Cartagena Reports

[RamDavidson84]

Date: 23 Apr, 2023.

Location: Somewhere in Cartagena.

Had such a great experience with the girl I met at the clock tower, I decided to see her again the next night.

I refused to take her friend with us the night we met. In my experience escorts 3-somes seldom meet expectations. Hard work to control the situation and keep the girls focused on what matters. My meat & 2 veg. More challenging when I don't speak the local lingo. Which I usually don't.

Anyway, told my girl to get her friend & some weed around to her place and we would have a 3-some.

My taxi driver started to act nervous as we got close to her place, saying it wasn't a great area and was I sure I wanted to get out there. When I called her for directions, she put some guy on to the chat to the taxi driver. Started seeming a bit dodgy but thought WTF, it's an adventure. Didn't have anything very valuable with me, other than my phone and kidneys.

Finally found her place and she brought me up to the room. Her friend joined after a while & we shared a joint, danced and stripped off. Went to the bedroom and my girl was making sure her friend put in the effort. Smoked more than intended and took a while to get into performance condition.

Banged her friend for a while but was so stoned that I am not certain if I really came or not. Took a little break and my girl got me hard again.

As I started screwing my girl, her friend crawled onto my back and acting strange. I remember her whispering death threats in my ear, saying things like "your going to die here tonight' and 'you should have never come here'. I am pretty sure it was all weed-induced paranoia but the girl was definitely acting weird.

Somehow managed to stay focused on the sex, ignoring the death threats (hallucinations? And came. So told the girls I was heading home and called a cab. While we were waiting the friend started telling me she was a dog and I should take her home as a pet. I am pretty sure her meaning was somewhat garbled by the pot-paranoia and our broken English / Spanish attempt to speak.

Paranoia was running full steam by this point, so waited for the Uber driver to get close to the building before leaving my girls' apartment. When we got the front door, a steel gate had been padlocked in place and the girls didn't have the key. The friend started banging on someone's door near the entrance and I was convinced she was getting her pimp to come out and fulfill her sexy death threats. In reality, it was the landlady who finally gave us the key for the padlock.

All in all, quite an adventure. Even if 80% of it was all in my head.

I am not that interested in accumulating possessions or impressing people. My goal is to fill my memory with experiences, life in the gutter or in fast lane. But not in a fucking Holiday Inn. Anything that isn't average and forgettable is a gem for me, especially if I don't get seriously hurt along the way.

This is definitely a great memory for my "wank bank". Also an interesting little event to relive in my deathbed "life review & flashback" - when my life flashes before my eyes.

Does anything else in life matter?

Cool story bro, glad you made it out safe. One thing I have learned from my travels, if a local tells you a place is not safe, that means 100% it isn't and you should not take your chances. At that point, the risk to reward is not worth it. Some guys who can blend in like a local and speak fluent Spanish may be able to push the limits more, but if you are an obvious gringo, its not worth the risk for a slightly cooler memory.

Your logic is sound in regard to building lasting memories and enjoying life. Part of that same logic is also preserving your health. Those hallucinations are your mind telling you to chill out. You are actually damaging your brain and your brain is telling you enough. Excessive amounts of coke, booze, weed, pills, or other drugs eventually do this. My advice would be to chill out on the drugs for awhile and when you go back to them ease your way in and make sure the hallucinations cease. I have seen more than a few guys really fuck them selves up and it usually starts with them being really fucked up when they are really not even doing a lot of drugs.

[Turgid]

The usual, extra loud, recording everything for youtube, live streaming, and the feeding the pelican's effect.

Its like walking on Playa Sosua by that bar that have all the green Presidente umbrellas during a holiday weekend like Memorial Day.

Are you sure they were mongers? US gringos are like that everywhere in the world you go. In Sosua they're like 96% mongers. I would hate to think its the same at Hollywood beach, Cartagena.

[Nypher]

What made the mongers annoying?

The usual, extra loud, recording everything for youtube, live streaming, and the feeding the pelican's effect.

Its like walking on Playa Sosua by that bar that have all the green Presidente umbrellas during a holiday weekend like Memorial Day.

[Nypher]

A chick that I mess with family member owns a company so she sent me the pdf of the brochure. I broke it down to screenshots to put here. The most expensive package is 170,000 pesos or $37. $100 seems to be the super ripoff tourist price.

You're right, looking back at the credit card transaction it was 290,000 pesos for 2 tickets.

I forgot to add details of how it came to that number but below is what I can remember from the last island.

I went to Luxury VIP, it was about 290 K COP per person for the tickets, standard lunch and unlimited basic drinks included. But of course, we started ordering drinks that were not part of the all-inclusive package, I was a little extra hungry so I had 2 meals jajaja, the lobster guy came by with the lobsters, then came the Aquarium hustle where I wanted to see this dolphin show I always hear about but never went so we had to pay to get into the aquarium, then pay separately to swim with the dolphins.

Due to me adding extras it came out to about $100 per person.

I forgot to clarify that, I should have clarified that.

[Mr Enternational]

If you want a quieter beach then it will be a day trip to one of the islands with clearer water about $100 a person.

A chick that I mess with family member owns a company so she sent me the pdf of the brochure. I broke it down to screenshots to put here. The most expensive package is 170,000 pesos or $37. $100 seems to be the super ripoff tourist price.

[Turgid]

......including the annoying mongers....

What made the mongers annoying?

[Muccells]

Yeah short trip trying to squeeze it all in. On any trip I'm pretty busy since I go to other countries to do stuff, adventures and see the culture. So at times a lot going on, but like Medellin I had to put in work prior to reap some benefits, which many vets recommend. Since there is my first time here I wanted info to help me out.

You doing way too much.

Facebook will not get you much in Cartegena. Tinder will get you allot.

Uber works from the airport.

You don't need contacts for women, just go to the usual gringo spot. Daytime hollywood beach. Night time clock tower, space, delirium, dolce, Imperio, etc.

Restaurants everywhere, try them all but all I can say is the fish is best a the beach.

[TheMan31]

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[Nypher]

Have visited Medellin, Bogota, and Cali but never been to Cartagena for whatever reason.

Understand there is beach and dynamics are different from other cities but is it worth visiting now?

From reading few reports, there is some action from clock tower which I thought city banned the working girls after few American guys making it rain and making some videos of it.

Any feedback will be appreciated.

Most of the youtube clowns shifted in Brazil and Thailand (Pattaya) so the throwing money in the air is not as frequent. The ClockTower was only cleared out during the Christmas holiday, all the girls are back. Well not all of them as many left. But you would be surprised of how many of them (mostly Venezuelans) I see posting selfies on Instagram and Whatsapp status in Houston, Atlanta, Tampa and New York City over the last 4 months.

The beach is a bit of a mixed bag due to the construction I saw when I was there in February but if you want a Sosua experience x10 in everything the Hollywood beach is the place to go and I do literately mean x10 in everything including the annoying mongers, vendors, and massage ladies. If you want a quieter beach then it will be a day trip to one of the islands with clearer water about $100 a person.

[Punter00]

Date: 23 Apr, 2023.

Location: Somewhere in Cartagena.

Had such a great experience with the girl I met at the clock tower, I decided to see her again the next night.

I refused to take her friend with us the night we met. In my experience escorts 3-somes seldom meet expectations. Hard work to control the situation and keep the girls focused on what matters. My meat & 2 veg. More challenging when I don't speak the local lingo. Which I usually don't.

Anyway, told my girl to get her friend & some weed around to her place and we would have a 3-some.

My taxi driver started to act nervous as we got close to her place, saying it wasn't a great area and was I sure I wanted to get out there. When I called her for directions, she put some guy on to the chat to the taxi driver. Started seeming a bit dodgy but thought WTF, it's an adventure. Didn't have anything very valuable with me, other than my phone and kidneys.

Finally found her place and she brought me up to the room. Her friend joined after a while & we shared a joint, danced and stripped off. Went to the bedroom and my girl was making sure her friend put in the effort. Smoked more than intended and took a while to get into performance condition.

Banged her friend for a while but was so stoned that I am not certain if I really came or not. Took a little break and my girl got me hard again.

As I started screwing my girl, her friend crawled onto my back and acting strange. I remember her whispering death threats in my ear, saying things like "your going to die here tonight' and 'you should have never come here'. I am pretty sure it was all weed-induced paranoia but the girl was definitely acting weird.

Somehow managed to stay focused on the sex, ignoring the death threats (hallucinations? And came. So told the girls I was heading home and called a cab. While we were waiting the friend started telling me she was a dog and I should take her home as a pet. I am pretty sure her meaning was somewhat garbled by the pot-paranoia and our broken English / Spanish attempt to speak.

Paranoia was running full steam by this point, so waited for the Uber driver to get close to the building before leaving my girls' apartment. When we got the front door, a steel gate had been padlocked in place and the girls didn't have the key. The friend started banging on someone's door near the entrance and I was convinced she was getting her pimp to come out and fulfill her sexy death threats. In reality, it was the landlady who finally gave us the key for the padlock.

All in all, quite an adventure. Even if 80% of it was all in my head.

I am not that interested in accumulating possessions or impressing people. My goal is to fill my memory with experiences, life in the gutter or in fast lane. But not in a fucking Holiday Inn. Anything that isn't average and forgettable is a gem for me, especially if I don't get seriously hurt along the way.

This is definitely a great memory for my "wank bank". Also an interesting little event to relive in my deathbed "life review & flashback" - when my life flashes before my eyes.

Does anything else in life matter?

[Punter00]

Great to meet up in CTG Jdf972!

Just arrived back in the UK, after a few days with the in-laws in USA & been telling some of my UK mates about hanging with you at the clock tower.

Hope to meet up again someday!

After a lot of research and travel advice, I decided to graduate from mongering in the DR and head down to CTG for 4 nights. I had more than enough to keep me occupied with Tinder Gold throughout the whole trip just in case I got lonely. Once I arrived, I decided to meet up with fellow ISG member Punter00 for a nice tour of the centro area since he had been there a few days prior as you see from his report. Thank god for the subscription. Clock tower is pretty decent even on the weekdays as we met up the first two nights for beers and watching the ladies stroll in. I was a bit nervous picking up girls as they are not in your face like Sosua, so I fell back on my Tinder ladies on Whatapp since I had already negotiated everything. I don't know if it was just the weekday or the kind of girls, but I was getting GFE action all week for 200-250 mil COP. I prefer the Afro girls and they were all from Venezuela. Since this was really an intel trip for a future trip for my scared buddies. I can now verify and confidently say that Cartagena is the real deal, and I felt very safe with very little Spanish and of course street smarts. Thank you Punter00 for your patience and hospitality!

[Punter00]

LOL.

I gave her a bit less than 80 USD. 300 "whatever number of" pesos.

The whole mil versus million versus thousand was doing my head in!

Does that really need to be clarified? You would sincerely believe that he gave a chick $65,000?

[Jdf972]

Have visited Medellin, Bogota, and Cali but never been to Cartagena for whatever reason.

Understand there is beach and dynamics are different from other cities but is it worth visiting now?

From reading few reports, there is some action from clock tower which I thought city banned the working girls after few American guys making it rain and making some videos of it.

Any feedback will be appreciated.

Clock tower is in full effect and the beaches, just GOOO!

[PussyRiot]

Have visited Medellin, Bogota, and Cali but never been to Cartagena for whatever reason.

Understand there is beach and dynamics are different from other cities but is it worth visiting now?

From reading few reports, there is some action from clock tower which I thought city banned the working girls after few American guys making it rain and making some videos of it.

Any feedback will be appreciated.

[Jdf972]

After a lot of research and travel advice, I decided to graduate from mongering in the DR and head down to CTG for 4 nights. I had more than enough to keep me occupied with Tinder Gold throughout the whole trip just in case I got lonely. Once I arrived, I decided to meet up with fellow ISG member Punter00 for a nice tour of the centro area since he had been there a few days prior as you see from his report. Thank god for the subscription. Clock tower is pretty decent even on the weekdays as we met up the first two nights for beers and watching the ladies stroll in. I was a bit nervous picking up girls as they are not in your face like Sosua, so I fell back on my Tinder ladies on Whatapp since I had already negotiated everything. I don't know if it was just the weekday or the kind of girls, but I was getting GFE action all week for 200-250 mil COP. I prefer the Afro girls and they were all from Venezuela. Since this was really an intel trip for a future trip for my scared buddies. I can now verify and confidently say that Cartagena is the real deal, and I felt very safe with very little Spanish and of course street smarts. Thank you Punter00 for your patience and hospitality!