Cali Reports

[Triple Darknes]

First of all let me say I actually want more mongers to consider Cali that being said If you Love meddy you'd likely hate Cali.

And vice versa while I don't hate medellin if I never went there again I'd be ok with it In fact I hardly get the appeal of the place.

People hear what they want to hear from my posts when I say Cali is a walkable city that is correct, but if you tried to walk from the north to the south that is a very very very long walk.

There's no upscle red light district in Cali at least not a Parque lleras style place the closest eqiuvalent is Parque Boulevar. And the Boulevard is NOTHING LIKE Parque LLeras there's no hoes there and the crowds are only there on weekend nights around 9 to around 2 or 3 o clock again there's street parties with locals dancing to Salsa music theres no hoes around there. Same with Parque del Perros it is what it claims to be a big Dog park with Bars and restuarants surrounding it again if your spanish is good maybe you can snag a Non pro but there's really no hook up culture in Colombia except for the artificial one on Medellin and Cartagena. Dates generally invovle local restuarants movies and kicking with the fam drinling Rum and no sex.

You don't need a guide here but a short stayer with no Spanish might want one because the easiest to find brothel with the girls That a CALENO would find attractive would be in Clinica Dr. Amor. But the first few times I saw it I went up to the front door and it's on a regular street looking like a regular house in a regular neighborhood. If you simply google Mapped it and went to the front door chances are you'd miss it the actual address is unhelpful in that regard.

You'd have to go around the back in what looks like a junkyard for Taxi's and go to the hidden back enterance to be allowed in. All the other brothels in the city are the same way on a regular ass street and you'd never know exactly where the place is or if it's open. The place that was down the street from me in El Ingenio only indication that it was open was the Outside Iron gate would be open when it was open and it's a daytime brothel not a nighttime one. Again in my years of boots on the ground in Cali If you wanted casa action and you were in El Ingenio at night the closest spot is the way expensive Tangas VIP or the Deluxe Club VIP.

Other than that Athough I wouldn't reccomend using a dating app or Photoprepagoes or Milerocticos you can try it it's not nearly as risky as Medellin for Tinder but I know guys that got got in Cali on Tinder too. The Prepagos sites may not be open and usually whoever you see on the site will not likely be there once you go to the location.

Centro has Bar La Vente and Son Senero which are fun and although a non spanish speaker might miss the signs they're fairly easier to find.

For street meat fans they're out there there's less targeting of Gringos for Gringo's sake but if you see a ton of dudes riding Motos you stand an excellent chance of becoming a victim of oppertunity on those dark streets. If you're a meddy centro vet then I'd use the same spidey sense that you use in Meddy for Cali. I never been anywhere near Plaza Botero at night but I guess the difference is Plaza Botero is a tourist destination during the day wheras Cali's centro is just that a Cheap run down downtown where locals get cutrate deals in the daytime.

There's not zero SW's in the daytime but the ones that are out in the daytime are discreet and well you get what you pay for. The Night action brings out far better pickings but again the streets are pitch Black in places but there's better lighting on the main streets near some of the bigger cabanas / Fast sheet no tels. Some of the better girls approach San Sonero (but not Bar La Vente) Quality and if you're lucky every once in a while Hotel del Rey girls generally are the hottest SW girls in Cali but they will try to overcharge you on the fees related to using Hotel Del Rey.

There's also kind of a union among Del Rey girls so if you want to stay within the 50 to 60 K COP range you might have to take their numbers and reconvene elsewhere. Keep in mind that Cali's Centro does have some trannies around. They don't hang around the regular girls but if you wander the blocks thinking that you need to see each chica then you'd run acroos the Trannies in the darker streets dressed even more provocatively.

As Far as the Massage Parlour scene some of the best ones in Town are in the south but If you went to Katmandu In Limonar to one of the spots in El Ingenio then that's at least 4 kilomters away. Even the two spots that I know in El Ingenio (which are very good and recommended even for just the massage) is several blocks away from each other and as I said in nondescrpt houses that you wouldn't be sure was the right spot.

A final thought about the Cali scene is Caras Lindas is right off of Sexta and there may be other undiscovered gems but again I've told mongers exactly where it was and they still counldn't find it. When I showed people around even I missed it a few times. Same thing with Cyber world again never would've known where it was even though I passed it a million times on Sexta. Again a real get what you pay for kind of place but a place with the absolute cheapest pussy in town even cheaper than the SW's.

The point is if you decide to come to Cali although a true google master who carefully RTFF would do well in Cali but if you need someone to take you hand in hand to the best places then reach out. If you want to see all these places they're pretty spread out you'd need a car to go to all of them. If you stopped reading at Cali is cheap and come anyway and it's not what you wanted don say that you weren't warned.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[ChrisD1680]

Seems my trip is going to be pushed back a few months. Sucks, but I'll just use the time to continue working on my Spanish. I'll probably not have to rush it, either, and could end up with a solid 2-3 weeks in country. Silver linings and all that.

I read that later in the year is the rainy season in Cali. Does it get really bad, weather-wise?

But if a high percentage of the chicas in the *****houses are Colombianas, I say why not come to Colombia for the action.

Well, this is definitely my plan. But it's far more accessible and safer than Colombia overall. English spoken everywhere, USD is legal tender. It's a duty free island where people can take a flight from NYC and buy jewellery that's cheaper than back home (even factoring airfare). It's a popular boating destination with hundreds of yachts of all sizes being based here in the winter. Popular for scuba diving as well. Having all of this in a relatively safe place, with reliable point and click mongering 15 minutes away where you know what to expect (prices are set, girls get STD tested) and the service is generally good makes it a good destination all-round. There isn't much of a freelance market, but you can pull locals on Tinder if you have enough game.

I've been to the French side of the island. I guess the big excitement is looking at the topless French girls laying on the beach.

It really is a different vibe. Dozens of really great restaurants. Lots of luxury shopping, etc. I have friends who love it. These aren't mongers though.

I mean you have to keep everything locked up for your safety (hotel, car and private stuff). The locals are indifferent that you are there.

Locking your car and keeping valuables off the seat in plain view is smart in just about any place in the world. It's fairly safe. Yes, shit does happen, and there are opportunists, but you simply do not have to keep your head on a swivel like you would in Colombia.

You should be happy people leave you alone, really. Gringo treatment most often just means paying more for less. It's also not a poor country. Sure, there are poor people, but even people in hospitality are making a couple grand a month, so you don't get the same level of deference to tourists as you would in other places.

[Icky994]

Hi guys,

I plan to visit Cali next month and I know nothing about the lay of the land and would like some advice. It would be great if some of you guys know Medellin as well for the use of comparisons. I plan to stay in an Airbnb because I stand a better chance of not having too many people monitoring me and my guests. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

When in MDE I like to frequent ground zero aka El Centro but I would never want to reside there. I like the bars and strip clubs but when it's time to lay my head I want to feel comfortable. Belen, la 70, and Laurales are my go-to areas when trying to find a nice safe, and secure location without costing an arm and a leg. These locations were also pretty close to everything as far as when I want to visit El Centro, la70, or El Pablado (Parque llyres). I've stayed in Pablado several times and I love the fact that I could walk to the clubs at Parque lyres and the proximity to nice restaurants but too many street vendors are always there ready to pounce on the gringo tourist and try to sell them something.

All and all, I'd like to hear your guy's opinions on key areas in Cali taking into account price, safety, proximity to chicas and clubs, etc.

Thanks in advance guys.

[Triple Darknes]

I've been to the French side of the island. I guess the big excitement is looking at the topless French girls laying on the beach. But when I say the native people arent all that friendly, I mean you have to keep everything locked up for your safety (hotel, car and private stuff). The locals are indifferent that you are there.

But if a high percentage of the chicas in the *****houses are Colombianas, I say why not come to Colombia for the action.

That's what every dude who comes to Cali and ends up not liking it thinks. That they can get cut rate coochie at the source. Colombians go abroad to sell cooch that doesn't mean that if you go to her hometown that you'll find chicks down to pound like the inmates at foriegn brothels.

Sometimes the best place to fuck a Colombiana is in Panama not Colombia.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

I've been to the French side of the island. I guess the big excitement is looking at the topless French girls laying on the beach. But when I say the native people arent all that friendly, I mean you have to keep everything locked up for your safety (hotel, car and private stuff). The locals are indifferent that you are there.

But if a high percentage of the chicas in the *****houses are Colombianas, I say why not come to Colombia for the action.

Accurate about the island. We're talking the fun, Southern side of the island. French side is far more laid back and a different vibe altogether. I rarely spend any time there.

Regarding locals, I don't know what you mean by "I didn't find the native people to be all that friendly". Frankly, as an islander, these kinds of comments always rub me the wrong way. As if we're all here for your entertainment. More likely that people are just trying to go about their day-to-day and not actively trying to be assholes to some random foreign stranger. I can't speak to your specific experiences, of course.

Most of the people you're likely to meet will range from Jamaicans (there are many) to Haitians (a lot of cab drivers), Dominicanas / Dominicanos, Indians (store owners) and lots of Europeans and Americans all over. It's a very multicultural island with all kinds of languages spoken.

[ChrisD1680]

When you say SXM I assume you are talking about the island of St. Maarten. Half the island is Dutch and the other half is French. All the REAL sin is on the Dutch side. Gambling, night and strip clubs, and prostitution. I was there about 20 years ago. You need a car to get around to the 'houses'. Prices are set. But I didn't find the native people to be all that friendly. Wouldn't go back.

Accurate about the island. We're talking the fun, Southern side of the island. French side is far more laid back and a different vibe altogether. I rarely spend any time there.

Regarding locals, I don't know what you mean by "I didn't find the native people to be all that friendly". Frankly, as an islander, these kinds of comments always rub me the wrong way. As if we're all here for your entertainment. More likely that people are just trying to go about their day-to-day and not actively trying to be assholes to some random foreign stranger. I can't speak to your specific experiences, of course.

Most of the people you're likely to meet will range from Jamaicans (there are many) to Haitians (a lot of cab drivers), Dominicanas / Dominicanos, Indians (store owners) and lots of Europeans and Americans all over. It's a very multicultural island with all kinds of languages spoken.

[Triple Darknes]

A bit more on topic, what's the consensus with these sites? Can anyone share their experiences?

Is it a crap shoot where you might get catfished and / or just crap service? Scams?

I've Whatsapped a few chicks off there just to get a feel for it. They're all fairly responsive and professional, and immediately send over a boilerplate rate sheet on the first or second message. I really do like this, but I see a few reports complaining. It could be a case of guys' expectations, but also could just be poor quality providers as well.

Check out the SXM board. There's 5-6 casas all within 3-5 minutes of each other. Two are literally across the street from each other. You just park and go from one to the next. Colombianas and Dominicanas. High season (Nov. July), there's a solid 150+ chicas spread out among the clubs. Thins out in summer like now, but it never gets fully dead. $55-60 (with room fee) a pop for 20-30 mins. Has been roughly that for the last 15 years I've been going. So no inflation here.

Chicks get health checkups every Friday (or Sat, I forget), as part of the club license and their work permits. It's a fun set up that goes back a good 2+ decades. It's a Dutch island, after all.

You said you was down for a Recon trip and that's exactly what it will be. Trying to message hoes weeks out won't work in santo Domingo or Colombia the DR gets 8. 5 Million tourists a year beleive me texting chicks weeks out is standard and they don't beleive you till you tell them you're Boots on ground ready to meet. Nothing else that you say matters.

They way those sites work is 1 to 4 girls rents a place and puts up an old glamour shot of the best looking one. They frequently move locations and switch out girls who quit or go to other places to hustle, a lot of the gils work seasonally and occansionally if they feel like it. If the place is even there when you get their you might be dissapointed. Those what's app messages are from a answering servica or an Old lady or a Man.

All I can tell you is that I lived in the DR and Colombia and I quickly learned not to mess with them. Again leaving it up to you If you planned a mega trip months out and you find that the girls that you messaged are still there and open when you get to your destination if you're the type to generally fuck what opens the door as long as the girl opens the door you'll be fine, If you're kind of guy who'd say "This picture looks like it was taken 3 years ago three babies ago and thirty pounds ago" and leave then that might be an issue.

I'd say look at each board dedciated to the cities that you want to hit and you'll see the same places mentiioned over and over again go there and you can't go wrong trying to mine social media to get chicks not so much.

One thing is for certain other than Santo Domingo on the malecon specifically there's no place in Colombia where there's several spots located in a general area. Actually they are but unless someone told you you'd never find them there's no signs. I lived down the street from one for months and didn't have a clue until the building supe pointed at the door and said "Prepagos!

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[BayBoy]

If you're looking for the site on the ISG its under Caribbean / Lesser Antilles. The Dutch side is called Sint Maarten and the French side is called St. Martin.

[BayBoy]

Check out the SXM board. There's 5-6 casas all within 3-5 minutes of each other. Two are literally across the street from each other. You just park and go from one to the next. Colombianas and Dominicanas. High season (Nov. July), there's a solid 150+ chicas spread out among the clubs. Thins out in summer like now, but it never gets fully dead. $55-60 (with room fee) a pop for 20-30 mins. Has been roughly that for the last 15 years I've been going. So no inflation here.

Chicks get health checkups every Friday (or Sat, I forget), as part of the club license and their work permits. It's a fun set up that goes back a good 2+ decades. It's a Dutch island, after all.

When you say SXM I assume you are talking about the island of St. Maarten. Half the island is Dutch and the other half is French. All the REAL sin is on the Dutch side. Gambling, night and strip clubs, and prostitution. I was there about 20 years ago. You need a car to get around to the 'houses'. Prices are set. But I didn't find the native people to be all that friendly. Wouldn't go back.

[ChrisD1680]

A bit more on topic, what's the consensus with these sites? Can anyone share their experiences?

Is it a crap shoot where you might get catfished and / or just crap service? Scams?

I've Whatsapped a few chicks off there just to get a feel for it. They're all fairly responsive and professional, and immediately send over a boilerplate rate sheet on the first or second message. I really do like this, but I see a few reports complaining. It could be a case of guys' expectations, but also could just be poor quality providers as well.

I would've never thought that a small Island could have a scene. I heard in St. Lucia they request and HIV test. One day I'll check it out.

Check out the SXM board. There's 5-6 casas all within 3-5 minutes of each other. Two are literally across the street from each other. You just park and go from one to the next. Colombianas and Dominicanas. High season (Nov. July), there's a solid 150+ chicas spread out among the clubs. Thins out in summer like now, but it never gets fully dead. $55-60 (with room fee) a pop for 20-30 mins. Has been roughly that for the last 15 years I've been going. So no inflation here.

Chicks get health checkups every Friday (or Sat, I forget), as part of the club license and their work permits. It's a fun set up that goes back a good 2+ decades. It's a Dutch island, after all.

[Triple Darknes]

Oh, you from yaad? That's crazy. You m'fers are everywhere.

My family is from the West, so I don't generally run into anyone in Town. I keep a super duper low profile when I'm there. Other than my parents, no one knows my movements. Even aside from the constant "leave a ting wid me nuh", it's really just not safe having everyone and their mama know you're boots on the ground. A lot of Jamaicans who get robbed or killed when they return home got set up by family. Like, a ridiculous amount. Worse if you're splashing cash, or making big investments like building a house. I don't need that energy.

LMAO. You're funny. I've fucked a few on back road in the past. Talk about grimy.

I kinda have to test them out, just to tick it off the list. I'm not exclusive with the types of women I fuck. Give me a choice, and it's a black woman every day, all day. But if none are available, my dick is equal opportunity. I just prefer to spend my dolares, pesos & shillings on what I enjoy. From the videos on youtube, MDE just has sheer volume. I'm sure I'll have a good time.

Speaking of $$ I can't justify Cartagena, not when there's other cities in country that are more affordable. Don't think it makes sense to fly all this way to spend twice as much as what I pay to fuck in SXM, all with less hassle, much safer environments and almost no chance of being scammed. That math ain't mathing.

I might visit at some point, but I'm a proud cheap Charlie. Pussy is pussy, is pussy. These women fuck randoms for money. Let's keep things in perspective.

I have a few in SDQ I'm chatting up on Tagged. That and FB have been core to my roster-building. I'll have to learn the culture because I don't want anyone whose going to fall in love and get super clingy.

They're super friendly. Way more friendly and responsive that Jamaican women, too, which is a whole other topic. Jamaica is overrated and really poor value for money. Shit attitudes and bigger $$ demands is wearing on me. Cut one chick off. Money pit: constantly wanting gifts, to go out, and help. And I only got to fuck once, SMH. And her attitude is trash. Crazy simping on my part. Pussy was good, but ain't no pussy worth my peace.

If I can get this trip finalized and I can lay hands on some, I'll hook you up.

If you figure you want a change of pace, then St. Maarten is a good spot to come hang out. That's my neck of the woods, and I'd gladly show you around.

I would've never thought that a small Island could have a scene. I heard in St. Lucia they request and HIV test. One day I'll check it out.

LOL at SD girls being "clingy" the DR gets almost twice as many vistors as Jamaica gets and if Yaad gyals is entitled what do you expect of DR women? Trust me they won't cling on to you. There's way more Gal Clowns than Yamheads in SD. That being said they're motivated to make money so although the girls that you're talking to on tagged are not sure that you'll be in town when you say you will but they will come once they know you got boots on ground.

There's tons of great information on SD board but you almost don't need it because women are like shooting fish in a barrell.

I'll let you be the judge in MDE but I would avoid social media and Parque Lleras if I were you. I know a buddy who met a girl on Tinder with no problems had her come right over and nothing happened so so much for fear mongering but be careful.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

[ChrisD1680]

I'd like to meet someone from Jamaica that would make 3 Jamaicans in Cali at one time except during the Junior Pan american games... No seriously how is yaad nowadays how the F can you go to Town and have relatives there and avoid the "beg yu ah bill?" I run into people fram St. Ann in town.

Oh, you from yaad? That's crazy. You m'fers are everywhere.

My family is from the West, so I don't generally run into anyone in Town. I keep a super duper low profile when I'm there. Other than my parents, no one knows my movements. Even aside from the constant "leave a ting wid me nuh", it's really just not safe having everyone and their mama know you're boots on the ground. A lot of Jamaicans who get robbed or killed when they return home got set up by family. Like, a ridiculous amount. Worse if you're splashing cash, or making big investments like building a house. I don't need that energy.

Yuh ah give up back road for Cali yuh maad??

LMAO. You're funny. I've fucked a few on back road in the past. Talk about grimy.

If you really like big butt Black girls I personally wouldn't bother going to MDE I'd go to Santo Domingo or Cartagena then Cali or Sosua and Cali. It's not zero Big ass Black girls in Meddy but the ones that are there are coveted by the much larger cortie of Black expats there...

I kinda have to test them out, just to tick it off the list. I'm not exclusive with the types of women I fuck. Give me a choice, and it's a black woman every day, all day. But if none are available, my dick is equal opportunity. I just prefer to spend my dolares, pesos & shillings on what I enjoy. From the videos on youtube, MDE just has sheer volume. I'm sure I'll have a good time.

Speaking of $$ I can't justify Cartagena, not when there's other cities in country that are more affordable. Don't think it makes sense to fly all this way to spend twice as much as what I pay to fuck in SXM, all with less hassle, much safer environments and almost no chance of being scammed. That math ain't mathing.

I might visit at some point, but I'm a proud cheap Charlie. Pussy is pussy, is pussy. These women fuck randoms for money. Let's keep things in perspective.

I have a few in SDQ I'm chatting up on Tagged. That and FB have been core to my roster-building. I'll have to learn the culture because I don't want anyone whose going to fall in love and get super clingy.

They're super friendly. Way more friendly and responsive that Jamaican women, too, which is a whole other topic. Jamaica is overrated and really poor value for money. Shit attitudes and bigger $$ demands is wearing on me. Cut one chick off. Money pit: constantly wanting gifts, to go out, and help. And I only got to fuck once, SMH. And her attitude is trash. Crazy simping on my part. Pussy was good, but ain't no pussy worth my peace.

I'd kill for some walkerswood jerk sauce.

If I can get this trip finalized and I can lay hands on some, I'll hook you up.

If you figure you want a change of pace, then St. Maarten is a good spot to come hang out. That's my neck of the woods, and I'd gladly show you around.

[Triple Darknes]

Thanks for the response, Trip.

"Trick trail" is funny! I'll walk in your well-beaten path.

You're not going to talk me out of coming to your stomping grounds, man!

I really don't like BBLs. I've had them, they're overrated. I just like thick black and Latina women. Many call them fat, but that's their own subjective judgment. My fantasy and theirs are wildly different. I'm also old enough, and secure enough in myself to not care what another man thinks about who I'm fucking.

Recon is fine. I've only just realized how cheap it can be to travel to Colombia from where I live. I always thought it was like minimum $1,000-1,200 for airfare, but I found out I can do round trips, with stopovers in SDQ, for under $450. With how cheap accommodations, food (and mongering) can be as well, it's a no-brainer. I can do a solid trip within a $1,500 budget.

For reference, I'm Jamaican, and that is my usual spot. I visit my parents, then take 7-10 days in Kingston to do business, and hobbying. I have a very large roster built over years via FB, Tinder, Tagged. Not pros, just lot of single mothers who need some help and professional chicks that enjoy my company. Those Jamaica trips are minimum $3,000. $600 are / t flight and $400-500 a week airbnbs plus travel, food, taking the chicks out and what I give them as a gift. It always hits my pocket. Not to mention some are very needy, if not plain greedy. One chick asked me to bring her an iPhone 14 pro max in March when we'd never met before, all while telling me she doesn't suck dick.

There's decent quality available, but it requires a lot more time, effort, and money to keep them on board.

Colombia is cheaper to fly to, and just be in. I can see it just replacing Jamaica altogether as it's just better value for money. Not to mention that the murder rate is basically 50% higher in Kingston vs Cali. Yes, I checked. This isn't really a major consideration for me. I enjoy Kingston, and don't feel unsafe in the places I frequent.

I see you suggest this a lot to different people. I think you do it because people come to Cali with certain expectations, get disappointed, and then ***** about it on the board. On the surface, Sosua seems like it might have what I want, but it doesn't appeal to me. I live on an island with better beaches, better restaurants, that's cleaner and safer. Aside from the hoes, there's little reason to go to Sosua, except out of curiosity. Also seems to be overrun by weekend warriors, who just don't seem to know how to act. I am not that guy, and stay far from that kind of dumb crowd.

You've also said a lot of times that Cali is a city for walking. I love cities that I can get around on foot, on a bicycle, or with the odd taxi. Frankly, I hate cars. My car doesn't run right now, and I've not bothered to fix it. I live on a small island and work from home. I use my wife's car when I need to.

This is why Colombia appeals to me. Just walking around discovering interesting places and meeting new people is a good trip for me. Being downtown, in and amongst the people is what excites me. Mongering is a nice aside, but it's not all I need.

I'll consider making a link with someone although I've always just preferred to do my own thing. Have been looking for the most painless way to subscribe to the board (I don't really do crypto). I'll try to do that and hit you up once my plans are finalized.

If you really like big butt Black girls I personally wouldn't bother going to MDE I'd go to Santo Domingo or Cartagena then Cali or Sosua and Cali. It's not zero Big ass Black girls in Meddy but the ones that are there are coveted by the much larger cortie of Black expats there, Plus Meddy is more expensive than Cali by a good amount.

Of course Carty is even more expensive than Medellin but there's probably the most Beautiful Black girls there and the city is more walkable than super hilly Meddy.

But these are just my suggestions.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Thanks for the response, Trip.

"Trick trail" is funny! I'll walk in your well-beaten path.

You're not going to talk me out of coming to your stomping grounds, man!

I really don't like BBLs. I've had them, they're overrated. I just like thick black and Latina women. Many call them fat, but that's their own subjective judgment. My fantasy and theirs are wildly different. I'm also old enough, and secure enough in myself to not care what another man thinks about who I'm fucking.

Recon is fine. I've only just realized how cheap it can be to travel to Colombia from where I live. I always thought it was like minimum $1,000-1,200 for airfare, but I found out I can do round trips, with stopovers in SDQ, for under $450. With how cheap accommodations, food (and mongering) can be as well, it's a no-brainer. I can do a solid trip within a $1,500 budget.

For reference, I'm Jamaican, and that is my usual spot. I visit my parents, then take 7-10 days in Kingston to do business, and hobbying. I have a very large roster built over years via FB, Tinder, Tagged. Not pros, just lot of single mothers who need some help and professional chicks that enjoy my company. Those Jamaica trips are minimum $3,000. $600 are / t flight and $400-500 a week airbnbs plus travel, food, taking the chicks out and what I give them as a gift. It always hits my pocket. Not to mention some are very needy, if not plain greedy. One chick asked me to bring her an iPhone 14 pro max in March when we'd never met before, all while telling me she doesn't suck dick.

There's decent quality available, but it requires a lot more time, effort, and money to keep them on board.

Colombia is cheaper to fly to, and just be in. I can see it just replacing Jamaica altogether as it's just better value for money. Not to mention that the murder rate is basically 50% higher in Kingston vs Cali. Yes, I checked. This isn't really a major consideration for me. I enjoy Kingston, and don't feel unsafe in the places I frequent.

I see you suggest this a lot to different people. I think you do it because people come to Cali with certain expectations, get disappointed, and then ***** about it on the board. On the surface, Sosua seems like it might have what I want, but it doesn't appeal to me. I live on an island with better beaches, better restaurants, that's cleaner and safer. Aside from the hoes, there's little reason to go to Sosua, except out of curiosity. Also seems to be overrun by weekend warriors, who just don't seem to know how to act. I am not that guy, and stay far from that kind of dumb crowd.

You've also said a lot of times that Cali is a city for walking. I love cities that I can get around on foot, on a bicycle, or with the odd taxi. Frankly, I hate cars. My car doesn't run right now, and I've not bothered to fix it. I live on a small island and work from home. I use my wife's car when I need to.

This is why Colombia appeals to me. Just walking around discovering interesting places and meeting new people is a good trip for me. Being downtown, in and amongst the people is what excites me. Mongering is a nice aside, but it's not all I need.

I'll consider making a link with someone although I've always just preferred to do my own thing. Have been looking for the most painless way to subscribe to the board (I don't really do crypto). I'll try to do that and hit you up once my plans are finalized.

Yuh ah give up back road for Cali yuh maad??

first of all theres no chickenback down here you'll have to settle for sancocho.

No seriously how is yaad nowadays how the F can you go to Town and have relatives there and avoid the "beg yu ah bill?" I run into people fram St. Ann in town.

Not sure why you'd give up going to Nannyville or Back To for Cali but you do seem to have the right idea. But if you like Big batty gyals dem who suck hood then. I'd like to meet someone from Jamaica that would make 3 Jamaicans in Cali at one time except during the Junior Pan american games.

As long as you use the map holla at my man's and holla at me you'll have much less of a learning curve. Btw I'd kill for some walkerswood jerk sauce.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

[Vern2020]

Have been looking for the most painless way to subscribe to the board (I don't really do crypto). I'll try to do that and hit you up once my plans are finalized.

I just put $25 cash in an envelope and sent it to them. It worked no problem. I did it again when I needed to renew my membership. Easy.