had a very full day yesterday. i went out at 9 am and didn’t come back till 10 pm and then i went out again and didn’t come back until 2:30 am from flores frescas. i hired a taxi driver to take me to cristo rey and drive me around the city. it was $8 an hour which seemed like a bargain to me.

i went up to cristo rey but it was cloudy so it obstructed the view of the city. i could still see the city but it didn’t make for good photos. my driver al was a good guy. he was bilingual and used to work in the usa. he had an interesting background. i asked him why he left the states and apparently he got into some drug problems and fled rather than face the charges. that was over 10 years ago so i’d assume the statute of limitations would kick in. he was an intelligent guy that got over a wicked drug problem. he seemed too intelligent to be driving around a taxi but he almost accepted it as a penance for all the bad things he did in the past. he married has a kid and appears to be happy. he doesn’t cheat on his wife which is probably difficult in a town with so many hot women.

we talked on top of the hill about cali, usa and life in general. i had a massage appointment later in the day but i had him drive me around cali so i could get a better picture of it. cali is reported by the locals to have around 3.5 million people. it’s not a small city. it’s also not a very walk able city. taxis are so cheap so it’s easy. the air isn’t that clean in the city. there is a lot of traffic most days and the fumes from all the buses, taxis and motorcycles cause a hazy mess.

i toured a community called cristales. it had some nice houses and apartments. there were tons of them for sale. i guess several years ago many drug dealers bought houses there. they put in gold plated this and that. spent millions on them. some of them even have pools inside of them. but now those guys are either in jail or moved on so these houses are for sale for a fraction of what these guys spent on them. who here can afford these kind of houses? not many.

we drove around the city for hours. i was hungry so al took me to another mall. i forget the name of it but it was smaller. we got some pastels which were pretty good. there is this chain of rapidos called el locuro i think. there were several hot girls here too but chipe chope is the place to go to be seen.

al took me to my appointment and i saw my dream girl again. the receptionist from the other day. she is my ideal columbian woman. hell, she is my dream woman period. great body, model quality face, big natural breasts, great smile. just perfect! i wanted to talk to her the other day after my massage but she was gone already. i reasoned that she had to be married.

i went up for my massage and asked if this girl was married. gloria told me no. she could tell that i was interested in her. i told her that i couldn’t stop thinking about her. i asked if she would mind calling down and finding out what time she worked until because last time she was gone. i guess she goes to lunch or break from 1 pm to 3:30 pm. the hottie asked why gloria wanted to know and gloria said that i wanted to know and that i wanted to talk to her. hottie tells her that she is leaving at 1 but she’ll be back at 3:30 if i wanted to talk to her.

i had another awesome massage and i was surprised when hottie is still there. i paid my bill and gave gloria another good tip. then i talked to this girl. i could see everyone was looking at me but i didn’t care. i pulled her aside and asked her if she was married. she said no. i told her that i wanted to talk to her yesterday but she was gone already. she was kind of shy. then i asked if she had a boyfriend and she didn’t seem to like this question. but i didn’t want a cap in my ass from some jealous boyfriend so i asked. she tells me that she does have a boyfriend. i asked if she was in love with him. she didn’t answer then shook her head no. i asked if he was a good guy. she didn’t answer then kind of said no. then i asked if he is a good guy sometimes. she said, “as veces”. i knew she was interested but my driver was waiting and she had customers waiting in line to check out.

i figured i’d call her later. then i thought to myself there is no way she was hooked up with some drug dealer type. she’s been working here for 2 years and making peanuts probably. she wouldn’t be here if she had that kind of boyfriend.

i went to a country club that rigo was at. we played racquetball and i sweated my ass off. i really liked rigo. he’s a smart guy that is what you see what you get. then the other guy that joined us at flores frescas (ff) joined us. let’s call him jay. jay was a great racquetball player. he was also a really good guy. he was originally from cuba and he found my observations about cuba to be spot on.

we all went to the sauna and it was great. it had eucalyptus in the steam so it was really soothing. we all had a drink that was full of fruit. i forget the name but it translates into “splash”. i ate because i’m always hungry. i think both these guys were a little amazed by my journeys. i told them i couldn’t get hottie off my mind. rigo suggested to call her and i thought the same thing. i was gonna do it later.

rigo had to go home but i wanted to hit a casa. i asked jay to go with me. he seemed up for it. this guy was funny. he is here with his house for vacation! he had to be really careful. we tried going to la mansion and there were only 3 girls there so we didn’t even go in. always ask how many girls are before you pay a cover. don’t confuse mansion with mansion rosa which is flores frescas.

then i wanted to go to kaliente as there were plenty of hot girls yesterday. we get there and it’s funny. half the girls were sleeping and they woke them up for the lineup. these girls sleep till like 5 pm and it was only like 4 pm i think. jay said he didn’t see anything he likes. he prefers fuller women and many of the girls here are petite. i saw a girl that i wanted to pick the other day. she was hot. i picked my girl and he said he’d wait. i told jay to at least see a girl for an hour. he told me he was just going to booze which was cool with me.

my girl came out then jay picked a girl to come out and talk to. we drank with our girls and joked around. mine was hilarious. 21 years old from the same city as the other girl. i think it’s pronounced armenia (?). hot girls from this city.

i decide to session for one hour. it’s 100,000 pesos. there are 4 bedrooms upstairs. i could take my pick and the rooms are very clean and big. i let her pick one. wrong move as it turns out. we start to session and there is no air conditioning in this room. we are going at it hard and heavy and i’m sweating my ass off. she is great but not gfe at first. tells me that she doesn’t kiss clients. call me cynical but i kind of like when they do this. i kind of make it a mission to get gfe and watch them evolve into getting into the session and then getting all gfe. she was no different. we had a monster session but after 40 minutes i was done. i took a cold shower and kind of hurried as i thought jay was waiting for me downstairs.

imagine my surprise when jay hears us talking and knocks on the adjoining door. he is surprised we are leaving. i tell him that i thought he was waiting downstairs. he laughs. i guess he decided to session after all. he is in his underwear and his girl is in a towel naked. i’m clothed and so is my girl. jay suggests that we shed some clothes so they don’t feel so out of place. this usually is not my cup of tea but i figured why not? anything to make the girls feel more comfortable right??

i suggest that we take some pictures. jay’s girl is totally against this. mine is indifferent since she already let me take pictures. then we gave them 40,000 pesos for some pictures. they didn’t want to take any naked pics only wanting to be in their towels at first. but then i gave my classic lines of, “que cuerpos mas bonitas!” “dios mio…dos modelos!” sh*t like that. they were loving the pictures and then we took more and more and more. i think they turned out great. jay thinks i should quit my job and travel the world photographing beautiful women. oops. aren’t i already doing that? i guess i’m not being paid though. oh well. i can’t complain.

i liked jay. we had a lot in common as he also has a big heart. he also isn’t cheap. he doesn’t like to waste money either but he doesn’t mind spending it. we all were having a lot of laughs and a good time. the phone rang and we went downstairs.

i thought we were going to leave but we end up ordering some drinks and hanging out with our girls downstairs for at least maybe 1.5 hours. we were having a great time. we were both playing kissy face with our girls. i invited mine to go in the mountains with me then out to dinner. i guess i forgot i already had 2 dates already with other girls. my girl made me promise to call her.

then we all talked about the business. all of you guys that think these girls are making a fortune can forget it. it’s quite sad. some of these girls don’t work for 3 or 4 days in a row. this place is like a prison almost. don’t get me wrong. the management treats them good they all said. but they can’t leave. the only day they get off is sunday. most aren’t making that much. on the best of months they make $500. they can go up to 4 or 5 days with not one customer since there are so many girls. you should have seen jay’s girl. at one point she was almost in tears saying, “thank you god”. when i asked him later why she was like that. he told me she is going to a baby shower tomorrow and they didn’t have enough to buy drinks and stuff. her mom was expecting in a month. jay gave her some money and before we left i slipped her 20,000 pesos and told her i hope it helps. i think these girls were amazed by their expressions.

i tipped my girl well and i think jay did too. we both were surprised that his girl didn’t session in the past 3 days. you could tell she wasn’t bs’ing either. cali just isn’t a high volume place like other cities.

at this point it’s already like 8 pm. we kept saying we were going to leave and kept making out with our girls and hugging and talking. i suggested we go to chipe chope to grab a coffee and i needed to get some more money from an atm as i ran out already. we arrived there at 9 pm or so and there were tons of hot girls. oh my god! i’ve never seen so many hot girls in one place. this is the place to be seen. these girls walk around like they are on a runway. it’s amazing. they know they are hot and they like being watched. we had strong espressos that were great.

jay was a good guy. he was amazed that i had such a strong interest in the latin culture and commented my spanish was quite good. honestly, it’s not that good but conversational. i really believe you need to learn at least 15,000 – 20,000 words at a minimum to be conversational. i’m taking a spanish class at night but it’s worthless as it’s too slow and i’m way ahead of the class so i stopped going before the trip. plus, i was always out of the country so i was missing classes anyway. every week i’d make the excuse, “sorry but i was in paris or germany or costa rica”. one lady asked me if i work for the cia. ha,ha.

we people watched for a while. we decided to talk only in spanish so i could improve. we talked business and about life. we thought a lot alike. their was an age difference but most of the guys i meet are significantly older than i am. it doesn’t matter to me. i don’t have too much in common with most guys my age anyway.

i told him that his wife must be worried. at this point it’s 10:30 pm. we were going to eat there but we decided to go back and eat near our hotel. we get there and his wife is waiting at the gate. oops. i ate with him and his wife and we talked about cuba. i was drained of energy and didn’t know if i would go out. i’ve only been sleeping 3 or 4 hours a night. plus, we played racquetball all day.

i went back and we sat out and talked with rigo. i decided to take a shower and see how i feel. of course i was horny so i decided to go to flores frescas. those guys couldn’t go so i went alone. it didn’t bother me though. i like being independent. i got there around 12:30 am. it closes at 3 am on the weekends. there were a bunch of dudes and about 12 girls. most weren’t my type but there were maybe 3 hotties. this girl latched on to me and although her body appeared to be good i couldn’t really tell about her face since it’s so damn dark in there. i bought her and her friend a red bull which was 10,000 pesos each.

i was surprised that there was still a show at 1 am. the parade of girls and a lesbian show too. i noticed a lot of locals come here for the show. there was some younger columbianos there and i couldn’t believe it during the lesbo show when i saw them jerking off with their jeans on. they kind of just reached below their jeans and were jerking off. i found this hilarious and was laughing. i motioned for my girl to look and she said those guys could barely afford the 15,000 pesos entrance fee so that was the closest they’d get. oh well. poor bastards.

at this point i’m dying. i’m super tired and the red bulls aren’t helping. i figured i could probably negotiate as it was 2 am but i just told her, “vamos” (let’s go). she looked a little stunned. she said 150,000? i said sure. i paid the 70,000 exit fee and off we went. this girl didn’t have the prettiest face but she had a great body and she was great in bed. she was so energetic. i have a lot of energy in bed and she kept up and wanted more and more and more. finally she left at 3:30 am. i feel bad every night having to wake rigo up but he insists on unlocking the front gate so i have to wake him up constantly. oh well. if it doesn’t bother me it’s fine.

i emailed starfe last night asking if he’d change my ticket for me. he called early this morning. i’m not even sure what time but i couldn’t go back to sleep and here i am typing this latest update. he did manage to change it according to an email he sent me. i’m staying another week so i guess i have to deal with work later.

i’m not sure who i’m going to call today. i told 3 girls i’d do something with them. hmm. more later.

[Slick1]

Saint

I took the trip up to Christo Rey as well. Kind of an eerie feeling up there with all the grave markers and no one else around. I found the view of the mist covered Andes off the backside much more interesting than the view of the city below. Like you it made me want to go exploring. It looks stunningly beautiful up there. I never did go beyond Christo Rey and heeded the warnings of many. While I agree wholeheartedly with your assessments of Cali I held my explorer instincts in check. I believe there are dangers in the mountains and that the statistics don't lie. There has to be a reason why there are so many militia walking around with machine guns. I may be wrong, but it was the word of many of the people of Cali that convinced me to stay on level ground. Perhaps some of the board members living down there may want to chime in on this subject. Saint I know I am not going to quell the explorer in you and I'll probably be reading a great post on your day in the Andes, but be careful my friend. Sounds like you have got everything you need waiting for you at the reception desk. Take that girl over to Club Chango in Juanchito and Salsa up a storm. Enjoy.

[Saint]

Dances with chicas,

Yeah. I've been doing quite a bit of traveling the past few months. Just in the last few months I've hit Switzerland, Italy, Cuba, Cancun, Costa Rica, Paris, Germany, London and now Cali. I'm still going to the French Riviera next month, Peru in April and Amsterdam/Paris/Prague in May. No trips planned after that. I need a rest I think. Ha, ha.

I have a very detailed report but it's on my laptop. I brought a USB keychain stick but many of these computers here are Windows 95 so it won't work even after downloading the drivers from the Kingston website.

I stand by my post that the Columbianas are the hottest girls on the planet. I mean there are plenty of hot Brasileras and Argentinas but percentage wise there are more hot girls here. Make no mistake, the city is kind of a dump. It's not beautiful. Sure there are nice neighborhood but almost every nice area is next to a crappy area. It's an anomoly. I hired a taxi the other day and paid $8 an hour for him to just drive me around the city for 4 hours. I went to nice areas, I went to poor areas. I went to the top of Cristo Rey. I'm sure must mongers coming here don't do that kind of thing but as I mentioned, I'm not just here to hobby. I've really enjoyed discovering new cultures and getting to know the people. You can't go to a country and just go to P2P places and get a handle on a city.

Frankly, Cali can't compare to BA or most other cities astetically. But the people here are so warm, genuine and it leaves you with a certain happy feeling. I'll post all of this in my report.

Starfe just changed my ticket for me with American. I'm staying another week. God, I can't stop thinking about this girl. There is this wholesome quality about her but on the other side she is just so sexy. Beauty pagent material. I was told during my massage she was 25. It was funny. I was getting my daily 1 hour full body massage and I asked the lady if my girl was married. She said no. I think here as long as you aren't married you are fair game. These girls might have boyfriends but these Calenos are such dogs. There are so many hot girls here they can't stay faithful so they cheat on them. They might get caught but all the other guys are doing it too so the girls just have to put up with it.

So, I'm getting my massage and I had Gloria call down and ask her what time she got off. The day before she was gone when I was done. She told the masseuse that she leaves for lunch at 1 PM. I wasn't done till like 1:45 PM. She asks why she wanted to know and the lady told her that I thought she was beautiful and wanted to talk to her. Then the hottie told her to tell me she comes back from lunch at 3 PM. Well, guess what? When I got done she was still there. I think she was waiting on me. She was quick to tell me that she didn't have a husband. Then I asked if she had a boyfriend and she reluctantly said yes. But when I asked her if he was a good guy she just stood there thinking and didn't say yes.

This is what I mean. You HAVE to be able to communicate with girls if you stand a shot at any sort of relationship. Girls get bored quick. I've found that part of my good luck in and out of the hobby is being able to keep them interested, laughing and of course the great sex doesn't hurt either... Ha, ha.

Anyway, I left but I went to a country club and was playing raquetball with Rigo and ther other guy we went out with the other night. Let's call him Jay. We went to the sauna and I just told those guys I couldn't get my mind off this girl. Rigo told me to just call her up and I told him he was reading my mind. I was going to tell her I knew she had a boyfriend and I can respect that but I just want to go have a coffee with her or lunch/dinner to talk and get to know one another.

I got sidetracked with Jay and we spent several hours at Kaliente with some hot girls. (I have the pictures to prove it). Somehow Jay and I ended up in the same room half naked with the girls naked! I'll elaborate in my report.

So, at this point it's about 10 PM and I haven't been home since 9 AM or so. I forgot all about my hottie. Then Rigo tells me that she called me! I'm not sure how she even found out where I was staying. I never gave her my #. She told Rigo that she just doesn't do this type of thing but she couldn't stop thinking about me. Ahhhh. I know. So I called her and voila. I told her I couldn't get her off of my mind (true) and that I wanted to get to know her. She basically told me her boyfriend is a piece of crap. I asked if her parents liked him and she quickly said, "NO!" She went to Bogota early this morning with her parents but she's coming back on Tuesday night and she made me promise to call her.

Slick1,

I reasoned she might have a drug dealer boyfriend but I eliminated that for the following reason. She has been working at this salon 2 years. If she had a rich dealer boyfriend she wouldn't be working in this type of job. I'm not scared. Cali is NOTHING to be scared about. I walk alone at night although I probably wouldn't recommend it.

Today is Sunday and I'm really tired only having slept 4 hours. I have 3 girls that want to do something today. Sh*t. I told 3 of them I'd call them so I have to decide who to see. Today I might take a tour in the mountains. I heard it might be a little dangerous but I hear it's beautiful. Rigo thinks I should ask Evelyn the first girl from Flores Frescas. I'm thinking maybe the girl from Kaliente. Decisions, decisions.

My final comment for this post. If you can speak some Spanish go up to a girl and talk to her. Tell her you think she is beautiful. Ask if she has a boyfriend. Whether you are in a restaurant, cafe, club, walking down the street. You really have nothing to lose and everything to gain. If you're in the late 20's to late 30's range you will have a good shot here. I'm not sure about guys older than that. Generally most of these girls are young. I haven't seen any hot girls walking around with anyone older than 30's. Even at Chipe Chope. Most of the girls are with younger guys. That doesn't mean it's not possible but these people really take care of themselves. I've seen very few slobs. Generally a girl takes great care of herself and she will demand that the guy she is with looks good too. You may think to yourself yeah but I have money. Well, let me tell you money isn't everything.

More later.

[Slick1]

Saint

Glad to read you are having a great time. I look forward to your detailed reports. I think you will be leaving Colombia with many of the same impressions I had. Enjoy the rest of your stay and steer clear of the next Mrs. Saints boyfriend. Next time I will join you down there.

Slick

[Dancesw/Chicas]

Saint,
I recognized you from the BA board.
I see you are in Colombia now. You are definitely the
Magellan of mongers!
I read your line about Cali having the hottest chicas, above
BR and BA! A hell you're saying!!!
Are you sure?? Could you give us a comparison of prices
with BA in lodging, food, services etc...
Also, don't forget to tell us about "the one"
I can see the headlines "after mongering around the globe,
Saint is finally capture by calena secretary"
Or "Saint's fall, Big hit for the US monger cartel"
Have fun amigo!
DWC

[Saint]

It's almost 3:30 AM here. Another one of my Floras Frescas girls left. Her body was hot but I thought her face would have been better but it's so dark in the club. Still, she was awesome in the sack and had more energy then most of the girls I have been with. It's easy accumulating phone numbers and novias here.

One important thing. If you don't speak at least intermediate to conversational Spanish you can't crack the amateur scene. Hola, como estas and cuantos anos tienes will only go so far. LEARN some Spanish.

I'm dead tired. I'm not sleeping much. Rigo is a great guy but the bed isn't that comfortable. I really think I'll stay a whole another week if I can swing it with work. I think I've been gone more than I've been there so far this year.

I agree with many of the guys that said the amateur scene is great but I disagree when they said the P2P scene is not that great. It's awesome. I sessioned with hotties every day. I've also taken the time to see the city and do normal vacation stuff. I'll post it in my daily journal on my laptop. Take care, I have to try to get some sleep. I have a lot to do tomorrow including trying to change my ticket. I can't get this girl out of my head and that very seldom happens.

[Saint]

Damn guys. I've been out all day since 9 AM. It's about 11:30 PM here and I am gonna shower then go out. The girls here are hotter than any other place I've been to including Brazil and Argentina. Walk around Chipe Chope mall on a Saturday night and you'll break your necks looking at all the hot girls.

The P2P scene is also great. Wait till you see some of these pictures. I'm having a problem because I have 3 dates tomorrow and not sure who to go out with. I also am thinking about extending my stay another week. I met a girl that I think could be the next Mrs. Saint. A normal girl that works as a receptionist at a salon. I made the bold move asking if she is married. She is by far one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. She said no. I asked if she had a boyfriend and she said yes. I asked if he was a good guy. She said no. I kind of just moved on as my driver was waiting. Guess what? She called my hotel when I was out and I called her and even though she is going to Bogota for 3 days she wants me to wait for her until Tuesday. I think I am going to. She is just sweet and gorgeous. I talked to her for about 30 minutes on the phone and I told her I can't stop thinking about her. The last thing she told me was not to forget about her. She is a 10!

I'm loving Cali. The people are so friendly and the chicas are HOT. Take it from me. I've traveled all around the world but the amateur scene as well as the P2P scene here is phenomenal. They key is to not come across as a cheap ass at a lot of places. I have lots of stories. More later.

[El Culion]

Tica Man,

Sorry, but he last sentence should read Cartagena ... or San Andres.

But to make a long story short, Cartagena if just your best bet.

[El Culion]

Tica Man,

Neither, as far as beach scene is concerned. If that is what you want you should go to Cartagena (safest and more tourist -oriented) or Medellin