Cartagena Reports

[Kafka]

The next day I called up a Chica I met on tinder prior to coming here. I read a lot of these girls flake and don't show up however this chica video me several times on WhatsApp. She said she was bisexual and asked me did I want a threesome. I pass however we agreed to 150 mil with A possible upgrade depending on performance. 24 yr old About 5'7 and 147 pounds. Her complexion reminded me more of a biracial woman. Her body was all natural with naturally curly hair however, it was Bleach to give it a two-tone look. When she arrived my wingman Smurf start giving her compliments. I tried to give her to him prior but he was stuck on finding a Chica with a very big ass.

It was an excellent session and I will repeat with her. BBBJ and she aim to please. We agree later for me to have sex with her friend.

Smurf called up a naturally fat assed Chica he got a number from last night. Smurf like the club. He just stood in the back collecting names and numbers. I don't know how he's going to remember all of those chicas.

Smurf girl was a bust. She arrive the same time my chica did however she did not perform the same. Smurf said she would not give him a BBBJ so he gave her 100 mill to leave. I told him he should have negotiated upfront it would have save him time and money. Sometimes guys get caught up with negotiating a price; they forget to establish mandatory requirements. I knew his Chica was a bad choice because when she came in our room she immediately went to the refrigerator and open the bottle water without asking anyone.

He really should go over to playa Hollywood and see what Tony has. All the girls over there are wearing bathing suits. Tony's kind of a pain in the ass but he has a nice selection.

[Kafka]

The next day I called up a Chica I met on tinder prior to coming here. I read a lot of these girls flake and don't show up however this chica video me several times on WhatsApp. She said she was bisexual and asked me did I want a threesome. I pass however we agreed to 150 mil with A possible upgrade depending on performance. 24 yr old About 5'7 and 147 pounds. Her complexion reminded me more of a biracial woman. Her body was all natural with naturally curly hair however, it was Bleach to give it a two-tone look. When she arrived my wingman Smurf start giving her compliments. I tried to give her to him prior but he was stuck on finding a Chica with a very big ass.

It was an excellent session and I will repeat with her. BBBJ and she aim to please. We agree later for me to have sex with her friend.

Smurf called up a naturally fat assed Chica he got a number from last night. Smurf like the club. He just stood in the back collecting names and numbers. I don't know how he's going to remember all of those chicas.

Smurf girl was a bust. She arrive the same time my chica did however she did not perform the same. Smurf said she would not give him a BBBJ so he gave her 100 mill to leave. I told him he should have negotiated upfront it would have save him time and money. Sometimes guys get caught up with negotiating a price; they forget to establish mandatory requirements. I knew his Chica was a bad choice because when she came in our room she immediately went to the refrigerator and open the bottle water without asking anyone.

You really have to be careful with the online dating it tends to attract women who can't compete face to face with the others. At the clock tower or the Disco.

[GrownMan1]

The next day I called up a Chica I met on tinder prior to coming here. I read a lot of these girls flake and don't show up however this chica video me several times on WhatsApp. She said she was bisexual and asked me did I want a threesome. I pass however we agreed to 150 mil with A possible upgrade depending on performance. 24 yr old About 5'7 and 147 pounds. Her complexion reminded me more of a biracial woman. Her body was all natural with naturally curly hair however, it was Bleach to give it a two-tone look. When she arrived my wingman Smurf start giving her compliments. I tried to give her to him prior but he was stuck on finding a Chica with a very big ass.

It was an excellent session and I will repeat with her. BBBJ and she aim to please. We agree later for me to have sex with her friend.

Smurf called up a naturally fat assed Chica he got a number from last night. Smurf like the club. He just stood in the back collecting names and numbers. I don't know how he's going to remember all of those chicas.

Smurf girl was a bust. She arrive the same time my chica did however she did not perform the same. Smurf said she would not give him a BBBJ so he gave her 100 mill to leave. I told him he should have negotiated upfront it would have save him time and money. Sometimes guys get caught up with negotiating a price; they forget to establish mandatory requirements. I knew his Chica was a bad choice because when she came in our room she immediately went to the refrigerator and open the bottle water without asking anyone.

[GrownMan1]

The longer you're in this game the harder it is for you to choose". Words of wisdom from Olkool. I think that's This place definitely delivering it's share of chicas. However, nothing seems to capture my attention. I definitely like the overall scenery. I think these street chicas are just a little too seasoned for me. But I'm not giving up.

About two hours later we went to club Dilibri. I think I spelled that correctly. This place play American and Colombian hip-hop. A young crowd seen. The place was jampacked and after being in there I know that I'm going to need another COVID-19 test. After about 10 minutes inside the club my partner and I noticed besides us only about 10 more people had mask on. I guesstimate about 200 people in the club. That was jam packed for a Monday night.

Cartagena has a nice crowd and I can see why brother P like the vibe.

They had another club call Maria I think. It's open 24 hours however my iPhone was in the red so I cut the night short and went home. I could have easily pull something however I don't like jumping the gun.

[UnknownGuy]

Hi,

I got the info and this lab does not offer a PCR test, they only do the antigen test at the Bocagrande office and price is 150,000 Colombian pesos.

Thanks for checking! An antigen test is fine. Per the CDC order, it just has to be a viral test. Here is their definition of a viral test.

Viral test means a viral detection test for current infection (I. E, a nucleic acid amplification test or a viral antigen test) approved or authorized by the relevant national authority for the detection of SARS-CoV-2.

Any chance they tell you how long is the wait?

[GrownMan1]

I arrived here with no problems. Currently I'm on the outside of the clock tower watching the small parade of Chicas. I got a few numbers but nothing has really stood out as of yet. This place has a lot of promise. I'm going to give it a little more time to get my feet wet.

The Touts are easy to get rid of. I guess it's because I'm Boca Chica battle tested. If you can survive three days Boca chica Dominican Republic Dealing with those scam artists this place is a cakewalk. As I sit here I see more and more chicas starting to show up. I shouldn't expect too much on a Monday night.

[OnFireBoy]

This spot supposedly does the Covid test but I'm not in country yet to verify but if someone is that would be great. It is the next block up from Delirium and around the corner from LDV.

Laboratorio CLnico Eduardo Fernandez.

Location: Centro, Calle 2 da de Badillo No. 36-35 Piso 2, Cartagena.

If someone can check, find out how long it takes for the results as well.

Hi,

I got the info and this lab does not offer a PCR test, they only do the antigen test at the Bocagrande office and price is 150,000 Colombian pesos.

[Black Page]

Probably a date embedded in the code? LOL.
Stupid is as stupid does.

Even beyond: those 3 must be intrinsically stupid.

From the Cipolla's Five Fundamental Laws of Stupidity:
1) Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
5) A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

[Kafka]

In the article it stated that "during the control process they noticed alleged "irregularities in the test codes, which is why it was decided to verify directly with the laboratory. " My guess is that each laboratory that does the testing assigns a code to each test that then gets put into a database / website where the people at the airport can check the codes of the tests. They said they noticed that the "tests, presented to Migracin Colombia, belonged to other people, who would have taken them in October 2020."

https://www.eluniversal.com.co/cartagena/detenidos-en-cartagena-con-pruebas-negativas-falsas-de-covid-EE4042879

Probably a date embedded in the code? LOL.

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Mojo Bandit]

I am guessing all three used the same copy and that is how they are caught.

. I guess the thing that made it suspicious was that they were trying to leave 6 days after arriving.

In the article it stated that "during the control process they noticed alleged "irregularities in the test codes, which is why it was decided to verify directly with the laboratory. " My guess is that each laboratory that does the testing assigns a code to each test that then gets put into a database / website where the people at the airport can check the codes of the tests. They said they noticed that the "tests, presented to Migración Colombia, belonged to other people, who would have taken them in October 2020."

https://www.eluniversal.com.co/cartagena/detenidos-en-cartagena-con-pruebas-negativas-falsas-de-covid-EE4042879

[Brother P]

So when you heading back to Sosua?

I would like to make Cartagena my new spot! So much to see. Its a beautiful and historic city. Big enough to mix things up, but not too big. Taxis were cheap and plentiful. The testing requirement to enter complicate things, because I can't go to work if I'm awaiting a test result.

So I may have to do the su until I can go to Colombia with no test. After that I don't plan to spend much time in the DR.

Because of Colombia's tax laws I don't think I'll retire there. But when I retire I'll definitely do 3 months a year there.

Maybe mix it up between Colombia Brazil and DR. We shall see. I have a few years yet.

[Kafka]

Stole this from someone's site:

Covid Testing Locations in Cartagena.

HealthCars (at Cartagena Airport).

Location: At Rafael Nuez Airport and Barrio Espaa (near Maria Auxiliadora Church).

They also offer at home testing.

Tests Offered:

PCR: $350,000 pesos, results in 24-36 hours.

Antigen: $140,000 pesos, results in 1 hour (or 2 if done at home).

Antibody: $110,000 pesos, results in 1 hour (or 2 if done at home)...

Great resource thank you.

[UnknownGuy]

This spot supposedly does the Covid test but I'm not in country yet to verify but if someone is that would be great. It is the next block up from Delirium and around the corner from LDV.

Laboratorio CLínico Eduardo Fernandez.

Location: Centro, Calle 2 da de Badillo No. 36-35 Piso 2, Cartagena.

If someone can check, find out how long it takes for the results as well.

[UnknownGuy]

Stole this from someone's site:

Covid Testing Locations in Cartagena.

HealthCars (at Cartagena Airport).

Location: At Rafael Nuñez Airport and Barrio España (near Maria Auxiliadora Church).

They also offer at home testing.

Tests Offered:

PCR: $350,000 pesos, results in 24-36 hours.

Antigen: $140,000 pesos, results in 1 hour (or 2 if done at home).

Antibody: $110,000 pesos, results in 1 hour (or 2 if done at home).

Contact: Their website doesn't have info on Covid testing, but*their Instagram*does (including the prices in this post).

Clinica MediHelp.

Location: Bocagrande.

Tests Offered:

PCR + Viral Panel: $580,000 pesos, 12 hour results.

PCR: $400,000 pesos, 24 hour results.

Antigen: $170,000, 3 hour results.

Antibody: $140,000, 30 minute results.

Contact info at their website (from where above info was taken) or via telephone 314 425-1118.

Caris.

Location: They provide at home testing.

They also operate in Medellin, Bogotá, and Barranquilla.

Tests Offered:

Molecular (presumably PCR): $300,000 pesos, results in 24-48 hours.

Antibody: $70,000 pesos, results in 15-20 minutes.

Contact info on their website*(where above info is from) or by telephone at 316 433-6293.

Synlabs.

Location: Centro de Salud, Ronda Real (near La Castellana Mall).

Also locations in Barranquilla, Santa Marta, Medellin, Cali and Bogotá (including in the airport).

Tests Offered:

PCR: $280,000 pesos, results in 24 hours.

Antigen: $140,000 pesos, results in 24-36 hours.

Antibody: $60,000 pesos, results in 24-36 hours.

They state appointments should be made 72 hours before.

Antigen and Antibody tests are offered at the Bogotá airport with 2 hour results for an extra $10,000 pesos.

Contact info at their website (where above information was found) or via telephone at 333 033-3055.

Pasteur Laboratorios CLínicos.

Location: in La Plazuela Mall.

Also offer at home testing.

Tests Offered:

Antigen: $200,000 pesos (for family groups of 3 or more $140,000), results given same day.

Antibody: $120,000 pesos, results given same day.

Gidser Salud.

Location: Santa Lucia (near La Plazuela).

Also offer at home testing.

Tests Offered:

Antigen: $130,000 pesos, results in 15 minutes.

Antibody: $90,000 pesos, result time not listed.

PCR: price not listed (word of mouth it is $225,000), results in 24-48 hours.

*Note surcharges apply to at home testing and result times may vary (word of mouth the at home charge is $30,000 pesos, but that may vary based on your location).

Contact:*their website, their Facebook page, or via Whatsapp at 3205823494.

Laboratorio CLínico Eduardo Fernandez.

Location: Centro, Bocagrande, and Santa Lucia.

Offer at home and drive up testing as well.

Tests Offered:

Their website does not make clear what types of tests they offer, prices, or result times. I have reached out to ask and will update once I hear back.

Contact at their website. They can also be reached via Whatsapp from Monday to Friday at (+57) 317 369-4783.

That is the list I have been able to put together so far of where you can get a Covid test in Cartagena. Again, if you know of any other testing sites, if any of the above information is inaccurate, if you had an experience where you got results back quicker or slower than the times listed by the clinics websites, please do share in the comments as it will help out others looking for where to get a Covid test in Cartagena.

[Mr Enternational]

A chica from last night started sending pics. A pretty dark venezolana. She comes by. Straight porn star. Deep throat, she ran through every position I know and loved it! I didn't too!

So when you heading back to Sosua?