Cartagena Reports

[HighOnTravel]

I think you left by the time I got here. I would have loved to see you in action from a distance jajaja.

As for the chicas setting me up, I'm pretty much safe. I have my usual chicas I can always call but sometimes I just want something new and shiny. My friend was with me as well with his chica so we watch each other backs.

There are allot of families here. I was walking around centro at night and the line for Crapes and Waffles was longer than the line to get into Alchemico. Like fast food really?

The lit up the tree and all the lights look good around the clock tower. I can see why they want the working girls out of there.

I say let them enjoy their fake moment, they are living the "fake it till you make it" lifestyle LOL.

Yeah Crepes and waffles is very popular there. The women act like they are going to eat lobster or some shit there haha. That was my go to dinner spot at one point. I would get high asf then stroll over to the one in Boca Grande for a vanilla milkshake whatever random thing on the menu looked appealing and just people watch pretty much every other night for a few weeks. Finally got tired of it though. Their milkshakes are good though.

Colombia's president just said that beginning on December 14th that expats will need to be fully vaccinated to enter. Wtf. I only have seven days or so to try to get back there. Ffs.

[Kafka]

Thanks for posting a recommended Restaurant. Always looking for a good place to eat.

I'll try and post a few more as I come across them. But this one is a trip. It feels like the South End of Boston 30 years ago.

[Toubz]

Where the hell are you going to get these girls? You are about 4 miles away from Centro and at the opposite end from where most of them live.

It does not matter if you are not a hotel resident, rules are rules and management can change them at any time do to most hotels want families there and not a gringo bringing in girls dressed obviously for street work. All my girls who come to see me know to dress normal and not a street worker in reveling clothing, so basically decent pants and shirt and non high heel shoes. You need to ask your ABB host if visitors allowed, what are the restrictions with visitors, do you have to pay per wristband etc?

Thanks for your answers. Yes I know I am not in the center, but I need to be close to where I do kitesurf otherwise it's fucking hell. Last time I went there it was not a problem for either meeting 'regular girls' with Tinder or 'working girls' (either directly with Tinder and ask them to come to my place, or I just asked their number when I met them in the center to contact them later to ask them to come). It's just a 10 minutes drive.

I asked the three Airbnb I was looking for to stay:

- first answer: 'Se pueden invitar amigos, pero se debe reportar para autorizarlos en la porteria'. I guess the Airbnb is OK and I just have to notice the front door guy?

- second answer: 'Bringing friends is ok, is mostly to protect our guest- there has been incidents in the coast of Colombia that foreigners invite not so good local people to the places where they are staying and it doesn't end up well. You are fine bringing friends. '

- third answer: 'no problem with bringing guest but not parties allowed'.

I am asking because as I understand it there are two layers of 'restrictions', what the airbnb guy says, and possibly what the building policy is (in this case the building is the Radisson hotel).

Thanks for your help!

[Quim77]

Can anyone confirm this "Colombia will begin to require COVID-19 vaccinations for travel to Colombia starting on December 14 for those 18-years old or older."

[The Critic]

Okay now I'm going to do you guys a favor
this is simply one of the best Italian restaurants I've ever had the pleasure of eating in. Anywhere. They also speak English..... It's just at the edge of Laguito.

Dolce e Salato.

+57 300 3955311.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ad7xEvVJmt2Km4zr6

Thanks for posting a recommended Restaurant. Always looking for a good place to eat.

[Nypher]

Hello everybody,

I plan to come in Cartagena in Feb. / March for 1 month (for practicing kitesurf in la Boquilla meanwhile getting girls).

I plan to stay at one Airbnb located in the Radisson Hotel in la boquilla (I will not be a client of the hotel, but will rent a Airbnb apartment located on the last floor of the hotel).

I was wondering what is the current situation of the policy of hotels concerning bringing girls at one place since it seems to change quite fast depending on the various political decisions knowing that:

- my hotel will be located in la boquilla and not the centro, maybe it is less strict there?

- I will not really be a customer of the hotel, but still will have to enter through the hotel lobby.

- I don't feel really comfortable asking directly the Airbnb person renting the apartment.

Any information appreciated thanks!

Where the hell are you going to get these girls? You are about 4 miles away from Centro and at the opposite end from where most of them live.

It does not matter if you are not a hotel resident, rules are rules and management can change them at any time do to most hotels want families there and not a gringo bringing in girls dressed obviously for street work. All my girls who come to see me know to dress normal and not a street worker in reveling clothing, so basically decent pants and shirt and non high heel shoes. You need to ask your ABB host if visitors allowed, what are the restrictions with visitors, do you have to pay per wristband etc?

[Nypher]

I honestly have no clue why you guys are still messing with the pros there. Seems like trouble just waiting to happen. A police shakedown or a drugging. Don't let them take pictures of your place as well man. All they are doing is sending all that to their pimps to size you up to see if you are worth robbing / targeting or not. Thought you knew better. Your friend from dolce even confirmed to you that that chick was aiming for a potential police shakedown from you. Probably because she didn't find a good opportunity to drug you. I bet these girls are flocking in legions there from Medellin and all over and getting cuts from police for shakedown opportunities.

I will be returning, but it will not be for the pros there. Locals resent the hell out of us gringos doing that as well lately especially here towards Christmas. Cartagena has a lot to offer imo. So I can't say I really even blame them. I had so many moments of cringe trying to get obvious looking working girls into my nice Airbnb in front of large groups of local travellers dirty eyeing me up and down Is what it is.

I just saw another retarded youtube video of a gringo walking around with his rent a working girl in Bocagrande like it's some kind of big accomplishment or something. Why do these pathetic youtubers feel the need to show off so much like that?.

I think you left by the time I got here. I would have loved to see you in action from a distance jajaja.

As for the chicas setting me up, I'm pretty much safe. I have my usual chicas I can always call but sometimes I just want something new and shiny. My friend was with me as well with his chica so we watch each other backs.

There are allot of families here. I was walking around centro at night and the line for Crapes and Waffles was longer than the line to get into Alchemico. Like fast food really?

The lit up the tree and all the lights look good around the clock tower. I can see why they want the working girls out of there.

I say let them enjoy their fake moment, they are living the "fake it till you make it" lifestyle LOL.

[HighOnTravel]

Hello everybody,

I plan to come in Cartagena in Feb. / March for 1 month (for practicing kitesurf in la Boquilla meanwhile getting girls).

I plan to stay at one Airbnb located in the Radisson Hotel in la boquilla (I will not be a client of the hotel, but will rent a Airbnb apartment located on the last floor of the hotel).

I was wondering what is the current situation of the policy of hotels concerning bringing girls at one place since it seems to change quite fast depending on the various political decisions knowing that:

- my hotel will be located in la boquilla and not the centro, maybe it is less strict there?

- I will not really be a customer of the hotel, but still will have to enter through the hotel lobby.

- I don't feel really comfortable asking directly the Airbnb person renting the apartment.

Any information appreciated thanks!

It's almost always in the Airbnb house rules section if they allow guests or not. Also if not sure always ask They are trying to just make money and won't be offended.

The strictness with guests thing is a double edge sword. It greatly protects you when they photo copy their IDs so the girl would have repercussions if she drugged or stole from you but can also make things complicated with constant changing rules. I personally think it's worth the safety though of always having a security / front door person.

[HighOnTravel]

Saturday night I was not in the mood for anyone nonsense.

I was walking around looking for food and found my new annoyance! This damn guy was constant zipping around the narrow streets of the pussy triangle on a pair of scooters like he's doing down hill skiing. On top of that sometimes he also sometimes had 2 other scooters over his shoulder. Almost hit me twice. Decided to get something new and found this cute little thing from Medellin. We get to talking and she seems funny were both laughing. We get to negotiating and she wants 1 million. I start laughing and tell her I'll give her 200 K for a quick and if she's good I'll give her 500 K for the night. She insists on 1 million. Fine, I'm not interested and I start walking away, to which she stops me and say OK 600 is fine. Great, we get back to the apartment and we start drinking and talking some more, she runs out to the pool and start taking her selfies posting stories, etc, I really don't care she's looking cute. Time for sex, she goes and showers and comes out in the towel, I go to shower and come out in a towel as well as a joke to her doing it jajaj. She turns of the lights so I can't see anything, I turn the lights back on and tell her I like to see everything during the activity. A bit of back and forth of the lights being on and she gives in. She takes of her towel and I take of mine then she puts a face like she just found out Santa Claus isn't real, then I noticed where's she's looking. OK, I ask her what's wrong she says its big I tell her no its normal size, but she slaps a condom on it and starts to suck, I'm already turned off by this so after a minute I say lets go. I get on top she starts yelling "duele" OK, I flip her over, she still yelling "duele"..

I honestly have no clue why you guys are still messing with the pros there. Seems like trouble just waiting to happen. A police shakedown or a drugging. Don't let them take pictures of your place as well man. All they are doing is sending all that to their pimps to size you up to see if you are worth robbing / targeting or not. Thought you knew better. Your friend from dolce even confirmed to you that that chick was aiming for a potential police shakedown from you. Probably because she didn't find a good opportunity to drug you. I bet these girls are flocking in legions there from Medellin and all over and getting cuts from police for shakedown opportunities.

I will be returning, but it will not be for the pros there. Locals resent the hell out of us gringos doing that as well lately especially here towards Christmas. Cartagena has a lot to offer imo. So I can't say I really even blame them. I had so many moments of cringe trying to get obvious looking working girls into my nice Airbnb in front of large groups of local travellers dirty eyeing me up and down Is what it is.

I just saw another retarded youtube video of a gringo walking around with his rent a working girl in Bocagrande like it's some kind of big accomplishment or something. Why do these pathetic youtubers feel the need to show off so much like that?

These youtubers have single handedly destroyed the scene that you guys loved so much there. Will probably be back to normal eventually or maybe not? The covid vaccine mandates to enter certain buildings tells me that a world wide shift is taking place right now.

If I had my choice I would go retire somewhere in Asia maybe a in krabi Thailand but covid is changing that too. I will be on my guard next time in Cartagena though. A lot of those vendors are big trouble waiting to happen and I'm sure a lot of them are scheming ways to get police shakedowns as well with false complaints / lies.

[Kafka]

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[Captain Solo]

I was waiting for the Hop On bus in front of the McDonalds on San Martin Sunday morning. An old cabbie approached me, kept asking what I wanted, finally asked if I wanted chicas. I said I did not want any but he kept hanging around talking, said he could bring chicas to my hotel for 400 K.

I have seen a few SW on Cr 1 and on San Martin who approached me asking indirectly. They were nowhere near the attractiveness levels I wanted, including a few very dark and loud trannies, so I said I was touring Cartagena all day, not in hotel, not interested, but would like to see what available in local casas. He was hesitant and looked worried, said something to the effect of "mucho problemos con policias."

Our conversation was sketchy as my Translate app was not working, but his fear was showing. Sunday afternoon, El Presidente was flying in to visit Cartagena. Soldiers armed with automatic weapons were posted about 100 feet apart on both sides of the road all along from the airport into downtown. Colombia seems very serious about crimes and security.

The bros may want to try the cabbies if they want chicas delivered. Ask them to shows pics first. I regret missing out the heydays of the Clock Tower crawling with pretty pincessas Espagnole.

[Toubz]

Hello everybody,

I plan to come in Cartagena in Feb. / March for 1 month (for practicing kitesurf in la Boquilla meanwhile getting girls).

I plan to stay at one Airbnb located in the Radisson Hotel in la boquilla (I will not be a client of the hotel, but will rent a Airbnb apartment located on the last floor of the hotel).

I was wondering what is the current situation of the policy of hotels concerning bringing girls at one place since it seems to change quite fast depending on the various political decisions knowing that:

- my hotel will be located in la boquilla and not the centro, maybe it is less strict there?

- I will not really be a customer of the hotel, but still will have to enter through the hotel lobby.

- I don't feel really comfortable asking directly the Airbnb person renting the apartment.

Any information appreciated thanks!

[Nypher]

Saturday night I was not in the mood for anyone nonsense.

I was walking around looking for food and found my new annoyance! This damn guy was constant zipping around the narrow streets of the pussy triangle on a pair of scooters like he's doing down hill skiing. On top of that sometimes he also sometimes had 2 other scooters over his shoulder. Almost hit me twice. Decided to get something new and found this cute little thing from Medellin. We get to talking and she seems funny were both laughing. We get to negotiating and she wants 1 million. I start laughing and tell her I'll give her 200 K for a quick and if she's good I'll give her 500 K for the night. She insists on 1 million. Fine, I'm not interested and I start walking away, to which she stops me and say OK 600 is fine. Great, we get back to the apartment and we start drinking and talking some more, she runs out to the pool and start taking her selfies posting stories, etc, I really don't care she's looking cute. Time for sex, she goes and showers and comes out in the towel, I go to shower and come out in a towel as well as a joke to her doing it jajaj. She turns of the lights so I can't see anything, I turn the lights back on and tell her I like to see everything during the activity. A bit of back and forth of the lights being on and she gives in. She takes of her towel and I take of mine then she puts a face like she just found out Santa Claus isn't real, then I noticed where's she's looking. OK, I ask her what's wrong she says its big I tell her no its normal size, but she slaps a condom on it and starts to suck, I'm already turned off by this so after a minute I say lets go. I get on top she starts yelling "duele" OK, I flip her over, she still yelling "duele". OK I tell her to get on top so she can take control and she's doing well for 5 minutes then I feel water drop on me, thinking its sweat I let her do her thing, then I hear her nose sniffle and I take my focus off her tits to look at her face and this chica is in tears. I tell her "stop, I can't do this" she's not enjoying it and I'm not one to have a chica crying during sex, that's just not me. So she hops off and I tell her "get dressed I'll give you half of the agreed amount and you can go" she's still crying using the translator so it takes her a few times for the translator to pick up correctly. She says "she's been with me for 2 hours and I should give her 400 K of the 600 K amount" I tell her "we were only having sex for about 7 minutes, all the other time you were playing by the pool drinking and talking, giving you half the agreed amount when no leche is more than fair" She responds back "give me 400 K or I'm calling the police." Now in all the years in CTG I've never had a chica threaten to call the cops on me. SMH. OK so I tell her toss me my pants, I had just changed $500 so I pull out a fist full of pesos and count out her 400 K and give it to her and go back to sit on the bed trying to figure out what chica can I call at 1 am who will still be available and within proximity. She saw the fist full of pesos, now her attitude changes, she goes from standing by he bedroom door ready to leave to sitting on the bed next to me rubbing me saying "if I can finish in 30 minutes she will stay the night for the remaining 200 K" so I tell her "that would be ideal but your crying and threatened to call the cops on me, the mood is ruined and I already have my Amiga on the way." She sees the picture of my Amiga and says she understands is because she's darker, the darker Colombians can handle it the lighter ones not so much. I call bullshit and tell her my main "Dolce chica is as light as can be and she has never complained". All that took place over the course of 5 minutes when I catch myself to why the fuck am I still talking to this girl who just threatened to call the cops on me, she should have been gone as soon as she said Policia. So I tell her time to go and she still crying saying "sorry she didn't mean to say she would call the cops" So I tell her "what's done is done, you said it, and made 400 K out of it" then I put her out.

5 Minutes later my amiga shows up, happy to see me, she tells me while laughing when she knocked the first time some girl told her to be careful with that gringo because he might hurt her. So I describe the girl I put out and she confirms it was her and we both just start laughing. She ask me what happened I told her the story and she says "Yes, a lot of girls are here in CTG from Medellin trying to earn extra money for the holiday and being dishonest about doing so. She then warns me to only stick with the girls who live in CTG and not just visiting from elsewhere as they are drugging gringos, stealing their money and using police as a way to get money from gringos." AH! Looks like I just learned a lesson. So my amiga tells me its 2 am, she was in the Dulce and didn't have any clients so just give her 50 K for the taxi and what ever else I want in the morning, I know her taxi was only 20 K max to get to Centro but I get it. She gave me 2 pops, woke me up this morning (Sunday) with the usual "me voy". I just pulled out 500 K put a $100 in the middle, folded it up, gave it to her and told her "Feliz navidad" with the intention of not seeing her for the rest of the trip. As usual on our first encounter she counted out the money in front of me, every encounter after that first over 3 years she have never once counted the money I give her, she just tosses it in her bag. Around 2 pm she calls me frantic. She can't find her vaccine paper and wants to know if she left it by me because she really can't go anywhere without it. Surely enough its on the nightstand, why? I have no idea.

I go take a walk, and as soon as I'm getting close to the KFC I see a girl dressed up as a Cowgirl standing outside and I'm thinking when the hell did they change the Colonel to a cow girl? Then as I got closer I realize its a Texas sign hanging and I'm confused as that sign was not there the night before or was it always there and I never noticed? Meh! Keeping it moving to check out what's new with the decorations right outside the walls as things are looking good. Headed over to Getsemeni and notice a huge puddle of water the cars are driving through and didn't remember it raining earlier, ah well back to the apartment after food. I'm staying in tonight (Sunday), My amiga texts me says she will come over and pick it up later so she can work in Dulce. She came over around 3 hours ago and as soon as she came in she said "yo quiero sexo", so I say "gratis, para me" she laughs and say "Si" she didn't even ask about the damn vaccine paper until after we finished, then we started drinking, I asked her if it rained earlier and she said no, so I asked "what's up with that huge ass puddle in front of the clock tower going to Getsementi". She says "its high tide and lots of rain lately, when the sea water rises it comes up through the drains into the streets." Ah, makes sense. Its now a little after 11 pm and she out there in the pool playing around dancing, she's not going to make it to Dolce, I'm also feeling a little sore like several parts of the skin on my shaft was rubbed off during sex but I know she's going to want another round before bed and when we wake up.

[HighOnTravel]

Total shit show last night.

Went out and tried to find something. Nothing was looking good, ran into 5 chicas I've been with previously but I just wanted something new. Ended up in space and its was weird after weird after weird. First I was just chilling as there were 4 girls in there that I've done business with and just wanted to be by myself when another chica I knew walked in with a red dress. Now I know this girl over charges and watches the clock. , so I gave her the head nod so she keep it moving. Then these AARP members come in ordered a Corona each and this one guy looked like hes on some of those old people meds tries to talk to her via translator app. This is where it took all my power to hold in the laughter. She showed him her price on her phone and he did that old people squint and kept moving the phone forward and back from his face like he needs those old people reading glasses. Once he finally saw the numbers he put a face like he had a heart attack. They were at this for like 30 minutes and every time she shows him her phone with the price he does the same song and dance while I'm there busting out with laughter. Finally looks like they settles on a price, and AARP Hawaiian shirt guy disappears with her leaving they other beer belly AARP guys there just standing around. Enough of this shit, I'm leaving, tried to get into Dolce they tell me no, their closed so I say fuck it let me go into Delirium to get a chica I know exclusively works there. I walk around and its a gauntlet of touts pushing magnum condoms in my face saying "magnum! No babies!" repeatedly like the annoyance of a mosquito in your ear you just can't swat. Finally I made it in and its a shit show. All the 1 up fake ballers are in there and its packed, can't even move through he crowd. I see my shorty but she can't see me so I wait, she comes my way and I ask her if she's busy working and she said no give her 5 minutes, then she disappeared into the crowd never to be seen again. Then I notice what looks to be a 6 month pregnant woman walking around in there with all that hookah smoke SMH. I see my amiga friend and ask her where did her amiga go but she's pissed I'm more interested in her friend than her..

LOL I bet I saw you around a few times. Especially if you frequent space. I got some business going down here in Panama but I miss the OTC drugs there in Cartagena like crazy. Might fly back to see my semi ex GF there and pop some hydros and Lyrica. Am turning into a freak in coke head here.

Cartagena is a strange place. Easy to love it and hate it at the same time. I might pop in Medellin first though. Check that out. These Panama women are crazy strict on first dates. Like its formal asf here. The dating culture. They all want to play this make you wait game shit. Then you got the pros from Colombia of course who overcharge. If we could just get rid of the touts Cartagena would be okay. I seriously want to fuck some of them up. Never despised a select few group of people like them besides Mexican police maybe.

[Kafka]

First rule of mongering always pay.

Friday night wingman and I went to the Cevicheria with highest reviews in the Walled City. He had a salad and a ceviche, drank water. I had a ceviche, drank a beer, tried a portion of his salad and found a broken glass sliver in it. The next day he claimed to have to worst gas problem in his life but I had no problem with my very sensitive stomach. I suspect it was more likely he picked up pathogens from the Tinder girl he bagged a TLN the night before.

Saturday wingman was down, stayed in the hotel. I went on the hop-on bus all day, toured the Walled City, Clock Tower, Castilo de San Felipe, allegedly the largest Spanish fort in South America, climbing 700 feet to the top. Came back 8 PM, wingman was still feeling gas, decided to go to Cilantro Cevicheria on Cr San Martin nearby. Wingman dropped an earth-shaking bomb inside the restaurant so he was still in bad shape, said he was doing that all day. Cilantro had a special 2-4-1 margarita and daiquiri. I had 2 large and strong margaritas and was feeling good after a long day walking and climbing in high heat...