Cartagena Reports

[Xpartan]

Very limited options in Centro.

El Laguito is only a 5 minute cab ride for $3.

Plenty of condos to hang out with your guests and not have a hassle bringing them in, as long as they have ID.

Juan has many buildings and is the boards go to guy for accommodations.

I believe Juan does have at least one condo in Centro. Not 100% sure, but I would check with him. I personally understand why some folks don't want El Laquito or Bocagrande. If you don't need a beach (which is nothing to write home about), there is a big difference between walking to the Clock Tower and taking a cab, even if it's just a 10-minute ride. I would definitely stay in El Laquito again, though, because I'm a little nuts about an ocean view. Helps me feel that I really am on vacation, but different strokes.

[BKKguru]

<snip> I read a review on Tripadvisor of the Sofitel and they said prostitution was evident at the hotel so not too sure what to think!

Assuming you are referring to Hotel Sofitel Legend Santa Clara:

(1) This Hotel will only allow "registered" guests. This means the guest's name has to be provided at time of check-in.
A guest from the UK complained about this issue. I have pasted the response below from Hotel management (from a review on TripAdvisor).

(2) Rooms in this Hotel go for more than US $ 300 per night. I would stay somewhere else.

~BKKguru

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We would like to inform you that we have very specific rules regarding accompany guests, this one has to be registered at the reservation or at the check-in time; otherwise the person will be denied access, due to one of our outmost priorities to preserve the privacy and security of all our guests. Please do not feel it was a personal restriction.

As you may know, Cartagena is a very touristic and visited city and because of that our security personnel are in charge of protecting our guests and identifying every visitor who wish to go beyond the colonial areas of the hotel. To keep control of visitors walking around the property, they guide each guest to the front desk in order to be registered. I assure you that our staff is very well trained in service and security standards.

We appreciate your understanding and we hope to have the pleasure to have you again in the magical Cartagena.

Kind Regards,

Nathalia Pedraza Hernández
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[Kelso1]

Boys, boys, boys listen up, paying anything over 150 mil for one hour is ridiculous, really really stupid, yes I get it that we all have different sized wallets but paying 200 or 250 for ONE HOUR, that is fucked up as NO Colombian pussy no matter what is worth that, period!

I regularly pay, here in Medellin between 80 to 150 mil for multiple hours with full GFE for really sexy and passionate paisas who rock my world. Last night I had a regular of mine over for drinks, smoke some pot and then passionate love that was off the charts.

I was in cartagena last year for mongering, hit all the clubs, spent much time each night around the clock tower and did have a fun time but cartagena provides absolutely no motivation for me wanting to visit again. So my visit last year to cartagena is "One and done" as there are so many other places, even aside from Medellin, in Colombia where my heard earned dollars goes along way.

Just just opin.

The Tall Man.

Lets see, your on the beach in CTG. You are horny. The girls are controlled by Tony. Any deal that is made Tony will get a piece of the pie. So all of the girls want 250 K. Now you see a wonderful girl come out of the water. She has a sexy swimsuit on. Turns out she is one of Tony's girl also. So you talk to her, and she will go for 200 K. You are going to take her, but wait a minute you remember a guy named The Tall Man from ISG said you would be really, really stupid if you spent that much for a girl in CTG. Now so you won't be considered stupid you pass on the girl.

Sometimes it is talked about on ISG how a lot of people don't do many trip reports. Gee I can't imagine why. Maybe taking the time to write a report, and then being called stupid might have something to do with it.

[Thayerst]

Thanks. So in Centro, guests are just not generally allowed if they have 'ID" and you pay an extra free like at the Hilton? I've done it at Charleston in Centro once and everything was fine. I do prefer the hotels rather than condos as this is a vacation for me, the girls really just are an extra. If I book for two and it's just me then hopefully they have no issue.

But can anyone confirm that some hotels just have a no guests policy? I read a review on Tripadvisor of the Sofitel and they said prostitution was evident at the hotel so not too sure what to think!

[Starlord1]

We all have different size wallets. Every time I go I always pay 150 during the day and 200 k at night. Different strokes for other cats. CTG they always demand more it's the most expensive city. And of course you are paying less with an established network of chicas. The more you are there the better your Spanish skills are the better you can haggle. I'm not going to haggle over 50 k if I want a Chicago I get her. 200 k is my limit. I've even paid 150 k all night and got a meal cooked to LOL. But she's a regular.

Boys, boys, boys listen up, paying anything over 150 mil for one hour is ridiculous, really really stupid, yes I get it that we all have different sized wallets but paying 200 or 250 for ONE HOUR, that is fucked up as NO Colombian pussy no matter what is worth that, period!

I regularly pay, here in Medellin between 80 to 150 mil for multiple hours with full GFE for really sexy and passionate paisas who rock my world. Last night I had a regular of mine over for drinks, smoke some pot and then passionate love that was off the charts.

I was in cartagena last year for mongering, hit all the clubs, spent much time each night around the clock tower and did have a fun time but cartagena provides absolutely no motivation for me wanting to visit again. So my visit last year to cartagena is "One and done" as there are so many other places, even aside from Medellin, in Colombia where my heard earned dollars goes along way.

Just just opin.

The Tall Man.

[Linyjo]

Returning to Cartagena next month, last visit was 2017, staying at Charleston and Hilton Hotels. I don't see too much point in staying near the beach this time and want to stay in Centro. I've been thinking about staying at the Sofitel but heard that they do not allow visitors which means I cannot bring girls back to the hotel, can anyone confirm? I realize that at hotels like the Hilton there is usually a fee which I don't mind paying, I just don't want to be at a place where I cannot have visitors. I generally like to party with girls in hotel room. Hope someone can help.

Very limited options in Centro.

El Laguito is only a 5 minute cab ride for $3.

Plenty of condos to hang out with your guests and not have a hassle bringing them in, as long as they have ID.

Juan has many buildings and is the boards go to guy for accommodations.

[Thayerst]

Returning to Cartagena next month, last visit was 2017, staying at Charleston and Hilton Hotels. I don't see too much point in staying near the beach this time and want to stay in Centro. I've been thinking about staying at the Sofitel but heard that they do not allow visitors which means I cannot bring girls back to the hotel, can anyone confirm? I realize that at hotels like the Hilton there is usually a fee which I don't mind paying, I just don't want to be at a place where I cannot have visitors. I generally like to party with girls in hotel room. Hope someone can help.

[The Tall Man]

I was in MDE from Jan. 28th to Feb. 21st. I was supposed to stay another week there, but things had changed so bad from my last visit so I decided to leave early, and head for the DR. Turns out the ticket was to expensive so I went to CTG. I have always had a great time in CTG so I said what the hell, and gave it a try.

I agree with everything you said. Only difference for me was the one day I spent at the beach with Tony turned out to meet a lot of good looking talent that he brought over. They all wanted 250 K for an hour, but there was one that was a very nice Morena who asked for 200 K. I took here, and for a small tip she gave me the BBBJ that is so important for me. As far as the beach the water seemed a little better than the last time I was there. Also the water was warm. With all the new Gringo's in CTG it still is ok with me. Of course your money belt has to be full when you go there as prices are much higher than MDE.

Boys, boys, boys listen up, paying anything over 150 mil for one hour is ridiculous, really really stupid, yes I get it that we all have different sized wallets but paying 200 or 250 for ONE HOUR, that is fucked up as NO Colombian pussy no matter what is worth that, period!

I regularly pay, here in Medellin between 80 to 150 mil for multiple hours with full GFE for really sexy and passionate paisas who rock my world. Last night I had a regular of mine over for drinks, smoke some pot and then passionate love that was off the charts.

I was in cartagena last year for mongering, hit all the clubs, spent much time each night around the clock tower and did have a fun time but cartagena provides absolutely no motivation for me wanting to visit again. So my visit last year to cartagena is "One and done" as there are so many other places, even aside from Medellin, in Colombia where my heard earned dollars goes along way.

Just just opin.

The Tall Man.

[Kelso1]

What the fuck is going on? Did I just come back from bizarro world? It felt like the upside down over there.

Mucho Chorizo

The number of young North American dudes in Cartagena was at a breaking point. I'm talking guys carrying big bluetooth speakers and blasting away their music as they walk around in groups. All kinds really. Dudes in their early twenties with glasses and pimples, gold chain wearing mofos, and 40 something year olds that bought a new dress shirt and a nose-job recently. La Dulca Vida had more guys in it than chicas. I couldn't leave fast enough. Clocktower plaza wasn't much better..

I was in MDE from Jan. 28th to Feb. 21st. I was supposed to stay another week there, but things had changed so bad from my last visit so I decided to leave early, and head for the DR. Turns out the ticket was to expensive so I went to CTG. I have always had a great time in CTG so I said what the hell, and gave it a try.

I agree with everything you said. Only difference for me was the one day I spent at the beach with Tony turned out to meet a lot of good looking talent that he brought over. They all wanted 250 K for an hour, but there was one that was a very nice Morena who asked for 200 K. I took here, and for a small tip she gave me the BBBJ that is so important for me. As far as the beach the water seemed a little better than the last time I was there. Also the water was warm. With all the new Gringo's in CTG it still is ok with me. Of course your money belt has to be full when you go there as prices are much higher than MDE.

[YippieKayay]

What the fuck is going on? Did I just come back from bizarro world? It felt like the upside down over there.

Mucho Chorizo

The number of young North American dudes in Cartagena was at a breaking point. I'm talking guys carrying big bluetooth speakers and blasting away their music as they walk around in groups. All kinds really. Dudes in their early twenties with glasses and pimples, gold chain wearing mofos, and 40 something year olds that bought a new dress shirt and a nose-job recently. La Dulca Vida had more guys in it than chicas. I couldn't leave fast enough. Clocktower plaza wasn't much better.

I sometimes shoot the shit with some of the touts in the plaza. When I told one of the street touts "Que pasa? Son muchos chorizos en estas dias, amigo! Demasiado!" he started to laugh. "Muchos chicos. Si hermano. ".

I let these guys take me to places like Isis so they can get their commission. I usually make a joke to the doorman: "Que es 'Strip Club?' Eso mi primera vez. " Never fails to make him smile.

Elektra is closed

The tout explained to me that Elektra is gone but there are two new clubs opening soon on the same street as LDV. The chicas I talked to didn't seem to know about any places opening up. I got different responses on why Elektra is gone. Some said the owners ran out of money and some other say it was the cops. Who knows.

Playa Hollywood

The famous playa hollywood didn't fair much better. I heard it got raided recently and the cops took away some of the hookers. Consequently there were few chicas in the afternoon. Again, take that bit of news with a grain of salt.

Making the best of it

I've been going to Cartagena every 3 months for 3 years now. I've mostly come to know what to expect and this time it surprised me. This would have been a perfect time to wife up but I couldn't really settle on a wife. I banged the Colombiana from Barranquilla from my last visit for a couple of days then played Senior Jugo with the Venezuelana I was banging last time as well. I creampied both of them like a maniac. The Colombiana got SUPER pissed when she saw me with the Venezuelana and vice versa. Like one or the other would constantly try to do video chat with me on Whatsapp. Tranquila!

(All chicas were paid a standard 400 k a day for wife services.).

I had enough so I called my go-to tout and told him I needed "un culo grande. ". he responded: "si hermano. Yo tengo un culo para te. " (Yes bro, I have an ass for you).

Enter the Tantra

She lives in Bello, Medellin. I told her of course she did (claro que si mami) as I licked my lips. The tout couldn't help but laugh at the look in my eyes as took in the view. She's a red-head with a big ass. Only she dies her hair blonde for some reason. After sweet talking her and sharing some drinks I explained I couldn't live with myself if I used a condom. She REALLY didn't like the idea of bareback. In fact at first I called off the whole thing and gave her 50 k for her time. As an aside I made 9 million pesos in the casino my first night so I was flush this time. The next day I messaged her and begged her forgiveness. She said she changed her mind and would let me cum inside of her.

We went out to drink and party in centro at one of the terraces. We had Daiquiris. I explained to her that Ernesto Hemingwayo loved Daiquiris. There's even a Daiquiri bar in his honor in Havana. By the third drink she was sticking her tongue in my mouth, and I was feeling up that wonderful big pale ass. We ended up buying pot later and by the end of the night she was doggy on the edge of the bed, ass spread, feet in a triangle, her phone buzzing some House music right on her knee and vibrating up to my skull. I was high out of my god damn mind and it felt great fucking that endless ass.

It was tantric. Her moaning. In my third eye I saw a black background with a silhouette of a figure in white. The figure would point north, east, south, west and with each rythmic motion I would push in and out of her pussy. I kept hearing the mantra: "PUERCO PUERCO PUERCO" OVER and OVER in my head as I went with the motion. When I came the figure turned into a giant fountain and I gave her every last drop in that wonderful red flower of hers.

I have seen the top of the mountain, brothers, and it was good.

Cleaning up

I had a couple of nights left. I spent what time I could with my girl from Bello. I eventually ended up with an old hookup of mine. We spent my final night fucking, smoking weed, and talking about the hooking scene in Cartagena. I thought she was full of shit so I'll spare you the details.

I'm not doing end of February again. I'll try mid February. I think the whole March break thing brings out too many young guns.

[ThadMax]

Recently finished my 3rd trip in Cartagena. I'm always amazed at the magic of the city. It's truly enchanted. This time. All of the action seemed to be relegated to watch tower, LDV & Space. And there were many 9's in that bunch, top-level talent throughout the night. However, I used to love hitting up Club Pley on my first trip. And the last two times I've been in Cartagena it's been closed. Are they only open on selective nights? Weekends? I went on a Sunday and Monday and it was dead. Overall, I enjoyed the city but prefer Medellin for the variety. I've heard Panama City is just as good if not better for mongering than Cartagena. May have to give that a try.

[JjBee62]

Odds of being born with 11 fingers or toes 1 in 500.

Odds of being injured by a toilet 1 in 10,000.

Odds of men developing cancer in their lifetime - 1 in 3.

Bang away bros, bang away.

In the toilet's case, it's clearly self defense.

[Linyjo]

130,000 Venezuelans with the HIV virus is a drop in the bucket. Wear a condom. Failing that you don't get it by just touching someone. Go read the CDCC site on risk levels. Pretty low for heterosexual vaginal sex (less for men). Here I googled it for you. 4 in 10,000 chance for insertive vaginal:

https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimat...behaviors.html

Odds of being born with 11 fingers or toes — 1 in 500.

Odds of being injured by a toilet — 1 in 10,000.

Odds of men developing cancer in their lifetime - 1 in 3.

Bang away bros, bang away.

[Linyjo]

I am new to this forum and have never been to Col however after reading your report I am pumped. You are a gifted writer.

It is Saturday and at noon I head to the airport to pick up my girl. She was a friend of a girl I see in Costa Rica who hooked us up when she heard I was going to Columbia. I had offered to fly her in from San Jose but she couldn't get away so she sent me her friends info. I started communicating with her about three weeks before taking the trip. She is a sexy 25 year old, graduated college with a nursing degree and was returning to Cartagena after spending a few weeks with her family in Peru. She starts her new job in a week and I have three nights left in town.

A

Thanks OldKool.

I been MIA, trolling around western Europe for work but back home now and planning trip to Columbia for end of March or early April.

I got 14 pages of posts to catch up on, have not logged in since last July, so I will be looking to see if you made it Colombia yet and what your experience was like.

Cheers.

Joe.

[Hilltopper]

Maybe because I was on week days this week plus the Barranquilla festival. I prefer white girls and saw few.

As far as tourism is concerned Cartagena is definitely the new Costa Rica destination.

I love the Morenas, my cup runneth over all up and down the coast. If I preferred the blancas, I'd hang out in the interior. I wouldn't go to my favorite crappie hole, to fish for northern pike.

I respectifully disagree with Cartagena being the new Costa Rica. IMHO, that's nothing more than hyperbole.