Cartagena Reports

[Mr Enternational]

My dress attire consists of skinny and slim jeans. Anyone who tries to feel a touch of my back pocket gets immediately noticed.

Second I always make sure when I pick a spot. Is leaning on a wall.

Are you saying that you actually keep stuff in your back pocket? All they have to do is slice the bottom of your pocket with a razor and follow you until whatever is inside falls out. You will not even notice it, skinny jeans or anything else.

[Nypher]

I will be in Cartagena also in middle of May. Although I am in touch with Juan I am not comfortable staying in an apartment yet. Booked at Marriott Ermita. I am a valued member. Not sure if they allow visitors. Plan is to get a girl to check in with me. Since it is my first trip which will be more of an exploratory nature. I read the reports. There are are short time hotels. Not worried about girls robbing me since I am prudent and never carry lots of cash or anything real valuable. Just enough local currency for the day.

Maybe I can talk to the Uber driver from the airport to take me around to check girls and negotiate LT stay in hotel. Once again valuables are locked up. If she is good can keep her for the duration and do touristy things.

I will hit tinder before I go also.

Marriott Ermita allows guest last time I checked.

Uber is illegal in Colombia, I do not believe they can pick you up from the airport. You can still use the app but you may run into the issue I do where they would constantly cancel the ride is the rare was too low. I would be in El Laguito requesting a car to go to Centro or Getsemeni and it shows 5 around me, tells me 5 minutes only to then go back to selecting driver and it will cancel and pick on that's all the way in Gesementi or Centro that's 15 minutes away. InDriver is the preferred app that the chicas use.

[Nypher]

Saturday comes around and my Dolce girl gets up and tell me the usual "me voy" I ask her how much she needs and just just says 20 K for the taxi. So I ask her if she wants to grab breakfast and she responds "si, tengo hambre. " (I've been hearing this a few times from my chicas on this trip but have been ignoring it since I'm always ordering food when they arrive or meeting them at a food spot). So finally I asked her what it means and she explains, at that point I was confused because "tengo" means "I have" and "hambre" means hungry so I didn't quite understand how "tengo hambre" translated to "I'm hungry" as I would have expected it to be "yo soy hambre". She gave me a quick lesson on I, him, her, we, us, them and I sort of understood, a bit. Hit the coffee shop, finished up breakfast and she leaves. I decide to walk around for a bit, walk the beach, check out some more paintings inside the walls but these sellers trying to charge $600 for something decent. By the time I finished wasting time Chica #8 wants to see me so I decide just meet over lunch she shows up "hola, coma esta, tengo hambre" I couldn't help but laugh because this chica can eat twice as much as me and is super tiny. We finish the food, walk around for a bit, I was about send her on her way when she wanted to come back to the apartment for a bit. Fine. We get there, I go to shower off the sweat and when I come out she's naked saying "quiero sexo" fine. Finished that, she showed off then jumps in the bed and goes to sleep. Figure this would be a good time to type up a report. Few hours she wakes up and wants taxi money to go home and get ready to work in Delirium tonight, I'm out of small bills so I just gave her 100 K bill and sent her on her way.

I head out shortly after her and decide to walk the pussy triangle see if anything is good there. Nothing. Then I see my Dolce girl coming out with some Indian looking guy looks like she's going to get that $600 I guess. I head to the clocktower which I normally don't do and got a good natural one for 300 K for a few hours. Back to the apartment finished it up when my Dolce chica says she's finished working and wants to see me, I tell her, no, I saw you with that guy and were going to need a bigger time gap for sex, maybe in the morning, so she says she's going home. Sent the new girl on her way and that's that.

Sunday.

I get a text from Dolce girl around 10 am. She wants to know what I'm doing, its was a boring day so I was just cleaning up the apartment before meeting Chica #11 again for another 3 hole session for 300 K. We don't even talk numbers anymore, she knows if she's coming its 300 K for all three. She doesn't believe I'm just cleaning up, decides to video call me, I pick up and recognize the background, its the background of inside a boat with a bed. This fucking girl is on a yacht, so I ask her why isn't she home, she says the guy offered her another $300 to go on the boat with him. OK he's got money to burn go get your money, I tell her see you when your done and went to meet Chica #11. We get to talking again about complete random stuff, fun conversations, laughing about the whole "tengo hambre" vs "yo soy hambre". Pounding beers then back to the apartment another great session I didn't even realize she was with me for 6 hours until Chica #2 sent me the "hola". Finally! A response, I haven't seen her in 7 months and just been watching her Instagram where I see her ass got super plump. She wants to meet. I send Chica #11 on her way with her 300 K and head to meet Chica #2 as she said she was in Space. I get to space but tell her I'm not going in, I've managed to stay out of the clubs so far I don't want to head in. I'm outside waiting across the street looking a the entrance to Space when I feel someone hug me from the back, I grab their hand and turn around and its her! Told her she told me she was in Space and she said she went to get something to eat so I respond back with "siempre hambre" and she laughs and says "tengo hambre". We grab some bites and head back to the apartment and get to talking about their trip. She said she only stood on the main island and couldn't got to the other islands because there were sharks and one bit an Italian man and showed me the video which was the same video another chica showed me on Friday. So I asked if if she's sure because someone told me this was Chlon, she says no San Andres. Well moving on, she takes of her clothes and damn she put on weight, so I ask her "que te pasa" while pointing at her stomach she laughing "tengo hambre, simpre hambre" we both start laughing and get the session is, she haven't seem me in a while so I forgot she likes to lock her feet around the back of my knees in doggie style and she forgot I like to go long and deep, she ached her back a little too much and the angle was just right to hit her wall out comes the "dolor, dwelle" screams. Fine, switch she's on top, now I can really see the her belly hanging damn she's been eating a lot. We finish up and goes to sleep. She loves being a little spoon, all throughout the night I just kept feeling my hand being moved to hold her as she backs her ass into me.

Monday.

We wake up, get another session in. She has to run to the bank because of some problem. This was my first time overnight with her and I've never discussed prices with her for overnight as its usual just a polvo so I just hand her the usual 500 K I keep in my pocket, she counts it doesn't say anything and put it in her bag. I guess that's the agreed amount for overnights going forward. She leaves. I go grab breakfast and bubble guts kicked in, time for the shits which I was doing all day till about 8 pm when I went back out to get something to eat and try to keep something in my stomach. After a bit I felt better and decided to just sleep it off when Dolce girl text me she's done working which was odd because she told me she only work Thursday to Saturday. So I asked her what work, same guy gave her $300 for 2 hours that she couldn't pass up. Well I wouldn't either. She says she needs to see me because she didn't get a orgasm while working over the weekend and needs one to sleep well. So I joke and say if she finished before I do then she has to pay me her asking price of 800 K, she laughs and heads to me. I pick up some beers and back to the apartment for more GFE. I don't know what work she did these 3 days because she was tighter than how I left her and the contractions were stronger. She came before I did, knocked out sleeping leaving me to clean her up and my mess I left on her back, then throwing the covers over her. This dolce girl is going to be the death of me one day I already know it.

[Sammon]

I will be in Cartagena also in middle of May. Although I am in touch with Juan I am not comfortable staying in an apartment yet. Booked at Marriott Ermita. I am a valued member. Not sure if they allow visitors. Plan is to get a girl to check in with me. Since it is my first trip which will be more of an exploratory nature. I read the reports. There are are short time hotels. Not worried about girls robbing me since I am prudent and never carry lots of cash or anything real valuable. Just enough local currency for the day.

Maybe I can talk to the Uber driver from the airport to take me around to check girls and negotiate LT stay in hotel. Once again valuables are locked up. If she is good can keep her for the duration and do touristy things.

I will hit tinder before I go also.

[Rzrfl69]

I'll be there again in the middle of May, I believe that will be my 9th trip there.

Last trip was Halloween weekend that I was there, stayed in one of Juan's places as usual. Only issue was the elevator wasnt working on my floor to go down, so had to walk up or down a flight then get in to go down. Also no working phone to reception, but no big deal. Would give the guard a heads up if I had someone coming.

First night it rained around 8 or 9 so the clock tower cleared out. I went to delirium and ran into a girl I was chatting on tinder. We went back and spent the night. Next day had one come over mid day to hang out and play, that evening had my regular that I've known since about trip 4 meet me for dinner and fun. I the went back out solo since it was early. Ended up going home solo after spending a bit chatting a 7 and her coming with a ridiculous amount. Last full day my regular brought over a friend. We hung out and had fun. Later that night the three of us went out for drinks, hit tons of spots. Remember the curfew and her throwing me in a cab and going to some club near the airport. We made it back around 5 am.

I still have yet to find food there I really look forward to having again. El Muelle actually used to have a few dishes I used to like but past few trips they have always been Out of the items 🙄 and anything else I try there is ehh.

Arepas pues just became to regular for me and unexciting being from Miami.

There is one spot I found I like for easy breakfast, maybe 10 min walk from the apartment. Can walk ya there but can't tell you the name or directions hahah. Just fresh empanadas. Arepas. Eggs if you want. Etc.

I saw a post asking about the penthouse with a jacuzzi. I rented that once from Juan. It was only 1 guest per visitor. So forget any threesomes!

Watching recent videos it looks like most is back to normal as a few years ago. Clock still happening but subdued. I mean it was out of control. Sometimes over 100 girls there. Clubs still happening.

[ElIntocableDr]

Hey folks,

So I had a rough time. Very much my own fault. Basically I went the dulce club which had really attractive women. While was there I got picpocketed (stupidly had wad of cash). When I brought the chica back to my Airbnb the desk person (whom spoke no English) denied me return entry. This escalated to a rather unpleasant confrontation. Then realized lost phone as well. Left following day because had a very quick stay. Had better time in Medellin few years ago but I was much more prepared. Figured I'd share my mistakes as reminder how important it is to plan things out properly / take basic cautionary measures.

My dress attire consists of skinny and slim jeans. Anyone who tries to feel a touch of my back pocket gets immediately noticed.

Second I always make sure when I pick a spot. Is leaning on a wall.

I never stand where people walk in front and behind me.

My cell phone is always on my front pocket.

I carry 600-700 mil at a time. Never more than that.

Pickpockets work in pairs. I'm sure you got distracted while they worked you from behind and the fact you realized your phone was phone back at the hotel shows you got drunk.

The biggest no is to never get drunk while mongering.

Mongering and partying don't mix.

[Nypher]

Hey folks,

So I had a rough time. Very much my own fault. Basically I went the dulce club which had really attractive women. While was there I got picpocketed (stupidly had wad of cash). When I brought the chica back to my Airbnb the desk person (whom spoke no English) denied me return entry. This escalated to a rather unpleasant confrontation. Then realized lost phone as well. Left following day because had a very quick stay. Had better time in Medellin few years ago but I was much more prepared. Figured I'd share my mistakes as reminder how important it is to plan things out properly / take basic cautionary measures.

I'm a bit confused.

Why would your Airbnb refuse you entry if it's already paid for? Denying your guest I would understand, but denying you means you violated a rule.

I never carry more than 500 mil at a time which is my usual average 2 LN limit.

There are allot of pickpockets running around outside Dolce, this man tried it with me but I felt the tug I did a spin to see whose behind me and he played it off by also turning around and went to talk to a vendor.

What night did this happen?

[PerkinWarbeck]

Hey folks,

So I had a rough time. Very much my own fault. Basically I went the dulce club which had really attractive women. While was there I got picpocketed (stupidly had wad of cash). When I brought the chica back to my Airbnb the desk person (whom spoke no English) denied me return entry. This escalated to a rather unpleasant confrontation. Then realized lost phone as well. Left following day because had a very quick stay. Had better time in Medellin few years ago but I was much more prepared. Figured I'd share my mistakes as reminder how important it is to plan things out properly / take basic cautionary measures.

Sorry to hear about your bad experiences. This is a reminder to all beginners that Cartagena is not a great monegrino heaven. The chicas have become extremely hardened by the economy and the influx of cheap Venezuelans. They want to get over and will always try. And the buildings being hardasses only compound the problem. Love the place for the weather, food, and beach (Baru), but if I wanted a pure monegrina destination, I'the go to Medellin, Barranquilla, or Cali first.

Safe hunting everyone!

[AngleSlam41]

Hey folks,

So I had a rough time. Very much my own fault. Basically I went the dulce club which had really attractive women. While was there I got picpocketed (stupidly had wad of cash). When I brought the chica back to my Airbnb the desk person (whom spoke no English) denied me return entry. This escalated to a rather unpleasant confrontation. Then realized lost phone as well. Left following day because had a very quick stay. Had better time in Medellin few years ago but I was much more prepared. Figured I'd share my mistakes as reminder how important it is to plan things out properly / take basic cautionary measures.

[Mr Enternational]

She then points to the knob that says "C" and I'm yea, that's cold water I point to the other knob that says "F" and tell her "Feugo". She starts laughing and says nooooooo points the the "C" knob and says calliente, points to the "F" knob and says frio. Then she turn the "C" knob fully on and what do you know there is steam coming out the shower head, the water is scalding hot (we both been in this apartment before a few times, I've never touched the "C" knob because I thought "C" was for cold. SMH)

LOL. Man you are funny. We live and learn.

[Ozu2019]

You're going to see the loud mouths who act like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour mostly at Delirium, its like the Classico of Sosua.

Yes, the idiots many of us wanted to get away from Stateside now have passports and are going to these places doing the same idiot things. I was hoping all this Stimulus money would dry up or PPP fraud would take some of them off the radar but social media have made it worst where these old guys who were born in the 50's are doing youtube channels calling it a "travel channel" but all they show are places known for sex and women and nothing more, and its not even like they are doing anything original. The all do the same stupid shit, go to Hollywood Beach, go to Delirium and the clock tower recording all the girls then upload video. I've had chicas text me telling me they know I'm in Cartagena because they saw me in a video on youtube and they feel betrayed because they wanted to see me I never told them I was coming. That's was one of the reasons I stopped going to Sosua and one of the reasons I done like to walk by Delirium at night. Sosua is a total shit show now as many of the good girls figured out Only Fans and don't even go out anymore since they have plenty of dumb guys giving them money for video clips or pictures smh..

Thanks for that info. I also thought stimulus and PPP drying up would slow down the loudmouths but seems like people who normally would be working low pay low skill jobs with little vacation time are now making a killing selling junk products or services on social media, or being influencers, playing with crypto, etc. Folks now have access to money, time, and knowledge about the world and what's out there. For this particular demographic travel is a relatively new thing, so they think they are special and they need to tell everyone about it. Also international travel used to be exclusive, but now has become cheap and easy. It used to be that you had to plan and prepare, but now guys can just do research on their phone in 30 min and then book flights and lodging with a few taps. Then google translate, google maps, and uber, etc make it even easier. Looks like some of these digital nomads are starting to move to Colombia and other places, and now are looking for the next off the beaten spot to one-up the others, like locusts. Who would have ever thought we would start seeing mongering mass tourism.

What you said about a chica seeing you caught in the background in some bozos youtube video. That is the one of the worst parts about these idiots recording and posting everything. Imagine if one day there is facial recognition software that a wife or someone can upload your photo and run it across youtube videos and see where you might pop up.

Anyway, enough of that. Back to chicas. Heading to Cartagena in a few weeks and will share my experience. Still looking forward to it and will avoid Delirium except for a quick peek.

[Nypher]

Thursday.

Chica #2 went cold. I can see my 2 messages were send and received but not read. Fuck it I'm not sending a third.

Chica #9 she's fairly new and I've only had 1 session with her on my last day on my last trip. She was good so I decide to reach out since I see her status of her posting she's bee partying all week. She responds back almost immediately she's finishing her period and it will be another day or two.

Chica #10 Another new one I started talking to on Tinder a few days before arriving. I see she's also doing allot of celebrating in her status posts. I reach out she responds ack she just started her period. So now that's 3 chicas who manages to sync up their monthly time.

Chica #11 Another new one from Tinder, I matched with her on my last trip but every time we spoke the timing just didn't sync up. We get to talking and she's good to meet. I tell her to get to me at 12 or 1 she says she can't and won't make it till after 2. After a few minutes of back and forth I find out its because she want to have lunch and lives an hour away. I tell her don't worry about lunch, we will have lunch together I just need you to be here by 1. She agrees I go shower and head out. I decide to just walk along the coast line by Centro and it looks like they brought in allot of new boulders to reinforce coastline, the rocks looked so great I decided to stop and take a few pics and got lost in the time, didn't realize how much time passed until she message me for my location. I give it to her and started walking back. I have her live location and see she's on her way, about 30 minutes later she passes me and sends me a "estoy aqui". I go downstairs and I already knew what happened so I start walking to her. We meet and she says the cab got lost and dropped her off at the wrong place I just start laughing because the same thing happened to borracha girl. I see her and she's hardly wearing anything, the tightest shortest booty shorts and the smallest tightest top showing as much skin as she can. We grab some food and start talking. She says she doesn't like to be in centro at night because its dangerous, I tell her I've been walking around Centro all hours of the night / morning every time I come here and nothing bad have ever happened to me, she says its because I'm a man, its dangerous for women and many pick pockets. Now I can't really say anything because and just have to understand it from her point of view because where I live in NJ bad things can always happen to you or never happen to you, its just if its your day or not.

We get back to the apartment and I forgot I had already set the price for her 300 K for all the holes, and I'm still trying to figure out how we got to that price and she's natural and looks like a Dolce girl. She walks in, sees the Jucuzzi and off comes her top, I didn't even notice her tits were that big, in her photos there looked like BS due to the angles but those were some fully sized Cs, firm, no bra needed, areolas and nipples just how I like them, to top it off they were the same colour as her skin so now I can't wait to see them change colour when she get excited. She goes to use the bathroom and sees my Dolce girls heels and asks if those are my wifes or girlfriend and I'm surprised how she walked right pass them when she first came in. I tell her those are my friends shoes and she's coming back for them later. She hits me with a "claro" and off the the bathroom and into the jacuzzi. She started pounding Coronas while we talk, she's on her 8th I'm just on my 4th, I'm not trying to have that bloat with wave rocking in my stomach while in the bedroom so time to Hi the bedroom. This chica sucks like trying to pull icecream through a straw, damn it was good. Got the first hole, then the second, and finished off in the 3rd. Tight all around, I give her the agreed 300 K, she didn't even count it just put it in her pocket, this ones a keeper! We talk for a few more minutes and I find out she was in Dolce but says she doesn't work in there was just with male friends that wanted to go there to hangout and she only works from Tinder. I could believe what she said or call bullshit but with dolce looks, all natural, and all 3 holes for 300 K I would be that gringo to buy sand while at the beach.

She leaves and now its about 5 pm. Back to Centro chill for a bit and meet up with my Dolce girl. We decide to hit a few bars, grab some food and do some people watching. Then she tells me she wants to go to another place, we leave and end up outside the clocktower and she tells my the guy who was sitting next to us was a gringo from the US who messages her to meet but she told him she was on her period. I can't even laugh at the irony as its all too familiar. I ask how much was he going to pay? She says 300, at first I thought "oh, that's a low number for you" then I asked pesos or dollars and she says dollars. I tell her she can go get the 300 if she wants and she says no she will make more tomorrow because there are allot of Indians here. OK back to the apartment, great GFE and we just hang out and talk as she practice her English. I'm starting to understand that everything has multiple words and anyone can be used depending on the conversation. Time for bed I go shower and she comes in to join me, she wants to know why I'm showering in cold water. I tell her its this is the how the water is it doesn't get any hotter. She gives me a look like I'm stupid. She then points to the knob that says "C" and I'm yea, that's cold water I point to the other knob that says "F" and tell her "Feugo". She starts laughing and says nooooooo points the the "C" knob and says calliente, points to the "F" knob and says frio. Then she turn the "C" knob fully on and what do you know there is steam coming out the shower head, the water is scalding hot (we both been in this apartment before a few times, I've never touched the "C" knob because I thought "C" was for cold. SMH) well that my stupid moment for the day.

Friday.

We wake up get another session in grab breakfast and I ask her how much does she need. She just needs Taxi money 20 mil. Ok, gave her the 20, she grabs her things and says she will see me Monday, apparently her friend told her she made $600 off some gringo in dolce that night and she doesn't want to miss out since I'm not really paying. She leaves and I message another chica who asked me to bring something for her to come pick it up. She get here, she wants the jacuzzi as well, I tell her lets go to the islands for the day she said its not good right now maybe another day. When I asked why she showed me a video of some gringo whose leg got sliced up from a boat blood everywhere. Well that's that, lets order in and chill. We get to talking and now I find out she works in Dolce, I asked her what happened to Space as thas where she worked and she says they let everyone in there and she's very tiny, the girls don't like her and want to fight her, she prefers Dolce but the same thing is happening in there as girls get mad at her when a monger takes her. I tell her the gringo picks the girl so the chica cannot get man and she's "claro, ovio, claro ovio" but she says the girls think that they are their permanent client so she mostly just walk around outside and theres no problems. She then tells me a new club will be opening soon that will be bigger and better, well I guess. Great GFE session, I forgot how tight she was unti she hopped on. All 3 holes 300 k.

Time to head back to Centro as I hear fireworks and been hearing them almost every night and could never figure out if they were in Getsemani or Centro. Somehow I ran into my Dolce chica and she wants to come with me for the night. I ask her what about the gringos in Dolce and she says tomorrow night. We get to talking about what my other friend said and she agrees that the girls do want to fight for the clients which is why she no longer goes to Space because the girls in there are much bigger than her. She says since she started working I've been the only one who messages her to come back after she leaves or tells her when I'm coming, all their other clients even though they will pay her for a few days they never takes her again for the same price and only want her for way less money and she sees them in the club months later and she doesn't understand. I and ask her why do she think she's here with me but she doesn't get it and says she prefers new clients anyway as she get more money out of them. Well as long as new waves of gringos keep rolling in she will keep making money as long as her youth lasts I guess. I don't want to explain short term success VS sustainability to her once her youth runs out. I change to talking about different clubs where we can go where I won't be bothered by working girls or rubbing up on guys who can only shop in the big and tall section. She says there's one above Delirium. Ok we go check it out, looks normal, too normal. No working girls, no fake ass ballers, no 4 x shirt wearing gringos, and I realize both chicas and men are looking at her even though she's dressed regular. A bit awkward but ok, we stay for a bit then head back to the apartment, as soon as we get in she says "requadas, Frio, caliente" I can't help but just laugh. Great GFE as normal.

[Tomasb]

I would have booted her out right when she said that she wanted to be paid in advance regardless of how long you knew her. And as often happens, the service level went to hell as soon as she had your money. Full stop.

Monday.

After a week of laying low and just hanging out in Getsemani and Manga, I finally made it to Centro to begin looking for something new. I'm seeing allot of women I didn't come here for, you know the type, overweight, loud mouth, ridiculous long eyelash extensions, wigs and weaves so obvious I would have thought I was in Atlanta. Sent a chill down my spine as I refuse to believe CTG is now Sosua. I start reaching out to my chicas who I didn't tell I was going to be here.

1st. Chica, she's in Barranquilla for Carnival.

2nd Chica, some monger took her to San Andres for a few days so she won't be back till Wednesday.

3rd Chica, she's in Bogota.

4th Chica, a new one, I was talking to her on tinder a week before a got here, then while I was here she went dead silent. No replies on WhatsApp but I can see the messages are being received. Checked her Instagram, this chica is posting stories of her playing in snow. WTF? Checked her Tinder profile, she's went from 1 mile away when I was talking to her to 5,723 miles away. I already knew where she's at because this isn't the first time I've seen this distance with a chica. I'm willing to bet some gringo flew her out to Croatia as I've been seeing this allot.

5th Chica, she's having problems with a gringo who she spent a few days with but now he can't pay her because he ran out of pesos. I tell her to make him Weston Union the money using his credit card because I know he has one, or Pay Pay her the money. She doesn't have Paypal, so she wanted him to send me the money and ill give her the cash since she trusts me more than him (This is one of the chicas who never counts the money I give her and just tosses it in her bag.). I was about to agree due to I have a alternate PayPal account under an alias for things like this but then common sense kicked in and I decided not to get involved, and left it at that.

6th Chica is in Cancun.

7th Chica in Medellin and won't be back till Saturday.

8th Chica not felling well.

Then I had a wild idea, ill contact the chicas I was saving for last. All 4 of them are in CTG, and that's when I realized only the ones that asked me to bring them something are here, all the others aren't.

Later that night the 5th chica figured out her money problem and was ready to see me. She gets over to me and we get to talking about how they hell she ended up being stiffed by a gringo but to my surprise she tells me she's known the guy for years and this is the first time hes done this and she really needs the money. Fuck it, break out the beers and left relax since we don't normally talk about money when we see each other. Were chilling music blasting I can see she's no longer thinking about the gringo and the money so time to leave the pool and head to the bedroom. We get to the bedroom and she stops me and asks "quanto pagas? Now I have not heard this girl said this shit to me since the initial first time we met. SMH. I told her the usual amount, she says 350 k, I've never given her 350 k. Back and forth for about 20 minutes and we settle for 300 K. Time for business, but she wants to be paid first. SMH! Her behavior is now back to when we initially first met and now I'm frustrated because we have built a trusting relationship over a long time and she's usually with me at least twice every time I arrive in CTG. I give her the 300 k up front and she proceeds to count it in front of me SMH, yep! She's in hardcore puta mode. I ask her why she counted it and she says she can't trust anyone now because of what just happened to her with the other gringo. (I was born in a third world country so I understand how easy it is to be taken advantage of by someone who comes from a country where their currency is way more valuable than your own, so my thought process before I immigrated to America was, since they have more they wouldn't try to cheat someone who have less.) I can't fault her, she just have to learn through life experiences exactly how I did. We proceeded to finish up in the bedroom, she squirts as usual but was complaining all throughout the activity her tits were hurting so I couldn't touch them too much (I already know where this was going). I asked her to spend then night due to I knew its only a matter of time before she's out for a few days. She's back at the negotiating table and wants 350 K more to stay the night SMH. She's back in hardcore puta mode. We agree on 600 K total which is the highest 2 LN GFE limit I will go before walking away. She agrees.

Since she doesn't walk the street or go to clubs for gringos and only operate on the apps I start to try teach her a way how to not get screwed from what I've learned from the chicas who walk the street and works the clubs so when a gringo says he's got no cash she can always instantly hit the credit card. I set her up with the Paypal / Nequi combo something that have been a great convivence for me as I'm not worried about the fee I just know the more pesos I can keep for cash only places the better.

Tuesday.

We wake up I get my second leche, she leaves to go home and as soon as she got home mother nature hit her just as I had the feeling it was that time of the month.

Afternoon comes around and Chica #8 is feeling better, come over, zero talks about money, gets a good session in. We go out, eat, drink, walk around Getsemani a little as I was looking for specific artwork and got to see a few new things, back to the casa, another session. Its still early so we go out to Centro, more drinks and food, good time.

[MongerHunger]

Took one of my chicas to San Andres from Cartagena. You will have to pay some tourism fee to enter San Andres even regardless if you are a Colombian citizen. Keep the copy of the paperwork. Went on the 3 island tour which wasn't bad. Went to Aquario Island, a sandbar island and Johnny Cay Island. The water clarity is amazing. Beaches are nice. It can get crowded. We were located near the airport on the beach and the boardwalk along the beach is always crowded with people partying until late. The internet service sucked everywhere on the island, even at the airport. It's best to be connected to the local network on your devices. Not many places accepted credit cards. Some places take the credit card machine outside to try and get a signal. The food was so-so. We seen girls hanging out at the bars and clubs in Centro and walking around. Police were shutting down the beach at like 6 pm and people moved to the boardwalk. Lots of shops in the area. Transportation rentals and tours. Let the chica negotiate prices. If you want to get away and relax it can be ok. Next time I visit San Andres I will probably stay on the other side of the island and switch it up.

[Nypher]

Tuesday Night.

So my friend leaves and I decide to get another girl I know that's here for the night. She already knows how I operate so I give her the time I want to meet with the location and as soon as she get in the cab she send me her live location. She is coming from all the way up north somewhere pass La Boquilla SMH. Doesn't matter I can see she's moving on the map which is what I like (active live visual conformation they are on their way). I run out to get more Coronas to stock the fridge. 20 minutes go by I decide to check the map and she's all the way over by the airport runway going is circles, I asked her what up, she says the drivers lost SMH. Another 20 minutes later and I see her in my area and she says "estoy Aqui" I go downstairs and I don't see her, some girl is standing outside trying to get my attention but I didn't want nothing to do with her as she wasn't my type (too big) so I politely say no look at the map again and she's 5 blocks away, I start walking to her. I meet her and its one big WTF, this girl looks like she just rolled out of bed, rolled through the bushes, then jumped in a cab to come see me. I ask her what the fuck is up because her hair is all messed up! She's wearing an outfit like she's walking the street (very important as my girls know no puta clothes when coming to see me) and her stomach looks bloated like she's pregnant. She says she was out drinking with her friends and then came to see me. I can instantly smell the dark liquor on her breath. I decide to get something locally to eat instead of getting Rappi, we sit down she tries to get the waiter attention and her voice went from the usual quiet and sweet that I've known over the years to loud and borracha mode, I've never seen her like this. My only thought is that all my good ones are unavailable and I'm left with these ones, then I start laughing because now I understand what at PerkinWarbeck was talking about, this is some karma. I made sure to get her to finish up that food so fast and to the apartment. We get to the building and the same chica from before that was out there is still out there trying to get my attention and my chica stops and talks to her. Out of their whole 10 minute conversation that was a little too loud the only thing I understood was "gringo, telephone, aqui, ayuda, no plata". We get in the building and I ask her what's that about she says some gringo told her to come here but he never came down to get her, she doesn't know the apartment number, she has no pone to text him, and no money to get back home. The only thing I could say was no bueno, vamanos, we get in the building she has no idea where to go, we get off the elevator she has no idea where to go, we get in to the apartment and she's amazed, runs straight to the balcony. So I ask her if she doesn't remember being in this exact same apartment in December, nope, no memory. No I show her the pictures she took with her phone, exactly where she is currently sitting and she's looking at the pictures like she's never seen them before and she has no idea she's been here just a few months ago (alright I can see this night is going to be one of those). We start drinking, talking to catch up from the last time we met as what's happening in life, how her English going, how's my Spanish going, before I know it we finished two 6 packs of Coronas. Time for the bedroom, great GFE as usual and I finished on her back and I just flopped to the side like a dog. She's still bent over in doggie, while her head is exactly over mine she's quietly singing "leeeeche. Leeeeeche. Leeeeeche. " then gets up and start dancing while still singing. At this time I can see the leche starting to loose it consistency and its beginning to run down her back and the only thing going through my mind is I do not want to slip in this shit later (happened to me many times, not fun as it happens out of nowhere). I tell her no bilar, bano, ducha. She decides to dance on her way to the bathroom, yep she is done. I go join her, she wants another go at it in the shower, I can't I'm still sore and need recovery time. Time to pass out. Throughout the whole night I kept felling the bed move, she's getting up to use the bathroom, I lost count after the 10th time and just threw the covers over my head.

Wednesday.

Morning comes and she's not in the bed, she's not in the bathroom, not in the kitchen, or living room, the sun is too strong so I can see through the glass doors to the balcony, she's out there, nothing but a towel in the chair sleeping. I pick her up bring her back to the bed while I go clean up. About an hour passes, she gets up showers and gives me the usual "me voy, pero necicito plata para taxi" ok, I look in my wallet nothing but 50 mil and 100 mil bills. I tell her I have no small bills and ill have to get change. She doesn't have time, then I remembered she have the Paypal / Nequi thing so I just sent her sent her $100 and told her grab it from the ATM. She doesn't understand, then she get the alert on her phone the transaction went through and she's shocked at the number because she only asked for taxi money. So I tell her normally you only ask me when you need, but get your hair done, get some regular normal outfits and ill see you next week. She leaves as my new chica I've been trying to see for my last three trips finally comes through. She looks just like her photos but once I got her in the apartment I realize its layers and layers of makeup, then I just had to feel her body, flab stuffed into the clothes. Her skin is extremely loose, ass is loose, tits have no substance to them, everything feels like a plastic bag filled with water SMH. We get to drinking, order lunch, chilling in the jucuzzi and its too hot outside. Time for the bedroom, no chupa, she doesn't do that. Ok I remember our conversations, she only chuppa con condon, sexo con condon, no anal. Now I realize this is about to be a boring fuck, she pushes me on the bed, jumps on top bites my nipple, starts grinding against my cock to where its starting to hurt, then spits in her hand, rubs it in her pussy then shoves my cock in there and you know what, if she don't remember what our conversation was like over the last few months I've been trying to get her to come see me then I'm not going to remind her, all she knows is 300 K for the polvo. Her skin was loose but damn she fit like a glove on the inside. Great fuck, decorated her back very well like an abstract painting. Then my main Dolce chica messages me to meet at 9 pm and tell me make sure all my putas are gone before she get there jajajajaj.

We head out walking through Centro, the clock tower, Getesemi and a few girls recognized me in Centro but when they saw her close behind me they already know we're together and I won't be available for the next few nights. We get back to the apartment and I give her the things she asked me to get her and she loves it. Then I surprise her with 3 dresses I know will look good on her. She tries all of them on, starts taking pictures. Happy. Then comes "me encanta!" lays them on the bed and starts pointing at the dresses saying "Dolce Vita Juves, Dolce Vita Viernes, Dolce Vita Sabado". I tell her no "Dolce Vita ropa. " She starts laughing and says "Si! Si! Muy bena para Dolce Vita, mucho dinero para mi en fin de semena ahora. Fuck it, it is what it is since she doesn't really ask me for money when I'm here so I can't say anything. Some fun drinking, fun in the jucuzzi as always great GFE.

Thursday.

Morning comes around, and she wakes me up she's leaving and I realized left all her clothes all over bedroom, living room balcony (she always does this, always leaving her clothes and shoes with me which other girls comes, sees it and ask how much time do we have before my esposa comes back LOL). I ask her how much she needs for the taxi, she says she needs 800 mil to pay or classes. I have no pesos so I can't pay her, now I just realized I became the person that made my other chica go into hardcore puta mode. Fuck it, I give her $300 and tell her she will have to change it out for pesos she's happy and on her way out the door she says "ill see you 9 pm, make sure the putas are gone by then" and we both start laughing at the irony of it all. As soon as she leaves I start asking the chica that went to San Andres where she's at jajaja.