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11-04-21 23:57 #11995
Posts: 59Originally Posted by GameTime [View Original Post]
Since no one is making reports ill make one. That night I rented a house I got bad heart burn so was walking and a girl walking out of space approached head me said I was muy guapo so I said lets go. My casa was there but I didn't know where LOL so we grabbed a taxi and the driver went in circles then finally got to it. It us a door next to a sushi place. He demanded 20 mil pesos and looked like he might want to fight when I demanded 1 p. I said ah fuck it I'm sitting here arguing over a few dollars like a retard when I got a cute chuca ready to go. Banged her. Was nothing g special but not bad either. 200 k pesos then kicked her out. She wanted to stay all night I said no bye.
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Today I walked to the infamous playa Hollywood I libe not far from it. I was going to ask for Tony but a guy named Jose got me and daid he would give me 2 chairs under umbrella right in front of the beach for 40 mil pesis. I said okay and bring me a pina colada for 30 mil pesos and a mucho sexy chica. He said should have to buy him a 10 mil peso beer for his help I said okay take 2 beers if you find me sexy chica.
This guy acted like he was calling someone. But later as I finished my pina colada he sat with nm drinking his beer and we pointed to a girl sitting by herself looking sexy asf nice bikini.
I said Jose go go go bring that one to me perfofor.
I was high asf on varios substances that I took as soon as I woke up for thus beach chair esapade. And had like 20 MG of Cialis in me. Hard asf looking at this chica. He brings her over and I'm hesitant at first but she speaks a little English and is sexy nice curves Not a complete stunner but very cute and long dark flowing hair and good curves, pretty face dancing non stop and singing which I like. She is Venezuelan. I like the vennies. My favorites.
However lots of Venezuelan turned vendors are harassing always as I tried to communicate. I snapped on one vendor and said. I said fir fucks sakes no means no now go away vamos! He circled us all angry looking while the girl with me talked to him. I gathered myself and told him sorry but nosotros gusta un solo. I think that means we want to be left alone haha my broken Spanish is terrible he still hung around. I said no no no no go go go tu vamos ahora! He begrudgingly gave up and walked away.
The vendors if you get a chair there. Holy crap. I am. Not polite anymore. The girl with me was very. Polite but I see them now if they force eye contact from me I just point to the distance and say tu vamos! No gusta! . If they do get a look I just glare at them because I effin hate them ruining the beach there. They are so effin rude. They see you trying to have private them and they just don't gaf will interrupt you.
A massage latey got all upset at me because I told her Vamos! Loudly she had a little knife cutting a mango telling me to buy it while giving me a bad look. I looked at her and said I do not owe you anything tu vanos ahora!
To my surprise she laughed and called me handsome then she gave me a hug and walked off. Wtf I thought.
Anyways I'm feeling a little wobnly the alcohol is magnifying these substances but fuck. It. I was looking good feeling good. Some pina colatas and beer and. I'm in a weird cross hybrid relaxed but also hyper state. In this state, I don't want randoms fucking with me. I just want to enjoy the gurl and the sound of waves coming in.
Anyways as the vendors started slowing down, I ordered 2 more pina coladas just because the water was nice and I felt really good so I told her lets swim now. She went into the water where we did lots of foreplay kissing. It feels like to me in my altered state like part if the beginning scene of that final fantasy 10 game on the PS2 where they are all on a beach kicking a ball. Anyways I'm feeling super euphoric. Like I'm in a dream.
In the water I grab her to me she starts kissing me and in pull her hand onto myself. She grabs it and won't let go. As the waves come and go. I told her lets go my home 200 k pesos 2 hours. She said okay she wants to stay with me.
We get to my house the security lets her in with not much hiccups surprisingly.
She wants latin music on my tv youtube I say no mi casa mi musica. We then work. Out a deal I choose then she chooses back and forth.
We broke out sone cervezas she is strip dancing to the music and then dancing and singing.
The cialis works really good because I was hard as a rock. I take her and start kissing her and slam her on the bed and say no condom biatchhhh you are mine now. She says no papi mas dinero por no condom mi mucho gusta tu. I say fuck it. Strap on a condom she starts deep throating I pull her off she assumes doggy position I say no you are going to fuck the way I want and flipped her over on her back and slid inside.
This seemed to really excite her. She started biting my face and kissing me very wildly and aggressively while I was looking over her and told me close to my right ear "I am your ****. Take me" in English.
I put my hand around her neck as to pin her down and told her to shut the fuck up. LOL this really turned her on it seemed. She started moaning while I was drilling her and after a few minutes started screaming and squirted everywhere. I had to replace the sheet.
But after this first time, we had a lot of fun together. She stayed like 4 hours not 2 and we fucked the entire time while dancing to music. The sex was amazing. 10 out of 10. She came a few more times. I went through 5 condoms in 4 hours. Cialis is amazing to overpower those substances and all the alcohol I consumed. There was like a 2 hour stretched where she was just on top of me while I was inside her just dancing on top of me while fucking me and occassionally licking my face like a wild animal as I told her to. It was amazing. To have passionate sex that long to good music. I still stayed hard after I came and would stay inside her then go more and more then rip it off for a new one periodically. She was very aggressively kissing me as well.
After a few hours I told her taxi because I had to meet some friends. She slowly got up started to change. She demanded me to walk her downstairs. But she was all touchy and kissing me in front if the reception in the lobby. I personally like to stay low key until at least in the elevator.
Anyways I had a great time. I never met the mythical Tony character. Another guy Jose who gave me a good deal for everything so I can't complain. Will definitely be going to Hollywood beach again. Hopefully the vendors will remember not to bother me ha. I know they are just trying to make a living but holy crap. Make sure you are in a patient mood if you decide to rent a chair here. Jose was good though and I ended up meeting the perfect style chica that I was in the mood today and only 200 k pesos. Plus 40 k pesos for the seat and then like 4 drinks I ordered in total.
4 hours of partying in my house and damn good sex. Not bad at all IMO. I spend more money than that in Olympica every time I go LOL.
Will be returning soon. Have to see my GF on Saturday.
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11-04-21 10:02 #11994
Posts: 45Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
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11-03-21 03:54 #11993
Posts: 59Where everyone on this board at
I just walked out of clocked tower pub bathroom upstairs and I think I saw a meetup of you guys haha. A group of gringos crowded up in a small circle when you first walk up stairs. All I heard as I was walked out and down the stairs was remember guys, first rule is never ask them how much. Never do that. 2nd rule. I trued to slow down to listen but a waitress walked up looking at me funny LOL.
Sounded like fight club. Shit was hilarious. High asf rn on multiple substances. A little drunk too. Just rented out a small casa in centro. Why. Because why tf not. My security being assholes not letting me bring over guests anymore. This one is guest friendly. Its literally just a door right around the from clocktower that opens with a key. No door people. Lets hope for no muggings tonight.
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11-02-21 00:40 #11992
Posts: 59Originally Posted by MongerHunger [View Original Post]
If I am by myself and not with my GF I usually spend right under 100 k pesos daily unless I have to go to Olypmica LOL.
Holy crap. Olympica LOL. The way some people act in there drives me crazy. Worse than China imo. Just rude cutting no space for anyone to walk. The other day I was pushing my empty buggy to go. In the entrance. Well an eldery man came from the opposite direction and I stopped to let him go first. The Olympica worker saw this and literally grabbed the front of the buggy and pulled it in against my will very rudely. I was left dumbfounded not sure if its worth getting into a fight with a local or not but if that gad happened in the US where I know the rules I would have lit into him.
The doorman at my building also demonstrates thus overly forceful rude behavior from time to time. I am always wondering if it is worth escalating or not.
My number one rule while travelling has always never been to got into a fight with a local just ignore or walk away. I adopted thus rule after getting my face smashed by 2 beer bottles and a few fists by some low level Taiwanese mafia in Taipei when I mouthed off to one one night having no idea who he was connected to. Sometimes it is very difficult to just stand there passively while someone disrespects you though or is rude.
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11-01-21 18:10 #11991
Posts: 942Originally Posted by HighOnTravel [View Original Post]
Gringos and other tourists pay inflated prices because they follow the template like sheep. Some just pay and do as they are told to do. Also if a chica quotes her price doesn't mean it should be paid. Everything is negotiable. Don't ask them how much first, always make your offer first. Its easier to negotiate from your proposed rate than down from her higher rate.
I prefer to try to enjoy it as a local though my local connections. Locals will help you save because they don't pay those rates.
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11-01-21 07:33 #11990
Posts: 59Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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11-01-21 05:39 #11989
Posts: 15908Price Comparison
Originally Posted by JoeRoc [View Original Post]Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy22 [View Original Post]
Not trying to blow my spot up, but I just wanted to do a little comparison between the prices in Cartagena and Pradomar Beach that I went to today in Barranquilla. In Barranquilla they had all the prices up on the wall for everyone to see. So there is no mistaking the price you are getting charged for what. Also there was no charge for the chairs or shade thing. I was there with one of my nurse chicks and 5 more of her family members.
On the bill you can see that we were charged 152,000 for 4 beef meals, 2 chicken meals, 1 big ass fish (that turned out to be some of the best fish that I have eaten in my life) that I had, and including the service charge which was 10,000 (take note guys that overtip). Each meal came with soup, salad, coconut rice, and plantain. The most expensive beer is corona at 8,000 and the cheapest is Aguila for 3,200. She had brought 2 3 liter sodas from home for us to drink though.
Compare that to a mf in Cartagena wanting 130,000 for a chair, umbrella, and 2 drinks. That shit is funny as fuck. I always talked shit about how bad the beach in Barranquilla is, about it being dirty and shit, but I have to admit that I had a good ass time today and enjoyed how warm the water was. An old dog can be taught new tricks.
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10-30-21 18:28 #11988
Posts: 1264My friend Vennie
I doubt that she will ever be interested in going to Delirium, judging by her comments, even if they would pay her $300 for an hour.
This chica is a very attractive, peroxide blond, with a hell of a nice figure. When she told me she is here with her three kids and showed me their photos, I could not believe it. They are all under ten and she says that her sister looks after them at their apartment in Bocagrande while she makes her evening rounds. Plus, she has another advantage as she has dual passports since her Father is Venezuelan. Her Colombiana mother lives in seeścuta and is in failing health. My friend had been living in Bogata working in some capacity for a motorcycle company. She obviously has found a more lucrative way to make a living. I am pretty sure she knocks off one or two a night at LDV before retiring to home base.
Originally Posted by TheTallMan [View Original Post]
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10-30-21 06:19 #11987
Posts: 1792Originally Posted by Nypher [View Original Post]
The Tall Man.
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10-30-21 00:52 #11986
Posts: 59Originally Posted by Nypher [View Original Post]
Delirium is just like any small bar in buckhead Atlanta or down piedmont near the strip clubs. A tonne of "ballas" showing off for everyone. It's literally just like Atlanta expect all the women are pros obviously. Funny enough I have met a few guys from Atlanta in there which is funny to me because I feel like I am back in the Atl when in there.
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10-29-21 21:23 #11985
Posts: 634Yo entiendo
Originally Posted by Tomasb [View Original Post]
The same way they ruined Sosua making the chicas hardened where its all about money, or they won't even talk to a monger unless he buys them a drink is the same that will happen starting with Delirium.
I've said it before, Delirium have the most girls, but it also have the most weekend millionaires which brings bullshit and nonsense.
Your Vennie friend also knows if she can tolerate the nonsense, she can go in there and get one of those mongers to pay her $300 for the night since back home they are accustomed to pay $300 for the hour so they see it as a big win for them.
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10-29-21 04:35 #11984
Posts: 1264Delirium
You mentioned Delirium at the end of this report. I walk by a lot at night but it seems pretty sleazy judging by the people hanging outside. Never had an urge to go check it out. So I asked my Vennie friend if she goes there and says no because in her words "it's black". She is about as white as one can be but still I was surprised about how vehement she seemed about this club.
Originally Posted by Nypher [View Original Post]
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10-29-21 02:03 #11983
Posts: 59Originally Posted by Nypher [View Original Post]
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10-29-21 01:49 #11982
Posts: 59Originally Posted by AmorPorFavor [View Original Post]
No it is not that place. Never heard of it. I upgraded rooms in the same building. Got a very nice place now. Annoying building management though. The new official rule here us visitors are okay before 6 pm and if after you need to let them know in a few days advance the friend's name and ID number. Will have the same Venezuelan girl from Isis over on early Saturday and just go at it a few times then go to the beach and have some drinks and repeat. From now own when I go out, will just book hotels in centro in advance.
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10-28-21 19:24 #11981
Posts: 1949Originally Posted by TheTallMan [View Original Post]