Cali Reports

[Coolie High]

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As far as body count? I lost count as I started before marriage, and picked up where I left off after the divorce papers were signed. My question is why try to keep up with body count? That's like a ceral killa! After over twenty trips to Kenya my number there number is about 75 or so bodies, (one is a real body as somebody was killed by their significant other in my building). Between Dubai, Thailand, Philippines and I can't forget the USA and the lucky shots here and there in the world I would think my number is hundreds. Who really GAF? You will just be judged harshly in this life and beyond. To the world the woman is still the "one to be protected" so your just wasting time keeping score. Just don't be a POS and leave a bunch of babies wondering who daddy was-monger responsibly.

One reason why I like to keep track of my body count is because if I ever got something I know exactly where I got it from. Also I'm honestly cautious on who I sleep with. I have a few regulars girlfriends back here in the states that I've dealt with for a very long time (over 10 years plus). They know I deal with multiple women so all they ask is that I do NOT bring anything back to them or I will face some heavy consequences. Like me getting stab in the middle of the night consequences LOL.

And 2nd by keeping track of who I smashed I've notice over time that I attract certain types of females. Strangely enough I use girls birthday signs. So for me I'm at the point now if a women says she an Aries or a capricorn I'm running for the hills because somehow someway those signs turn out to be nutjobs to me. I'm pretty sure you've notice a pattern as well of what you naturally attract good or bad.

Lastly I've notice thru out the years that there's a HUGE difference with men that has dealt with multiple ladies from all walks of life to guys that hasnt. Its like they develop the 3rd eye where dudes can size up a female real quick to the point hes thinking, yeah she's going to fuck my brains out BUT she's going to be a headache in the morning or sometime down the road so let me NOT go there. Meanwhile a square bear that's only been with maybe no more then 10 females all his life doesn't have that 6th sense and winds up falling for all those lips, hips and hunny dips that she throwing at him.

Exactly. That shit is highly implausible. I am over 1500 but suspect below 2000. Most of mine have been with chicks that are not hookers. Years and years ago I went around my city and fucked 4 different chicks who were not hookers in the same day. I am not addicted to sex, I am addicted to women. All that fucking no longer appeals to me. I can be with a chick for 1 week and only fuck 1 or 2 times.

Some would say that you smashing over 1500 to 2000 broads is implausible. I put money if you counted all the females that you actually "turned down" for one reason or another in your lifetime (from regular females to hoes) I'm pretty sure you would've double that number.

[Mr Enternational]

I'd assume that I'm in the high hundreds, Remember Wilt Chamberlin although possible is implausible. Someone did the math and they said Wilt would've had to had 2 days everyday for like 20 years.

Exactly. That shit is highly implausible. I am over 1500 but suspect below 2000. Most of mine have been with chicks that are not hookers. Years and years ago I went around my city and fucked 4 different chicks who were not hookers in the same day. I am not addicted to sex, I am addicted to women. All that fucking no longer appeals to me. I can be with a chick for 1 week and only fuck 1 or 2 times.

[Naked Gunz]

BTW been reading your post for awhile now and got to ask between you Mr. E and Tomjackin who of the 3 have smashed the most females. I literally keep track of every female I smashed in my life and if I told you my number yall would laugh at me LOL.

Bar 20 chicks are fyne! I just don't like to lay in someone else's DNA while I'm banging, or be rushed as I play my favorite sport. At least in Tijuana they change the sheets. I can't speak to Bar 20 policy concerning sheets and beds. Be sure to take care of TD when you meet for drinks.

As far as body count? I lost count as I started before marriage, and picked up where I left off after the divorce papers were signed. My question is why try to keep up with body count? That's like a ceral killa! After over twenty trips to Kenya my number there number is about 75 or so bodies, (one is a real body as somebody was killed by their significant other in my building). Between Dubai, Thailand, Philippines and I can't forget the USA and the lucky shots here and there in the world I would think my number is hundreds. Who really GAF? You will just be judged harshly in this life and beyond. To the world the woman is still the "one to be protected" so your just wasting time keeping score. Just don't be a POS and leave a bunch of babies wondering who daddy was-monger responsibly.

[Triple Darknes]

Oh ok cool. Definitely can't wait to try the round beds. Thats crazy that for 20 usd you can smash these hunnies. It honestly sounds like Cali is a gold mine. You just got to do your homework and learn the lay of the land.

And currently as of date I'm only at 177 females. I figure you're at atleast 2000. I say TomJ is at 5000 and Mr. E is going for Wilt Chamberlin numbers almost 10,000 plus LOL.

I'd assume that I'm in the high hundreds, Remember Wilt Chamberlin although possible is implausible. Someone did the math and they said Wilt would've had to had 2 days everyday for like 20 years.

I certainly don't fuck everyday and in the DR I expeirenced "Monger Burnout" which to me means having you dick so beat up that you physically can't fuck. I learned that especially with brand new or first time non pros with excessively tight pussies that lube is important which is probably why you have so many sex shops all over Latin America.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Coolie High]

All of the strip clubs have decent comfortable beds and Bar la Veinte actually has round beds their rooms are the smallest but the round bed is great because as a fellow tall guy I can position the girl anyway I need to.

ProTio: If you using a conventional rectangle shaped bed and you have to add pillows to angle her properly use the corner of the bed so that your legs are inward.

I have no idea what my number is I stupidly told a ex girlfriend that I had about 100 different girls and she physically blanched, I didn't even try to keep count after that but it has to be several hundred by now.

What's your number?

Trip.

Oh ok cool. Definitely can't wait to try the round beds. Thats crazy that for 20 usd you can smash these hunnies. It honestly sounds like Cali is a gold mine. You just got to do your homework and learn the lay of the land.

And currently as of date I'm only at 177 females. I figure you're at atleast 2000. I say TomJ is at 5000 and Mr. E is going for Wilt Chamberlin numbers almost 10,000 plus LOL.

[Triple Darknes]

Yo Trip great info as always. Hey curious do they have a nice room or a nice suite that you can pay extra for to take them upstairs. I'm a a tall guy so it's nothing worse then trying to smash in a room I can't even stand up in.

BTW been reading your post for awhile now and got to ask between you Mr. E and Tomjackin who of the 3 have smashed the most females. I literally keep track of every female I smashed in my life and if I told you my number yall would laugh at me LOL.

All of the strip clubs have decent comfortable beds and Bar la Veinte actually has round beds their rooms are the smallest but the round bed is great because as a fellow tall guy I can position the girl anyway I need to.

ProTio: If you using a conventional rectangle shaped bed and you have to add pillows to angle her properly use the corner of the bed so that your legs are inward.

I have no idea what my number is I stupidly told a ex girlfriend that I had about 100 different girls and she physically blanched, I didn't even try to keep count after that but it has to be several hundred by now.

What's your number?

Trip.

[Coolie High]

Yo Trip great info as always. Hey curious do they have a nice room or a nice suite that you can pay extra for to take them upstairs. I'm a a tall guy so it's nothing worse then trying to smash in a room I can't even stand up in.

BTW been reading your post for awhile now and got to ask between you Mr. E and Tomjackin who of the 3 have smashed the most females. I literally keep track of every female I smashed in my life and if I told you my number yall would laugh at me LOL.

[Joey88]

Me and my bro planning a trip to Medellin in June. Just wondering if anyone has.

Any places they recommend to stay at? Or places to go and find some beautiful.

Colombian woman?

Thanks!

[Triple Darknes]

Bottom line up front. Strip clubs in Cali or anywhere in the third world (if they have locals in them) aren't strip clubs they are brothels. It would seem wierd to a local to pay to watch women dance naked and give them hundreds of dollars when you could fuck them for much less.

The main strip clubs are Entonces Bar, Madame Liz. La Viente, Calenas VIP #1 and #2 and the Deluxe Club.

Entoces isn; t a "strip"club at all you go there the chicks will introduce themselves and hang around and actually Dance with dude like Salsa dance with them and you can buy them drinks talk to them and fuck them.

Madame Liz is the same except you can buy a package where for 25 to 40 bucks you can get a bottle of liquor a girl to dance for you for 30 minutes to the music of your choice and you have the option of taking them upstairs. Since it's a brothel the dances won't be on the level of a american strip club but since they will dance and get nude this is the most like an american strip club as you're going to get in Cali.

Bar 20 is the most like a Atlanta strip club, It's the only club where you'll see Afro Colombians and it's Cali Curves on steriods. If you like Dr. Amor you'll love Bar 20 almost every girl will have a natty or build a body IG model apperance. The club is aptly named because 80 K pesos or 20 USD buys you an hour to smash. They do occasionally have a stage show but it's either talk to them and buy beers or smash them, You can take out but that will be more than 100 bucks USD.

Calenas VIP has table dances if you buy a bottle for about 25 bucks and more to fuck. If you need to see women nude this is the only club where women walk around partially nude They also play a little american music.

The Deluxe Club is the weekend warroir paradise it's techninally always open meaning you can knock on the door in broad daylight and there should be a few women there to smash. If you want the strip club expeirence they do stage shows after 12 when the place is packed No need to throw money. If you want VIP dances 300 K peso gets you three songs it's 600,000 pesos to fuck them.

If you want the best looking girls in town (ID say they're cuter than even Dr. Amor girls) If you're into white / paisa type girls this is your spot Bring your wallet though it's the most expensive club in town They play "hip- Hop" music mainly You'll see some BBL's but some of the girls don't have super. Big asses like Bar 20 girls and the chairs are more comfortable.


You can find all these places on Google Maps and Uber, In Driver and all the ride hailing apps any cabboe worth his salt can take you to them as well no guide needed.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Jazzy Daddy]

I'm in town.

It has my contact info. Thanks.

[Triple Darknes]

Having a great time hooking up with colombianas, much easier to meet when you speak Spanish and dance salsa, anyone down for cerveza?

I'm in town.

[Jazzy Daddy]

Having a great time hooking up with colombianas, much easier to meet when you speak Spanish and dance salsa, anyone down for cerveza?

[HourSecret]

Sorry. That was for an hour.

Hit up Escoces last night. Awesome awesome time. Not cheap but the two ladies I was with were smoking hot. I need to get out and try other places but it's convenient to my hotel and gets the job done. Maybe I'll try something different in two weeks when I'm back.

[Triple Darknes]

Salsa to the Spanish culture is what reggae is to Jamaica. In more touristy areas such as Medellin, Sosua, and Cartagena you can find other varieties. I remember when I was in Santiago Cuba. That was the Cali. It was the Cali of Cuba. I never experienced a club playing salsa all night. Just watching them all night was exhausting. No I'm in my beginning stages of learning. I'm from the dirty South. Were " We don't dance no mo". Goodie Mob.

It might seem like I'm into bukkake gangbangs but trust me I'm not. If anything if it were possible I'd fuck most ADULT Females that I see. I absolutely LOOOOOVE breaking in and training new girls and being their first paid for experience. I view as a service because I know that once a chica accepts money for sex she'll do it again with less hesitation. But while I love the DR listening to block parties during curfew and hearing DIOR by Pop Smoke a million times, I longed to hear some Teddy P that you'd hear in Jamaica or Kenya in the wee hours of the morning.

When I lived in New York I thought I loved Salsa because I heard it in Bodegas and I fucked so many Puerto Ricans that I met in one Salsa Club in the Bronx it wasn't funny. But hearing it all the time? Annoying, but again worth it to smash more new booty. Maybe I should take pictures of hoes My laycount must be insane.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

I want to elaborate a little. Sharing Women is not a problem. Sharing girls on your All-Star team is a problem. Guys like myself and Gogo like to build rosters with a select few. The selection becomes personal and intimate. We don't love these hoes, however certain relationships become well established and exclusive. If I see a Chica on my All-Star team with my friends she no longer becomes exclusive.

Imagine fishing next to your partner and he catches a nice big trout. He shows you, takes a picture of it, and throw it back in the water. Among us friends he has bragging rights. Imagine if he took that same fish and put it on your rod threw it in the water so you could say you caught it. There is no real bragging rights. We like the same fishing holes but want our own bragging rights. I can't have a GFE with a chica I witnessed being a intimate with a friend.

The Chica you gave me was just a fuck nothing else. She did not get the Grownman treatment. She got the casa chica treatment. This is why many guys prefer a SW. It's the joy of the hunt as well as the pussy.

I had a non SW on my team. Since she hadn't Converse with me like she used to when I came with my friends I introduce one of my friends to her. Months prior to that when I saw her she used to run and jump in my arms. Me relegating her to my friend ended our special bond on her end. Yes she gave him a session. After that she never responded to my calls for her.

I don't mind sharing chicas. However my All-Star team is a special select a group.

While I was in Cali I was building my All-Star team. Some girls I met, I shared contacts with you and others I kept to myself. Some guys like for you to share your prize catches but never reciprocate. I have a radar out for those type of guys.

Completely understanable no one shares all their chicks, and frankly no one is obligated to share any of his chicks, Ask Mr. Gogo he gave me that one starter chick and said that's all I'm giving you.

In the DR that's enough. But like you said Cali is NOT THE DR! Monger gets boots on the ground he wants pussy quickly since there's no Parque llreas or Clock Tower in Cali they need a starter chick because the next 5 tinder dates are either going to flake completely or not want to fuck.

The Reason that that the DR is the DR is not because they're a country of freaks it's because they get 7 million tourists on an Island of 11 million people. El Conde and Pedro Clisante is filled with as many horny mongers as there's chicks. The DR can't handle the demand that's why they don't mind Haitians coming in and relieving the pressure off DR hoes. I met a chick from Guadalupe in Sosua and a chick from Cali in the Ahnvee. Anywhere you're likely to be other mongers will be there too. I've dapped up a zillion mongers in my preferred hunting ground of Agora mall food court. I'm sure every chica has met tons of gringos too.

Cali is different, I don't run into tons of gringos here, and a lot of the gringos is backpakers there's Backpackers in the DR too but not as many as here. I'm not going to dap up a zillion mongrs in Chipichape food court and neither will chicas. Calenas don't think Money as soon as they hear English because there isn't enough demand from experienced mongers offering food court workers a third of their salary for a hour worth of work.

Take my big butt delivery service the procurer isn't attracted to me at all, She's willing but for some reason we couldn't even get past the BBBJ stage so either she or I suggested that she bring in reinforcements. I don't have no type, bad bitches is the only thing I like so she sends a picture If I like her I'll fuck anything that comes in the door.

I gave the big butt delivery service to another buddy who scored a first timer so it wasn't a chick I fucked but he didn't like the majority of the girls because they were "too ghetto" for him. I get it I like class too but I like variety and cheapness more. Like you I'm a non pro single mom fan. Chicas aren't going to give up their friends and relatives for nothing, Either you have to double up on fucking the procurer or you have to share some of the hoes. The delivery girl must have made a small fortune because at this point she doesn't hand deliver the chick she sends a picture I thumbs up or down, we set a date the newbie comes over the deliverer facetimes to ensure the chick came over, The new chick fucks and leaves with cash and the propina for the procuress. It's a well oiled machine it's either a one and done training session or she falls into the rotation of maid / working girls legit guide. (The Propina is only for new girls) But like how a bookie must keep a even money balance on super bowl bets I must share hoes to ensure they get paid and I get laid.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.