Cartagena Reports

[Nypher]

I remember the HELP disco days in 2004 in Rio and watching middle aged white dudes strategizing with young black dudes on how to score women at Help. I laughed and thought, "That is really cool. Would these two groups of people ever have talked if they were back in the USA?" I will never forget Help as a place where tension just did not seem to reign. If you wanted drugs, drink, or pussy, you could have it no problem.

The last time I was in Cartagena two months ago there were a lot of "Afro American" people, and I expected it. Shit, if I were making a decent living on the West Coast and did not want to deal with the bullshit cost of living, legal and financial price of drugs, and just having fun without being hassled, I would have left the West Coast and vacationed in Colombia as well. I saw this in Medellin, and I know that Afro American men like their Colombian and Brazilian booties but what I saw in CTG at the Hyatt that surprised me was how many "Afro American" women were there.

So I am in the elevator at the Hyatt, and I am with three "Afro American" women and they are married and well to do and now they start talking about plastic surgery. I got an ear full about injections here and there, tummy tucks, and booty jobs. They talked price, and it seemed much less than in the USA. It seems like these women are going to be coming to Cartagena time and again.

For those who mind the "Afro Americans", there is still Russia. Problem is you are not going to have beach time for a long time.

When overseas were all the same, strangers in a foreign land going for a common goal. Once that plane lands back on US soil unless business partners, colleagues, or vets, its back to your corners arguing about views of shit that never happened in our lifetime.

As for the "Afro American" women coming down in Cartagena. Woooooo on my last trip my flight was filled with them and they were ratchet. Loud when boarding and getting their seats, loud when going to use the bathroom for the 20th time, loud when getting their luggage from overhead bins and getting off the plane, then when they found out their friends who were in the back of the plane used the back staircase and got off the plane and made it to the immigration line before them they got even louder SMH. Then another set didn't have their shit together when going through immigration, held up the whole damn line cause they didn't have the information of where they were staying. I almost lost a lung on night I was outside Space talking to one of the door guys and one of them with a blue wig and her group tried to get in. The went in, 5 minutes later they came back out mad a hell talking about how they guy in there was ignoring them and was talking to the girls on the phone using the translator app. I ignored them too, I didn't fly 5 hours to talk to that.

The plastic surgery thing is a whole other thing. Every trip there is always a group of "surgery sisters" who go in groups to get tummy tucks, but lifts, breast jobs, and their teeth fixed. Everyone next to them know their whole conversation at how loud they are, at the gate they are talking about it, on the plane they are talking about it, at a breakfast cafe they are talking about it, smh.

Its the same thing in Sosua where mongers were complaining they left "the matrix" to their paradise away from the nonsense and then "martix women" invaded messing up their fun by trying to compete with the local women when they don't even have the shape jajaja.

[Nypher]

I never said don't go to the strip clubs. Wtf calm down man. My post is in reference to the pro scene in general here. Why would I want to take the 9's anywhere when I can go and try to find new ones? That's just dumb. Pro scene here is mediocre at best. Go state your types of clubs and prices. Doesn't matter. The eye test never lies.

What have I done here besides chicas? I have one good non pro girl I have been seeing take me to a few islands. I like to attend the big church mass here in centro on Sundays. Mostly I just swim though every day and smoke a bit maybe pop some hydrocone pills or lyrica then a frw hours later drink a bit and go out. Am. Only averaging going out 2 nights a week though. I like my set up here in Cartagena though so will prob be staying longer. Was supposed to go to Panama end of next week.

Context is important.

Before you said your seeing the same girls every night and I'm thinking your going out 5, maybe 7 nights a week but now you actually put a number to it at averaging 2 nights a week I'm starting to kind of understand why your getting your results. Again, context is important, its not mentioned which days these are, but going out on a Tuesday night yield way different results VS going out on a Friday then there is also the time. If your averaging only going out 2 nights a week VS someone who goes out 7 nights a week its all a numbers game the more you see the more the opportunities to find what you want.

I didn't say take the 9's out to places jajaja, I said to have them take you places as they would know other local spots that will make your trip more enjoyable. If they like you they will do it at no charge, the moment they mention paying for their time on top of you covering their expenses for food, drinks, activities, etc, show them the door. Have you done the Castillo de San Felipe tour? The biking tour inside the walls? The Segway tour? I've taken 2 tours there that tell the history of Cartagena and its was nice to know the history behind certain things. Like the women in the colourful dresses with the bowl of fruits on their heads, have a rich history and how they came to be. Those giant stone balls in Plaza de la Aduana looked like ordinary decorations or traffic obstructions to prevent large vehicles to drive through there but when the tour guide explained what they really were and I noticed how many of them they were, it home hard. Have you checked out Getsemani and the art work which also tells stories, its best to go early morning before 7 am while the stores are closed and vendors are not blocking the art work. If art isn't your thing it can be tossed out the window. But still visit for the local nightlife and food especially Plaza de la Trinidad (I believe the locals call it Independence circle), good history behind it as well. Have you checked out Centro Comercial La Serrezuela, up scale shopping mall with lots of food options. These are all things that can be done with or without a chica to give you a broader view of Cartagena.

You say you have a non pro girl and she's taking you to a few islands, ok cool. You have a non pro, she should be taking you to do non tourist stuff as you can do the tourist stuff without her, If she's paying for her own food, drinks, and boat ticket to the islands when she's with you then cool but if your the one covering the expenses when doing tourist islands then you're essentially taking her on all paid expense vacation. She should be taking you away from the tourist stuff, nothing dangerous just non touristy. A change in location brings a change of perspective. All these are just suggestions because its not how the trip starts its how it ends, and the ending of a trip can change the memory of a trip.

Well if you don't make that flight to Panama we will know you're actually enjoying Cartagena despite the lack of chicas jajaja.

[Elvis 2008]

African Americans have arrived? WTF! Who the hell let them in? How did they get a passport? Did they touch you? I bet they were sitting around being well. African Americans. The last time I was there I warned a group of black guys from New York this could happen. You should have called the police Karen.

I remember the HELP disco days in 2004 in Rio and watching middle aged white dudes strategizing with young black dudes on how to score women at Help. I laughed and thought, "That is really cool. Would these two groups of people ever have talked if they were back in the USA?" I will never forget Help as a place where tension just did not seem to reign. If you wanted drugs, drink, or pussy, you could have it no problem.

The last time I was in Cartagena two months ago there were a lot of "Afro American" people, and I expected it. Shit, if I were making a decent living on the West Coast and did not want to deal with the bullshit cost of living, legal and financial price of drugs, and just having fun without being hassled, I would have left the West Coast and vacationed in Colombia as well. I saw this in Medellin, and I know that Afro American men like their Colombian and Brazilian booties but what I saw in CTG at the Hyatt that surprised me was how many "Afro American" women were there.

So I am in the elevator at the Hyatt, and I am with three "Afro American" women and they are married and well to do and now they start talking about plastic surgery. I got an ear full about injections here and there, tummy tucks, and booty jobs. They talked price, and it seemed much less than in the USA. It seems like these women are going to be coming to Cartagena time and again.

For those who mind the "Afro Americans", there is still Russia. Problem is you are not going to have beach time for a long time.

[Golfinho]

Here is a definition of that term:

Outdated synonym for African American. Although not a derogatory term, avoid when possible. Use Black or African American if appropriate.

Plus the context in which you used the term suggests, however unintentional, some animus.

While you're helping the readership with terminology, may I ask with no animus, if there's a term -- a current one -- that makes the distinction between the descendants of the enslaved and their attendant culture and those blacks in America such as, for example, Barry Obama?

[HighOnTravel]

Every time I write up a post that go into too much detail it never seems to get approved to be posted.

I had a decent write up reply to your post here http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...822&viewfull=1#post2614822 but it disappeared into the ether. The reply explained the type of mongers and women inside all three clubs, prices some pay vs what I pay, etc but it seems that it was never approved to be posted.

I wish you best in doing what ever your doing. Its your trip and it is what you make of it.

You're all over the place. Your taking drugs that gives you ED but still trying to get chicas for what reason?

Then your telling others don't go to the strip clubs because they rip people off which is what is echoed on this forum, but then you say you are going to ISIS paying $160 for what you consider a 9 in your book so your still talking to them in dollars.

I'm not understanding why if you already had a few that you consider stunners, top level in your book, why don't you just get their numbers and keep seeing them? Have them take you to different places instead of the same puta scenes so you can make the best out of your trip rather than constantly complaining about the lack of talent? You're on week 3 or 4, what have you done besides constantly trying to find chicas.

I never said don't go to the strip clubs. Wtf calm down man. My post is in reference to the pro scene in general here. Why would I want to take the 9's anywhere when I can go and try to find new ones? That's just dumb. Pro scene here is mediocre at best. Go state your types of clubs and prices. Doesn't matter. The eye test never lies.

What have I done here besides chicas? I have one good non pro girl I have been seeing take me to a few islands. I like to attend the big church mass here in centro on Sundays. Mostly I just swim though every day and smoke a bit maybe pop some hydrocone pills or lyrica then a frw hours later drink a bit and go out. Am. Only averaging going out 2 nights a week though. I like my set up here in Cartagena though so will prob be staying longer. Was supposed to go to Panama end of next week.

[Tomasb]

Here is a definition of that term:

“Outdated synonym for African American. Although not a derogatory term, avoid when possible. Use Black or African American if appropriate.”

Plus the context in which you used the term suggests, however unintentional, some animus.

[Mojo Bandit]

You should have called the police Karen.

Laughing my fucking ass off.

LOL. Arrived? Isn't Cartagena primarily composed of Afro Americans? If you google "people Cartagena" pretty much all you will see is Americans of African descent.

I guess he skipped the tour of Santuario de San Pedro Claver which demonstrates that they arrived 500 years ago. So his news is a little late.

[GrownMan1]

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African Americans have arrived? WTF! Who the hell let them in? How did they get a passport? Did they touch you? I bet they were sitting around being well. African Americans. The last time I was there I warned a group of black guys from New York this could happen. You should have called the police Karen.

Are you sure they were not Haitian? The last time I was in Cali; my friend and I were mistaken for Haitians twice by locals. How did you know the difference? Did you get close enough to smell their cologne?

[NeilGeorge]

LOL. Arrived? Isn't Cartagena primarily composed of Afro Americans?

They were Africans from Africa, long before US was settled. Used as slaves to build the fortressa. "Afro Americans" probably means the tourists from USA that used to be called black, but now want to be called something new.

[Mr Enternational]

Afro Americans have arrived.

LOL. Arrived? Isn't Cartagena primarily composed of Afro Americans? If you google "people Cartagena" pretty much all you will see is Americans of African descent.

[World Wide Wes]

Try OZ Hotel, good area clean girl friendly. Not bad for the price book on web can walk to beach lots of stores and restaurants. Hotel offers free breakfast and good room service.

Thanks for the info. Looking forward to CTG.

[Nypher]

Alot of my observations have been mentioned many times on the site.

I'm randomly writing what's pops into my head while observations are fresh.

I will probably not return to Cartagena and would only recommend 5-7 days for first time travelers.

I hooked up with 3 nice girls with who I spent the entire 12 day vacation with- They were over 30 and had 3 kids each.

If your willing to commit to Colombia with multiple visits you could build yourself a nice book of contacts.

There are a lot of beautiful single women looking to meet gringos..

Nice report. It sums up same as I saw in my previous trips earlier this year. Getting ready to make another trip before the year ends jaja.

I'm a little confused when you mention "Afro Americans have arrived. " Can you elaborate on that? Is it the same as Venezuelans arriving in Colombia, DR and Trinidad so supply outweighs the demand for the mongering driving the prepago price down?

The early to bed early to rise is spot on, I keep mentioning girls don't get to to Centro until 10 pm so mongers should be sure to get there around 9:30 and leave by midnight but some have the mentality of "get there when its popping and leave at closing" not realizing, by the time they get there when its popping all the good chicas are already snatched up and sitting at the tables with mongers or they already went to a short stay hotel did their thing and back to get another monger.

[Mojo Bandit]

Only issue I have ever had with a place from Juan was the building rules I didn't know about. One building only allowed 1 guest per person. I travel solo, but could only bring one girl up. That was a bummer! Some buildings you have to pay a small fee per girl. Like 10 $ usd it came to. I knew that ahead of time. My favorite building they check ids. Have a fun time sir. Easy!

I've always found them to be very clean.

Been watching some YouTube videos of morons throwing money around on the streets and clubs. Is this something kinda happening often? Or happened once and these guys are making the video a big deal for views.

Less than 2 weeks to fo. Already made contact with my go to girl to have all my supplies ready and be at the apartment as soon as I get there for some fun. After that the hunt is on. Have about 30#s on WhatsApp. Those will be for backup. If I'm at a restaurant having lunch and wana go have fun. Start hitting up WhatsApp!

I stayed in Marinero. Never tried to bring more than one girl upstairs but I don't think there would be a problem. Never was charged either.

Last time I talked to Juan was a few monhs ago and at that time some buildings were flexing their rules and only allowing you to have one visitor at a time due to Covid. I am not sure at this time if they have changed but ihe specificlly mentioned Marinare only allowing one visitor. I had never tried to bring up more than one visitor the times I stayed in Marinare. I have most often stayed in Playa Mar (at one point Playa Mar was only allowing vistitors who could produce a negative test) and in the past I have seen guys have like three chicas come up at a time. Especailly when there was a nest of prepagos living and working out of I am saying that even now the situation may be fluid and I would email Juan ahead of time to see what each building policy is. One thiong about dealing with Juan is that he is very aware of our intentions so it is easy to be straight with him about needing a chica friendly the building and inquiring about how chica friendly the building is.

Makle no mistake most people around Juan know what we are doing there. One time I showed up earlier in Cartagena that I had originally thought because I caught an earlier bus from Barranquilla, so I just sent Juan a message to see if by chance the apartment was ready. He said no but he would get his cleaning lady in there and get it ready soon. When I arrived he said it was not clean yet but I could go ahead and put my luggage in the apartment. I went up and I could see that the cleaning lady was a little stressed. I was pretty sure that my showing up early threw her schedule. So I felt like throwing her a little tip. And handed her 20 k COP. I do not speak great spanish (even worse then) and didn't say anything. But then she looked puzzled and asked me "Do you want me?" . She was probably in her 40's and looks to be in her 50's and very not in good shape. I then replied in my broken spanish "propina para muchas gracias para limpiar" and she figured it out. I guess they think we have a one track mind LOL.

[Nypher]

I'm good on that. I don't think I'm doing anything wrong at all. The talent pool of pros here in Cartagena right now is very poor. Please prove to me otherwise. Mostly all I see are dirty looking tatted up 6's and 7's everywhere with fake ass implants and overall very trashy. So the very rare 8's and 9's want to charge a lot I have noticed and I can see why. The competition for them is not that high.

Every time I write up a post that go into too much detail it never seems to get approved to be posted.

I had a decent write up reply to your post here http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...822&viewfull=1#post2614822 but it disappeared into the ether. The reply explained the type of mongers and women inside all three clubs, prices some pay vs what I pay, etc but it seems that it was never approved to be posted.

I wish you best in doing what ever your doing. Its your trip and it is what you make of it.

Well. I got one really hot one who likes me and will stay all night for $100 now no condom does everything I want. We basically just drink and get high all morning then bang like rabbits. Wake up and bang again. I even got her down to $80 for this as well.

The last $140 girl was terrible but looked smoking hot. Her service was terrible though. $140 was for all night. She said no condom for an extra 100 k pesos which isn't much however I declined because I couldn't get it up for her because I was taking lyrica pregabalin before I went out. Which is great but gives you ED.

But also. I think I couldn't get it up because there was no real connection there. Her attitude was just downright awful. Terrible terrible girl actually. Incredibly rude. Not attractive at all besides her looks. She seemed a bit robotic as well. It is very import here in Cartagena to make sure there is some sort of connection with the girl before you take her back. Much more so than in other places I've noticed. The pros here just tend to be kind of miserable acting people in general though just based on my experience. Overall, you get the las Vegas pro attitude and service at a somewhat discounted price. Yawn. It is nothing to write home about that's for sure.

You're all over the place. Your taking drugs that gives you ED but still trying to get chicas for what reason?

Then your telling others don't go to the strip clubs because they rip people off which is what is echoed on this forum, but then you say you are going to ISIS paying $160 for what you consider a 9 in your book so your still talking to them in dollars.

I'm not understanding why if you already had a few that you consider stunners, top level in your book, why don't you just get their numbers and keep seeing them? Have them take you to different places instead of the same puta scenes so you can make the best out of your trip rather than constantly complaining about the lack of talent? You're on week 3 or 4, what have you done besides constantly trying to find chicas.

[Xpartan]

Only issue I have ever had with a place from Juan was the building rules I didn't know about. One building only allowed 1 guest per person. I travel solo, but could only bring one girl up. That was a bummer! Some buildings you have to pay a small fee per girl. Like 10 $ usd it came to. I knew that ahead of time. My favorite building they check ids. Have a fun time sir. Easy!

I stayed in Marinero. Never tried to bring more than one girl upstairs but I don't think there would be a problem. Never was charged either.