Cartagena Reports

[Questner]

Don't help any prosecutor to an idea of charging you with facilitating p4 p.

[John Gault]

Yes John Gault you did hurt my feelings. You know how sensitive I am. I'll get over it. You can make up for it by being the first to buy my new pamphlet. I'm designing a pamphlet that will help members communicate with hookers that don't speak English. This pamphlet will illustrate most of the actions I mentioned in my earlier post on how to ask for oh lets say a BBBJ or a rimjob. Members will no longer need to act out their sexual desires they can just check the index of my new pamphlet for a desired sexual act then turn to the proper page and show it to the hooker. My problem is I'm not that good at drawing. I'm good at drawing stick men but I'm not sure how to draw stick woman. I'm sure I can figure this out. As my first customer you will get a discount. Actually it will be free. You will only pay shipping and handling. Send me $7.00 us cash, *no checks* and your pamphlet will be on its way.

Thanks!

Wow that is a real good idea. Instead of drawing the acts you are interested in, why not at home use a translater, and copy those words to a paper. Get real slick, and then get the paper laminated.

I would gladly buy one, but I have no problem getting my thoughts known to the providers. All joking aside it really is a good idea you have in showing a Chica on a pamphlet what acts you wish her to do for you.

[Hotrod10]

I'm heading back to CTG and I can't wait to enjoy the great sea food.

[Hotrod10]

Yes John Gault you did hurt my feelings. You know how sensitive I am. I'll get over it. You can make up for it by being the first to buy my new pamphlet. I'm designing a pamphlet that will help members communicate with hookers that don't speak English. This pamphlet will illustrate most of the actions I mentioned in my earlier post on how to ask for oh lets say a BBBJ or a rimjob. Members will no longer need to act out their sexual desires they can just check the index of my new pamphlet for a desired sexual act then turn to the proper page and show it to the hooker. My problem is I'm not that good at drawing. I'm good at drawing stick men but I'm not sure how to draw stick woman. I'm sure I can figure this out. As my first customer you will get a discount. Actually it will be free. You will only pay shipping and handling. Send me $7.00 us cash, *no checks* and your pamphlet will be on its way.

Thanks!

[Black Page]

OK Black page if all goes well I will be in CTG in about 10 days. As I mentioned before I travel solo and I don't like having a meal in a nice restaurant alone. It really sux. This will be my 3rd trip to CTG and I will check out Cuzco and Santisimo and if either one strikes my fantasy, I did meet a chica on my last trip that I will ask out for dinner. So how do I collect my beer?

: confused: Your beer? It's MY BEER. This is the second time, but I will repeat what I posted time ago:

"Actually what I proposed was the opposite way round LOL.
"Try Cuzco and Santisimo. You'll want to offer me a beer to thank me. "
But it's ok. I appreciate you appreciate my recommendations anyway. Let's toast with our own beers!"
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2371982

However, I am not that stingy. I can offer you a beer.

PS: if the lady is a meat lover, try Quebracho.

[Mojo Bandit]

She is quite cute so I got on her Facebook page but blocked her after one day as she has too many garbage postings cluttering up my Facebook page. My mistake even entertaining the idea.

Just FYI -You can "unfollow" anyone on Facebook and not see their posts. I don't "follow" any chicas.

[Mojo Bandit]

I have lost one phone in Colombia. This was stolen from my room when I fell asleep. I learned a lesson from that. A old time monger once noticed that I was doing a lot of TLN, and he told me I was paying the girls to sleep. I thought his remarks were funny at the time, but I think there was a lot of truth in his sage remarks.

Now you can pick up a cheap phone at a flea market or even on E- Bay. I am told you can download a translater for Spanish, and you do not need to be connected to the internet for it to work. I was told this to be true, but I am sure others on this board can chime in with the truth of the matter.

I guess I hurt your feelings a little bit, and I'm sorry for that, but I felt it was needed to get my point across.

You can do all of the above. If you have Google Translator on your phone you can download language packs that work offline. Not sure all the voice and conversation modes work offline though. Which means if you're trying to communicate with a chica you may have to let her type into it or just ask yes and no questions.

[John Gault]

Mr JohnGault glad you liked my report. I just wonder how many phones you have lost by pulling your phone out when negotiating with a chica. For those of us that don't like to carry a cell phone when on the hunt, I guess we could carry a laptop for translation. Then again maybe not. Negotiating with a chica in a club never seems to be a problem with the language barrier they seem to know enough English to understand the basics. When talking to someone on the street, many times your not in the best of areas. Well I think most people will get my point.

I have lost one phone in Colombia. This was stolen from my room when I fell asleep. I learned a lesson from that. A old time monger once noticed that I was doing a lot of TLN, and he told me I was paying the girls to sleep. I thought his remarks were funny at the time, but I think there was a lot of truth in his sage remarks.

Now you can pick up a cheap phone at a flea market or even on E- Bay. I am told you can download a translater for Spanish, and you do not need to be connected to the internet for it to work. I was told this to be true, but I am sure others on this board can chime in with the truth of the matter.

I guess I hurt your feelings a little bit, and I'm sorry for that, but I felt it was needed to get my point across.

[Tomasb]

She is quite cute so I got on her Facebook page but blocked her after one day as she has too many garbage postings cluttering up my Facebook page. My mistake even entertaining the idea.

I sessioned this chica in Cartageana and asked her if I could share her profile online. Didn't mention the site, just said on a website. She is petit flaca. Small but noticeable ass, genuine tits that surprised me in size for such a small chica, might be handy if you want to set up a session before you arrive; she starts at 200 k, she does BBBJ, I had fun watching her watch herself in the mirror while on top, she put on a gyrating show for herself. She lives in Cartagena, frequents Clocktower and the clubs. If you send her a friend request she sees you are a gringo. She will probable accept. PM me and I'll give you her whatsapp. Or better yet. Friend her on Facebook and ask her for it yourself -.

https://www.facebook.com/johanny.medina.3954

[John Gault]

{ I had about 300 k pesos left. Hate giving money to those exchange ripoff }.

I agree 100 % about not giving those blood suckers any business. Now for me I always bring as many pesos as I can back home. Two reasons for that. First I love the exchange rate, and feel it is a great investment to grab as many pesos as I can at a rate near 3500 per dollar. The second reason is when I return to Colombia I can grab a taxi as soon as I clear customs. No looking for an ATM at the airport. Many times I had to wait while other people were in front of me at the machine. Now of course if you do not plan to return to Colombia than there is no sense in holding on to the pesos.

[Hotrod10]

OK Black page if all goes well I will be in CTG in about 10 days. As I mentioned before I travel solo and I don't like having a meal in a nice restaurant alone. It really sux. This will be my 3rd trip to CTG and I will check out Cuzco and Santisimo and if either one strikes my fantasy, I did meet a chica on my last trip that I will ask out for dinner. So how do I collect my beer?

[Black Page]

I sessioned this chica in Cartageana and asked her if I could share her profile online.

SHIT I know those bongos! What were you doing in MY apartment??

[Mojo Bandit]

DMy last night in Cartagena was last night. I had already done a pretty good session with my Cartagena "novia" - I refer to the chica as novia because she is a chica that I call to go to lunch / dinner and then do sessions with. She is extremely cute and her body is small but remarkably proportioned with authentic tits etc. She also does whatever I ask the way I like it done. Because I was good to her. I took her to dinner and on one of those carriage rides through Cartagena, She like it. So the night before I stayed up late with the novia and was beat tired from walking around the old city all day and from having my last session with her in the evening into the night. I had gone to the clock tower about 11 pm to see what kind of action there was. I had about 300 k pesos left. Hate giving money to those exchange ripoff places so I walked Plaza de LOS Coches for a bit and told myself I would not settle for anything less than a stunner. Did not see one. I wandered up to Dolce Vita and Space, thought about going into Space as I have not seen it yet but could not bring myself to go in. And there were some roundy childish like acting locals hanging out in front that I was too tired to tolerate. Part of me just wanted to go back to the apartment and make sure I was packed, I did not have an early flight the next day but was exhausted but it was my last night and I wanted one more piece of Cartagena before coming back home to the dull and ordinary. Once There was nothing in Plaza de LOS Coches that really motivated me so I decided to find the next best thing, talked to two chicas and neither would agree to BBBJ and I got discouraged and gave into my fatigue and left in a taxi. Not long after I get back to the apartment I see a whatsapp message from an unknown number. Turns out to be the SW I had talked with. Since she had told me that she was staying across the street in Atlantis building I asked her about anal and BBBJ for 150 k and she says yes I ask her to come over in five minutes. She says "to be honest I do not live in Atlantis I live in Manga. A neighborhood just southeast of Getsemani. She says 15 minutes. Only at that time of night is Manga 15 minutes from Laguito. So she showed up. She is less attractive than I remember. I said 7 before. I'm dropping that to 5. 5 but she has a decent body. Gives a really good effort to the BBBJ but when she sees the girth of my penis she chickens out on anal. Most girls do. Only two girls have ever not chickened out and I was in long term relationships with them so they did it out of love. But only once each. She dropped the price to 100 k to get out of doing anal. So there it is she is a local girl but not a Laguita girl she could be a 7 if she would pluck her manly looking eyebrows. Sex and good BBBJ- 100 k. Her name is Luisa.

[RockPaper7777]

MongerHunter thanks for reminding me of a term I haven't heard in a ling time *fuckie suckie * In my travels through Asia that was a term I heard often. I haven't heard it much in South America but I'm sure your right its a universal term. Today I have learned something. I'm not trying to be a smart ass but how do you ask for a BBBJ? Or better yet how do you say you want deep kissing or a rim job. Please help me with this. Now don't forget, like many members I don't feel comfortable pulling out my 700 dollar cell phone for a translation. HELP.

Just say to the girl "mamata natural" to be pronounced like "mahmata naturalle. " Or you could say "mamata sin condoma. " All the chicas will understand. Great luck to you.

[Hotrod10]

MongerHunter thanks for reminding me of a term I haven't heard in a ling time *fuckie suckie * In my travels through Asia that was a term I heard often. I haven't heard it much in South America but I'm sure your right its a universal term. Today I have learned something. I'm not trying to be a smart ass but how do you ask for a BBBJ? Or better yet how do you say you want deep kissing or a rim job. Please help me with this. Now don't forget, like many members I don't feel comfortable pulling out my 700 dollar cell phone for a translation. HELP.