Cali Reports

[Triple Darknes]

Jesus has been to all these places, checking them out for you.

He is the man on the ground, since I am not there to check out the places, like I did in the past.

So, please help him.

WhatsApp 57-323-586-6627.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...700000001&z=12

To keep down drama and since you want someone to "help" Him How can he help us?

I mean what is he supposedd to do because I can tell you the guy is going to want at least 50 K pesos or around 12.50 usd. Is this old Man going to take you around to every single casa? Is he going to get women for you? If you do the grand casa tour that's on the map can you just shove a 50 Mil peso note at him and tell him to skedaddle?

Or will he hound you your whole trip begging you for more money AFTER he did all you needed him to do for you?

Gentlemen coming to Cali if you use Jesus understand that he's going to expect at least 50 Mil pesos PER DAY from you.

World Travel is Jesus willing to source Bob Marley for Mongers? How about Tony Montana? Now if guys wanted to get "lifted" while in country but didn't want to risk Jail that might be worth giving a guy a 50 each day Other than that I can't see why even the nicest monger would give him money for nothing after a Casa tour.

There's been once guy who said that Jesus threatened him and showed up at his Air Bnb. If someone slaps the shit out of him for being annoying it's on you.

Spell out what you think Jesus should get for his services. That will end all confusion. Other than that like a said before get him a Paypal or Cash app and take donations for him. You can even charge for access to the map and give the prceeds to him.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[World Travel 69]

Jesus has been to all these places, checking them out for you.

He is the man on the ground, since I am not there to check out the places, like I did in the past.

So, please help him.

WhatsApp 57-323-586-6627.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...700000001&z=12

[OnePocketWill]

Jesus came back and apologized to me to my face which I appreciated. Very much. I even have him extra cause he really needs the cash and I understand. We both hugged and shook hands. I posted this before we said sorry to each other. Jesus is great. We just had a huge misunderstanding. My apologies to Jesus. Take care & thanks for getting me some Pusey on the first night. I appreciate you. He's a good dude. FR.

Side note: IDGAF if you ban me. LOL I hope you know that. But Jesus is a good dude. He apologized the right way.

I have used Jesus alone and with friends in Cali. It's a great service to have someone watch your backs when drinking or going around to do things. It is not a high cost and I don't want to put my $0.02 on what happened I wasn't there. But my experience with Jesus has always been a positive one.

Stay safe everyone and enjoy!!

[Coolie High]

You mean the ones my mouth helped me lose. I had just bought my house. I am about to fuck this chick from Spelman. We are on my floor nekkit (because I did not have furniture yet.) I said girl if your mama could see you now. She got up and put on her clothes and left. 21 years later she is a divorced mother of 2. We just went out a couple of months ago. I might not get it when it is fresh, but I am eventually going to get it.

LMFAO Man you had me rolling on that one. Reminds me of a chris rock stand up special where he was basically saying when a women is in the mood just SHUT UP and let it happen. Any crazy or smart ass remarks coming out your mouth and those panties are coming up mighty fast LOL.

[Coolie High]

Many women in the monger game are are a bit crazy and have a problem with men, but I have to agree that Aries women are to be avoided at all costs if you can help it. Smash and dump them because all common sense goes out the door when it comes to their anger. The last one I phucked stalked me in HISO in Angeles and knocked a woman I was dancing with to the floor. I don't attract Capricorns. Back to the point though, what has astrology have to do with body count?

Yeah I explained earlier in my previous post that I keep track of my body count because I use it to show patterns over time of what type of female I naturally attract. I just so happen to also use zodiac signs as a way to help track my pattern. May sound weird and unorthodox but I make it a point to study any women I'm with as much as I can so I don't get caught up in the craziness of women. And keeping track for me helps.

So what does knowing who gave it to you accomplish? What can you do about it? Really not much in their country. I smash with condoms with women I don't know, but after a few phucks with the same woman and a few drinks things get reckless. I can say that I have only gotten burned in the Phils. Those women don't know shit, and particularly about their bodies so be careful there.

Actually knowing and also being vigilant before shit goes bad can accomplished ALOT. Had a situation last time I was in DR where by knowing, I avoided some serious drama. Long story short I made a chick in DR get tested because my girl in the states was bi and was coming down for a 3 some. I had already smashed the DR chick a couple days prior and thankfully with a condom because when she got tested for us to have a potential 3 some a couple days later she wounded up having the clap. We avoided a potential bad situation and the DR chick went and got treatment.

BTW good looking out in forwarning me on being cautious with philipino women. Definitely would like to visit there once this whole bullshit we call covid ends.

Peace.

[Naked Gunz]

One reason why I like to keep track of my body count is because if I ever got something I know exactly where I got it from. Also I'm honestly cautious on who I sleep with.

So what does knowing who gave it to you accomplish? What can you do about it? Really not much in their country. I smash with condoms with women I don't know, but after a few phucks with the same woman and a few drinks things get reckless. I can say that I have only gotten burned in the Phils. Those women don't know shit, and particularly about their bodies so be careful there.

So for me I'm at the point now if a women says she an Aries or a Capricorn I'm running for the hills

Many women in the monger game are are a bit crazy and have a problem with men, but I have to agree that Aries women are to be avoided at all costs if you can help it. Smash and dump them because all common sense goes out the door when it comes to their anger. The last one I phucked stalked me in HISO in Angeles and knocked a woman I was dancing with to the floor. I don't attract Capricorns. Back to the point though, what has astrology have to do with body count?

Lastly I've notice thru out the years that there's a HUGE difference with men that has dealt with multiple ladies from all walks of life to guys that hasnt. Meanwhile a square bear that's only been with maybe no more then 10 females all his life doesn't have that 6th sense and winds up falling for all those lips, hips and hunny dips that she throwing at him..

All I know is that I like sweet women that purr when phucked well. You can tell when the woman is into you. That's all you need. The slightest deviation from total attention to you is a red flag. You don't need to smash thousands to get that intuition.

[Mr Enternational]

One reason why I like to keep track of my body count is because if I ever got something I know exactly where I got it from. Also I'm honestly cautious on who I sleep with.

Well you got to know by now that it is the cautious people that get caught up. Reckless mfs are able to go on forever and ever. Exactly how it is with covid. Folks getting 3 vaccines, wearing 8 masks and washing their hands every 5 minutes are the ones that get it. Folks hanging out at the bar with no mask funnin in the sunshine don't get so much as a sniffle.

I put money if you counted all the females that you actually "turned down" for one reason or another in your lifetime (from regular females to hoes) I'm pretty sure you would've double that number.

You mean the ones my mouth helped me lose. I had just bought my house. I am about to fuck this chick from Spelman. We are on my floor nekkit (because I did not have furniture yet.) I said girl if your mama could see you now. She got up and put on her clothes and left. 21 years later she is a divorced mother of 2. We just went out a couple of months ago. I might not get it when it is fresh, but I am eventually going to get it.

[Coolie High]

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As far as body count? I lost count as I started before marriage, and picked up where I left off after the divorce papers were signed. My question is why try to keep up with body count? That's like a ceral killa! After over twenty trips to Kenya my number there number is about 75 or so bodies, (one is a real body as somebody was killed by their significant other in my building). Between Dubai, Thailand, Philippines and I can't forget the USA and the lucky shots here and there in the world I would think my number is hundreds. Who really GAF? You will just be judged harshly in this life and beyond. To the world the woman is still the "one to be protected" so your just wasting time keeping score. Just don't be a POS and leave a bunch of babies wondering who daddy was-monger responsibly.

One reason why I like to keep track of my body count is because if I ever got something I know exactly where I got it from. Also I'm honestly cautious on who I sleep with. I have a few regulars girlfriends back here in the states that I've dealt with for a very long time (over 10 years plus). They know I deal with multiple women so all they ask is that I do NOT bring anything back to them or I will face some heavy consequences. Like me getting stab in the middle of the night consequences LOL.

And 2nd by keeping track of who I smashed I've notice over time that I attract certain types of females. Strangely enough I use girls birthday signs. So for me I'm at the point now if a women says she an Aries or a capricorn I'm running for the hills because somehow someway those signs turn out to be nutjobs to me. I'm pretty sure you've notice a pattern as well of what you naturally attract good or bad.

Lastly I've notice thru out the years that there's a HUGE difference with men that has dealt with multiple ladies from all walks of life to guys that hasnt. Its like they develop the 3rd eye where dudes can size up a female real quick to the point hes thinking, yeah she's going to fuck my brains out BUT she's going to be a headache in the morning or sometime down the road so let me NOT go there. Meanwhile a square bear that's only been with maybe no more then 10 females all his life doesn't have that 6th sense and winds up falling for all those lips, hips and hunny dips that she throwing at him.

Exactly. That shit is highly implausible. I am over 1500 but suspect below 2000. Most of mine have been with chicks that are not hookers. Years and years ago I went around my city and fucked 4 different chicks who were not hookers in the same day. I am not addicted to sex, I am addicted to women. All that fucking no longer appeals to me. I can be with a chick for 1 week and only fuck 1 or 2 times.

Some would say that you smashing over 1500 to 2000 broads is implausible. I put money if you counted all the females that you actually "turned down" for one reason or another in your lifetime (from regular females to hoes) I'm pretty sure you would've double that number.

[Mr Enternational]

I'd assume that I'm in the high hundreds, Remember Wilt Chamberlin although possible is implausible. Someone did the math and they said Wilt would've had to had 2 days everyday for like 20 years.

Exactly. That shit is highly implausible. I am over 1500 but suspect below 2000. Most of mine have been with chicks that are not hookers. Years and years ago I went around my city and fucked 4 different chicks who were not hookers in the same day. I am not addicted to sex, I am addicted to women. All that fucking no longer appeals to me. I can be with a chick for 1 week and only fuck 1 or 2 times.

[Naked Gunz]

BTW been reading your post for awhile now and got to ask between you Mr. E and Tomjackin who of the 3 have smashed the most females. I literally keep track of every female I smashed in my life and if I told you my number yall would laugh at me LOL.

Bar 20 chicks are fyne! I just don't like to lay in someone else's DNA while I'm banging, or be rushed as I play my favorite sport. At least in Tijuana they change the sheets. I can't speak to Bar 20 policy concerning sheets and beds. Be sure to take care of TD when you meet for drinks.

As far as body count? I lost count as I started before marriage, and picked up where I left off after the divorce papers were signed. My question is why try to keep up with body count? That's like a ceral killa! After over twenty trips to Kenya my number there number is about 75 or so bodies, (one is a real body as somebody was killed by their significant other in my building). Between Dubai, Thailand, Philippines and I can't forget the USA and the lucky shots here and there in the world I would think my number is hundreds. Who really GAF? You will just be judged harshly in this life and beyond. To the world the woman is still the "one to be protected" so your just wasting time keeping score. Just don't be a POS and leave a bunch of babies wondering who daddy was-monger responsibly.

[Triple Darknes]

Oh ok cool. Definitely can't wait to try the round beds. Thats crazy that for 20 usd you can smash these hunnies. It honestly sounds like Cali is a gold mine. You just got to do your homework and learn the lay of the land.

And currently as of date I'm only at 177 females. I figure you're at atleast 2000. I say TomJ is at 5000 and Mr. E is going for Wilt Chamberlin numbers almost 10,000 plus LOL.

I'd assume that I'm in the high hundreds, Remember Wilt Chamberlin although possible is implausible. Someone did the math and they said Wilt would've had to had 2 days everyday for like 20 years.

I certainly don't fuck everyday and in the DR I expeirenced "Monger Burnout" which to me means having you dick so beat up that you physically can't fuck. I learned that especially with brand new or first time non pros with excessively tight pussies that lube is important which is probably why you have so many sex shops all over Latin America.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Coolie High]

All of the strip clubs have decent comfortable beds and Bar la Veinte actually has round beds their rooms are the smallest but the round bed is great because as a fellow tall guy I can position the girl anyway I need to.

ProTio: If you using a conventional rectangle shaped bed and you have to add pillows to angle her properly use the corner of the bed so that your legs are inward.

I have no idea what my number is I stupidly told a ex girlfriend that I had about 100 different girls and she physically blanched, I didn't even try to keep count after that but it has to be several hundred by now.

What's your number?

Trip.

Oh ok cool. Definitely can't wait to try the round beds. Thats crazy that for 20 usd you can smash these hunnies. It honestly sounds like Cali is a gold mine. You just got to do your homework and learn the lay of the land.

And currently as of date I'm only at 177 females. I figure you're at atleast 2000. I say TomJ is at 5000 and Mr. E is going for Wilt Chamberlin numbers almost 10,000 plus LOL.

[Triple Darknes]

Yo Trip great info as always. Hey curious do they have a nice room or a nice suite that you can pay extra for to take them upstairs. I'm a a tall guy so it's nothing worse then trying to smash in a room I can't even stand up in.

BTW been reading your post for awhile now and got to ask between you Mr. E and Tomjackin who of the 3 have smashed the most females. I literally keep track of every female I smashed in my life and if I told you my number yall would laugh at me LOL.

All of the strip clubs have decent comfortable beds and Bar la Veinte actually has round beds their rooms are the smallest but the round bed is great because as a fellow tall guy I can position the girl anyway I need to.

ProTio: If you using a conventional rectangle shaped bed and you have to add pillows to angle her properly use the corner of the bed so that your legs are inward.

I have no idea what my number is I stupidly told a ex girlfriend that I had about 100 different girls and she physically blanched, I didn't even try to keep count after that but it has to be several hundred by now.

What's your number?

Trip.

[Coolie High]

Yo Trip great info as always. Hey curious do they have a nice room or a nice suite that you can pay extra for to take them upstairs. I'm a a tall guy so it's nothing worse then trying to smash in a room I can't even stand up in.

BTW been reading your post for awhile now and got to ask between you Mr. E and Tomjackin who of the 3 have smashed the most females. I literally keep track of every female I smashed in my life and if I told you my number yall would laugh at me LOL.

[Joey88]

Me and my bro planning a trip to Medellin in June. Just wondering if anyone has.

Any places they recommend to stay at? Or places to go and find some beautiful.

Colombian woman?

Thanks!