Cartagena Reports

[Dan D Dick]

Without commenting on your predicament I have two comments for what you want to do.

1) My opinion only, but if you borrow or otherwise try to use a passport not yours I suspect you'll have a very bad time.

2) Why don't you just change your name? A couple hundred dollars & you can get a legal name change that you can either let people know about or not.... Then send the documents to the passport center & you've got a passport in a different name. Maybe change your first name only. Who says you have to notify DMV and everybody else? Get tired of it & have it changed back to your original name. Nobody would be the wiser.


/Dan D.

Does anyone know how to get into Cartagena without using a passport?

Can you get in with a D.L. and US Birth Certificate

I would like to go again, but my lawyer recommended i not go because of possible arrest for possible paternity action/non-support. Wondering if anyone has any ideas? I had alot of fun fucking the girls over the years in Cartagena. Unfortunately a girl from Med. says I knocked her up and is trying to get money from me (this was after she had a negative preg test and a period when with me)

Anybody got an extra passport? Or a country that will issue a new one for me?

Thanks

[Dan D Dick]

Mr. Gonzo - thanks for the info....I'd probably still be walking down to the lobby every time from floor 2!

Spent most of the day on the computer doing my homework....

Head to the casino @ 9:30. Play the little red 5000COP chips and am up about $40 US by 11 PM.


Walk next door to LDV and am really overwhelmed at the girl:guy ratio. And more gals keep coming in. True, most are younger than my daughter - which proves quite problematic to my mental health. And 9 out of 10 are staring at me trying to solicit a smile - either because I'm ruggedly handsome or because there aren't many guppies in the bar yet. Still not quite sure which. [that's a joke!]

I finally settle on a trim gal with a huge rack. She's been dancing to her own beat since I got there and is genuinely enjoying herself while the others are moping when they don't see me looking. I resign myself to the fact that she's sure to have a rock-hard boob job but she seems genuinely happy so I invite her to my table (I had abandoned the bar because they were closing in on me from all sides).

Damned if she doesn't speak a bit of english - my lucky night. She chastizes me for not being more proficient with spanish. I like this gal already. I buy her a drink (gotta support LDV) and tip the waiter well. We negotiate a price less than the previous night. I may be a slow learner but at least I can still learn a little bit.

We walk the two blocks back to the apartment & we're both sweaty. Get into the apartment & find some music on MTV or the latin equivalent & she starts doing a strip tease for me. She's 29, one child and quite fit. More important is that smile. The bra's still on and those titties are a jigglin'. What a pleasant surprise. Finally she's nekkid & we head to the shower. She pulls out a well-used plastic shower cap & I open my suitcase & give her a half dozen from the PTY Marriott. You'd have thought I gave her a hundred dollars.

Couple of showers later & we're on the bed. I slide onto my knees at the side and reach to open her legs. She lit up like a Christmas Tree. You'd think they never get a little DATY. Within 2 - 3 minutes she's convulsing in a powerful orgasm & is sopping wet. Fast gal.....I wish I had that effect on all of 'em.

Nine times out of ten I prefer a good blowjob to the 'ol in & out. Maybe it's because I'm lazy, maybe it's because I like to watch so much. Whatever. MiLena was great! Combination CIM and finish on the tits. And she was having a really good time and never stopped smiling. Great gal!

Highly recommended. Unfortunately she wasn't keen on nude photos but I'll post the others in a day or so.

Lesson learned: The girls really appreciate small bottles of mouthwash. Two for two were rinsing their mouths with shampoo afterwards! Both were happy for the Marriott freebies.

So far I've been much happier here than Panama City. In all areas except the lack of a Marriott, but I'm starting to get into the swing of it with Juan's apartment. It does have benefits it's just that old habits are hard to break.

So little time, so many options. Will it be street girls tonight or LDV or something new? I suspect I'll have to go for a bit of chemical support & see if I'm up to more than one a day...


/Dan D.

[Gonzo]

But that's where things went downhill for awhile. Have the key, go to the elevator & push "8". Nothing happens. Then I push the open button. Nothing happens. Three or four minutes later - thinking one of my keys must be used to activate the elevator controls & I give up & pick up the phone.... There's two obvious locks on the door. It's still quite caliente. Neither key works. The landing isn't the best lit place in the world. I think I'm going to have to go back downstairs, then I see a third keyhole below the handle. Voila! I'm in.

Hotter inside than out. Find the two A/C units & get 'em cranked up. Check the fridge & it's warm. Find the switch (inside) & get it cranked up. Still hotter'n hell. No way to figure out the electronic safe. Get unpacked & head to a mercado to stock up on simple things. Three hours later the rooms are bearable but if you go outside it'll take you 30 minutes once you get into the apartment to quit sweating. No remote for the TV....I'm beginning to doubt the wisdom of my decision of staying in an apartment.

DDD, I had almost the same exact problems that you had upon arrival. In said same elevator, when I was there, it had a '10' for the '1' button, and took me a day to figure that one out. Juan locks up the apartment and shuts everything down if it's not being rented, but he is quick to respond to your requests. I finally got everything going, including hot water for the shower (in the room behind the kitchen). Didn't realize that the AC only worked by remote control in the bedroom, duh. By this time, I expect that you have settled in and things are going well.

I really liked #802, stayed there for a couple of weeks, felt like home after a while, which one would never experience in a hotel. And a home to bring home chicas for your pleasure. I'd stay there again.

Take Tom 33's sage advice and make some donations to the street chicas. I was with 3 of those ladies, and had wonderful experiences with them.

[Npaul1]

Does anyone know how to get into Cartagena without using a passport?

Can you get in with a D.L. and US Birth Certificate

I would like to go again, but my lawyer recommended i not go because of possible arrest for possible paternity action/non-support. Wondering if anyone has any ideas? I had alot of fun fucking the girls over the years in Cartagena. Unfortunately a girl from Med. says I knocked her up and is trying to get money from me (this was after she had a negative preg test and a period when with me)

Anybody got an extra passport? Or a country that will issue a new one for me?

Thanks

[Franga]

After reviewing this Cartegena thread, I am rather disappointed that I cant find any reference to any relatively cheap casas/brothels that cost in the 30k COP range for a half hour FS session, similar to what I got in Medellin and Cali. Is CTG different from these places?

My problem is that I have been visiting casas in Ecuador and now Cali/Medellin and paying only about $10 to 13 USD a pop, for a quickie session. And almost all have been with little gems too.

If anyone can advise me on a suitable casa in Cartegena with the above (or near) prices I would be quite appreciative. Thanks, Franga

[Tom 33]

i heard about the dead 8 on the elevator through the grapevine. fortunately i live on 9. i'll be back home next week after a summer in the states. that elevator is going to be replaced. i had hoped it would have been done over the summer.

listen to some of the calls on the street. claudia(viviana), milena, alba, and sandra among others patrol the streets in laguito. they are all happy with 60k for an hour and provide good service. claudia is really outstanding in the oral department.

i also recommend a couple of morenas, rocio and yusleides.

[Dan D Dick]

Arrived from PTY with no hassles. The President's Club at Tucomen is hidden quite well - it's near Gate 20.

Got to the apartment 30 minutes after touching down - 10 minutes for passport control, 10 minutes to get my luggage, have it X-Rated and have the guy open it up & do a cursory look-feel, then 10 minutes to town. Checked in with the front desk guy, again no issues.

But that's where things went downhill for awhile. Have the key, go to the elevator & push "8". Nothing happens. Then I push the open button. Nothing happens. Three or four minutes later - thinking one of my keys must be used to activate the elevator controls & I give up & pick up the phone. It's damned hot in there & I'd hate for them to find my corpse the next time somebody checks in. Gotta push "9". Makes sense, huh? Go to 9 & drag my luggage down to 8. There's two obvious locks on the door. It's still quite caliente. Neither key works. The landing isn't the best lit place in the world. I think I'm going to have to go back downstairs, then I see a third keyhole below the handle. Voila! I'm in.

Hotter inside than out. Find the two A/C units & get 'em cranked up. Check the fridge & it's warm. Find the switch (inside) & get it cranked up. Still hotter'n hell. No way to figure out the electronic safe. Get unpacked & head to a mercado to stock up on simple things. Three hours later the rooms are bearable but if you go outside it'll take you 30 minutes once you get into the apartment to quit sweating. No remote for the TV. Only two flat pillows, a sheet & two flatter towels. I'm beginning to doubt the wisdom of my decision of staying in an apartment.

7:30 or so & Juan shows up. Yes, he's a genuinely nice guy, quite fluent in english. Teaches me how to use the safe. Gets me two more towels & two more pillows, offers advice on dinner & the area & gives me his cell number & his home number. Calling his cell from the apartment is long distance; calling his home & leaving a message is not. Go figure. And he finds the remote that works in the living room (the bedroom remote is DOA).

Anyway....turns out LDV is a five minute walk from the apartment (Playa Mar #802).

Make a couple more trips outside to the shop & pharmacy (two doors down towards the Hilton). Obvious SWs outside. The "pssssts" start to sound like Tijuana's alley. A few touts offered chicas. And on an aggravating side, had two phone calls to the room offering the same.

'Bout 9:30 I head to the casino next door to LDV. The most uncomfortable chairs for playing blackjack I've ever seen in my entire life. Cute little gal sits next to me a few times & promtly loses her money.

10 & I go next door. It's relatively quiet but certainly adequate. 8 - 10 girls there with more arriving every minute. Who do I see but the gal that was playing BJ. She comes over and we grab-ass a little. Her english is much better than my spanish. We disagree on the value of her company but finally settle on a number that's higher than recommended on this board. Maybe it's the cost of doing business in a non-native tongue. Or maybe I'm just not hard-ass enough.

Head back to the apartment. She's 29. Far from being a stunner but I guess what attracted me most was her smile & laugh and the fact we could communciate in english a bit. I bought a brand-new bottle of Colombian aguardiente just in case. Nothing for her. Performance couldn't have been better. A little DATY and she comes rather quickly. The signs are obvious. A few minutes later and round two DATY end with the same results. My turn. She shows great attention with one of the best bbbjs in my feeble recollection. Then she moves where I can play with her ass, then finally to 69 with a wonderful CIM. Overall an excellent experience. Maria Claudia gives me her number but I'm torn with finding the elusive cheaper/better tonight or going back with a sure thing.

I'll post a few photos later.

/Dan D.

[RxHammer]

Hey guys,

CTG first-timer coming into town with a friend on Tuesday. I'm a Rio regular but have wanted to try out Colombia for some time. If anyone is around this week and want to grab a drink and checkout the chicas drop me a PM...

Have fun, be safe..

Hammer

PS Thanks in advance for all the great info post on the board !!

[MJG Dogs]

Not really, the chicas on the beach are nicer than the actual beaches, unless you take a boat out to Playa blanca or the other islands..

[I Jags]

And are the beaches nice there? I heard Santa Marta wss nicer but I don't t need the best. Any info will help, even where to stay. I literally have to make a decison in two days.THANKS

[Tom 33]

Out of curiousity sake where do you go for New Years holiday, and why have you selected Cartagena to be your spot of destination to lay your hat so to speak?

I go to Medellin from 12/15 to 1/15. In fact I'm even considering buying an apartment there as well. You can get a nice 2 bedroom, 2 bath for US$20,000 to 40,000 in a decent neighborhood.

I fell in love with CTG when I first came to Colombia about 4 years ago. I especially liked the beach/sea and the safety. I bought my apartment there less than a year after first setting eyes on the city.

[MJG Dogs]

I would go in March. Feburary can be windy as hell..

[Phoenix Phx]

Im going to take your advice Tom I narrowed it down between Feb and Mar, but I will not find out till the end of this year till I get my vacation picks for 2007.

Hey Pana,

Some of us are already booked for the first two weeks in Feb 07.

Phoenix

[Pana Nyc]

Jan. 1 to 15 is high season - very crowded and high lodging costs. The crowds can drag on to the end of Jan. Feb. and Mar. are perfect. Easter week is high season as well.

Im going to take your advice Tom I narrowed it down between Feb and Mar, but I will not find out till the end of this year till I get my vacation picks for 2007.

[Tom 33]

CTG is balls to the wall over New Years, jam-packed and expensive. The holidays at the beach are big in Colombia. But lots of luck finding lodging. I leave town during this time because I don't like the crowds and because I get US$150 to $200 per night for renting my apartment. It is already booked by the way.