Cartagena Reports

[ScriptDawg]

The reports and information in this report have been very helpful. We went to Rio last year and had a blast. The thing is that when you go mongering as a couple, there are always little things that you wish you knew ahead of time. (e. G. Which Terma lets women come in as guests, what happens when your girl dances on the stage at Barbarella, or gets trapped in the girls restroom at Balcony?)

In Cartagena, will LDV be okay to bring my wife into as we, together, seek out girls? Is there a best Casa to go to as a couple looking for action? We spoke with Juan about an apartment, but opted to go with a place we found on AirBNB. A fantastic site and service if you don't yet know it (I'm not a shill). Our place is literally 1. 5 blocks from Elektra, which I hope reopens.

So, any and all tips for hitting Cartagena as a couple will be greatly appreciated. We leave Friday (in two days).

BTW, the wife is blonde, petite, and plays Alice in Wonderland for Disney Theme parks. So she will stand out a bit.

Also love the Hillbilly69 map on Google. What a great resource! Thanks!

[Artful]

Still closed as of Monday. It's now been closed for at least 5 days. I will be pounding on the door every morning at 3. 30 til they re-open. I will let the board know as soon as they do, unless someone else from the board has better information.

Until then, the best (and perhaps only) after-hours option is Morros 47 which has a very different vibe to Elektra.

I have been considering a return trip to CTG, but if Electra doesn't reopen I will plan elsewhere. The sheer volume of hot girls on the make is a pleasent sight to me.

LDV is nice, but the bargins are at Electra.

[John Gault]

FYI. Elektra has been shut for the last few days. Apparently the music was too loud or some other nonsense. I'm sure it will re-open soon though once appropriate palms have been appropriately greased.

Any more information on this appreciated.

A

I have been considering a return trip to CTG, but if Electra doesn't reopen I will plan elsewhere. The sheer volume of hot girls on the make is a pleasent sight to me.

LDV is nice, but the bargins are at Electra.

[Artful]

FYI. Elektra has been shut for the last few days. Apparently the music was too loud or some other nonsense. I'm sure it will re-open soon though once appropriate palms have been appropriately greased.

Any more information on this appreciated.

A

[Member #4244]

I met an awesome freebie chick there and we had a long relationship, she was a Paisa, so for that reason I can never regret my association with the city, I guess. That said, LDV is inflated in price and reputation and overall the sleazy feel of the place makes it easy to skip for anything other than maybe a quick getaway weekend with a lover or a buddy. The walled city is good for a night, volcano and islands good for a day or two, some good eats, that's about it. I have spent more time than I'd like there, actually.

As far as the chica scene, lots of TLN action for around 400K pesos. That seems to be pretty standard, you can get down to 300K maybe. That's twice what you'll pay in most major cities and five times what you can get in some medium sized towns. For service, I think Masajes Rocio (mostly linked with sailors who come into the ports, located in el bosque) delivers and so does Los Angeles. Playboy and other strip club style places are junk in my experience, a little cheaper but worse, then the TLN only places suck, too because you really don't get a good feel for the girl before committing a good chunk of change and, significantly, a big chunk of time.

Overall Cartagena is worth a look but I would not recommend it highly for mongering, if that was not already clear.

[MJG Dogs]

Yes, totally satire. It is so ridiculous that I am surprised I get questioned. Hell, I wouldn't trust Tony with a bag of dog crap to dispose of. Although, he does come up with a few hotties every now and then. But what else would one expect of their "fren".

Yes the " buy me beer" " give me 100000 pesos, I pay you back next week"," pina colada for the girl" gets tiring. I do like to

Grind him down to colombiano prices, dipshit tony went on you tube and told some guy interviewing him the real prices.

2500 Chair.

2000 Beer.

5000 Umbrella.

I have seen him charge 8000-10000 chair. 15000 umbrella. 4000 beer. 25000 pina colada. I sat back and watched after one of my wingman in 2009, did not listen to what I told him, and saw tony try to hit him with a 150000 tab, I finally stepped in and had to tell Tony, no, I think he got 60000, because my friend bought pina coladas for 2 girls, a big nono

[Otiers]

Otiers that has to be satire?

I would not let Tony guide me to the bano.

Yes, totally satire. It is so ridiculous that I am surprised I get questioned. Hell, I wouldn't trust Tony with a bag of dog crap to dispose of. Although, he does come up with a few hotties every now and then. But what else would one expect of their "fren".

[MJG Dogs]

You can always rent a car and hire Tony from Hollywood Beach to drive you around! He speaks good English. Not sure I trust him though.

Seriously, if you are staying in an apartment in LaQuito, there are taxis usually parked in the shade outside of Playa Mar. I frankly do not remember a taxi driver in Cartagena that speaks English.

I will ask my wife if she might know when I talk to her tonight. Are you looking for someone to drive you from bar to bar (casa to casa) at night or take you on day trips?

I will see if I can help.

Otiers that has to be satire?

I would not let Tony guide me to the bano.

[TheShadow2]

I was not serious about Tony; I am amazed when things go over somebody's head. That is why I added that I would not trust him. I think I ran into Fernando one time at the bottom of the stairs leading to the casino.

Didn't go over my head, just wanted to make it clear to the newbie who asked, just in case he thought your recipe for disaster was an option to consider.

It's all good, let's continue trying to help people have a good time in Cartagena.

[Otiers]

I'm thinking this was a joke, because I can't think of a stupider idea unless it was to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger. But this would be a close second.

You can call Fernando at 315-273-6501, him and his brothers all have taxis and speak fairly good english because they used to live in the US. They're usually around laguito most of the time.

I was not serious about Tony; I am amazed when things go over somebody's head. That is why I added that I would not trust him. I think I ran into Fernando one time at the bottom of the stairs leading to the casino.

[TheShadow2]

You can always rent a car and hire Tony from Hollywood Beach to drive you around! He speaks good English. Not sure I trust him though.

I'm thinking this was a joke, because I can't think of a stupider idea unless it was to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger. But this would be a close second.

You can call Fernando at 315-273-6501, him and his brothers all have taxis and speak fairly good english because they used to live in the US. They're usually around laguito most of the time.

[LocoGringo]

Mario. 310-355-5422.

Perfect English, tell him what you want.

[Otiers]

Hi!

Anyone know an English speaking taxi driver in Cartagena, who can be trusted.

Thanks.

BL

You can always rent a car and hire Tony from Hollywood Beach to drive you around! He speaks good English. Not sure I trust him though.

Seriously, if you are staying in an apartment in LaQuito, there are taxis usually parked in the shade outside of Playa Mar. I frankly do not remember a taxi driver in Cartagena that speaks English.

I will ask my wife if she might know when I talk to her tonight. Are you looking for someone to drive you from bar to bar (casa to casa) at night or take you on day trips?

I will see if I can help.

[ButtLover]

Hi!

Anyone know an English speaking taxi driver in Cartagena, who can be trusted.

Thanks.

BL

[Golfinho]

Sat. Saturday night I also went to Elecktra, a lot of nice looking women were in there. But there are also alot of unscrupulous looking people in there. I just think you have to be a little more on guard in there.

Spent last week in CTG and noted this as well in Elecktra. More than usual, and also in LDV. Maybe Aldo is spending too much time at roulette next door and not paying attention to what is coming into his clubs. Especially note the chicas from Barraquilla. Some hot, good-looking ones, but not a few hustlers and users. Bad trend and if it continues will be the end of CTG for me.