Cartagena Reports

**SouthernOcean** · 01-09-21 02:30

They all look in their 20's, early 30's seems rare. A lot of very good looking women. Because I am used to the high prices of America, I think I paid too much. 150 k, 250 k, and 300 k, in pesos. The top two were fucking very good looking. It seems they all have fake tits. Beautiful but a little firm for me. The asses are fantastic and the 300 k girl gave up the ass for another 150 k. I know I probably paid too much, but the most expensive one was only about a 100 dollars. Tonight is Friday and I am hitting it about 9:00 pm.

I do have a question. What about the El Paraiso Marino Club? Is it worth going? Still looking for that perfect one.

**Nyezhov** · 01-09-21 02:22

Originally Posted by BlackPage [View Original Post]

There's everything and everything is in 10 minutes walking distance radius. Don't ever consider to take a cab to move around the Centro. The driver will immediately understand you have no clue and, nasty boy, will surely overcharge you a lot. Shark and little fish.

Today we have a wonderful thing called Google Maps. You cannot get lost with that and you will find anything you want. Without maps, it is easy to get lost in the centro, because all streets look the same the first times (not only the first times: me too I often had to ask a direction to a local when I am somewhere there and I am looking for my Juan Valdez).

Excellent mindset!

Just do not trust the gastronomical taste of the girls! Most girls are from lower strata, and they predilect junk food. Mojo Bandit has given you a thorough overview already. The Bandeja Paisa is supposedly a typical dish of Medellin and Antioquia (but it's debated, as purist find it an horrible addition from outside) and honestly you can forget it exists. Most girls will be delighted by "salshipapa", that is small sausages (the same of hotdogs) mixed with fries. Horrible and unhealthy..

Salshipapa? Like Peruvian salshipapa? Horrible and unhealthy? Non, Mon. Frere, TASTY and unhealthy! I'm going to Cartegena on vacation (hopefully this summer for two weeks), I can afford to pollute myself, I'm old and every day is my last one! Besides by the time I get to Cartagena, my body will be purged off all the tasty street crap I have been pounding down for the past two years. Street cheese hotdogs from the CP Cart on the corner of Funky Lane and Sok San Road in Siem Reap, the Nutella egg cream banana pancakes on every street corner in SE Asia, those deadly little coconut cakes, gristly beef on a stick, OMG grilled barbeque chicken bones by the railroad station at Keng Khoi Thailand, dried squid on a stick, grilled crocodile.

Please tell me someone has seen any local variety of what I call lechon. Platanos? Goat? Deep fried Chicken Feet. Middle class places or working class places?

I'm a little shocked that you think the girls have poor taste in food. My experience has been the opposite. Absent the occasional Ban Nok (hick farmer chick) you run into in Thailand, the girls know what the tasty stuff is even if they can't afford it. Ill never forget the time I took a hottie from Nonthanburi (a hickish suburb of Bangkok) to a place for "modern Thai cuisine" in Thong Lor. Thats like taking a Romanian village girl to some fancy cafe on the Rue de Honore. Her eyes bulged when she saw the prices, but she sure knew what to order. Nothing beats a $5 plate of Spicy Squiddicks. How would I ever know that spicy squiddicks were so good? Even though they are $1 in the seafood market in MahaChai.

Be that as it may, seeing some of the butts on the Colombian girls, I know they know where the belly busters are.

Now that being said, I like mine petite and slender. That's going to be a hunt I'm sure.

Hey and how do these girls rate in their oral skills?. Outside the BJ bars, Thai girls are meh. Cambodian girls don't like yamyam. Me no do, go to ladyboy.

I need a break from that. Not ladyboys, the refusals.

**Mojo Bandit** · 01-09-21 00:18

Originally Posted by UnknownGuy [View Original Post]

Where's the supermarket and liquor store near the Clock tower? I'll be staying near to there and need to know if I have to catch a cab to the supermarket or is one nearby where I can get my waters, snacks and other things.

Plaza de LOS Coches is where the clock tower is and the circled Exito circles is the nearest large (ish) supermarket. The signage isn't great though so I am posting a photo of the front of the building as it would look when approaching from the clock tower area , the sign that says "Exito" is under that overhang and is hard to see

**Mojo Bandit** · 01-09-21 00:09

Originally Posted by SouthernOcean [View Original Post]

I know that the more experienced hobbiest are familiar with the heyday of chica availability before the pandemic, and lament the decrease in women. I have traveled quite a bit through Mexico and Central America and have enjoyed the availability in all them, but I have never seen anything like the LDV-Clock Tower-Delirium triangle of pussy. I had to take last night off and recoup. Plenty of 8's and more than a few of 9's. Cartagena is the best I have ever seen. I will be back after the pandemic but not sure how it could be better. Still here for a few days. Looking forward to tonight.

The only place I have read about with a greater concentration of pay 4 play women in the world is in the red light districts of Thailand, having been there myself I have to say that while the numbers are way higher, especially Walking Street in Pattaya but for me the concentration of quality is not the same. Of course it greatly depends on individual tastes and I did encounter the occasional 9 in Thailand, it just does not compare to the concentration of gorgeous chicas in Cartagena.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 01-08-21 18:10

Originally Posted by SouthernOcean [View Original Post]

I know that the more experienced hobbiest are familiar with the heyday of chica availability before the pandemic, and lament the decrease in women. I have traveled quite a bit through Mexico and Central America and have enjoyed the availability in all them, but I have never seen anything like the LDV-Clock Tower-Delirium triangle of pussy. I had to take last night off and recoup. Plenty of 8's and more than a few of 9's. Cartagena is the best I have ever seen. I will be back after the pandemic but not sure how it could be better. Still here for a few days. Looking forward to tonight.

What kinda precios? What kinda servicio? Can you describe your type? Age BMI etc?

**Black Page** · 01-08-21 18:09

Originally Posted by SouthernOcean [View Original Post]

I have traveled quite a bit through Mexico and Central America and have enjoyed the availability in all them, but I have never seen anything like the LDV-Clock Tower-Delirium triangle of pussy.

I remember my first time in Colombia after having travelled in several countries of the world and Latin America. I felt impressed, overwhelmed, flashed by light. No other countries in LA have women so sexy as Colombia, and CTG is quite a selection for richest tourists. Now you have seen the Light. Welcome to Knowledge.

**RacShack** · 01-08-21 17:15

Originally Posted by SouthernOcean [View Original Post]

I know that the more experienced hobbiest are familiar with the heyday of chica availability before the pandemic, and lament the decrease in women. I have traveled quite a bit through Mexico and Central America and have enjoyed the availability in all them, but I have never seen anything like the LDV-Clock Tower-Delirium triangle of pussy. I had to take last night off and recoup. Plenty of 8's and more than a few of 9's. Cartagena is the best I have ever seen. I will be back after the pandemic but not sure how it could be better. Still here for a few days. Looking forward to tonight.

Like Bogota and Medellin dose lockdown start at 7 pm tonight? (Bogota) might be a little later , what’s latest in Cartagena..?

**Black Page** · 01-08-21 16:36

Originally Posted by BlackPage [View Original Post]

Most girls will be delighted by "salshipapa", that is small sausages (the same of hotdogs) mixed with fries. Horrible and unhealthy.

I know it is SALCHIPAPA! The auto-corrector hit again.

**SouthernOcean** · 01-08-21 15:08

I know that the more experienced hobbiest are familiar with the heyday of chica availability before the pandemic, and lament the decrease in women. I have traveled quite a bit through Mexico and Central America and have enjoyed the availability in all them, but I have never seen anything like the LDV-Clock Tower-Delirium triangle of pussy. I had to take last night off and recoup. Plenty of 8's and more than a few of 9's. Cartagena is the best I have ever seen. I will be back after the pandemic but not sure how it could be better. Still here for a few days. Looking forward to tonight.

**Black Page** · 01-08-21 13:13

Originally Posted by UnknownGuy [View Original Post]

Where's the supermarket and liquor store near the Clock tower? I'll be staying near to there and need to know if I have to catch a cab to the supermarket or is one nearby where I can get my waters, snacks and other things.

There's everything and everything is in 10 minutes walking distance radius. Don't ever consider to take a cab to move around the Centro. The driver will immediately understand you have no clue and, nasty boy, will surely overcharge you a lot. Shark and little fish.

Today we have a wonderful thing called Google Maps. You cannot get lost with that and you will find anything you want. Without maps, it is easy to get lost in the centro, because all streets look the same the first times (not only the first times: me too I often had to ask a direction to a local when I am somewhere there and I am looking for my Juan Valdez).

Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]

I don't go to Thai places in the states, unless they are small town local refugee places.
Food I'm looking for in Cart would be the same the girls eat.

Excellent mindset!

Just do not trust the gastronomical taste of the girls! Most girls are from lower strata, and they predilect junk food. Mojo Bandit has given you a thorough overview already. The Bandeja Paisa is supposedly a typical dish of Medellin and Antioquia (but it's debated, as purist find it an horrible addition from outside) and honestly you can forget it exists. Most girls will be delighted by "salshipapa", that is small sausages (the same of hotdogs) mixed with fries. Horrible and unhealthy.

About local food in Cartagena, my advice for you is the following (if you really plan to travel to Colombia in this world emergency):

1) The kiosks out of Plaza del Reloy (go out, cross the road, walk LEFT) to eat shrimp cocktail and a variety of other seafood served with the same sauce in disposable plastic cups. Sit down, eat your shrimps accompanied with fresh fruit juice (as European, I would like a glass of iced white wine, but here I suggest you go for tropical fruit) and watch people strolling. It's my snack of mid afternoon or mid day.

2) Try La Mulata, typical restaurant for local food. It's NOT a place for local poor people. It's a place for tourists, but it's excellent. Open only at day time. In Centro near an Olimpica. Find it with Google Maps.

3) At night, I prefer more classy places, which I have already recommended in other posts (Peruan, Fusion, Argentinian). Definitely I would not look for sushi.

**MongerHunger** · 01-08-21 07:56

Originally Posted by UnknownGuy [View Original Post]

Where's the supermarket and liquor store near the Clock tower? I'll be staying near to there and need to know if I have to catch a cab to the supermarket or is one nearby where I can get my waters, snacks and other things.

On Calle 34 near the clock tower and plaza. Supermarket and liquor in same place.

**Mojo Bandit** · 01-08-21 06:54

Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]

Now ya see, that's why this Place should rename into The Experienced Travelers Corner. Far more informative than you would get on some shill blog or website, neh?

I'm glad they use WhatsApp, I was dreading another communication app, already having to drag around WeChat, Skype and Line. Is mobile data available?

I love the food you posted about. I'm pretty much Asianed out at this point in time and need a dose of Spanish. Give me some arrepas!

Mobile data article: Comprehensive Guide to Buying and Using Cell Phones in Colombia.

https://medellinguru.com/cell-phones/

**Nyezhov** · 01-08-21 02:39

Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]

Apologies for not replying sooner but I wrote a reply yesterday but must have got distracted and then closed my browser before hitting post.

I am not so sure you want to eat what the chicas eat in Colombia. I mean its okay to try and if you are really really hungry it will hit the spot but Colombian food is notoriously bland to us gringos. If you want to try it what you want to look for if you are looking for typical Colombian food is basically a sign that say its typical food but will say "typical dishes" in Spanish is "Platos Tipicos" this is mostly grilled meats and rice dishes with chicken, fried fish or whatever, coconut rice is a favorite. Bandeja Paisa is the national dish. I have eaten it just to try it out but not something I am in a hurry to eat again, though I imagine if one was really really hungry it would be very satisfying. I will post a photo below, the meat is grilled skirt steak and sausage, the beans are like red beans, the thing that looks like its notched and cut in section is bacon that is mostly fat, the bread is arepa which is similar to a cross between a corn tortilla and American corn bread (there used to be a walk up place on the main drag of Bocagrande that served stuffed arepas, ground meat and spices with cheese. Those arepas are good late at night when you have a drinking buzz on)..

Now ya see, that's why this Place should rename into The Experienced Travelers Corner. Far more informative than you would get on some shill blog or website, neh?

I'm glad they use WhatsApp, I was dreading another communication app, already having to drag around WeChat, Skype and Line. Is mobile data available?

I love the food you posted about. I'm pretty much Asianed out at this point in time and need a dose of Spanish. Give me some arrepas!

**UnknownGuy** · 01-07-21 22:54

Where's the supermarket and liquor store near the Clock tower? I'll be staying near to there and need to know if I have to catch a cab to the supermarket or is one nearby where I can get my waters, snacks and other things.

**Mojo Bandit** · 01-07-21 22:38

Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]

I don't go to Thai places in the states, unless they are small town local refugee places. The fancier the decor the whiter the food.

Years in Bangkok taught me what food is.

Food I'm looking for in Cart would be the same the girls eat.

Apologies for not replying sooner but I wrote a reply yesterday but must have got distracted and then closed my browser before hitting post.

I am not so sure you want to eat what the chicas eat in Colombia. I mean its okay to try and if you are really really hungry it will hit the spot but Colombian food is notoriously bland to us gringos. If you want to try it what you want to look for if you are looking for typical Colombian food is basically a sign that say its typical food but will say "typical dishes" in Spanish is "Platos Tipicos" this is mostly grilled meats and rice dishes with chicken, fried fish or whatever, coconut rice is a favorite. Bandeja Paisa is the national dish. I have eaten it just to try it out but not something I am in a hurry to eat again, though I imagine if one was really really hungry it would be very satisfying. I will post a photo below, the meat is grilled skirt steak and sausage, the beans are like red beans, the thing that looks like its notched and cut in section is bacon that is mostly fat, the bread is arepa which is similar to a cross between a corn tortilla and American corn bread (there used to be a walk up place on the main drag of Bocagrande that served stuffed arepas, ground meat and spices with cheese. Those arepas are good late at night when you have a drinking buzz on).

Cartagena has typical Colombian food but is also a Caribbean coastal city with a Colombian Coastal culture, know as Costenos, their cuisine is going to have more seafood mixed in.

Like anyplace there are regional differences in food. Colombia has 7 regions and each of these has a people from that region that refer to themselves according to their region with pride, Cartagena is in the Caribbean region where they call themselves Costenos, in the Andean mountains area that includes Medellin they call themselves Paisas, Pacific coast includes Buenaventura: Afro Colombians, Andean Valleys which includes Cali call themselves Calenos, the Eastern grasslands which is where the city of Yopal is they call themselves LLaneros, the people of the Andean Savannah region which includes Bogota are called Cachaco and / or Rolo.

You may not care about these things now but flying between cities in Colombia is inexpensive between some cities can be like $50 or less so maybe later you and / or other members reading this may want to explore more.

I like going between Cartagena and Medellin, I love both places. Cartagena for its historic architecture and being right on the sea and the central availability of gorgeous chicas of the night being so centrally located in the old city by the clock tower and the clubs.

Medellin probably has 100 times more chicas but not a place where hot chicas of the night gather, the system is different and in my case I have my list of chicas there already so I can get room service all day long. I just call them on WhatsApp and set up an appointment. In contrast to Cartagena's coastal Caribbean heat and high humidity the short flight to Medellin takes you to what may be the most consistently pleasant climate in the world. Medellin is known as the city of Eternal Spring, a goldilocks microclimate where its never too hot and never too cold its high 70's or low 80's Fahrenheit everyday all year round. There are also thriving neighborhoods with international cuisine styles to be found and areas like La 70 which is a strip with bars and restaurants that goes on for 3/4's of a mile. Then there is the legendary Lleras Park which is a city park surrounded by bars and restaurants that fan out from the park for blocks but the high concentration of people is right in the immediate vicinity of the park and it is thousands of people on a Saturday night and few hookers mixed in also.

I highly recommend having WhatsApp when you are on the ground in Colombia, the system is different there, here in the USA we enjoy the luxury of being able to call anyone with a different carrier without getting charged and we enjoy unlimited call time minutes and text messages but the business model is different in Colombia so they fall back on WhatsApp to avoid all this. I always get chicas numbers for instances when I may want to hook up with them during the day or just meet a chica I want to hook up with later,