Cartagena Reports

[Mr Enternational]

The boys at the clocktower will be disappointed. I've been dealing with pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, Gypsies, yobs and rateros for 35 years plus and never have any problem getting them to leave me alone after one approach, if they even get that close. It's an art that I couldn't teach you.

Well what do you expect when you are asking chicks about THEIR dicks? You need to learn your possessive pronouns and verb conjugations before you go off trying to learn slang. Because the way your Spanish is, you have been "dealing" with transvestites along with the pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, etc.

[MiamiSammy]

I am surprised the admin did not delete your post for typing all caps. It is against the forum rules.

The only thing I have ever seen mentioned is to avoid the Christmas Holidays as the chicas are going to be with their family during this period, also probably true around Easter. In summer I think there may be extra college chicas from other Colombian cities who fly into Cartagena to make some money, I have met chicas from Medellin, Bucaramanga and Bogota who said they are saving money for their college tuition in the fall. These chicas stay in apartments sometimes with a friend to share the rent. I have seen them walking to apartments in Laguito. With so many Venezuelan chicas and the locals and the chicas that fly in for a week or so to make some money, I am thinking the only slow times are around the holidays.

Avoid any holidays. Latinas in general and Paisas in particular have incredibly strong family ties, and they tend to get together on holidays regardless of what they do for a living.

[Nyezhov]

The boys at the Clock Tower are going to have fun with you. Sin condon.

The boys at the clocktower will be disappointed. I've been dealing with pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, Gypsies, yobs and rateros for 35 years plus and never have any problem getting them to leave me alone after one approach, if they even get that close. It's an art that I couldn't teach you.

[Nyezhov]

My friend, you have very bad Spanish, but let me try to help you with this.

Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? - Oh nena, puedo echartela toda en tu garganta?

Give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Dame ese culo caliente.

Hey can I spoog on your face? - Puedo llenarte la cara de leche?

Chupa mi pinga? - Quieres chupar mi verga?

Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres?- La tengo como un burro, quieres verla?

I hope to be helpful.

Regards,

Onfireboy.

You think my Spanish is bad you should hear my Thai or Khmer.

But, I find that being as cute, cuddly and happy as myself as well as speaking the local language like a retarded baby triggers the maternal instinct in even the most hardened hooker.

Anyway, kidding aside, what is the local slang? Like for Mr. Happy? Verga? Machete? ?Or for BBBJ? Or chowder, drain baby's, cum, load, spunk? In Thailand it translates out as "water."

There has got to be local slang for anal, BBBJ, threesome.

I know in Germany I like chicks who are into naturseckt passiv LOL.

[Black Page]

I hope to be helpful.

Indeed you have been. That is quite a charming set of sentences to impress! Now he has enough sentences in his quiver to move forward and approach girls in clubs!

I may only suggest to wear a tie before pronouncing the magic Tengo una pinga como un burro, quieres verla? to improve your chances.
(This would be perfect for Borat of Sacha Baron Cohen).

[OnFireBoy]

So as I continue rebuilding my Spanish, anyone care to share the local slang I will need? Like how do I say, Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? Or give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Or hey can I spoog on your face?

Chupa mi pinga? Sin condom? Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres? That gets me by in Mexico or Az.

My friend, you have very bad Spanish, but let me try to help you with this.

Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? - Oh nena, puedo echartela toda en tu garganta?

Give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Dame ese culo caliente.

Hey can I spoog on your face? - Puedo llenarte la cara de leche?

Chupa mi pinga? - Quieres chupar mi verga?

Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres?- La tengo como un burro, quieres verla?

I hope to be helpful.

Regards,

Onfireboy.

[Mr Enternational]

The boys at the Clock Tower are going to have fun with you. Sin condon.

LOL. He is trying but he is going to get fucked by his grammar usage. Pun intended.

[Kafka]

So as I continue rebuilding my Spanish, anyone care to share the local slang I will need? Like how do I say, Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? Or give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Or hey can I spoog on your face?

Chupa mi pinga? Sin condom? Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres? That gets me by in Mexico or Az.

The boys at the Clock Tower are going to have fun with you. Sin condon.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Saw a few recent YouTube videos and Delirium appears to be the new go to spot. Looks like it has decent enough space inside. I also read some positive reviews from various sites. I'll make sure to check it out and report back.

[Nyezhov]

So as I continue rebuilding my Spanish, anyone care to share the local slang I will need? Like how do I say, Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? Or give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Or hey can I spoog on your face?

Chupa mi pinga? Sin condom? Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres? That gets me by in Mexico or Az.

[Luminous]

Is great for your skin, clears your mind. Especially if you have an hangover.

I hate a cold shower man

[Mojo Bandit]

HELLO GENTS,

A COUPLE OF BUDDIES AND MINE ARE THINKING ABOUT GOING TO CARTAGENA MAY OR June. CAN SOMEONE WHO IS FAMILIAR WITH CTG TELL ME IF THESE MONTHS HAVE LESS CHICAS THEN SAY April? I THOUGHT I READ THAT IT IS SLOWER IN CARTAGENA FOR CHICKS SOME MONTHS (NOT SURE WHICH) SO WE DO NOT WANT TO GO IF IT WILL BE SLOWER. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.

I am surprised the admin did not delete your post for typing all caps. It is against the forum rules.

The only thing I have ever seen mentioned is to avoid the Christmas Holidays as the chicas are going to be with their family during this period, also probably true around Easter. In summer I think there may be extra college chicas from other Colombian cities who fly into Cartagena to make some money, I have met chicas from Medellin, Bucaramanga and Bogota who said they are saving money for their college tuition in the fall. These chicas stay in apartments sometimes with a friend to share the rent. I have seen them walking to apartments in Laguito. With so many Venezuelan chicas and the locals and the chicas that fly in for a week or so to make some money, I am thinking the only slow times are around the holidays.

[GrownMan1]

If I lived in NYC with a large latina population, sure. But one could say that about regular women people fly to Thailand, Colombia or DR to meet. Why leave the states to meet regular in shape women right at home? A good number of us like the hobby because of quantity, ease and variety. Sometimes I'm feeling for a spinner, sometimes a thicker women. It is what it is.

Damn rite! Guys forget P4 P Is illegal and immoral in most of the US. I wish I could go in the area where 18 to 25-year-old women were looking for the equivalent of $50 for P4 P with men over 40.

[Zakmo]

Just thinking out loud for a few minutes ........ Wait for it....... Just look for all contact (email) addresses on webpage and send the website owner emails and hope he reply. Oh also from webpage go to twitter page https://twitter.com/MrSupremo4 and Facebook page and Instagram page post a question. Oh looks like its a Peru site. Oh...... all the intel you need is right in front of you!

Already did all of that. Intel I got is models from Colombia, Brazil and Venezuela. I'm asking what cities in Colombia if correct, hence me coming to this forum. No need to point out the obvious.

Yeah I don't get it either but different strokes for different folks. Less competition for the flacas that I like.

I like to spice it up and switch things up from time to time.

Hmm, no need to leave the STATES to find these type of chics I see on that website.

If I lived in NYC with a large latina population, sure. But one could say that about regular women people fly to Thailand, Colombia or DR to meet. Why leave the states to meet regular in shape women right at home? A good number of us like the hobby because of quantity, ease and variety. Sometimes I'm feeling for a spinner, sometimes a thicker women. It is what it is.

And even though these women are large they still have the hips, waist and ass, if they lost weight the shape remains. Over here, a lot of the women are big but with no shape.

A lot of the big asses in Colombia I found weren't natural.

Haven't made it to Brazil yet but I believe it is the best place for what you're looking for, except for African countries anyway.

Thanks. Good info. I've done African countries but its a bit far out for me right now. I understand there's a lot of unnatural bodies in Colombia and that's not my speed.

[Sammon]

HELLO GENTS,

A COUPLE OF BUDDIES AND MINE ARE THINKING ABOUT GOING TO CARTAGENA MAY OR June. CAN SOMEONE WHO IS FAMILIAR WITH CTG TELL ME IF THESE MONTHS HAVE LESS CHICAS THEN SAY April? I THOUGHT I READ THAT IT IS SLOWER IN CARTAGENA FOR CHICKS SOME MONTHS (NOT SURE WHICH) SO WE DO NOT WANT TO GO IF IT WILL BE SLOWER. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.

Do not post in all caps. It is like like shouting at somebody.