Cartagena Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Love Juan to death really nice guy: but last two times had to check out of different apartments for cockroaches & I can give up lots of different amenities but refuses to settle on cockroaches in my space!

LOL. I was going to piggyback off of Nypher telling the other poster that if he only plans $65 for a place to stay then he better think again. But I am glad you posted this before I had a chance to respond.

My first time in Cartagena (and only time staying overnight) I got a place from Juan. It was either Boca Grande or Laguito. I am not familiar with the names of the areas, but it was years ago when LDV was like in the middle of the road on that median and you had to walk up a few steps.

My apartment was $35 per day, bare bones, and all the roaches that I could handle. I ended up moving out of there after 1 day and into some rinky dink $80 hotel that had plain wooden furniture reminiscent of an elementary school. Then those chicks were asking wayyyy more money than chicks in other parts of Colombia. That is when I was like no thanks Cartagena.

[RacShack]

Am very nice to everyone. Not a pompous asshole.

That was a statement not a question, but you answered a statement and not one of the questions asked?

[HighOnTravel]

Planning 1st trip to Cartagena. Where I'm from 140 for a "really hot pro" is cheap AF. What do you get for the 140? Does it include BBBJ? CIM? Multiple hours?

Well. I got one really hot one who likes me and will stay all night for $100 now no condom does everything I want. We basically just drink and get high all morning then bang like rabbits. Wake up and bang again. I even got her down to $80 for this as well.

The last $140 girl was terrible but looked smoking hot. Her service was terrible though. $140 was for all night. She said no condom for an extra 100 k pesos which isn't much however I declined because I couldn't get it up for her because I was taking lyrica pregabalin before I went out. Which is great but gives you ED.

But also. I think I couldn't get it up because there was no real connection there. Her attitude was just downright awful. Terrible terrible girl actually. Incredibly rude. Not attractive at all besides her looks. She seemed a bit robotic as well. It is very import here in Cartagena to make sure there is some sort of connection with the girl before you take her back. Much more so than in other places I've noticed. The pros here just tend to be kind of miserable acting people in general though just based on my experience. Overall, you get the las Vegas pro attitude and service at a somewhat discounted price. Yawn. It is nothing to write home about that's for sure.

Oh yeah. And be sure to avoid strip clubs here. They will really try to rip you off and poor quality girls overall.

[Mr Enternational]

I love it, Oh it's 100 $ a hour. I ask pesos. 350. Negotiate to 300 or even 250 easily 🤣. Down to 67 $. Don't negotiate in dollars!

250,000 pesos for 1 hour easily huh? Of course. It is Colombia and should not even be that high! I am sure they love it a lot more than you. 🤣

[HighOnTravel]

Wow you are so cool and enlightened. Why do people like you always get off on attacking OPs? You say you aren't a pompous asshole yet here you are acting like one and self projecting that onto me.

Yeah, over paid because was doped up before went out and in an overly euphoric mood. Also was paranoid about police so trying to do stuff quickly and discreetly. Have plenty of money so it doesn't hurt in that regard however it is something to be wary of and not repeat. Plus knowing someone is ripping you off is never a good feeling. They are no doubt laughing at you under their breath LOL. Especially here in Cartagena.

Never was I rude acting to the hotel. But to the security at my Airbnb. I was visibly upset and for good reason. I have paid several months up in advance at my Airbnb and my host has cleared it with the security here prior to this about me bringing guests. There was never an issue until now.

Colombia has a lot of issues and this silly thing of being so strict with guests is utter insanity.

Mods please let this post go through and don't delete / not post.

As for the women, the pro scene is terrible. There are only a few real stunners every time I go out and that's it. Also the pros here tend to be on average rude, conniving and just overall really bad behavior. I have one really attractive one who is good but if I'm paying I like variety.

I also have 3 normal girls I met on dating apps who are great. 1 of them is just absolutely gorgeous and seems honest to a fault. Am trying to lock her down so I can be done with the awful pro scene for good.

Between the constant drama of bringing girls back to your room by deputy feith type security guards and the lack of large abundance of beautiful girls (pros. The non pros are beautiful) this place just seems like a terrible option for mongering altogether. Also that 2 am curfew is a major pain. Centro is a tiny place with a small selection of bars with the same girls out every night it seems.

And a large percentage of of the pros here are pure black looking. Nothing against black women. Some are beautiful for sure. They just don't do it for me. I would go to Africa or even back home to Atlanta if that was my thing. Pro scene here just seems incredibly limited in general.

To answer the other poster. 140 was for 1 night with no condom. However her attitude was god awful. She even payed a video of her ex boyfriend in front of me at one point telling me how much she loved him at that time.

I told her I didn't pay for you to be on your phone and to not underestimate my kindness because if you disrespect me again like this you will greatly regret it. Was about to go into her pocketbook get my money back and walkout. You couldn't pay me to be with that specific chica again no joke. Single worst girl I have ever taken back grom any country. I chose her because she was the only good looking girl left in space by the time I got there. So many hags and then you got slightly passable looking ones but dance like shit when you come to them and just seem like they wouldn't be worth taking back.

Went to delerium before that and it was a literal cesspool. Ugly subpar women everywhere. Guys with hookahs and bottles pretending like they are ballas LOL.

But at least in there people are dancing and having a good time for the most part though. Dulca vita is full of a bunch of soulless looking robots just standing there looking looking like sharks.

A tout on Bocagrande beach hooked me up with a legit stunner the other day. Been chatting with her on what's app and her minimum is 600,000 Columbia pesos for a full day.

Is this an acceptable price here? Someone knowledgeable break down the prices here please so can avoid rip offs. I just feel like the market is so limited here and the real stunners can get away with charging too much.

I don't get it. What am I missing? Overall the pros here are very substandard overall in both looks and attitude. I'd take Hong Kong any day over here much less Bangkok or anywhere else in Thailand or the Philippines. Not ragging on Cartegena the city as I like it overall. Just the pro scene.

1: who the fuck is fish.

2: why fish overpay for coke and weed if fish know price not right?

3: sounds like fish being nice to security and by not letting guest in to get back at fish, being nice instead of a pompous ass goes long way 4: sounds like fish is being overcharged on girls also! See #3.

5: your sure fish not do to much overpriced coke why he not get it up?

6: also seems to not be nice to hotel staff to be kicked out at 8!

7: I've been their 7-8 times and never in all trips had so many problems, but then again I'm a gentleman to everyone! Go fish!

[Rzrfl69]

Juan's apartments are the best. Fair prices and he can tell you the rules for each one. No issues.

I will be there in two weeks. Already talking to a few girls from tinder and my usuals. Prices seem to be the same as always. Negotiate in pesos. Not dollars.

I love it, Oh it's 100 $ a hour. I ask pesos. 350. Negotiate to 300 or even 250 easily 🤣. Down to 67 $. Don't negotiate in dollars!

[HighOnTravel]

1: who the fuck is fish.

2: why fish overpay for coke and weed if fish know price not right?

3: sounds like fish being nice to security and by not letting guest in to get back at fish, being nice instead of a pompous ass goes long way 4: sounds like fish is being overcharged on girls also! See #3.

5: your sure fish not do to much overpriced coke why he not get it up?

6: also seems to not be nice to hotel staff to be kicked out at 8!

7: I've been their 7-8 times and never in all trips had so many problems, but then again I'm a gentleman to everyone! Go fish!

Am very nice to everyone. Not a pompous asshole.

[RacShack]

I have always stayed in Juan apartment in El Laguito and his apartment are al guest friendly and no issue. The security guards keep record of the girls and call you when the girls showed up.

Love Juan to death really nice guy: but last two times had to check out of different apartments for cockroaches & I can give up lots of different amenities but refuses to settle on cockroaches in my space!

[Nypher]

Fish's airnb rejected my guest last night. Said there is a new law no guests past a certain time. Fish has been here for 3 weeks and it was never an issue until last night. Fish was pretty livid to say the least. Fish ended up taking.

Her to a hotel for 300 k pesos and paid the taxi driver too much money for coke and weed. Another rip off. And the girl demanded 140 usd for all the inconvenience. Fish couldn't even get it up he was so pissed off at the situation. Alll that money for nothing. Fish was ripped off left and right. The hotel kicked fish and his chica out at 8. Now she is at her hotel sleeping she wants to go to the beach with fish today at 2 pm. Yeah fucking right. We all know that will require mas dinero. Much mas dinero. Fish has money but to throw it in a trash can is stupid. Cartegena requires lots of caution when seeking pros.

What is the best way to get pros here? Seems the really hot ones demand around 140 usd or 600 k pesos now. This place is terrible for pros. Fish's airnb going to get a lot of complaints from fish. Fish messaged the host and he said security guards are just being assholes.

This is the bullshit I always warn friends about when staying at a place with security such as a condo building. Management can change the rules at any time and the host can't do shit about it, or Security can make rules up at any time to try rip off the monger. This is why I no longer stay in condos in El Laguito and only stay in apartments in Getsemani or Centro. Short walk to the clubs or clock tower and no random rules.

Looks like chicas are speaking more and more in dollars.

$140 or 600 mil? That maybe your price, as I was once getting told 800 mil TLN then I learned, and chopped it in half.

Where are you getting these girls from and what time? This sound like night time prices, but I bet if you take their number and call them in the morning it will be 200 mil un palvo. Give it a try.

[Nypher]

Thanks Nypher. No problem to rise the budget and indeed I do not care about the beach if not for hunting. Based on your experience, for our hobby are they better locations?

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/42337998

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/30526013

I was trying to figure out why these places are so cheap then I realized no pool or jacuzzi (I need a pool or hottub, chicas go crazy when they see a pool or jacuzzi), if you are just planning to sleep and fuck there then its doable. Take note it looks like both places do not have security and you are solo so you will want to be careful with TLN or if there is a gate, hide the key jajaja.

I would message both hosts and verify is visitors are allowed. The reviews didn't say anything negative so looks good just keep your head up and don't let no chicas slip you and sleeping pills jajaja.

Both places look like they are a block away from Space / Dolce, that second apartment looks like its here.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/CASA+BOLIVAR / at 10.4250665,-75.5496384,18.75 z / data=!4 m8!1 m2!2 m1!1 ssubway!3 m4!1 s0 x8 ef62 f9 f092 f106 b:0 x8 b58 b8701 cee58 fd!8 m2!3 d10.4252906!4 d-75.5490044.

[Nypher]

Planning 1st trip to Cartagena. Where I'm from 140 for a "really hot pro" is cheap AF. What do you get for the 140? Does it include BBBJ? CIM? Multiple hours?

This "$140 for a really hot pro is cheap AF" is the mentality allot of big city guys who are accustom to pay $300 go down to DR and Colombia with and completely fuck up the mindset of the chicas where they believe because the last gringo overpaid, I'm now worth this price and the next gringo should pay the same or more.

Do yourself a favor. Stop thinking in dollars, change your mind to pesos and do not go above 500 mil TLN. And 500 mil should be top level service, BBBJ, anal, etc.

[Arthur62]

There are no Airbnb that I know of at this time of year at such a low price point. $65 a night is laughable when its approaching Thanksgiving / Christmas holidays, as they are expecting many US gringos to fly down for those days which is why the price is higher.

You cannot expect to walk into Ruth Chris and pay McDonalds money. At this timeframe, you will have to triple that $65 a night. Or even if you pay under $100 a night you will have to pay Management / Security up to 50 mil per chica you bring in. Let me repeat that, per chica! You do not want to be paying the chica then paying security every time you want to bust one off, it will get annoying real fast.

Adjust your budget, and rethink your CTG trip.

Is hot water important?

Is location important?

Is the view important?.

Thanks Nypher. No problem to rise the budget and indeed I do not care about the beach if not for hunting. Based on your experience, for our hobby are they better locations?

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/42337998

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/30526013

[JamesPearle]

I love having two or more girls working to please me at the same time. I have never been to Cartagena but have successfully arranged threesomes in Panama and Medellin. What has always worked for me is to find one girl that I like. Then tell her what I want and that I will pay her extra if she helps me find girl number 2. You can check my earlier posts for details.

The reason I do this is:

1. It helps with the language barrier as she can negotiate with the girls in Spanish.

2. The chemistry will be better because girl be will be appreciative of girl A for throwing some business her way. Girl A will have picked girl be so she's more likely to work well with girl be.

So back to talk about the girls.

Have any of you successfully had threesomes or moresomes 🤣. I really want to try to start going after this more. Last trip I tried once. But was pretty much me fucking one girl and the other got half naked and danced around. Touched a little.

Ever find a real threesome where the girls are into each other. Kissing? Even licking? Any suggestions on how to ask for this properly haha.

[ElPapi]

I asked the Airbnb host if the place was guest friendly, the first time he said "yes", but, thanks to Nypher's advice, I asked again and the answer was "it depends from the security guy, someone yes, someone no".

For my first time here, it is getting complex. A wrong apartment can ruin the staying! Can you suggest a nice place to stay, quiet and girl friendly, possibly less than USD 65 per night?

P.S. Maybe I should chose a different location after Medellin for my 2nd of 3 weeks. Cali, Santa Marta?

Thanks a lot!

I have always stayed in Juan apartment in El Laguito and his apartment are al guest friendly and no issue. The security guards keep record of the girls and call you when the girls showed up.

[JamesPearle]

Planning 1st trip to Cartagena. Where I'm from 140 for a "really hot pro" is cheap AF. What do you get for the 140? Does it include BBBJ? CIM? Multiple hours?

What is the best way to get pros here? Seems the really hot ones demand around 140 usd or 600 k pesos now. This place is terrible for pros.