Cartagena Reports

[Linyjo]

First of Linyjoy, I enjoyed every moment of your "Fictional" stories. I don't know why but when scouting this page I actually came across your original stories from a year ago.

"Fictional" means imagined or made up, so I am not sure why you are asking someone who you think makes up stories for advice but I will still do my best to answer.

You mentioned that girl that gave you a quickie when you were backed up this last trip you were there, how would we come across this girl?

I came across her in my WhattsApp contacts. She was added from my trip last year. When you go to the same place more than once you get the benefit of having prior contacts to fall back on and reconnect with. You get these contacts by meeting girls, either from the internet, on the street, in restaurants and bars, at the beach, at the clock tower or from fellow mongers and friends.

How do we come across any girls for that matter, you kept mentioning you were seeing girls pictures and choosing? Was this Tinder?

This reference is from my trip last year. The site I was referring to was Photoprepagos. It is basically a website of mostly independent escorts. They have brief ads, list of services, prices and photos. Many mongers use this site.

Another site is Milerotics. Not as easy to use as the previous one listed. I have never used it so can't verify any results from it.

Tinder is difficult to use, you don't get instant access to the girls you find and rely on a swipe back before you can even start a conversation. Facebook is good if you do the work before you arrive in town and try to make some friends and make pre-arrangements. They are usually easy to spot from their pictures and postings.

The best and easiest way to come across girls is to just meet them there. You can meet them anywhere in your travels throughout the city but the two most popular places they hang out are at Hollywood beach during the day (hit or miss, low volume at times) and at the Clock Tower (always busy always a selection after dark) and the surrounding bars at night, after 10 pm.

I will be staying at the Hyatt and got a suite.

You should contact the hotel and clarify the guest policy. I am not sure but I believe there is a large guest fee (up to $99) for bringing unregistered guests to your room. When you book, you book for 2 people in the room, this will get the first guest you bring in for free. They will register her at the desk on arrival. After the first one, the guest fee would apply. Contact them and check with them what their current policy is, as this policy can be updated and change over time.

Enjoy your trip.

[DannyBoy99]

Friday morning and I finally got a great night's sleep. We were in perfect tune all night long. One of us would move to get more comfortable and the other one would come and find the other and find another spot to snuggle.

We both have the same thing in mind when we finally start stirring around. Another round of great sex, nothing crazy, just some classic lazy fucking. Mostly with her on her side and me on my side behind her. With my blood returning towards clean of stimulants, I only last about 20 minutes. Plenty for her and plenty for me too, my legs are a bit sore and aching. I am just relieved that all the sister in law drama is over and it feels like my vacation is finally on track.

I ask her what she wants to do for breakfast and she wants fruit. We don't have much left so I and wingman head down to the street to find the fruit cart guy. We talking a bit while we are out, he complained about how his girl was kind of rude last night. Not making an effort to make my girl feel welcome. He also complained she was a dud in bed last night, complaining about a headache but he noted how she did not have too much of a headache to sit in the corner and play on her phone all night and play DJ for the music all night while drinking too much. He says they talked and she is a bit depressed about what is happening back in Venezuela and how things are not great for her there. He told her she is here now so enjoy the time away and make him enjoy his time or she can go back to stay with her sister in law in town. He is getting edgy, I can tell he is getting tired of her lack of effort and her attitude..

First of Linyjoy, I enjoyed every moment of your "Fictional" stories. I don't know why but when scouting this page I actually came across your original stories from a year ago. I really appreciate all the insight you have given into Cartagena for the boys. If you don't mind I had some questions. You mentioned that girl that gave you a quickie when you were backed up this last trip you were there, how would we come across this girl? How do we come across any girls for that matter, you kept mentioning you were seeing girls pictures and choosing? Was this Tinder? And anyone including yourself got any girls they can share via facebook?

I will be going to Medellin and Cartagena later next month. If any experienced brothers wouldn't mind showing a rookie around Colombia I would really appreciate it. I'm experienced in Costa Rica and Tijuana, need someone to hold my hands over here 30 year old dude from California. Also any tips and advice or better girls I should link with? I love the all night ordeals. I will be staying at the Hyatt and got a suite.

[Linyjo]

Saturday morning, four nights down and three more to go. This was planned as the last day and night with Maria and I planned to make the most of it. Woke up raring for sex and she did not disappoint. The best morning session we had, many different positions, lots of kissing and orgasms for her, she was a bit more aggressive in getting what she wanted, moving herself into a different position when she wanted to. She was getting more comfortable with me and it made the experience a bit more fun. Pop off in the condom to save the mess and we laid there for a while talking and watching television.

I ask what she wants to do today and she tells me, she doesn't care but she wants to get back to the condo early tonight. She wants to have enough time to dress up for me in a naught nightie, properly do the enema prep and do her hair and makeup before bed. She said she wants to make it work and hopefully the prep will help. I just smile and kiss her.

It is still early, around 9 am when we decide to go to the little beach that is out behind the condo. We invite wingman and his girl to join us and they accept. We head downstairs, there is an exit door in the fence on the back of the property that puts you right on the beach. The beach is small and has about 15 cabana tents for rent. We negotiate for a tent, he starts at 30,000 ($10) we end up at 15,000 ($5) for the tent and 4 chairs. It is a lot nicer than going to BocaGrande beaches, there are many less touts, sellers and masseuse. There is usually just one of each and once they ask and it's no deal, they give up and stop bothering you. The worse is of course the lady giving massage, they are just fucking head strong and retarded. One guy selling beers and water, one selling inflatable toys and a few jet ski guys that hassle the swimmers.

Best part of the beach people is the old lady selling the fruit at the fruit stand in the middle of the beach. I can't remember how much it was, it was only a few dollars and you get a heaping pile of mixed fruits that were fresh and delicious. The four of us split two servings and could not finish more than half of it. I ended up giving it to some local kids that were running around the beach with a football while their parents sat on the rock jetty.

We had brought a 12 pack with us and just sat around having beers and talking. The girls alternating between the water and laying on towels in the sun in front of us. A nice relaxed and chill day at the beach. We head up to the condo around 1:30 pm, take some showers and me and Maria head to the bedroom for some fun. We went at for a while, had a lot of fun but after the 100 MG I took before we went to beach and all the beers, I knew I was not going to finish for a while. She was tiring out so I gave up and we laid down for a while. I got up and tried to rouse her but she said let me nap and wake me up 4 pm, we finish what we started. No problem I tell her and spend two hours out in the living room with wing and his girl. Around 5 I go in and try to get her up but she says another hour please. I leave her till 6 pm. Still doesn't want to get up. I tell her she has another hour but I am getting hungry. At 6:30 I hear the shower running so I know she is up and about. We get dressed and the two of us head downstairs to the patio restaurant down the street for a casual dinner and head back to the condo.

She heads to the bedroom and I hang on patio with wingman and his girl for a bit. I check on her and she is sitting on the bed, reading the instructions for the disposable enema. She can't figure out how to make the saline solution go through the tube. She is embarrassed and nervous about the prep, she has never done this before, she tells me. Well no shit, since you can't even figure out how to open the bag. It takes me a few minutes to figure out it has a breakable capsule in the connector to the bag. You just snap it in half inside the tube and it lets the saline through. Problem solved as I explain this end goes in your butt and you squeeze the bag of fluid in there and then after a few minutes, you extricate it. I showed her how to take the tube off and refill the bag with hot water if you feel like you need more. She heads off to the bathroom with a pile of crap (no pun intended) and I go back to the patio figuring this is going to take a while.

About an hour later she shows up with my shirt on as a robe and we drink a few beers and have some Cheech and Chong. She looks smoking hot, hair and makeup done up and she smells like heaven. Not long after, she nods toward the bedroom and off we go. I ask her how the prep went and she got red with embarrassment. She said it was great, it felt good and was easy to do. I asked if she felt cleaner in there and she nodded up and down rapidly with big eyes as if to say hell yes. She said it will help her to relax, knowing she is clean down there.

I start kissing her while standing, unbuttoning my shirt off her, let's see what presents I got under there. She had on a white negligee, she looked good but it wasn't really my style. It had rings to let her perky nipples out and she looks good in anything with that tall lean body of hers but it wasn't my favorite outfit. (I had her put it on the next day so I could take a picture).

We get rolling, our standard petting and foreplay, lots of kissing, licking her neck and using our hands on each other. Lots of oral sex back and forth and this time I was using my fingers to put pressure against her tight little asshole, which she was digging. We do a few positions, all with me sticking a finger in there and all was going well. She was liking it and I figure time to go for it. I put her on her side and slide up behind her, our favorite position. She has arm wrapped around my neck and her lips locked on mine as I rub some lube on her ass and on the condom. It took a bit of effort but I managed to get inside her ass, her wiggling and pushing back and we got about half of me in her before I started to move at all. Slow and gentle we rock back and forth and I am getting some short stroking going. I never got more than halfway but it didn't matter, it was awesome and she was so tight I was fighting from finishing for the moment we started. By the end, we had a good rhythm going and she relaxing and enjoying herself. I lasted about ten minutes or less and let loose the biggest load of the trip so far. Condom came out clean as a whistle and after a quick clean up of the lube off her ass, we slide into our standard snuggle position.

Neither one of us could sleep, we both really dug what we were doing and she said lets get up and have a few beers and come back and do it again. Uh, OK. Off she goes to the kitchen to grab some beers and I pop another 100 MG sildenafil. We dance and drink for another hour or two, making out and grab assing. We had the place to ourselves as wingman and his girl were in bed already. I ate her out while she sat on a stool on the patio, the cool breeze blowing and the waves crashing on the beach. We had another beer and went back to the bedroom. Same routine as before except I got up half way through the anal and tried to do her from behind. Still could only get half way in her before she tensed up but from this position I could at least get a better stroke on. Finished in 20 minutes and by now, we were both ready for some sleep.

I asked how it was and she said she enjoyed it, it will get easier the more we do it but for now, her butt was a little sore. As I was falling asleep I thought to myself, all in all, a great night and a great finish of our three night adventure.

[Linyjo]

Friday morning and I finally got a great night's sleep. We were in perfect tune all night long. One of us would move to get more comfortable and the other one would come and find the other and find another spot to snuggle.

We both have the same thing in mind when we finally start stirring around. Another round of great sex, nothing crazy, just some classic lazy fucking. Mostly with her on her side and me on my side behind her. With my blood returning towards clean of stimulants, I only last about 20 minutes. Plenty for her and plenty for me too, my legs are a bit sore and aching. I am just relieved that all the sister in law drama is over and it feels like my vacation is finally on track.

I ask her what she wants to do for breakfast and she wants fruit. We don't have much left so I and wingman head down to the street to find the fruit cart guy. We talking a bit while we are out, he complained about how his girl was kind of rude last night. Not making an effort to make my girl feel welcome. He also complained she was a dud in bed last night, complaining about a headache but he noted how she did not have too much of a headache to sit in the corner and play on her phone all night and play DJ for the music all night while drinking too much. He says they talked and she is a bit depressed about what is happening back in Venezuela and how things are not great for her there. He told her she is here now so enjoy the time away and make him enjoy his time or she can go back to stay with her sister in law in town. He is getting edgy, I can tell he is getting tired of her lack of effort and her attitude. This is their second trip together and he thinks she is taking advantage of his good nature and less than demanding style. He dealt with a depression with a family member a few years back so he knows the signs and thinks she is in a battle with some demons.

Back to the condo and the girls are on the couch playing with their phones. We have some breakfast, my girl is thankful for my effort, telling me how good I take her of her and I tell her it is because of how good she takes care of me, said with an ass grab and a kiss. Wings girl just taking it all in and wingman giving her the eye, like why don't you ever say thank you.

We hang until after lunchtime and wingman and his girl take off to go shop at the "everything 5,000" store. Me and Maria head down to the pool. She likes to sit in the sun and play in the pool. I can care less but I go anyway, just keep her company and drink some beers. The pool area is empty but for one old guy sitting reading a newspaper. We settle in to a table and some chairs and I pop a beer. She is wearing one of my dress shirts over her bikini, damn I love how she looks in my shirts and I love that she wants to wear them. She says they smell like me and she likes that.

She acts all cute and sexy like she is stripping for me, takes the shirt off and lays down on a beach towel besides my chair and the pool. I watch the old man as he watches her undress. He finally sees I am watching him and I get the nod and a huge smile, like you lucky fucker. No luck involved I think to myself as he picks up his stuff, waves goodbye and walks back into the building.

I brought down 4 beers, had 3 and she had one so I head upstairs to get some more. She doesn't like that I will leave her alone there but come on baby, I be back in 3 minutes. When I get upstairs I run the rest of the Montana, finishing it and after some mental back and forth, decide it best not to get any more. I pop 100 MG sildenafil and grab another 6 pack and head back down to my sun goddess.

A few minutes later, Wingman texted that he was back, asking where we were. I told him the pool and he said they coming down. They show up and his girl is rocking a sexy new bathing suit, her tits mostly exposed, her nipples hard as rocks. She does have a rocking body but the porn actress cherry tattoos on the legs and all the other tattoos are just a turn off for me. I like good tats but these are tasteless and kind of barrio in both subject matter and placement. She still makes my dick stir as she as approaches me, showing off with zero inhibitions. Do you like my new bathing suit she asks? My man bought it for me she says with pride as she looks at wingman. I like how you look in it, I tell her, your chest looks very sexy in it, said low enough that Maria can't hear. I think to myself, what a degenerate fuck you are Joe. You thinking how unsightly her tats are while your dick is getting hard because sometimes but not often, you like to dumpster dive in the barrio girls.

The girls go into the pool together and me and wingman have a few beers. He says he bought her that and a dress at the 5,000 store, cost him 20,000 ($8). So much for everything is 5,000 I say with a laugh. He notes how the girls are now talking and playing together in the water, suddenly friends we remark. I'm getting hot, been in the sun for a few hours, I want out but the girls are having fun so me and wingman head out to the store for more beer leaving them to play.

Once we get back, the girls are ready to get out of the sun and we all head upstairs. I jump in the shower and half way through Maria joins me. I grab the shampoo and start washing her hair and she is purring and loving it. I wash every inch of her with some body wash and she returns the favor and we towel each other off. I throw on some underwear and lay down in bed to watch some television and chill out. She rolls a fatty and joins me in bed. After smoking she is laying on my chest running her hands over my chest and stomach, making me stir.

She picks her head up to kiss me and tells me how humbled she was with the way I treat her. She says she never had anyone wash her hair before, it really touched her, she really liked it. She starts kissing me and I can tell she is revving up. She tells me to just relax, this is for you and kisses her way down my body to give me head for 20 minutes until I finish. She cleans me and her up and crashes back on my chest and we take a great nap.

We wake up after dark and I am hungry. Meet wingman in living room and he says let's go out for dinner. Good idea, I tell my girl to go get herself together, we going out for dinner. Her and wings girl and now in frantic talk back and forth. Off they go to get ready together. Me and wing are ready in 10 minutes and just sitting and doing shots of rum while we wait. I head out to the patio and there they are, the new best friends. Wingman's girl is doing my girls hair. My girl is doing wingman's girls make up. Suddenly they are besties I guess. I show wingman what's going on and he said while they were out his girl apologized for the attitude and said she was feeling better and happier.

We search online for a place to eat and trip advisor says Carbon de Polo is highly rated, so we decide to check it out. Taxi over for 8,000 ($3) and immediately get seated in an almost full restaurant. The place was nice, great service from waiters in suits. The meat is supposed to be the draw here so the girls order chicken and me and wingman order the trio. A piece of steak, chicken and a pork chop. It is all served with sides of salad for me and my girl to share and rice for them to share. Nice touch, we didn't order it, it just was brought. Wingman kept nodding for me to look over my shoulder and laughing. The hostess was an old hag of a lady, hovering behind me and my girl, shaking her head over and over. I guess she did not approve of me being 50 and my girlfriend of 19 enjoying some meat. I just get a kick out of it, I can care less. My girl is not digging it but she has had a few drinks and is making a point of showing me some love every time the hag gets close. I love it, she is awesome. The closer the hag got, the more love I got from my girl and the more dramatic she became about it.

Had six drinks and 4 meals, with tip bill came to 200,000 ($71) which wingman picked up. A band started playing when we got there, taking requests and not all that bad. Not too loud either, which I liked. I drop 20,000 ($7) in the bucket on the stage and we head out. Back to the taxi and back to the condo and into some comfortable clothes. My girl takes a few minutes to come join us, she is wearing one of dress shirts looking very sexy. I can see some red lacy thing under it but I make a point of not checking into it, I wanted to save it for later. I can tell it was making her feel sexy to have it on and I was sure I would get the benefits later that night. The four of us spend a few hours drinking, dancing and having fun together before heading off to bed.

She takes off my shirt to show off her red negligee. Damn, it's small and sexy. She looks like a goddess. It's a one piece outfit, all lace and a garter belt but no stockings. I wish now that I had taken a picture but I was to aroused to go chase a camera. Plenty of petting and foreplay, I give her oral for a long time, enjoying her taste and her reaction. As I penetrate her from behind with her on her knees, she is losing her mind, loving it and pushing back with some energy until she cums again. My legs are shot so I put us in the standard, her on her back and me on my side. As I am penetrating her again, she keeps grabbing my cock and rubbing it across her asshole and putting me back in her pussy. I get the hint baby, you want some anal.

We had talked about her wanting to try it but she was afraid of my size. She said she only did it a few times before with a boyfriend a year ago and that he was not very big. I had gotten her an enema bag and some KY gel at the pharmacy and I had planned for tomorrow night but I wasn't going to ruin the mood by asking her to go do a prep now.

A little nervous because she had not done the prep but I forge ahead. The next time she pulls me out and rubs me against her butthole, I give a little push to say ya baby, let's do this. It takes a while to get the head in but I am raging hard so being patient is not a problem. I get the head in and she is trying to wiggle down on it a little but it is obvious that she is having some trouble. I push at it a bit and get an inch or two inside her and she is wincing a bit. I try the delay, just let it sit there and let her get used to it but it's not happening. She is trying like a trooper but it just isn't going to work. I pull out, change my condom and pound her pussy a bit until we both cum.

She starts to apologize but I tell her shhh, no problema senorita, we got more days. I appreciate you trying, we explore and try things, sometimes they will work and sometimes they won't. The point is that we are trying and that is all that matters. I'm sure once you prepare properly, we will get better results. Some more kissing to let her know we all good and like the married couple we are at this point, she finds her spot on my chest, her legs wrapped in mine and she is asleep in less than 5 minutes. As I am trying to fall asleep I realize, that stupid corny song is not in my head. Why is that I ask myself but before I could think too much about it, I am in a well-earned deep sleep. Another day in the books.

[Linyjo]

Hell yes, "no bebe we don't need to go anywhere I just want to stay put in a hotel and have sex at will with you", this reasoning works with me all the time, just yesterday afternoon a favorite of mine in Medellin centro sends me a whatapp, by the way she is costena, and says that she misses me and please let's get together tonight and if you want we can get a love motel BUT be sure to bring the anal toys with you so we can play, damn right I picked her up at 8 PM last night and just dropped her off back at her hotel in el centro an hour ago.

Got to love reasoning like that!

The Tall Man.

Ah, it's a wonderful life.

Nothing beats the action after you put in the work and earn some love and trust with them.

I also gave her three options for condos and she picked the least expensive one. Although they were all sweet digs, still, got to love it.

From a read of your posts, you have been rocking it out lately my tall friend.

Music to my ears, Bring the toys and come fuck me!

Well played man, well played.

[The Tall Man]

Just got back on April 09 from my last visit and I have booked my return visit for May 07 to 14.

Plan was to wife up with Maria and take her to Santa Marta for 3 or 4 nights but she said she rather just settle into a place and stay put for the week.

OK, no problemo, she said she just wants to hang at the pool or beach, get high, go into centro and walk around and have lots of sex all day. I can handle that.

Got a place in the brand new Martinique building located in Ceilo Mar which has a private hot tub on the balcony. Place is not cool with bringing in hookers but is a good option for those that have a girl already and can pre register her.

Anyone in town during that time welcome to meet up for beers or a meal. I been wanting to try El Arsenal: The rum box restaurant in Getsemani, I heard it is good eats and atmosphere.

Cheers.

Joe.

Hell yes, "no bebe we don't need to go anywhere I just want to stay put in a hotel and have sex at will with you", this reasoning works with me all the time, just yesterday afternoon a favorite of mine in Medellin centro sends me a whatapp, by the way she is costena, and says that she misses me and please let's get together tonight and if you want we can get a love motel BUT be sure to bring the anal toys with you so we can play, damn right I picked her up at 8 PM last night and just dropped her off back at her hotel in el centro an hour ago.

Got to love reasoning like that!

The Tall Man.

[Linyjo]

Just got back on April 09 from my last visit and I have booked my return visit for May 07 to 14.

Plan was to wife up with Maria and take her to Santa Marta for 3 or 4 nights but she said she rather just settle into a place and stay put for the week.

OK, no problemo, she said she just wants to hang at the pool or beach, get high, go into centro and walk around and have lots of sex all day. I can handle that.

Got a place in the brand new Martinique building located in Ceilo Mar which has a private hot tub on the balcony. Place is not cool with bringing in hookers but is a good option for those that have a girl already and can pre register her.

Anyone in town during that time welcome to meet up for beers or a meal. I been wanting to try El Arsenal: The rum box restaurant in Getsemani, I heard it is good eats and atmosphere.

Cheers.

Joe.

[The Tall Man]

Ha yes I completely agree. I always found the Colombians' fascination with the ocean (and the fact that most of them have never seen it) as mysterious to say the least but I guess it's to be expected for people that don't really have the concept of holiday as a staple feature of their year.

Never heard of Covenas. Is it worth it? Looks like you'd bus it from MDE or CTG.

I have my own car and drive everywhere.

Covenas is 480 km and about a 10 hour drive from Medellin. It is very popular for Colombians as it is less expensive than Cartagena and the Colombians love to spend the holidays with their whole families in this spot.

You would be surprised how many street and bar girls I speak to and I mention, out of jest, "hey lets drive up to Covenas for 4 or 5 days and get a hotel on the beach", the reaction I have gotten is priceless as I see their eyes light up at the thought. I used this yesterday in a few bars I was in last night in el centro.

The Tall Man.

[JjBee62]

Ha yes I completely agree. I always found the Colombians' fascination with the ocean (and the fact that most of them have never seen it) as mysterious to say the least but I guess it's to be expected for people that don't really have the concept of holiday as a staple feature of their year.

Never heard of Covenas. Is it worth it? Looks like you'd bus it from MDE or CTG.

Well think about what they mostly watch on TV. Music videos with supermodels in super cars on beaches, or on multi million dollar yachts. It's what they equate with the pinnacle of success. So put them on any beach and it's going to be an experience.

My old roommate, who has been to quite a few beaches and can afford to travel where she wants still gets really excited anytime she goes to a beach.

[Baudelairemod]

You may not see it as a great destination but yes the majority of the population of Colombia would jump at the opportunity to visit the coastal areas. For many this is a dream come true. Believe it or not.

Just a month ago I took 2 paisa chicas to Covenas for 4 days, we all stayed in one room right on the sand and ate, drank and swam the days away, they were fascinated as both of them had never been before, nope they have never set foot into the ocean, these areas hold a fascination to the Colombian that we will never fully grasp.

The Tall Man.

Ha yes I completely agree. I always found the Colombians' fascination with the ocean (and the fact that most of them have never seen it) as mysterious to say the least but I guess it's to be expected for people that don't really have the concept of holiday as a staple feature of their year.

Never heard of Covenas. Is it worth it? Looks like you'd bus it from MDE or CTG.

[Starlord1]

I took that flight from MDE to San Andres several years ago. As others have commented, there is very little to do there; the beaches are not that nice with half of the island surrounded by volcanic rocks and only a few sandy beaches that offer decent access to the sea. The night life was almost non existent and the hotels are woeful with very little decent dining available.

There is a house of ill repute where I stopped by one night and took a long time date back to my hotel. It's near or was near the airport. Everyone knows the location. I noticed some fine looking girls there but it appeared to me that it's not that easy to break into that scene. The pax hanging around this place seemed to be very chummy with each other and I was lucky to find one girl who had just arrived from MDE.

I think the island is run by a few families who have little interest in upgrading the island infrastructure as there are a lot of illicit activities going on, mainly involving the transport of drugs and harboring of fugitives, which they would prefer stay that way and outside prying eyes..

LOL mannnn you paint a horrible picture. But I booked my flight and stay there already from what I have seen those beaches are nice as fuck LOL better then what's in CTg and Santa Marta. I had one chica lined up an ex worker but she disappeared for a week so I'm going to line up more options. Just in case. I did Santa Marta with a paisa it was a good experience but she went back to selling that ass so on to the next. I will make a detailed report on SA and let why'all know the deal. Things change over the years.

[The Tall Man]

Thanks for everyone who replied. Yes the idea would be to take a girl there as pretty easy with those direct flights from MDE. I stayed a couple of times in Santa Marta and didn't really saw it as a "honeymoon" destination. Maybe my mistake was that I stayed in the actual town itself (I was backpacking at the time) and didn't explore the more resort-like scene.

The one I currently have on the go would like to go to Buenos Aires but no way I am going to fly a girl for over 6 hours just to spend some time with her for what will basically be a long weekend. I told her she could get anything that was flying direct from Medellin so should be safe from that point of view.

You may not see it as a great destination but yes the majority of the population of Colombia would jump at the opportunity to visit the coastal areas. For many this is a dream come true. Believe it or not.

Just a month ago I took 2 paisa chicas to Covenas for 4 days, we all stayed in one room right on the sand and ate, drank and swam the days away, they were fascinated as both of them had never been before, nope they have never set foot into the ocean, these areas hold a fascination to the Colombian that we will never fully grasp.

The Tall Man.

[Tomasb]

I took that flight from MDE to San Andres several years ago. As others have commented, there is very little to do there; the beaches are not that nice with half of the island surrounded by volcanic rocks and only a few sandy beaches that offer decent access to the sea. The night life was almost non existent and the hotels are woeful with very little decent dining available.

There is a house of ill repute where I stopped by one night and took a long time date back to my hotel. It's near or was near the airport. Everyone knows the location. I noticed some fine looking girls there but it appeared to me that it's not that easy to break into that scene. The pax hanging around this place seemed to be very chummy with each other and I was lucky to find one girl who had just arrived from MDE.

I think the island is run by a few families who have little interest in upgrading the island infrastructure as there are a lot of illicit activities going on, mainly involving the transport of drugs and harboring of fugitives, which they would prefer stay that way and outside prying eyes. There have been violent disputes within the sphere of these families fighting over turf and the drug trade, though tourists generally would not be affected. There are also a disproportionate amount of gold and jewelry shops for such a small place and you can draw your own conclusions from that observation.

I did not make it to Providencia, a nearby and smaller island, though it's expensive and / or time consuming to get there. Either a long boat ride in choppy seas or a short and expensive prop flight. But I have heard it's a nice place to visit for a day or two due to its remote location.

I read here there isn't any real mongering on San Andres. If you do a search you'll find the posts.

[Linyjo]

Thanks for everyone who replied. Yes the idea would be to take a girl there as pretty easy with those direct flights from MDE. I stayed a couple of times in Santa Marta and didn't really saw it as a "honeymoon" destination. Maybe my mistake was that I stayed in the actual town itself (I was backpacking at the time) and didn't explore the more resort-like scene.

The one I currently have on the go would like to go to Buenos Aires but no way I am going to fly a girl for over 6 hours just to spend some time with her for what will basically be a long weekend. I told her she could get anything that was flying direct from Medellin so should be safe from that point of view.

Maybe honeymoon was a bad context. I just meant that there are not a lot of hookers walking the streets like you see in Cartagena. You are among other couples that have real relationships.

In Tangana, although the town is a shit hole, the view from Hotel Jaba Nibue is world class and very romantic.

Hotel Bahia Taganga also is one with great terraces with to die for views.

In Santa Marta centro, the presidential suite at the Hotel Suite Boutique El Cactus is one that will keep her panties wet the entire trip. Only 8 suites in the place so it always seems private and you don't run into a lot of other people.

The boat rides to the secluded and beautiful beaches of Parque Tayrona also make for very special moments in special places. Certainly not like hanging with her on a Bocagrande beach.

Agree, 6 hour flights are a trek and cost if you are not staying for at least 4 nights.

Happy trails.

[Baudelairemod]

If you are taking a girl with you, there are two good choices.

San Andres or Santa Marta area.

San Andres is less than $100 RT from Cartagena. It is small and not much to do besides hang at the beach and eat. I do not think the hotels are great and there are few condos. Not much selection and the restaurants are thin too.

Santa Marta is a 4 hour luxury bus away or you can fly there from Bogata.

Many more options, plenty of things to do and many hotels, condos and restaurants.

Both can be honeymoon like destinations. I prefer the options and activities of Santa Marta over San Andres, which lacks a lot of options or activities.

If you just want to trap her and fuck all day, San Andres is good.

If you want to do things, Santa Marta a better option.

If you just want to give her a treat, either one is a great destination.

All in, Santa Marta will be less expensive.

Thanks for everyone who replied. Yes the idea would be to take a girl there as pretty easy with those direct flights from MDE. I stayed a couple of times in Santa Marta and didn't really saw it as a "honeymoon" destination. Maybe my mistake was that I stayed in the actual town itself (I was backpacking at the time) and didn't explore the more resort-like scene.

The one I currently have on the go would like to go to Buenos Aires but no way I am going to fly a girl for over 6 hours just to spend some time with her for what will basically be a long weekend. I told her she could get anything that was flying direct from Medellin so should be safe from that point of view.