Cartagena Reports

[Nyezhov]

Great reports. Any non fat assed girls around?

[GrownMan1]

I understand why Colombian chicas are obsessed with silicone. While they may be more Eurocentric facially attractive; their overall body features lack The natural physique so common among the Cuban and Dominican republic chicas. Many of these chica have obviously been under the knife. This is a problem for both me and my wing man however we try to make it work.

90% of these chicas start their price with 300 million pesos. I haven't met one that started under 300. However they have no problems negotiating down to 200 mil. That's almost double what I give in the DR. It's all good. If I really wanted to be cheaper I would have went to Medellin.

Later on that evening I met a tourist guide That solicited us for business. He show me a on a post board a popular African-Colombian community that was a popular place to visit among tourists. All the older women of darker complexion Dressed in traditional African Colombian clothes we're from the area. Looking at the photos I fell in love with the place. Take us to this area right now! Wait a minute do they have nightclubs there? Are there any bars and places to hang out like the clock tower? He reply no. We pass- all that touristy shit is overrated for us.

I keep telling these guys you cannot introduce me to a chica because you don't know my style. He asked me to give him a chance showing us around. I explain to him in Spanish and English my wing man Smurf wants to see (una chica negra con culo grande). Black chica with a fat ass. Actually Smurf was getting under my skin. He kept reminding me every 30 minutes what he wanted. We agreed on 100 mill and he called us a taxi.

We traveled outside of the wall and went to at least three places. Every time we got out I was disappointed. However Smurf was more disappointed. Trying to take us to these casas with 2 or 4 chicas inside is like trying to sell me a seashell on the beach. We are not interested. What a freaking waste of time. I'm just glad the trip only cost us about $15 apiece. That was worth going on the outside of the wall and getting a feel for the area.

Later on that night we went back to club delirium. Smurf and I found something to take back to the room. I look at both of our catches and thought they are so far from the average chicas the average Americans would consider. Smurf found a 5'5 195 lb caramel complected thick chica with a fat ass.

I settled with a brown skin complected chica that reminded me Facially of an African lady I use to have sex with. About 13 years ago. This chica gave me 100% GFE. She literally tried to fuck my brains out. She squirted all over my bed so I had to sleep on the couch. Definitely the starting player of my new lineup in this country. I gave her 220 mill and a dress which she loved.

[GrownMan1]

Tony is definitely a pain! But he knows whos in town. Definitely worth the hassle.

Ok I will check him out.

[Brother P]

He really should go over to playa Hollywood and see what Tony has. All the girls over there are wearing bathing suits. Tony's kind of a pain in the ass but he has a nice selection.

Tony is definitely a pain! But he knows whos in town. Definitely worth the hassle.

[Kafka]

I booked a trip from the 19th to the 28th of February. I've already had one covid vaccination and I'm going to have another in a week. Of course I still use all social distancing and the rest but it does make me feel more comfortable traveling. Mostly be down by playa Hollywood. And if the Clock Tower there's one particular girl I'm looking for..... I found a very reasonably priced place with hot water in Laguito so it's a nice walk over to Juan Valdez in the morning... Between travel credits for canceled vacations last year and all the rest it's really quite reasonable.

[Kafka]

The next day I called up a Chica I met on tinder prior to coming here. I read a lot of these girls flake and don't show up however this chica video me several times on WhatsApp. She said she was bisexual and asked me did I want a threesome. I pass however we agreed to 150 mil with A possible upgrade depending on performance. 24 yr old About 5'7 and 147 pounds. Her complexion reminded me more of a biracial woman. Her body was all natural with naturally curly hair however, it was Bleach to give it a two-tone look. When she arrived my wingman Smurf start giving her compliments. I tried to give her to him prior but he was stuck on finding a Chica with a very big ass.

It was an excellent session and I will repeat with her. BBBJ and she aim to please. We agree later for me to have sex with her friend.

Smurf called up a naturally fat assed Chica he got a number from last night. Smurf like the club. He just stood in the back collecting names and numbers. I don't know how he's going to remember all of those chicas.

Smurf girl was a bust. She arrive the same time my chica did however she did not perform the same. Smurf said she would not give him a BBBJ so he gave her 100 mill to leave. I told him he should have negotiated upfront it would have save him time and money. Sometimes guys get caught up with negotiating a price; they forget to establish mandatory requirements. I knew his Chica was a bad choice because when she came in our room she immediately went to the refrigerator and open the bottle water without asking anyone.

He really should go over to playa Hollywood and see what Tony has. All the girls over there are wearing bathing suits. Tony's kind of a pain in the ass but he has a nice selection.

[Kafka]

The next day I called up a Chica I met on tinder prior to coming here. I read a lot of these girls flake and don't show up however this chica video me several times on WhatsApp. She said she was bisexual and asked me did I want a threesome. I pass however we agreed to 150 mil with A possible upgrade depending on performance. 24 yr old About 5'7 and 147 pounds. Her complexion reminded me more of a biracial woman. Her body was all natural with naturally curly hair however, it was Bleach to give it a two-tone look. When she arrived my wingman Smurf start giving her compliments. I tried to give her to him prior but he was stuck on finding a Chica with a very big ass.

It was an excellent session and I will repeat with her. BBBJ and she aim to please. We agree later for me to have sex with her friend.

Smurf called up a naturally fat assed Chica he got a number from last night. Smurf like the club. He just stood in the back collecting names and numbers. I don't know how he's going to remember all of those chicas.

Smurf girl was a bust. She arrive the same time my chica did however she did not perform the same. Smurf said she would not give him a BBBJ so he gave her 100 mill to leave. I told him he should have negotiated upfront it would have save him time and money. Sometimes guys get caught up with negotiating a price; they forget to establish mandatory requirements. I knew his Chica was a bad choice because when she came in our room she immediately went to the refrigerator and open the bottle water without asking anyone.

You really have to be careful with the online dating it tends to attract women who can't compete face to face with the others. At the clock tower or the Disco.

[GrownMan1]

The next day I called up a Chica I met on tinder prior to coming here. I read a lot of these girls flake and don't show up however this chica video me several times on WhatsApp. She said she was bisexual and asked me did I want a threesome. I pass however we agreed to 150 mil with A possible upgrade depending on performance. 24 yr old About 5'7 and 147 pounds. Her complexion reminded me more of a biracial woman. Her body was all natural with naturally curly hair however, it was Bleach to give it a two-tone look. When she arrived my wingman Smurf start giving her compliments. I tried to give her to him prior but he was stuck on finding a Chica with a very big ass.

It was an excellent session and I will repeat with her. BBBJ and she aim to please. We agree later for me to have sex with her friend.

Smurf called up a naturally fat assed Chica he got a number from last night. Smurf like the club. He just stood in the back collecting names and numbers. I don't know how he's going to remember all of those chicas.

Smurf girl was a bust. She arrive the same time my chica did however she did not perform the same. Smurf said she would not give him a BBBJ so he gave her 100 mill to leave. I told him he should have negotiated upfront it would have save him time and money. Sometimes guys get caught up with negotiating a price; they forget to establish mandatory requirements. I knew his Chica was a bad choice because when she came in our room she immediately went to the refrigerator and open the bottle water without asking anyone.

[GrownMan1]

The longer you're in this game the harder it is for you to choose". Words of wisdom from Olkool. I think that's This place definitely delivering it's share of chicas. However, nothing seems to capture my attention. I definitely like the overall scenery. I think these street chicas are just a little too seasoned for me. But I'm not giving up.

About two hours later we went to club Dilibri. I think I spelled that correctly. This place play American and Colombian hip-hop. A young crowd seen. The place was jampacked and after being in there I know that I'm going to need another COVID-19 test. After about 10 minutes inside the club my partner and I noticed besides us only about 10 more people had mask on. I guesstimate about 200 people in the club. That was jam packed for a Monday night.

Cartagena has a nice crowd and I can see why brother P like the vibe.

They had another club call Maria I think. It's open 24 hours however my iPhone was in the red so I cut the night short and went home. I could have easily pull something however I don't like jumping the gun.

[UnknownGuy]

Hi,

I got the info and this lab does not offer a PCR test, they only do the antigen test at the Bocagrande office and price is 150,000 Colombian pesos.

Thanks for checking! An antigen test is fine. Per the CDC order, it just has to be a viral test. Here is their definition of a viral test.

Viral test means a viral detection test for current infection (I. E, a nucleic acid amplification test or a viral antigen test) approved or authorized by the relevant national authority for the detection of SARS-CoV-2.

Any chance they tell you how long is the wait?

[GrownMan1]

I arrived here with no problems. Currently I'm on the outside of the clock tower watching the small parade of Chicas. I got a few numbers but nothing has really stood out as of yet. This place has a lot of promise. I'm going to give it a little more time to get my feet wet.

The Touts are easy to get rid of. I guess it's because I'm Boca Chica battle tested. If you can survive three days Boca chica Dominican Republic Dealing with those scam artists this place is a cakewalk. As I sit here I see more and more chicas starting to show up. I shouldn't expect too much on a Monday night.

[OnFireBoy]

This spot supposedly does the Covid test but I'm not in country yet to verify but if someone is that would be great. It is the next block up from Delirium and around the corner from LDV.

Laboratorio CLnico Eduardo Fernandez.

Location: Centro, Calle 2 da de Badillo No. 36-35 Piso 2, Cartagena.

If someone can check, find out how long it takes for the results as well.

Hi,

I got the info and this lab does not offer a PCR test, they only do the antigen test at the Bocagrande office and price is 150,000 Colombian pesos.

[Black Page]

Probably a date embedded in the code? LOL.
Stupid is as stupid does.

Even beyond: those 3 must be intrinsically stupid.

From the Cipolla's Five Fundamental Laws of Stupidity:
1) Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
5) A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

[Kafka]

In the article it stated that "during the control process they noticed alleged "irregularities in the test codes, which is why it was decided to verify directly with the laboratory. " My guess is that each laboratory that does the testing assigns a code to each test that then gets put into a database / website where the people at the airport can check the codes of the tests. They said they noticed that the "tests, presented to Migracin Colombia, belonged to other people, who would have taken them in October 2020."

https://www.eluniversal.com.co/cartagena/detenidos-en-cartagena-con-pruebas-negativas-falsas-de-covid-EE4042879

Probably a date embedded in the code? LOL.

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Mojo Bandit]

I am guessing all three used the same copy and that is how they are caught.

. I guess the thing that made it suspicious was that they were trying to leave 6 days after arriving.

In the article it stated that "during the control process they noticed alleged "irregularities in the test codes, which is why it was decided to verify directly with the laboratory. " My guess is that each laboratory that does the testing assigns a code to each test that then gets put into a database / website where the people at the airport can check the codes of the tests. They said they noticed that the "tests, presented to Migración Colombia, belonged to other people, who would have taken them in October 2020."

https://www.eluniversal.com.co/cartagena/detenidos-en-cartagena-con-pruebas-negativas-falsas-de-covid-EE4042879