Cali Reports

[Orgasmico]

I think a lot more people will start going to places like Cali and Barranquilla since CTG and MDE are pretty saturated with Americans. I've been to Cali several times, including La Feria twice. I got to get back there soon. Not crazy about the city, but it's up and coming and I have several friends from Europe and the USA that live there. Only p4 p I've really done was Doctor Amor back in the day.

[Triple Darknes]

Announcement:

I really really want to help guys visit Cali. I want you to have a great time and even though there's some guys who covet their little hidey hole vacation spots thinking that more people will "ruin" a place I disagree. The More the Merrier in my book, and I remember how tough it was for me to get by in Cali when I got here knowing almost no spanish and having no friends.

That being said I don't Know You. I got a girlfriend and several side pieces that satisfy me, and I don't even pay directly in the form of staright cash for ass so if you call me I'd likely be busy doing stuff. I'm not patiently waiting on your call to answer every random question that alrady has been answered a million times on this board.

If you PM me asking a specific question I will answer to the best of my ability If you ask on the board I will answer to the best of my ability but generally speaking any random "where the hoes at? Questions will generate me sending you to my guide and driver Junior.

If you want to do a tour Junior could do it or there's a Colombian american lady who can help you with anything non pussy or party favor related.

I've said it several times you breeze into town for a week or less and finding anyplace other than Clinica Dr. Amor or Bar La Veinte is pretty hard. It's like finding the Smurf Village I could direct you right to it and you wouldn't find it.

If the dude who hit me up today wants to confrim this he can because I tried to direct him to a place that was on the map and he couldn't find it although it was right in front of his face literally.

If you want to have a chat with me that's fine it will cost you a cup of coffee and a Cinnamon Roll at Starbucks if you want me to hang out with you as you cruise the spots you're going to have to hit up Junior. I don't know what he will charge you you can negotiate with him directly I don't get anything out of it other than the sastifaction of a fellow Monger finding his way and possibly making several return trips.

One reason I actually really want guys to come down is the city is relatively virgin terrority that's good and bad. For example you go on a Dating app (you probably shouldn't) and it might not occur to the chica that you expect sex. I always talk about the lack of Hip Hop and Hennessy but Meddy and Carty gets way more tourists and both cities have three Hip Hop clubs a piece Cali doesn't have any.

More people come maybe we can get a decent club here. But to reiterate I don't KNOW YOU so just like I don't call any of you in america or whevever you live don't call me asking "Where the Hoes at?

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

I got over to Son Sonero yesterday. I ran into Alex. I've dated her in the past. She's been working there for years. Nice and friendly, very sexy. Anyway we had a great session. Thats all I'm going to say.

Went back to the Longostino restaurant last night. Had another great plateful. Good stuff. Out.

[BayBoy]

I've been in Cali since Friday but have been on the sick side mostly lying low. I had heat exhaustion and stomach pains. I haven't even been to Bar La20 or Son Sonero yet. 2 of my favorite places.

I did go to Cyber World on Sunday at noon. Only 4 chicas I think one was a tranny. Anyway I picked a chubby gal w big tits. We squeezed into a small room. She in a chair, me standing up, and gave me a covered blowjob. Not too bad really. She deepthroated me a few times. I didn't take it serious for the price. 20 K and 6 K entance fee.

I had Longostinos for dinner last night. Great stuff, really good. At a small restaurant on Ave. Sexta close to Cyber World.

I did have a sexo from Plaza Caiceto. But she was so bad I don't even want to talk about it. Out.

[ChelNam]

If you really like big butt Black girls I personally wouldn't bother going to MDE I'd go to Santo Domingo or Cartagena then Cali or Sosua and Cali. It's not zero Big ass Black girls in Meddy but the ones that are there are coveted by the much larger cortie of Black expats there, Plus Meddy is more expensive than Cali by a good amount.

Of course Carty is even more expensive than Medellin but there's probably the most Beautiful Black girls there and the city is more walkable than super hilly Meddy.

But these are just my suggestions..

Like ChrisD, I like my women thick / BBW and only enough the THICKEST sistah I've been was in Mde but she was from Cali. She's the one to spark my interest to be honest. And since both you brothers are Yaadies, let me bring my Haitian azz in this piece. I've been to Tura and Quibdó but no mongering there.

[ChelNam]

The Bull fights still happen around Christmas time.

I wasn't here in "the Good Old days" Colombia and Cali as a whole is richer and safer so I'd imagine it's more to do today. It's the capital of salsa and traditions are kept and haven't been washed away by hordes of Gringos like in Medellin.

For guys looking for "the Old Cali" that was full of danger and desparate women I would assume that Buenaventura is your town.

There's a Drug war going on there right now. And if you need every more dangerous there's always Tough Tumaco half of the Strippers in Olympus is from Tumaco..

You've mentioned Buenaventura, Tumaco, and. Aguablanca. So I'm guessing you got to things for the sisters and know where they are.

[Naked Gunz]

Hi guys, I plan to stay in an Airbnb because I stand a better chance of not having too many people monitoring me and my guests. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance guys.

My friend many of the ABB owners have cameras around the property, and THEY are probably monitoring your "activities". In Santa Monica the owner of a very nice place kicked out a guy for bringing in many chicas. I think if he had paid a double he would not have'had any problems. In another place I stayed a guy was scoped in the apartment next door. The video showed her casually walking out with his huge backpack stuffed with all his shit. So don't think your not being watched.

[Triple Darknes]

It feels warm, so I always wore my short pants. Then someone told me that was disrespectful, so I had to wear long pants, even if I was too hot with them.

Not as humid or hot as Panama, that's for sure!

Last time I was there the houses had fans. No central AC. Some breezes and alot of open windows, its not too hot outside.

Not as many mongers go to Cali anymore. Used to be alot of American men and matchmakers but now the women do not want to marry and leave Colombia like in the 1980's and 1990's when the FARC were scary.

I hear they got rid of the Bull Fights also. Not much to do there now.

Not a problem with bugs or mosquitos that I can recall. Women are darker skinned than Medellin.

The Bull fights still happen around Christmas time.

I wasn't here in "the Good Old days" Colombia and Cali as a whole is richer and safer so I'd imagine it's more to do today. It's the capital of salsa and traditions are kept and haven't been washed away by hordes of Gringos like in Medellin.

For guys looking for "the Old Cali" that was full of danger and desparate women I would assume that Buenaventura is your town.

There's a Drug war going on there right now. And if you need every more dangerous there's always Tough Tumaco half of the Strippers in Olympus is from Tumaco.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

[HumbleHal]

How does the weather feel like in Cali? Couple degrees hotter than Med looks like, but -- does it feel hot? Is there usually a breeze? Can one breathe and function fine? Is the sky more clear or cloudy? Does one sweat a lot -- is it humid? Do apartments usually have AC? (No Ac in Med, no need really). Are bugs / flies / mosquitos a problem?
When I've been to Panama it was hard for me to enjoy it because of the weather, Cali climate seems to lay roughly somewhere in between Panama and Medellin, at least according to dry numbers, but I wonder what is people' personal experience of Cali's climate.

It feels warm, so I always wore my short pants. Then someone told me that was disrespectful, so I had to wear long pants, even if I was too hot with them.

Not as humid or hot as Panama, that's for sure!

Last time I was there the houses had fans. No central AC. Some breezes and alot of open windows, its not too hot outside.

Not as many mongers go to Cali anymore. Used to be alot of American men and matchmakers but now the women do not want to marry and leave Colombia like in the 1980's and 1990's when the FARC were scary.

I hear they got rid of the Bull Fights also. Not much to do there now.

Not a problem with bugs or mosquitos that I can recall. Women are darker skinned than Medellin.

[Combo]

How does the weather feel like in Cali? Couple degrees hotter than Med looks like, but -- does it feel hot? Is there usually a breeze? Can one breathe and function fine? Is the sky more clear or cloudy? Does one sweat a lot -- is it humid? Do apartments usually have AC? (No Ac in Med, no need really). Are bugs / flies / mosquitos a problem?

When I've been to Panama it was hard for me to enjoy it because of the weather, Cali climate seems to lay roughly somewhere in between Panama and Medellin, at least according to dry numbers, but I wonder what is people' personal experience of Cali's climate.

Your guess is accurate. It's a bit warmer than MDE, but not nearly as hot as Panama or Cartagena. Precipitation patterns very similar to MDE. Most places will have AC, but you should verify nevertheless.

[PigSavinBoy]

How does the weather feel like in Cali? Couple degrees hotter than Med looks like, but -- does it feel hot? Is there usually a breeze? Can one breathe and function fine? Is the sky more clear or cloudy? Does one sweat a lot -- is it humid? Do apartments usually have AC? (No Ac in Med, no need really). Are bugs / flies / mosquitos a problem?

When I've been to Panama it was hard for me to enjoy it because of the weather, Cali climate seems to lay roughly somewhere in between Panama and Medellin, at least according to dry numbers, but I wonder what is people' personal experience of Cali's climate.

[Triple Darknes]

Again Cali is a Cheap Charlie Heaven even if you come and don't like it you'll learn a ton about Colombia and it's a good alternative for Gringo land El Problado in Meddy.

There's an El Problado in Cali but NEVER EVER Go there. Actually there's a decent clinic there you can get bloodwork done for the cheap but generally avoid anyplace east of Simon Bolivarl Highway.

You can stay in an upscale strata 5 neighborhood for less than 15 bucks a night. To give you a feel for how cheap Cali can be I know a guy who got a 3 bedroom exclusive apartment for less than 295 A MONTH.

There's a guy on this board who gets a suite for less than 25 bucks a night so you don't have to pay too much but don't cheapout either There's no reason to stay in Centro because it's cheap or colse to street action. Also it is possible to get street action in any park at night if you know how to look and know the questions to ask. One thing for certain it ain't Quanto es?

I beleive I ran down the neighborhoods to stay in a previous posts but generally a first timer / short stayer should stay in or around the Grenada area as close to Av Sexta as possible. If you need or want Upscale than closer to the Boulevar like 97 Lofts is best or the Grenada excecutive suites is best. There's more security and the Excecutive and you need it as that's where the upper class mongers stay and you can pick up a lot of information from some of them who have been comming to Cali for years.

97 Lofts has no security and no elevators but the area itself is secured and you're close to parks and malls and av. Sexta.

Super High end would be the Hilton in the south (also an excellent place to stay smack dab near Unicentro mall and Ciudad Jardin Malls) or The Marrott in the north both are Girl Friendly (as long as you're descreet).

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Hi guys,

I plan to visit Cali next month and I know nothing about the lay of the land and would like some advice. It would be great if some of you guys know Medellin as well for the use of comparisons. I plan to stay in an Airbnb because I stand a better chance of not having too many people monitoring me and my guests. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

When in MDE I like to frequent ground zero aka El Centro but I would never want to reside there. I like the bars and strip clubs but when it's time to lay my head I want to feel comfortable. Belen, la 70, and Laurales are my go-to areas when trying to find a nice safe, and secure location without costing an arm and a leg. These locations were also pretty close to everything as far as when I want to visit El Centro, la70, or El Pablado (Parque llyres). I've stayed in Pablado several times and I love the fact that I could walk to the clubs at Parque lyres and the proximity to nice restaurants but too many street vendors are always there ready to pounce on the gringo tourist and try to sell them something.

All and all, I'd like to hear your guy's opinions on key areas in Cali taking into account price, safety, proximity to chicas and clubs, etc.

Thanks in advance guys.

To answer your question basically you nailed it. You could say that the Boulevar is the laurelles of Cali. You could say that Granada is the El Probablo of Cali. I don't know which Barrio is the equivalent of Chipichape but lets say that's the high end area of Cali but Pance would be the Beverly Hills of Cali.

The difference between Meddy is that you can live in the most exclusive areas in Town for less than 40 dollars a night. If you choose to tay in an Airbnb because you think it's private and people won't see you running those chicas from AguaBlancas in you're wrong. Maybe if you live on Av. 9 in Grenada in a high traffic area maybe you can sneak a chica in sight unseen.

And in any neighborhood that you'd want to stay in you'd have night watchment who are literlly watching you. It' be a good idea to introduce yourself and slide him 10 million pesos and additional amount at the end of your stay per day. Beleive me EVERYONE on your street does this technically you don't have to do this but he doesn't have to do anything when she sees the chicas comming out with all of your stuff or seeing that yiu haven't left the room in dyas.

But having actual security is still better and yes you'd want to introduce yourself to him too. That security guard can even point out decent chicks to you or get your things.

Help out those you help you.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

Hi guys,

I plan to visit Cali next month and I know nothing about the lay of the land and would like some advice. It would be great if some of you guys know Medellin as well for the use of comparisons. I plan to stay in an Airbnb because I stand a better chance of not having too many people monitoring me and my guests. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

When in MDE I like to frequent ground zero aka El Centro but I would never want to reside there. I like the bars and strip clubs but when it's time to lay my head I want to feel comfortable. Belen, la 70, and Laurales are my go-to areas when trying to find a nice safe, and secure location without costing an arm and a leg. These locations were also pretty close to everything as far as when I want to visit El Centro, la70, or El Pablado (Parque llyres). I've stayed in Pablado several times and I love the fact that I could walk to the clubs at Parque lyres and the proximity to nice restaurants but too many street vendors are always there ready to pounce on the gringo tourist and try to sell them something.

All and all, I'd like to hear your guy's opinions on key areas in Cali taking into account price, safety, proximity to chicas and clubs, etc.

Thanks in advance guys.

ID stay in the Granada / Avenida Sexta area. Its safe around there and theres lots of restaurants and stores around nearby. And go from there to your sexo venues. Either walk or take cabs.

[Triple Darknes]

Hi guys,

I plan to visit Cali next month and I know nothing about the lay of the land and would like some advice. It would be great if some of you guys know Medellin as well for the use of comparisons. I plan to stay in an Airbnb because I stand a better chance of not having too many people monitoring me and my guests. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

When in MDE I like to frequent ground zero aka El Centro but I would never want to reside there. I like the bars and strip clubs but when it's time to lay my head I want to feel comfortable. Belen, la 70, and Laurales are my go-to areas when trying to find a nice safe, and secure location without costing an arm and a leg. These locations were also pretty close to everything as far as when I want to visit El Centro, la70, or El Pablado (Parque llyres). I've stayed in Pablado several times and I love the fact that I could walk to the clubs at Parque lyres and the proximity to nice restaurants but too many street vendors are always there ready to pounce on the gringo tourist and try to sell them something.

All and all, I'd like to hear your guy's opinions on key areas in Cali taking into account price, safety, proximity to chicas and clubs, etc.

Thanks in advance guys.

This is not a personal attack to you, and you can and should do what makes you feel comfortable but I'm not sure why anyone would come to Colombia and not stay in a place with security.

This is from a guy who never stayed in a Hotel in Colombia himself. But if something goes wrong especially a scope attack you'd want security especially on a first trip and that goes octuple for a guy that's pursuing anything anywhere near centro.

To thread the needle of privacy and safety I would reccomend taking Chicas to any of the many fine Cabanas / Love Hotels / Hourly Motels in the city.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.