Cartagena Reports

[The Tall Man]

Pretty damned pricey but damn it looks like fun. Way too much fun for my sorry old ass to handle. Does anyone have any stories they'd like to share. I have seen places like this advertised in the DR but this looks way better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYjKb7pVuQ

Sexisland. Co.

I await your hoots of scorn and derision. Yes I know it can be had way cheaper.

Scam. Nothing more nor nothing less.

The Tall Man.

[Nyezhov]

Well what do you expect when you are asking chicks about THEIR dicks? You need to learn your possessive pronouns and verb conjugations before you go off trying to learn slang. Because the way your Spanish is, you have been "dealing" with transvestites along with the pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, etc.

Insulting as well as nonsensical.

[Norbert61]

Pretty damned pricey but damn it looks like fun. Way too much fun for my sorry old ass to handle. Does anyone have any stories they'd like to share. I have seen places like this advertised in the DR but this looks way better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYjKb7pVuQ

Sexisland. Co.

I await your hoots of scorn and derision. Yes I know it can be had way cheaper.

[Mr Enternational]

The boys at the clocktower will be disappointed. I've been dealing with pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, Gypsies, yobs and rateros for 35 years plus and never have any problem getting them to leave me alone after one approach, if they even get that close. It's an art that I couldn't teach you.

Well what do you expect when you are asking chicks about THEIR dicks? You need to learn your possessive pronouns and verb conjugations before you go off trying to learn slang. Because the way your Spanish is, you have been "dealing" with transvestites along with the pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, etc.

[MiamiSammy]

I am surprised the admin did not delete your post for typing all caps. It is against the forum rules.

The only thing I have ever seen mentioned is to avoid the Christmas Holidays as the chicas are going to be with their family during this period, also probably true around Easter. In summer I think there may be extra college chicas from other Colombian cities who fly into Cartagena to make some money, I have met chicas from Medellin, Bucaramanga and Bogota who said they are saving money for their college tuition in the fall. These chicas stay in apartments sometimes with a friend to share the rent. I have seen them walking to apartments in Laguito. With so many Venezuelan chicas and the locals and the chicas that fly in for a week or so to make some money, I am thinking the only slow times are around the holidays.

Avoid any holidays. Latinas in general and Paisas in particular have incredibly strong family ties, and they tend to get together on holidays regardless of what they do for a living.

[Nyezhov]

The boys at the Clock Tower are going to have fun with you. Sin condon.

The boys at the clocktower will be disappointed. I've been dealing with pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, Gypsies, yobs and rateros for 35 years plus and never have any problem getting them to leave me alone after one approach, if they even get that close. It's an art that I couldn't teach you.

[Nyezhov]

My friend, you have very bad Spanish, but let me try to help you with this.

Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? - Oh nena, puedo echartela toda en tu garganta?

Give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Dame ese culo caliente.

Hey can I spoog on your face? - Puedo llenarte la cara de leche?

Chupa mi pinga? - Quieres chupar mi verga?

Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres?- La tengo como un burro, quieres verla?

I hope to be helpful.

Regards,

Onfireboy.

You think my Spanish is bad you should hear my Thai or Khmer.

But, I find that being as cute, cuddly and happy as myself as well as speaking the local language like a retarded baby triggers the maternal instinct in even the most hardened hooker.

Anyway, kidding aside, what is the local slang? Like for Mr. Happy? Verga? Machete? ?Or for BBBJ? Or chowder, drain baby's, cum, load, spunk? In Thailand it translates out as "water."

There has got to be local slang for anal, BBBJ, threesome.

I know in Germany I like chicks who are into naturseckt passiv LOL.

[Black Page]

I hope to be helpful.

Indeed you have been. That is quite a charming set of sentences to impress! Now he has enough sentences in his quiver to move forward and approach girls in clubs!

I may only suggest to wear a tie before pronouncing the magic Tengo una pinga como un burro, quieres verla? to improve your chances.
(This would be perfect for Borat of Sacha Baron Cohen).

[OnFireBoy]

So as I continue rebuilding my Spanish, anyone care to share the local slang I will need? Like how do I say, Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? Or give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Or hey can I spoog on your face?

Chupa mi pinga? Sin condom? Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres? That gets me by in Mexico or Az.

My friend, you have very bad Spanish, but let me try to help you with this.

Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? - Oh nena, puedo echartela toda en tu garganta?

Give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Dame ese culo caliente.

Hey can I spoog on your face? - Puedo llenarte la cara de leche?

Chupa mi pinga? - Quieres chupar mi verga?

Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres?- La tengo como un burro, quieres verla?

I hope to be helpful.

Regards,

Onfireboy.

[Mr Enternational]

The boys at the Clock Tower are going to have fun with you. Sin condon.

LOL. He is trying but he is going to get fucked by his grammar usage. Pun intended.

[Kafka]

So as I continue rebuilding my Spanish, anyone care to share the local slang I will need? Like how do I say, Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? Or give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Or hey can I spoog on your face?

Chupa mi pinga? Sin condom? Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres? That gets me by in Mexico or Az.

The boys at the Clock Tower are going to have fun with you. Sin condon.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Saw a few recent YouTube videos and Delirium appears to be the new go to spot. Looks like it has decent enough space inside. I also read some positive reviews from various sites. I'll make sure to check it out and report back.

[Nyezhov]

So as I continue rebuilding my Spanish, anyone care to share the local slang I will need? Like how do I say, Oh baby can I blow a load of chowder in your throat? Or give me your hot ass and you got a deal? Or hey can I spoog on your face?

Chupa mi pinga? Sin condom? Tienes machete de burro, chica, quieres? That gets me by in Mexico or Az.

[Luminous]

Is great for your skin, clears your mind. Especially if you have an hangover.

I hate a cold shower man

[Mojo Bandit]

HELLO GENTS,

A COUPLE OF BUDDIES AND MINE ARE THINKING ABOUT GOING TO CARTAGENA MAY OR June. CAN SOMEONE WHO IS FAMILIAR WITH CTG TELL ME IF THESE MONTHS HAVE LESS CHICAS THEN SAY April? I THOUGHT I READ THAT IT IS SLOWER IN CARTAGENA FOR CHICKS SOME MONTHS (NOT SURE WHICH) SO WE DO NOT WANT TO GO IF IT WILL BE SLOWER. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.

I am surprised the admin did not delete your post for typing all caps. It is against the forum rules.

The only thing I have ever seen mentioned is to avoid the Christmas Holidays as the chicas are going to be with their family during this period, also probably true around Easter. In summer I think there may be extra college chicas from other Colombian cities who fly into Cartagena to make some money, I have met chicas from Medellin, Bucaramanga and Bogota who said they are saving money for their college tuition in the fall. These chicas stay in apartments sometimes with a friend to share the rent. I have seen them walking to apartments in Laguito. With so many Venezuelan chicas and the locals and the chicas that fly in for a week or so to make some money, I am thinking the only slow times are around the holidays.