Cartagena Reports

[Captain Solo]

Was for her passion with everything bb.

I would give her extra anyway for being a sweet girl.

The same compassion for Venezuelans got me screwed up my asd by the last Vennie.

[Mr Enternational]

Talked to her, got her tel, negotiated 200 K pesos ($50) for an hour. Gave her 300 K pesos ($75), plus 10 K for taxi, for about half hour in bed. She translated that may be I wanted her as a GF and she would love to go to the beach with me. This little girl is smart and sweet.

She would have to be a total dumbass not to try to bag someone that pays 50% more than they bargained for for half the time they bargained for.

[Captain Solo]

El Muelle was recommended as a good Colombian seafood restaurant.

Wingman and I were walking along the beach to the Southern tip. The beach was muddy, water murky, not very attractive, only families with fat, old women, no hot bikinis worthwhile to look at. At the Southern tip, I went into El Muelle restaurant to pee, which had no client at that time. There was no sign of any fee near the banos, but when I walked out, 2 dark, beefy, scowling meseros quickly confronted me with aggressive posture and angry language, demanding 2,000-peso. They said something about a 40,000-peso rental of their beach chairs to use their facilities ect. Before I even said a word, both were leaning over, ready to tackle me if I walked.

I was really pissed off at their extremely crude and aggressive manner over a 25 see fee which was not posted, before I even objected to it. Instead of arguing the legal aspects of the fee, I just gave the stupid bastards their 25 see and avoided having to look at the beasts again. There were a dozen filthy guys lurking nearby who may have abused the environment, but El Muelle's meseros should be smart enough to know how to treat tourists differently than migrants. Comparing to El Muelle's stupid and rough meseros, meseros at Hong Kong club in Tijuana, Mexico act like gentlemen with patience, reasons, good attitudes and respect for their clients.

We had planned to have dinner at El Muelle but decided to cancel. It was not doing much business and had no clients while we were there. I will also post on various travel sites to alert visitors of rude, aggressive and potentially violent meseros at El Muelle.

CTG policias seem very serious and professional. Do report crimes to them.

[Captain Solo]

Took a cab ride from Boca Grande into the Walled City about 6 PM. The distance was about 3 miles but traffic was congested. People were blowing their horns in frustration at every intersection, and the cab driver was a Kamikaze pilot. He was driving in opposite lanes, squeezing into every opening, shouted at other drivers, got out of the cab in road rages. Got to the clock tower alive, gave him 1000 pesos as agreed plus 500 pesos propina for the bad traffic. He thanked us profusely, obviously a deranged guy.

Friday night had lots more people in the clock tower plazas and alley ways, local families in fancy dresses taking pictures, tourists, older local guys with their young and beautiful mistresses as usual. We were early so found only a few WG walking, giving us the winks. Went to dinner at the best-rated cevicheria inside the Walled City. The Mexican combo ceviche was very good and fresh with just a limon marinade. Avoid Colombian severely rich and tasteless mayonnaise and cream marinade which masks all seafood flavor and taste. My wingman ordered a salad. I tried a small sample and found a piece of broken glass in it. Damn. The wingman went ahead and finished it anyway.

Walked around the narrow streets of Walled City. There were many hot, sweet, young girls walking with their families but very few walking or stationary WG, none near La Vita Dolce and Space, unlike Thursday night which had a few dozens near each. Perhaps the moto cop did something to them.

Went out to the main plaza, found 4 girls leaning against the wall, giving us eye, only 1 slim, pretty spinner. Talked to her, got her tel, negotiated 200 K pesos ($50) for an hour. A few locals walked past, knew the nefarious thing we were doing, looked at us with disgust. Took a quick cab ride back to hotel in Boca Grande. She was talking, kissing, groping in the car, a very fun girl with supple.

Body, smooth, soft light skin, 20, half Colombian / Venezuelan with V IDs. Took pics of her and IDs to prevent any mishaps.

Her body was proportional and beautiful, light skin with a few small tats. She was playful, translated that with a propina she would do anything I wanted, which I immediately agreed. She gave me BBBJ then rode me BB. She was tiny and tight, I had difficulties penetrating her in mish and had to use lots of lube. Gave her 300 K pesos ($75), plus 10 K for taxi, for about half hour in bed. She translated that may be I wanted her as a GF and she would love to go to the beach with me. This little girl is smart and sweet.

She was not the classy Spanish princesses I wanted to bag in CTG, but a nice, young, fresh, sweet, fun, pretty alternative to Tinder dates, who tend to be older, heavier and harder to access. Any bro needing her company in CTG should PM me for her tel.

Will walk the Clock tower again tonight in search of my real pretty Spanish Princess.

[Kafka]

Here's how this works the girls want the money up front and they also want a hundred bucks, if you really lucky you might get a Venezuelan for less. If you want to be the the big man and not pay upfront, and not pay 100 bucks whatever they are asking to fuck with you till the day you leave. It's really simple you walk around with a big attitude one week and they know you're gone the next week.

Watch what yo drink because you sound like a target for getting drugged. And yes how'd your stuff away because no matter how nice girls are they little thieves too.

Flew into CTG o
n Viva, arriving 3 PM, took a 20 K Pesos ($5) to the hotel in Boca Grande, hooked up with a wingman who arrived a few days before and has been hoing hot Tinder dates, rates were 200 K - 300 K Cops ($50-75) for 2 hours. Apparently there are lots of work required to line up Tinder dates.

Weather was hot and humid. I was sweating like a pig. Checked in a 3 - star hotel 1 block form the beach ($36), took a cold shower and ready to do CTG. While smoking in front of the hotel, a few girls approached, speaking in both Spanish and English but they were chunky and very dark, the farm girls types, had no interests so did not ask for rates. Spotted a dozen or so street walkers in Boca Grande day and night time.

After 7 Took a 8000 Cops ($2) cab ride from BocaGrande to the Clock Tower. There lots of tourists on Thursday night, but no girls were seen in front of the walled city or inside the clock plaza. Policia had installed barriers and cleaned up vices inside and outside the tower..

[Mr Enternational]

Every day I learn something new. This chica pussy must have been on fire with that lye process because the new growth was blonde down there too.

They get used to it. No way I would let anyone pour hot wax on my arm and rip it off, but women get it done to their pussies and assholes and eyebrows and anywhere else repeatedly.

[Captain Solo]

Cartagena is the most popular beach town in Colombia, sunny, hot and humid, equivalent of Miami South Beach. Lots of rich people as well as poor students come here to play in the ocean.

Thursday night thousands tourists and couples were walking on the stone alley inside the nice, clean, large, upscale, beautiful, and historic Walled City with lots of restaurants and bars.

Many couples, old men walking lovingly hands in hands with some of the nice, clean, classy, most beautiful and sweetest-looking young girls I have seen anywhere, easily half or third their ages. I frequently reject top talents in Hong Kong Club in Tijuana, and I am not exaggerating her. They did not seem embarrassed by large age differences. Man I like this fine tradition and could live that lifestyle with those sweet beauties every day.

The bros should get out of their US sex ghettos and go to CTG to see upper class Colombians and their beautiful girl friends play.

[Nypher]

LOL. You are supposed to be lying to hoes, not letting them lie to you. That is not all natural. It is common in Brazil and my ex girlfriend did it to me once. You just rub lye all over your body and lay out in the sun. Then after a while you rinse it off and all your hair is blond. So you are just perming your body hair. It burns like shit.

Every day I learn something new. This chica pussy must have been on fire with that lye process because the new growth was blonde down there too.

[Nypher]

Flew into CTG on Viva, arriving 3 PM, took a 20 K Pesos ($5) to the hotel in Boca Grande, hooked up with a wingman who arrived a few days before and has been hoing hot Tinder dates, rates were 200 K - 300 K Cops ($50-75) for 2 hours. Apparently there are lots of work required to line up Tinder dates.

Weather was hot and humid. I was sweating like a pig. Checked in a 3 - star hotel 1 block form the beach ($36), took a cold shower and ready to do CTG. While smoking in front of the hotel, a few girls approached, speaking in both Spanish and English but they were chunky and very dark, the farm girls types, had no interests so did not ask for rates. Spotted a dozen or so street walkers in Boca Grande day and night time.

After 7 Took a 8000 Cops ($2) cab ride from BocaGrande to the Clock Tower. There lots of tourists on Thursday night, but no girls were seen in front of the walled city or inside the clock plaza. Policia had installed barriers and cleaned up vices inside and outside the tower. My wingman had a date with his CTG GF so he walked me around the walled city. Hot girls in tasteful party dresses were walking among tourists and families on narrow streets inside Walled City, gathering outside bars, La Dolce Vita and Space, most were light-skinned, tall, some pretty and classy like Spanish princesses...

Did you happen to step outside Space / Dule around 10 pm - 11 pm last night? Tons of cops and the had the van ready. I don't know if they were doing immigration sweeps or not but I was not going to get fucked again by goin inside then having all the girls run outside. My chica was already in the apartment chilling and I stepped out to see what all the noise was about. Passed by Space / Dolce this morning on the way to eat and saw they had the doors open with caution tape. I thought they were shutting it down but looks like they were cleaning everything from top to bottom. I might pop my head in tonight to saw what up to the door guys but these new weekend price chicas kill my vibe.

As I have learned by watching others, always ask if they have Cedula, no Cedula no entry. When they come, I take a photo of their Cedula and throw it in the cloud, If something happens I can pull the ID from the cloud and say this is the person that was here.

[Captain Solo]

Flew into CTG on Viva, arriving 3 PM, took a 20 K Pesos ($5) to the hotel in Boca Grande, hooked up with a wingman who arrived a few days before and has been hoing hot Tinder dates, rates were 200 K - 300 K Cops ($50-75) for 2 hours. Apparently there are lots of work required to line up Tinder dates.

Weather was hot and humid. I was sweating like a pig. Checked in a 3 - star hotel 1 block form the beach ($36), took a cold shower and ready to do CTG. While smoking in front of the hotel, a few girls approached, speaking in both Spanish and English but they were chunky and very dark, the farm girls types, had no interests so did not ask for rates. Spotted a dozen or so street walkers in Boca Grande day and night time.

After 7 Took a 8000 Cops ($2) cab ride from BocaGrande to the Clock Tower. There lots of tourists on Thursday night, but no girls were seen in front of the walled city or inside the clock plaza. Policia had installed barriers and cleaned up vices inside and outside the tower. My wingman had a date with his CTG GF so he walked me around the walled city. Hot girls in tasteful party dresses were walking among tourists and families on narrow streets inside Walled City, gathering outside bars, La Dolce Vita and Space, most were light-skinned, tall, some pretty and classy like Spanish princesses. They were making eyes contacts, winking and flirting El Capitan was very impressed coming from the gutters of Santa Fe district to high society in CTG hehe. A moto cop was trying to drive the chicas away, flashing his beacon, screaming his siren, but the girls just ignored him. He did it again and again and started to get frustrated. The girls would slowly walked away a few feet then resumed hanging with friends. Girls here are in mid 20's or older, more mature, looked classy with their dresses, no jail baits like in Santa Fe hehe. Stopped to talk to a few hot ones. They wanted 200 K- 300 k Cops ($50-75) for an hour, same as Tinder girls. Got their phones for later arrangements to the hotel.

Went in Club Space, beers 10 K pesos or $2.50. About 50 girls were inside dancing to Salsa, only about 10 guys. Girls looked hungry, constantly making eye contacts, winking, tugging on shirt. I was wearing a pair of jungle short and tank top but just fit right in. Most girls were heavy with thick arms, thick thighs, not my preferred type but all quoted 30 K - 400 K for an hour. I spotted a tall, lanky, pretty girl in a classy dress, half of her body was covered in dense tats, damn. She wanted $100 for an hour. Well, she just has to wait until Mr. Biden's Secret Service agents arrive hehe. She continued to give me eyes all night but I lost the little interest I had.

I saw far many more pretty, classy girls on the streets than in the bars. They did not want to pay cover to go inside. I went out again looking for a girl for the night, but by midnight the most attractive ones had been taken. The wingman wanted to go back to hotel with his girl, so I took a Venezuelan spinner to go for 200 K an hour. In brighter light, she looked typical thick and sturdy farm girl, not the classy urban girl I prefer. Went back out to the street, she said she was hungry and wanted to eat. Got in the room, she again wanted food and beer. I wrapped myself in the towel, walked to my wingman to get her a beer. She came out later giggling.

Back to the room she took off her jeans but left the top on, wanted money first. I showed her the money and said despues but she did not budge. I offered her half first but she declined. By then her hardened attitude and her big butt, thick thighs were grating on me, so I gave her 10 K see for taxi and asked her to leave. She wanted to continue the deal but I had enough. She took the beer and walked out, mumbling.

I looked for the phone but found it had disappeared. When she was dressing to leave, there no room on her body to hide it. I handed her hand bag to her but did not see anything like a phone in it. She had plenty time and opportunities in the room without me so she could have stolen it easily. Lucky she did not take my wallet with lots of cash inside. El Capitan sensed Venezuelan are trickier than Colombian girls. This is the first time he had something stolen in many trips all over the world. Called Policias, 4 arrives on 2 motorbikes. They were serious, took down phone number and tried to locate the phone with Google apps. Had not pic or her phone number to track down, so El Capitan was fucked up his ass by a little Venezuelan in CTG.

Local guys said CTG girls would steal anything. Lock everything away when taking girls to your hotel rooms. Don't trust any of them.

[Mr Enternational]

I love to see this development. They are actually redoing the sidewalks along Centro. And redoing the road too,

Damn. They really are going all out for Joe Biden's visit. Or it is just for the holidays?

[Mr Enternational]

First time I've seen a chica where all the hair on her body was blonde but the hair on her head was brunette all natural

LOL. You are supposed to be lying to hoes, not letting them lie to you. That is not all natural. It is common in Brazil and my ex girlfriend did it to me once. You just rub lye all over your body and lay out in the sun. Then after a while you rinse it off and all your hair is blond. So you are just perming your body hair. It burns like shit.

[Nypher]

I love to see this development. They are actually redoing the sidewalks along Centro. And redoing the road too, so as a caution give yourself enough time to get to the airport due to we got stuck in traffic for 30 minutes because everything merged into a single lane where they were fixing the road.

[Nypher]

I remember reading a while ago there was a place you can sit where since girl just hangout. It might have been a restaurant on the beach, or a bar. I think the post said girls are there around 1 pm or 2 pm. Anybody know of this place and where it actually is?

Most likely Playa Hollywood Kiosko #4, they are there most days but the picking are slim on this trip. If a monger likes short fat girls with their pants pulled up under their tits or skinny girls with the body of a 9 year boy then it's an all they can eat buffet.

To be honest I'm fishing for new chicas on this trip because many of my chicas already raised enough money to go home for the holidays. I only have a few that are still here working but I just want something new.

Met a sexy one from Santa Marta. Blew my fucking mind. First time I've seen a chica where all the hair on her body was blonde but the hair on her head was brunette all natural and she does all three holes. Got me a new friend.

[Elvis 2008]

We looked at TVs and they will be 20% less tomorrow as well as everything else. Malls open tomorrow at 6 AM. They will be a fucking mad house. Stay out of them unless you are looking to buy.

Anybody know where to buy beds in Cartagena that are decent and not a huge ripoff?