Cartagena Reports

[Xpartan]

Just thinking about this Johnny something guy makes me cringe. I love Cartagena, the history, the food, the music, and, of course, the women. The ones who drug guys and rob them are scum. They would be scum in any country and they exist in every country. Every woman I have fucked in Cartagena was just making a living. Why you have to humiliate them to enjoy yourself is beyond me. Like all my mongering brothers, I do pick and choose what I want and I bargain for a better price. It is part of business. I did not get wealthy enough to monger abroad by giving my money away. But show some respect. If a client had disrespected me in my line of work, I would make sure my friends in the business knew about them. Their price would go up from there until they found someone they could bully for the business.

Where did you find that dude disrespecting anyone? By offering $100 to random people? I don't believe they felt disrespected, LOL. I think you've read something in his report that wasn't there.

So in Cartagena, I fuck as many as my tired old ass can handle and I am sure they don't remember me when I am gone, but they did not regret having to deal with me. Besides, fucking for money seems like a pretty smart way to make a living to me. Coming back to Cartagena this fall. Best mongering place in the world.

OK, look. The food, the history, the old world architecture, all yes. Cartagena is a world class city, no doubt about that in my mind.

But best mongering place in the world? Fuck, no. A solid place, if a bit overpriced -- definitely.

The best?

Not even close.

[JoeRoc]

Space aka No Name have always been there. More hip hop / reggaetand music and average girls.

They won't try to hit you in the head with gringo prices but its cool. You get a table, order a bottle plus mixer. Pick out the girls you want, invite them to your table to drink then bring them back to your AirBB for the night. The only downside is that you may have some American Gringos in the VIP peacocking and all the girls are grouped up around the VIP trying to get in while ignoring everyone else. I usually take the table in the back far side by the bathroom so I can see the girls as they come in or go to the bathroom and pick them off as I see fit. They won't try to over charge you at Space which is why I like it.

Dolce Vita a little more Latin flavor. Every time I've been there there were little to no dark skin girls in there. Mostly all local girls and local guys. The girls usually pay attention to the type of wristbands the guy at the door puts on you as it lets the girls know if you are a baller or not. I usually tell them give me the regular band to avoid the gringo prices from the chicas. I don't even get a table, I go straight to the bar, order a drink and see what girls I like. If I don't see anything I like by the time I finish my drink I leave and go hang out at the Exito in front of Delirium. And wait for the girls to come out who didn't get a customer and get them for the normal price for the night.

Delirium is a total shit show. Way too small and way too packed, too many hookahs, you step in and by the time you step out the smoke smell in all in your clothes and hair. As soon as you step in its like you are walking into a NBA / NFL locker room, filled with black guys upstairs and downstairs. This place have the most girls but that's because the light skin girls know that the black guys will pay whatever they ask to be with a light skin girl which is why I avoid that place. I refuse to pay 800 mil la noche for a girl from Delirium due to the color of my skin when I can grab something around the corner at Space for 500 mil la noche..

Why go to Colombia to pay for sex if you don't like Black people? Why not go to the FKK clubs and Germany with people of your own kind?

[Nypher]

I'm headed down there with a group of 3 guys. What's the going price for TLN? I remember it being 400 mil and we picked up girls right in front of Space back in 2019. With the curfew beginning at 10 how likely are they able to budge?

From my experience it depends on the girl, the gringo, and the location. I learn a lot from just talking to the chicas such as why certain chicas prefer to go with a certain type of gringo or why they avoid a certain type of gringo.

For instance I remember back in 2019 it was $100 for TLN with top quality girls. Now a few months ago average girls are saying $100 por hora, and they wanted tip and taxi fare.

Now if you are talking to them in pesos I've had girls try to tell me 800 mil TLN and they would not budge from that price. I've had girls tell me 600 mil TLN and would not budge and these are average girls nothing special to make them stand out from the other 50 girls around them.

If the girl see you pull out the phone and start trying to use google translate be prepared for gringo prices. Its always the same 3 questions from the locals which I have learned to not answer. Where you from? How long you stay? Where you staying? Answering those 3 questions can get you a high gringo price with the chicas or any local trying to sell you something.

I try chicas before I commit to TLN. I would take them for a hour and feel them out. If they want to chill and just have a good time, they are not watching the clock, we do our thing, I pay and they still want to just hang out, chill in the pool, watch TV, or joke around and talk about random stuff, she's a keeper and I call her back for TLN at no more than 500 mil.

[Nypher]

All in all I prefer Space. Those steps can be challenging after a few bottles though. I usually hit the bouncer at the door with 20 mil when ever I go there. Little chubby guy. One warning, is never use your card here, always pay in cash and never expect change. Again, never expect change.

What kind of credit card scams do they try to pull in Space? Its a lot easier and a bit cheaper for me to use my credit card in Cartagena.

A few years back I went with some friends to Space 3 nights in a row. Each night a different person paid with their card. The basically took the card, disappeared and came back 10 minutes later asking to sign the receipt. Once we got back to the states there was a list of charges on our cards we never made. 1 card I would understand but on 3 different cards that's a pattern.

I understand why using the card is better as it keeps the cash readily available for chicas and I still use my card there for restaurants, shops, tours, etc but I will never use it in a club unless they bring the machine to me for me to insert it.

Maybe your experience will be different, maybe the person who swipe the cards info no longer works there, who knows? Just be cautious.

[Esco1428]

I'm headed down there with a group of 3 guys. What's the going price for TLN? I remember it being 400 mil and we picked up girls right in front of Space back in 2019. With the curfew beginning at 10 how likely are they able to budge?

[AmorPorFavor]

All in all I prefer Space. Those steps can be challenging after a few bottles though. I usually hit the bouncer at the door with 20 mil when ever I go there. Little chubby guy. One warning, is never use your card here, always pay in cash and never expect change. Again, never expect change.

What kind of credit card scams do they try to pull in Space? Its a lot easier and a bit cheaper for me to use my credit card in Cartagena.

[GrownMan1]

We all approach differently and have unique outcomes.

I've had both sides of the coin where I was over charged the gringo price and got bad service, or I bargained down to the regular price and got good service. Difference is the one who overcharged was one and done and the one I bargained down Everyone is around the pool, drinks are pouring, chicas start talking then all of a sudden some chica gets mad because she finds out her amiga is getting paid $100 and she's only getting 200 mil, now she's looking to get more money. Mood ruined!
. Whatever method anyone have, use what works best for you.

That my half killed the mood right then but your friends plan for failure. You established a price and now you're hardheaded code breaking ass friend wants to pay his girl $100. He's going against the grain. I don't see the chica being out of line.

[Nypher]

How was I trying to humiliate them? Because I was wearing shorts and sandals? The only thing I have disrespected over here is the curfew. First time I thought I'd be fine walking 2 minutes from one hotel to another. Apparently not. Second time the girl wanted to go to the after party club and I agreed and we got stopped on the way back. I paid her ticket for her the next day! Club can be open but you can't leave until 5 am in the morning apparently or you violate curfew.

I never bargain for a lower price. That is way more disrespectful than anything I've done here. Also, if she was so disrespected and disgusted by me, not sure why she'd invite me to meet her whole family and play paintball, eat with the family, do some dancing. Helped her sisters with their English homework too.

The girls remember me because I'm not some cheap loser trying to haggle over $15. I made my money by becoming an Internet entrepreneur. Not haggling over pennies with working girls. Get a grip old timer.

Now back to the report. There seems to be 3 main clubs that I've been able to find.

Space. Loud as fuck but the people seemed to be having a little more fun here. Not crowded, but good music and people were dancing and having fun..

Space aka No Name have always been there. More hip hop / reggaetóand music and average girls.

They won't try to hit you in the head with gringo prices but its cool. You get a table, order a bottle plus mixer. Pick out the girls you want, invite them to your table to drink then bring them back to your AirBB for the night. The only downside is that you may have some American Gringos in the VIP peacocking and all the girls are grouped up around the VIP trying to get in while ignoring everyone else. I usually take the table in the back far side by the bathroom so I can see the girls as they come in or go to the bathroom and pick them off as I see fit. They won't try to over charge you at Space which is why I like it.

Dolce Vita a little more Latin flavor. Every time I've been there there were little to no dark skin girls in there. Mostly all local girls and local guys. The girls usually pay attention to the type of wristbands the guy at the door puts on you as it lets the girls know if you are a baller or not. I usually tell them give me the regular band to avoid the gringo prices from the chicas. I don't even get a table, I go straight to the bar, order a drink and see what girls I like. If I don't see anything I like by the time I finish my drink I leave and go hang out at the Exito in front of Delirium. And wait for the girls to come out who didn't get a customer and get them for the normal price for the night.

Delirium is a total shit show. Way too small and way too packed, too many hookahs, you step in and by the time you step out the smoke smell in all in your clothes and hair. As soon as you step in its like you are walking into a NBA / NFL locker room, filled with black guys upstairs and downstairs. This place have the most girls but that's because the light skin girls know that the black guys will pay whatever they ask to be with a light skin girl which is why I avoid that place. I refuse to pay 800 mil la noche for a girl from Delirium due to the color of my skin when I can grab something around the corner at Space for 500 mil la noche.

All in all I prefer Space. Those steps can be challenging after a few bottles though. I usually hit the bouncer at the door with 20 mil when ever I go there. Little chubby guy. One warning, is never use your card here, always pay in cash and never expect change. Again, never expect change.

Live it up! Ill be coming back soon for a months stay.

[JohnnySims11]

Just thinking about this Johnny something guy makes me cringe. I love Cartagena, the history, the food, the music, and, of course, the women. The ones who drug guys and rob them are scum. They would be scum in any country and they exist in every country. Every woman I have fucked in Cartagena was just making a living. Why you have to humiliate them to enjoy yourself is beyond me. Like all my mongering brothers, I do pick and choose what I want and I bargain for a better price. It is part of business. I did not get wealthy enough to monger abroad by giving my money away. But show some respect. If a client had disrespected me in my line of work, I would make sure my friends in the business knew about them. Their price would go up from there until they found someone they could bully for the business. So in Cartagena, I fuck as many as my tired old ass can handle and I am sure they don't remember me when I am gone, but they did not regret having to deal with me. Besides, fucking for money seems like a pretty smart way to make a living to me. Coming back to Cartagena this fall. Best mongering place in the world.

How was I trying to humiliate them? Because I was wearing shorts and sandals? The only thing I have disrespected over here is the curfew. First time I thought I'd be fine walking 2 minutes from one hotel to another. Apparently not. Second time the girl wanted to go to the after party club and I agreed and we got stopped on the way back. I paid her ticket for her the next day! Club can be open but you can't leave until 5 am in the morning apparently or you violate curfew.

I never bargain for a lower price. That is way more disrespectful than anything I've done here. Also, if she was so disrespected and disgusted by me, not sure why she'd invite me to meet her whole family and play paintball, eat with the family, do some dancing. Helped her sisters with their English homework too.

The girls remember me because I'm not some cheap loser trying to haggle over $15. I made my money by becoming an Internet entrepreneur. Not haggling over pennies with working girls. Get a grip old timer.

Now back to the report. There seems to be 3 main clubs that I've been able to find.

Space. Loud as fuck but the people seemed to be having a little more fun here. Not crowded, but good music and people were dancing and having fun.

Dolce Vita. This one usually has the most girls, but it's honestly kinda lame. Everyone just kind of stands there and no one is really having fun. It's been like that the last 3 times I've been there. This place is right next to Space.

Delirium. This place has a lot of girls but it just way too fucking small. It pisses me off not being able to move or get a drink so I usually avoid this one.

I'd probably try to get a hotel around these three clubs as the hotels around them seem to be more open to the "monger scene. " Anything 3 star or below should work.

I was supposed to leave Wed. But I canceled my flight and stayed LOL. Whoops.

[Nypher]

Fortunately you have yet to come across one that is trying to make that living by drugging and robbing.

No. All mongers do not operate this way. Some say trying to get a lower price ruins the mood, shows the hooker you are cheap, and will get you bad service. Not my experience, but we all have different beliefs, experiences, and ways we operate.

We all approach differently and have unique outcomes.

I've had both sides of the coin where I was over charged the gringo price and got bad service, or I bargained down to the regular price and got good service. Difference is the one who overcharged was one and done and the one I bargained down I got her number and called back every day until I flew back. Solo experiences are a bit better due to your pockets, your choice but I understand the whole ruin the mood thing which is why I have not travelled with large groups in years. On multiple occasions (pre covid) we get to Playa Hollywood and I tell the guys all these chicas are 200 mil each, do not pay more than that. We get the cabana, pick out our girls, they come to the cabana, they order food, drinks, etc. Everyone is having a good time, all laughs girls are smiling. We tell the girls grab their stuff to leave the beach and take the party back to the apartment to finish thing off. Everyone is around the pool, drinks are pouring, chicas start talking then all of a sudden some chica gets mad because she finds out her amiga is getting paid $100 and she's only getting 200 mil, now she's looking to get more money. Mood ruined!

The ones who do not try to take advantage I keep their whatsapp number and when I land at the airport I post whatsapp status of the Bienvenidos Colombia sign behind immigration and they start texting me the usual Hola mi amor, donde estas. Whoever hits me up first I see them first. On my last day I usually pot another status of either sitting on the wall or at the beach, the ones that wait till my last day to hit me up I just tell them next time because they took too long. Eventually they get with the program and know to hit me up before that first status post expires.

I can agree we all learn from every trip and we know what works best for us and what doesn't when approaching a new chica. Whatever method anyone have, use what works best for you.

[TheKid1989]

It's simple be on ya a game you can get one of those short stays for like $10 don't bring them hoes back to your room especially if you do Airbnb when I was with my boy they agreed to 100 mil pesos then When he finished they said 100 USd these girls are sneaky that's why you got to take precautions bring exact money with you don't give them the chance to get over on you for must of them they do this for survival.

[Mr Enternational]

Every woman I have fucked in Cartagena was just making a living.

Fortunately you have yet to come across one that is trying to make that living by drugging and robbing.

Like all my mongering brothers, I do pick and choose what I want and I bargain for a better price.

No. All mongers do not operate this way. Some say trying to get a lower price ruins the mood, shows the hooker you are cheap, and will get you bad service. Not my experience, but we all have different beliefs, experiences, and ways we operate.

[SouthernOcean]

Just thinking about this Johnny something guy makes me cringe. I love Cartagena, the history, the food, the music, and, of course, the women. The ones who drug guys and rob them are scum. They would be scum in any country and they exist in every country. Every woman I have fucked in Cartagena was just making a living. Why you have to humiliate them to enjoy yourself is beyond me. Like all my mongering brothers, I do pick and choose what I want and I bargain for a better price. It is part of business. I did not get wealthy enough to monger abroad by giving my money away. But show some respect. If a client had disrespected me in my line of work, I would make sure my friends in the business knew about them. Their price would go up from there until they found someone they could bully for the business. So in Cartagena, I fuck as many as my tired old ass can handle and I am sure they don't remember me when I am gone, but they did not regret having to deal with me. Besides, fucking for money seems like a pretty smart way to make a living to me. Coming back to Cartagena this fall. Best mongering place in the world.

[Xpartan]

Ambien is the new drug of choice to knock you out. It's really to get into a relaxed party situation where you think this couldn't happen to you. Especially in group situations. It can.

Really? I tried Ambien years ago to fall asleep on a long flight. I didn't, just kept dozing off and on occasionally.

Scopolamine is scarier, anyway.

[BlackThought]

I watched the whole video, and it put a fear of god into me. I've known about scopolamine, but I always considered stories about blowing it into someone's face an urban myth. Now, this video, if true, puts everything into a different context. There is a working girl with a story how she put cotton balls into her nostrils, then rubbed the drug under her nose, so you kiss her and you're gone. Watching your drinks ain't going to help you in this scenario. Scary as hell.

Oh man. Stay safe out there, desperate times in Colombia.